Enfield CT Has 2 “Christian Conservative” Elected Officials (Peter Falk, Greg Stokes) Who Use Their Influence To Prey On Vulnerable Women

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Reader Email:

Can you believe it was a year ago this month you exposed a CT State Rep/Pastor for trying to get close to those in his church seeking guidance, but all they got was sexual advances?  
Well, you will be happy to know his two year term is up, and he plans on running again.
But please understand that he is not the only “creep” in town.  Even further back you exposed a man by the name of Peter Falk (who you had listed from Suffield, CT), but he is actually from Enfield, CT.  Peter was making comments about a mother who posted provocative photos of herself on Facebook, and he was very complementing of her body. 
Peter is not only a Facebook client, but a Town Council member in Enfield, CT.
See a theme yet? I guess #metoo does not apply in Enfield. 

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I honestly forgot about both of these guys because we blog about so many dooshnozzles. But this email really brought me back and I had no idea both these winners were from the same town. Greg Stokes I remembered right away because he was such a scumbag. Dude is yet another fake “pastor.” Except he wasn’t using the cloth to push a SJW agenda or avoid paying taxes. He used his influence to try to score chicks!!

The problem is the woman he was repeatedly hitting on was married. She had posted on a church bulletin board asking for a prayer because she and her husband had been fighting. He reached out to her to “offer help.” But instead of praying for her he repeatedly hit on her (knowing she was married), told her he couldn’t help her any more because he couldn’t keep it in his pants, and it went to hell when her husband found it:

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What a winner!!

And he masquerades himself as a Christian conservative too. These people are the worst. I’m always weary of any politician who talks about God a lot. They’re almost always violating at least 3-4 commandments at a time.

No clue who he’s running against, but with the some of the candidates that the democrats across this country have been putting up I feel like we can’t win. He barely won last time. I’d like to think a conservative who doesn’t hit on vulnerable married women would come forward and challenge him in the primary. Either that or hold out hope that the left can put up a candidate whose primary concern isn’t making sure that parents are taught how to avoid misgendering their children.

Then there’s Peter Falk, who currently sits on the town council in Enfield, CT. He’s also a Republican:

We first encountered this winner when we were blogging about the Dedham Webcam Tramp Mom Sarah Burke, who was posting links to her naked webcam shows on her Facebook page, which also contained images of her non-custodial children.


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And all the perverts who get off on this bizarre shit were punching the clown to her while commenting about her family.

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And of course one of the most frequent commenters was Mr. Christian Conservative himself, Peter Falk:

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God, these people are so freaking phony man. According to the Republican presser about him, Peter Falk is concerned with the heroin epidemic in town:

What would Peter like to see happen in his next term on Town Council? “On one hand, we need to do more to combat the Opioid epidemic. I’d like to see more resources devoted to education and enforcement so we can effectively address these unnecessary deaths” says Peter.

Yet he’s following webcam shows of a woman who likely has a drug problem and is selling her body online:

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This was hilarious:

“Now retired, Peter enjoys spending time with his wife and two children and traveling.”

They forgot to mention that he also enjoys squeezing out the last of his manpaste to a Dedham skagbag while commenting about how wonderful her broken family is.

The emailer is right, Enfield, CT, which has a population of about 45,000, might have a “me too” problem. They’re represented by not one, but two allegedly conservative perverts who seems to prey on vulnerable women. Might wanna stop electing these people Enfield. Or not. Perhaps you could nominate Anthony Weiner to run for Mayor. Heard he’s looking to get back in the game too.

11 Comment(s)
  • NobodyWhoCares
    March 1, 2018 at 11:17 pm

    Her shit is old and boring. Desperate attempts at being recognized…for who knows what. Move along from her, far more important sick fucks in this world to focus on.

  • DickMastersSon
    February 23, 2018 at 10:07 am

    To those above that are complaining about this being a republican or claiming that TB is taking a side then all I can say is “I don’t think you get it.” You’re living in terms of bipartisan politics in the age of internet mercenaries. There is no side to take only pointing out hypocrisies on both sides and getting some laughs out of it. If you came to this site to hear your opinions echoed back to you then I think you came here for the wrong reason. If you use terms like “libtard,” “cuck,” or “snowflake” etc for any other purpose than to get a rise out of some stranger on the other end of the internet then you’ve failed internet-school… Retard.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Give a Lib A Throat Punch
    February 22, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    Lib TB at it again. How pathetic that you have to rehash year old stories on small town “conservative” dickheads from another state – just so you can pretend that your side isn’t being exposed, day after day, of epic lawlessness and treason against America. Karma, baby.

    You must be so proud.

  • Tom Blackburn
    February 22, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Oh, good. Turtleboy is now going full libtard on the #MeToo movement, and attacking proud republicans in the process. Here’s a tip: get back to trashing trannies, niggers, fags, and spics. That’s why people come here – not this trash. I come here because it’s one of the few white nationalist blogs in MA. If I wanted shit like this I’d head to HuffPo Buzzfeed liberalniggerfaggot central.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    February 22, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    This future AIDS patient has no business near kids and these trashbag politicians need to be exposed for the trash they are. Too bad the mainstream media doesn’t report these things.

  • Anon
    February 22, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Wow, TBS is becoming like the Jerry Springer show.

  • Anon
    February 22, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    He looks like your average white trash Turtle Boy Sports reader.

  • Religion is a fraud
    February 22, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Old.men who would never get pussy the normal way
    Hey, rememeber this kids. Religious folks are the biggest hypocrites to ever exist

  • z
    February 22, 2018 at 11:53 am

    I couldn’t get it up for someone as brain dead as her. Not that you are looking for conversation, but if the above text is an indication of a what a face to face would be like, no way.

    I can understand “Hey baby, love you long time. You want to bang-bang?” from some hooker in a 3rd world country, but Enfield?

    Damn guys, use burner accounts.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 22, 2018 at 11:46 am

    Greg Stokes looks like Dr. Evil on meth

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 22, 2018 at 11:41 am

    I’m fairly conservative AND a non-believer, so it pisses me off to see alleged “conservatives” tout their religion while acting like Anthony Wiener behind their veil of piousness. It’s assholes like this (including the fanatical so-called “Evangelicals”) who do great harm to conservatism (all while the GOP panders to them for votes anyway). BTW, I’ve seen the same thing happen in my small town. A “pastor” of a local non-denominational grassroots church ended up diddling several married women he was “counseling.” The church was named “The Meeting Place,” but soon came to be known as “The Mating Place.” The pastor moved away, and the remaining cultists – I mean, congregants – had to rename their church, ha ha!

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