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Cruella DeCowHampshire Starves Cat, Drops It Off At Wally World In A Shopping Cart So It Can Do Its Groceries – Just Kidding, She Abandoned It And Derry PD Is Asking For Help To Identify Her

Turtleriders are the best at what they do – let’s find this ancient tunaflap and get some justice for Mr. Whiskers








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SOURCE: “DERRY, NH (WHDH) – Police in New Hampshire are searching for a woman who was caught on surveillance video dumping a cat in a cardboard box and abandoning it in a Walmart shopping cart.

Video captured on June 8 at the store in Derry showed a dark sedan pull into a handicap parking spot and a middle-aged woman place the box in a carriage before pushing it into a store vestibule.

Police said a store employee discovered the cat, which was said to be “malnourished and poorly groomed.” The cat was taken to an emergency veterinarian, where it was euthanized due to “poor health.”

Derry police are investigating the incident as animal cruelty. Anyone who recognizes the woman is asked to contact police.”


OK, so, this happened back in June, but the word is just getting out now. This dusty queef has been carrying on as if nothing happened for about a month now, and she needs to know she is on borrowed time and is better off turning herself in before Turtleriders get ahold of her.

So, Cruella pulls up in her beat to shit 90s era Nissan Altima with a box full of sunshine emaciated, abused cat and parks in a fucking handicap space. She gets out, goes IN to the store to grab a cart and returns to her car with it because God forbid she have to carry all withered 4 lbs. of Mr. Whiskers-in-a-box into the store. She plops him in for what he probably thinks is some midnight snack shopping and she just dumps him there in the vestibule of the store, still in the box.

Poor, sweet kitty has clear signs of emaciation, including his head being misshapen from where it’s sunken in. He also has what appears to be urine burns on his paws. Glad she has the foresight to cut some holes in the box so he could breathe, though #smallmiracles – the biggest travesty here is that this cat, even though he endured abuse and neglect, probably still loved the withered cunt, yet, he had to pass in the arms of complete strangers at the emergency vet after having to endure the sights and sounds of the People of Walmart, probably scared shitless. RIP Mr. Whiskers.


She literally could have walked into any shelter, emergency vet, whatever, and handed him over as a stray and absolved herself of any liability for his condition. But no, let’s take Mr. Whiskers on one last jaunt over to Wally World and hope he dies there – must’ve been his favorite place or something.


I can’t nor ever will understand the logic behind abandoning an animal. Or harming one. Or doing anything other than loving and cherishing their companionship, loyalty, and unconditional love. There are a plethora of resources available nowadays so shit like this literally never has to happen. She has a car, she has mobility, she was able to get the cat to Walmart, so, there is no fucking excuse why she couldn’t have turned him over the proper way.

Here is a photo of her and the car – it looks like she had an accomplice/get away driver. It appears to be a mid-90s blue Nissan Altima. If you have any information about this woman’s identity or whereabouts, please call Derry PD at (603) 432-6111 so this rancid slice of beef jerky can get her just deserts.












7 Comment(s)
  • J99
    July 4, 2017 at 8:55 am

    Let’s hope someone recognizes this asshat and turns her info into the police. Maybe next time we can just bring the dumbass who abandons animals to the vet where we can euthanize them instead…

  • July 3, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Thanks for the heads up on the surveillance cameras. I’ll load mine in a sack with some rocks and toss them in the lake. No surveillance cameras there.

    • sharon evans
      July 3, 2017 at 7:10 pm

      You are just as much as a stupid fuck as the cunt above !!! You are a fucking idiot I hate these fucking animal abuser pieces is shit!!!

      • July 4, 2017 at 1:06 pm

        Oh boo fucking hoo. They’re fucking cats, and should be tossed in a blender.

        I suppose it bothers you when I put Mr. Hampster in the microwave – Pop goes the weasel.

        I tried riding the turtle, but when I strapped them to my feet and went for a walk, the shell cracked and they just went squish under my weight. Don’t worry, there are plenty in my back yard, and I’ll keep trying til I get it right.

        • Turtle Walker
          July 4, 2017 at 8:57 pm

          You have to spread the weight out. You can’t stand right on them. Use a piece of plywood about 2′ by 2′ under each foot and that should work.

    • sharon evans
      July 4, 2017 at 2:01 pm

      Oh a real tough cock sucking bitch that wants to hurt animals or better yet trying to get a reply back stating that you like to suck pussy. Well you are not to tough cock sucker you won’t even put your name on your post you fucking shit piece. Put your name on there be a real man!!

      • July 4, 2017 at 4:19 pm

        See, if I post my name, turtlefag will tell the Leicester cops that it was me that left a dog in a crate in the woods.

        Why would anyone use their real name on an anonymous blog? That would be stoopid.

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