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Creepy Geriatric Enfield City Councilman Enabled By Local Facebook Group Gets Blocked By Multiple Teen Girls On IG, Buys Raffle Tickets Off Them So They’ll Unblock Him, Previously Was Exposed For Commenting On Webcam Sex Shows

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Who remembers this guy?

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His name is Peter Falk, and he’s an elected councilman from Enfield CT. We blogged about him previously after we saw him commenting on webcam hooker mom Sarah Burke’s Facebook page,

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including under pictures of her children.

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It goes without saying that the guy is a deviant old dude who doesn’t understand that everything he posts on Facebook can be seen by the public. His wife of a billion years likely has no idea how any of this works either, she probably never read our blog, and thus has no idea that her husband pops a Cialis before leaving the creepiest messages possible on a webcam hooker’s Facebook page while pleasuring himself.

Yet he never resigned as a City Councilman. Enfield is one of those rare Republican towns with over 40,000 people in Connecticut, and because he’s a Republican it doesn’t matter that he’s obviously the creepiest dude who ever creeped. All of his colleagues on the City Council knew all about his online antics (we have a lot of turtle riders in Enfield), but they still kept him on the board. Not only that, he also served on the Youth Services Advisory Board, where he supposedly was helping kids.

But as it turns out he was actually preying on them too, and it’s even creepier than what he did with the webcam hooker mom.

Republican Councilman Peter Falk is resigning from the Town Council today, adamantly saying he’s stepping down because of serious health issues, not in response to council members asking him to resign following complaints filed against him with police over his attempt to interact with teenage girls on a social media platform. Although complaints were filed against Falk, his actions did not rise to the level of a crime, Police Chief Alaric Fox said Thursday. Falk, 73, who said his resignation will take effect immediately, explained that he needs to focus on his health and can no longer fully devote his time to serving the council or the residents of Enfield. He said he doesn’t feel he’s being forced to step down.

Complaints from teenage girls? Who could’ve predicted that? Oh yea, Turtleboy. Because we’re only one interested in real news.

So what did he do to those girls?

When asked about the complaints filed against him with police, Falk said there were no nefarious motives behind his actions. As a member of the town’s Youth Services Advisory Board, he said, he tries to reach out to youths in an effort to make sure they don’t start using drugs. To that end, he said, he will follow them online on Instagram, sometimes reaching out just to keep an eye on things. 

HAHAHAHHAHA!! He’s reaching out to teenage girls to make sure they’re not doing drugs. Hey kids, are you doing the pot? If so just talk to this guy and he’ll set you straight!

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The most amazing part about this is that he has an Instagram account. What does he even post? Pictures of himself eating dinner at 4:15?

It gets better…..

Despite Falk’s explanation, Councilwoman Elizabeth Davis, the Democratic town chairwoman, still feels his actions were inappropriate.

“He’s wrong for what he did,” she said Thursday. “He’s a grownup, he’s an elected official that represents everyone in the town, no matter what your age is. It’s pretty heart wrenching and disgusting that he’s out reaching to any young girls at all.”

Fox said the complaints made against Falk were filed on behalf of a 17-year-old girl and by the parents of two 15-year-old girls. According to Fox, events happened this way: On Dec. 11, Fox was made aware that a 17-year-old female student at Enfield High School had reported that an older individual, later identified as Falk, was following her on Instagram. When the detective and school resource officer met with the girl two days later, she said she was live on Instagram when an individual, whom she didn’t know, joined the feed. While she didn’t recognize the username of the individual, she thought it was a student who went to her high school and requested access to follow the account. After learning it was an older individual and not a classmate, she immediately stopped and reported the incident to the principal, who then reported it to Superintendent Christopher Drezek. The superintendent’s office contacted Town Manager Christopher Bromson, who, in turn, advised Fox.

In fairness, it’s not illegal to follow high school girls on IG if you’re a geriatric creepster. But when you have a past history of writing sexually awkward things to a webcam hooker on Facebook, you’ve lost the benefit of the doubt when it comes to your intentions.

He wasn’t done though…..

On Dec. 14, police received another complaint, this time from the father of a 15-year-old girl regarding a similar incident on Instagram involving an individual using the same username, who was later identified as Falk. Fox said the girl became concerned that an older individual was following her, so she blocked the account. The father said his daughter later found out the account was again trying to follow her and told him about it. Fox said the girl did not want Falk to try to contact her further or again try to follow her on Instagram. On Dec. 19, the father of another 15-year-old girl filed a complaint with police. The girl was selling raffle tickets at St. Patrick’s Church in town when Falk approached her. Fox said that after Falk bought a large number of tickets from her, he asked to follow her on Instagram but she declined.

Yes, that’s right, he got blocked by her on IG twice. And instead of just accepting the fact that he couldn’t leave creepy comments on a 15 year old’s page, he went to the church and purchased raffle tickets from her for the sole purpose of asking her to unblock him on IG. Someone really needs to put Grandpa on a leash, even though I’m willing to be he would like that.

According to him it was an accident though….

Additionally, Fox said, Falk told police that sometimes when he’s on Instagram “a live stream will come on, and he accidentally clicks on it and winds up following the person.”

As was showing up to buy raffle tickets apparently.

Nevertheless he couldn’t understand why these girls were creeped out by him.

The police chief said that Falk has been told that two of the teenagers “found it alarming in nature and they did not want” him to contact them any further. The father of the third girl did not want any further action taken besides documentation, Fox said.

Yea, what 15 year old doesn’t want to openly associate with the guy in town who’s well known for being a sexual deviant on social media?

And like I said, every Republican on the City Council knew about what a pervert this guy is and did nothing to stop him…..

Mayor Michael Ludwick, a Republican, said that Republican council members became aware of the complaints through the grapevine and in an attempt to make sure proper procedure was followed, the council members did not interfere with the police inquiry.

He wasn’t even elected to the position, they appointed him when there was a vacancy.

Peter Falk has also been enabled by these two.

Doreen and Kevin Kibbe.

He’s a mattress salesman and a media attention whore whose greatest accomplishment in life is running the Enfield Citizens Forum Facebook group. He even did an interview with the Journal Inquirer, because apparently guys who moderate Facebook pages are newsworthy in this town.

Kevin kicked out all the Turtleboy accounts from his forum months ago when we exposed another one of his Republican creepster politician friends, Greg Stokes. Mr. Stokes was guilty of trying to hit on one of his parishioners who came to him for marriage advice. And they’ve been taking down links to the the story about their buddy Peter Falk, because it’s well known that they supported and enabled this pervert, who for some reason wants to be friends with 15 year old girls on IG.

Because Kevin likes the spotlight so much, and wants to be patted on the back for being such an integral part of the community, he sought out Steve Wilkos so he could get his daughter on his show to whine about bullying.

“Audria has long been one to stand up for people being picked on, and as a result she’s become a victim.”

Translation – my Dad is using me to show off what a great parent he is.

Notice he’s worried about his 15 year old daughter being victimized by another kid, but he doesn’t seem to care that his good buddy Peter Falk is trying to victimize other people’s 15 year old daughters.

Of course Audria grew up to be a teen mom with the “disease”, and now lectures other people on her parent’s forum about how amazing they are.

But the fact of the matter is that the Kibbe’s enabled and supported a sexual deviant weirdo for many years and allowed him to be in a position to stalk 15 year old girls.

13 Comment(s)
  • Instagram Ignominy
    January 9, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    If the purpose of Instagram is not to allow guys (including creepy old guys) to stroke off to it, I sure don’t know what that purpose is. If a pretty LATE teens/early twenties chic posts a pic of herself wearing a tight T-shirt and leggings or a bikini while she’s thrusting her breasts forward and popping her rump out, exactly what intellectual activity does she think she is inspiring?
    Like going to the zoo, though, this about looking not touching.

  • Edward Kennedy
    January 9, 2019 at 6:44 am

    That’s the problem with Republicans….they don’t know how to keep it in their pants AND not get caught. My family have always been masters of secretly murdering young poon (except the Skakel buffoon, but he’s related by injection).

  • Sam Oldshit
    January 9, 2019 at 4:38 am

    a quick aside,
    Speaking to ITV’s Good Morning Britain the day after she was called a Nazi while carrying out interviews, Ms Soubry said there was a small group of people “roaming around Westminster intimidating people going about their lawful business”.

  • whatevuh
    January 8, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    this guy needs to be taken out back of town hall and pounded into the dirt . . .

  • Bill
    January 8, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    TB – Ever think that this perv found S. Burkes facebook by seeing it on here. What if something really bad happened to her because you posted her facebook account for all to see. I think you might need to rethink what your posting on here. Although highly entertaining I think you could be inadvertantly putting some of these people at risk.

    • M
      January 9, 2019 at 6:56 am

      He was in the original article about her and part of the reason they blogged about her. So, he knew her before.

    • TB commenter #69
      January 9, 2019 at 8:10 pm

      Hey Bill

      How about some personal responsibility here? If sarah burke wants to flaunt her face and body on the internet for all to see then she has accepted the feedback that will come to her, positive and negative. If you are a parent of a 15 year old or 17 year old girl then you as the parent(s) accept responsibility for the feedback of themselves posting pictures on social media, whether it be positive, negative, harmful, etc. There is no reason at all why a teenager under 18 needs a social media account. Parents today don’t want to parent, they want to stick their kid infront of a computer, phone, iPad, etc to keep them quiet and occupied. Now as for the 73 year old perv here, common sense should have prevailed for him. He’s a big boy, shame him all you want, he’s paying the price. As for TBS, they are merely reporting what happened and adding a dose of humor. Don’t like it? Leave a comment like you did and get the fuck out. Thanks

      TB commenter #69

  • Herbert the Pervet
    January 8, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    We can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins!

  • Randall Guy
    January 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Ummmmmm…what’s the crime here exactly?

    More “muckraking” I guess?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 8, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    The pillar of the community is also the community perv. Seems like every town has them now. Its all about “the kids” had a guy in Wakefield that was all about the Little League, long after his kids were out of the program. He never was accused of anything, but everyone kept an eye on him.This “selfless” type is the worst…

    • Keep An Eye on Your kids!
      January 9, 2019 at 9:44 am

      Danvers National League has a whole slew of them.  It’s either to steal $ or diddle kids.  No other reasonable explanation. But they went to state final so everyone looks the other way 

  • Bill Clinton
    January 8, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    what’s the problem? Us old farts need love too.

  • The Word Amazing, and All Its Variants
    January 8, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    I’m fucking exhausted. Can you idiot millennials find another word already? Why not Wonderful? That guy’s not doing shit these days.

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