I was at work today and someone sent me a link to a Facebook live stream of some crotch critters who snuck a phone into jail. The whole thing lasted an hour and 15 minutes and I couldn’t stop watching it.
It had over a million views and ended when the CO’s must’ve gotten wind of it because they burst into the cell and all you saw was a mattress before it faded to black as one of them attempted to hide it. This was the prisoner hosting the show:
Unfortunately when I went to blog it the whole thing was down. But this dude’s Facebook page had been posting from jail for weeks. I’m guessing he’s gonna keep it back up so keep an eye out for him because it’s honestly the best Facebook Live show I’ve ever seen. And I’m not gonna lie, jail kind of looks like fun. As long as I was allowed to say the n word and these guys took me in as their adopted white boy. Let let me tell you – dem hoes were twiddling their lady bits to this stream like it was going out of style.
The fat bastard in the background was eating Goddamn takeout food.
That’s better than what I had for dinner tonight!
Granted it was a sausage fest, and every time the door opened it was yet another dude.
But as you can see, these guys are gonna be rolling in ghetto poontang the moment they get out. I have no idea what state it was in, but based on their accents and the people commenting on other posts it looks like Ohio or Pennsylvania or Georgia or something like that. Obviously this blog would be a lot better with the video, but it was bound to come down after they cracked the million view mark. I’m guessing it will be back up in the not so distant future at which time we will update the blog with a link. All I’m saying is, jail looks way more fun than life at my house.
P.S. If you’re in jail and you get your hands on a cell phone with a data plan, how do you choose Facebook Live over porn? Imagine life without Internet porn AND women? And then imagine you had a chance to get one of those back but you chose to do Facebook Live instead. Guess decisions like that explain why they’re in jail in the first place.
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