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I honestly forgot about both of these guys because we blog about so many dooshnozzles. But this email really brought me back and I had no idea both these winners were from the same town. Greg Stokes I remembered right away because he was such a scumbag. Dude is yet another fake “pastor.” Except he wasn’t using the cloth to push a SJW agenda or avoid paying taxes. He used his influence to try to score chicks!!
The problem is the woman he was repeatedly hitting on was married. She had posted on a church bulletin board asking for a prayer because she and her husband had been fighting. He reached out to her to “offer help.” But instead of praying for her he repeatedly hit on her (knowing she was married), told her he couldn’t help her any more because he couldn’t keep it in his pants, and it went to hell when her husband found it:
What a winner!!
And he masquerades himself as a Christian conservative too. These people are the worst. I’m always weary of any politician who talks about God a lot. They’re almost always violating at least 3-4 commandments at a time.
No clue who he’s running against, but with the some of the candidates that the democrats across this country have been putting up I feel like we can’t win. He barely won last time. I’d like to think a conservative who doesn’t hit on vulnerable married women would come forward and challenge him in the primary. Either that or hold out hope that the left can put up a candidate whose primary concern isn’t making sure that parents are taught how to avoid misgendering their children.
Then there’s Peter Falk, who currently sits on the town council in Enfield, CT. He’s also a Republican:
We first encountered this winner when we were blogging about the Dedham Webcam Tramp Mom Sarah Burke, who was posting links to her naked webcam shows on her Facebook page, which also contained images of her non-custodial children.
And all the perverts who get off on this bizarre shit were punching the clown to her while commenting about her family.
And of course one of the most frequent commenters was Mr. Christian Conservative himself, Peter Falk:
God, these people are so freaking phony man. According to the Republican presser about him, Peter Falk is concerned with the heroin epidemic in town:
What would Peter like to see happen in his next term on Town Council? “On one hand, we need to do more to combat the Opioid epidemic. I’d like to see more resources devoted to education and enforcement so we can effectively address these unnecessary deaths” says Peter.
Yet he’s following webcam shows of a woman who likely has a drug problem and is selling her body online:
This was hilarious:
“Now retired, Peter enjoys spending time with his wife and two children and traveling.”
They forgot to mention that he also enjoys squeezing out the last of his manpaste to a Dedham skagbag while commenting about how wonderful her broken family is.
The emailer is right, Enfield, CT, which has a population of about 45,000, might have a “me too” problem. They’re represented by not one, but two allegedly conservative perverts who seems to prey on vulnerable women. Might wanna stop electing these people Enfield. Or not. Perhaps you could nominate Anthony Weiner to run for Mayor. Heard he’s looking to get back in the game too.