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Cumberland’s Molester Mike And SludgePuppet Smashley Vow To Put Me In Jail For 20-Plus Years For A “Hate Crime” Because I Pointed Out A Sex Offender Was Indeed A Sex Offender, And That Their Apartment Is Disgusting

Yesterday I published a blog about a Rhode Island couple who wisely decided to list a room in their grimy-looking, fleabag Cumberland apartment for rent for the bargain price of $40 a night. Sex offender on site, coffee, undisclosed amount of cats roaming around and fruit included.



Unfortunately, they seemed less than enthusiastic with the free advertising this afforded them, and this chick right here:

Vowed to get the police involved in what she has described as “extreme slander.”



Not regular type slander, not even moderate slander. But extreme slander. The most egregious type. The kind of slander that apparently empowers greasy-looking sludge puppets like this

to shut down entire websites.

Slander is spoken, libel is written, and both terms refer to malicious lies, Smashley. Nobody lied here. Your boyfriend is a sex offender, your rental ad was suspicious as fuck, and everything about your living situation is objectively disgusting.



File that under “pictures that smell”.  Disgusting.


Apparently pointing out that the $40-per-night den o’filth accommodations being offered by a cat hoarding slam donkey and her sex offender beau is also considered a “hate crime”, and for that I can expect 20 plus years in jail. Also, since children don’t have jobs and therefore can’t afford to pay the rent to sleep atop a cat-piss soaked mattress in a room padlocked from the outside….

they’re not renting to children. So no big deal guys.


When I last left things with Smashley and Molester Mike, they were headed over to the police station with their entire family to get some prime landlord/tenant law advice and press charges on me for hurting their feelings.


And since they’re really honest people and all, I’m sure they were completely serious.


So pretty much, TL;DR: I’m going to jail for offending a sex offender who wants to sublet his apartment but knows it wouldn’t cut it on Air Bnb. Pray for me, y’all. This one seems serious.

54 Comment(s)
  • Sarah
    January 20, 2020 at 8:47 am

    this whore looks like she could use your help Bristol.

  • Ashley Vezina
    January 17, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Yiu guys literally are much more pathetic than the guys I deal with on a daily basis and that’s absolutely so Sad. PATHETIC LITTLE FAGGOTS YOU ARE !!

    • Dingle Snatch
      January 17, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      Ashley, I heard that your asshole and pussy occupy the same slit. Piss and shit just flows outta there haphazardly. Probably from all of the fists that been shoved up there.

    • The angry taint
      January 17, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      Do you kiss molesters with that vile mouth?….oh wait….nevermind

    • Mr. Bubba
      January 17, 2020 at 11:53 pm

      I hope you have a great lawyer, Ashley, because you will be hearing from mine regarding this blatant, disgusting libel you have posted!

  • Renfro
    January 17, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    What a filthy CUNt
    I wouldn’t even take a piss in her kitchen

    Any ugly ugly douchebag dying of syphillus

  • Scalped
    January 17, 2020 at 3:21 am

    Wow! She did such a great job dying her hair. I like how she managed to get dye on half of her face too.

  • Scalped
    January 17, 2020 at 3:15 am

    Wow! She did such a great job dying her hair. I like how she managed to get dye on half of her face too.

  • Slunt
    January 17, 2020 at 2:03 am

    God fat people disgust me. When I see a fat person I an always repulsed. They are gluttonous sinners. We must all unite to rid the world of this fat scourge once and for all.

  • Greta
    January 17, 2020 at 12:45 am

    After reading your blog I was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, OCD and selective mutism. That basically means I only speak when I think it’s necessary. Now is one of those moments… HOW DARE YOU!!!

  • I see dumb people
    January 17, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Umm aren’t sex offenders supposed to stay off of social media sites!!! I think someone is violating their sex offender registration terms…

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 17, 2020 at 12:29 am

    the thought of Molester Mike and Ashley doing it is Sexually Offensive.

  • Mikey Martinez
    January 17, 2020 at 12:00 am

    I am a sex offender. I have offensive sex. I offend people with the sex I have.

    • Ashley Vezina
      January 17, 2020 at 12:25 am

      Pretending to be someone will get cops at your door !!!

      • JJ
        January 17, 2020 at 7:11 am

        Shut up you fat pig! You’re so fat you could feed a village of cannibals for 2 years. Btw why are you posting at 12:25 a.m.? everyone knows turtle riders are in bed sleeping well before midnight because we have careers. you, you figure you would be sleeping well before that trying to get as much beauty rest as possible. ya fat fucking ham hawk

        • Just more scum sucking the system...
          January 17, 2020 at 7:29 am

          Guaranteed the fat sow is posting @ thar time bc she’s on facking S.S.I. benefits for her alleged f’g anxiety and panic attack B.S. diagnosis, getting Section 8 benefits and f’n SNAP food as well. Ppfftt, work?! Fack no,…why should she when everything is handed to her by the State. Pisses me off to no end. Im on my way to work now so I can support scum of the earth like these pieces of shit. Oh, and he’s likely collecting same and not working bc he can use his sex offender status as a reason he allegedly can’t get anyone to hire him. So twisted! Go fack yourselves you skanks…you want sympathy? Look it up its in the dictionary, it’s between syphilis and shit you pieces of garbage!

  • Judge dread
    January 16, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    That place looks like a fuck room you would rent out while on a trip to Amsterdam. Infested, disgusting, and the sole purpose is for hardcore heroin injection and unprotected anal sex. When you pull out make sure she sprays the wall in a fecal type paste with full intensity.

    I hope who ever rents it does exactly that; say nothing and leave.

  • Johnnie AirMaxes
    January 16, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    Having sex with a 13 year old girl? You have a beard buddy. I believe people do have a past and can change for the better but that’s under different circumstances. You’re a pedophile Mike. You took control of a 13 year old child. You’re a manipulator and you’re a sick freak. And I’m pretty sure there is two charges of him doing this. Those types of freaks can’t change. It’s in there head. Scum of the earth. How do you stomach that at night mike? If you ever do jail time I hope a hardened felon with heavy hands breaks your jaw until it’s hanging off your face. You pathetic piece of shit. Skinner ass chomo. Your fat girlfriend is about as big of a piece of shit as you are for dating you, sticking up for you, and putting herself in pictures with you. How do you explain that to your friends and family mike? How was thanksgiving dinner when everyone knows what you did? I have a family of law enforcement and your ass wouldn’t be able to sit at our table and we’d be embarrassed to know that you were in blood relation to us. I hope you get disowned by anyone that truly ever cared about you. I just want you to know that the only person who cares about you is that fat sludgepump you most likely call your “fiancé” and you’re a waste of air. Go sit on a plunger.

    • Ashley Elizabeth Vezina
      January 16, 2020 at 9:56 pm

      He was 18 at the Time of this case.!!!!!! He was born in 1992.. not as bad as ur making it please stpp

  • Ashley Vezina
    January 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Mad at me because I get people off the st who cant afford that big security or a big chunk at once. Dont bring my renting into this. I already have severe anxiety please dont make my mental health worse. Its uncalled for. I stopped now you can please stop too. .. I have literally helped people my whole life. Dont talk shit about me because your mad at me
    Hes literally been yelling at me all day long like this is my fault your hurting me . The non offender more than anyone else. Watch what you say. It’s very hurtful

    • Dick Scratcher
      January 17, 2020 at 3:11 am

      Do you also have PTSD too because you saw something on TV?

      Fuck off, you’re not the victim here. The poor girl that was sexually assaulted by your paedophile boyfriend is the victim.

      No-one here has anything good to say about you or him, so please could you both just fuck right off and die. Scum.

    • shut down the site
      January 17, 2020 at 6:22 am

      Ahhh shit we hurt someones feelz. better shut this shit down

    • Wake the Fack Up!
      January 17, 2020 at 7:17 am

      “He’s been yelling at me all day”…because of this…. just proves how much of a complete idiot you are for even giving that POS the time of day. 70 cent bullet…nuff said.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    She’s probably a diddler too. Public execution for pedos.

    • Ashley Vezina
      January 16, 2020 at 8:23 pm

      Hell fucking no nm wtf. Your fucking gross. How can u even think about tht shit u make me barf

  • Chauncy
    January 16, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Her favorite hobby is having negroes give her a Cleveland steamer

  • Renfro
    January 16, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    What a fat ugly cunt
    I hope she gets AIDS

    • Ashley Vezina
      January 16, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      This has nothing to do with me . I am the nicest person you will ever meet . Please stop. I forgive . I learned to forgive for less than level 3. Level 3 should get wat comes to them. But hes level 2 and drunk girls at a party with fake I’d it happens more than you think .. just because you hear the name dont assume.. dont bring me in this because you have problems with him. I lived a hrd life where nobody cared. Please stop harassing me.

  • John Doe
    January 16, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    +1 (401) 648-2697 Hit her up for a good time

  • Grandpas lil secret
    January 16, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    I would’ve had a good nights sleep here if it weren’t for the refrigerator door opening and closing one million times throughout the entire evening. It appears I’m now stuck inside here. Door seems to be jammed from the other side. Pls slide Doritos one by one under the door. I will survive

  • Ashley Vezina
    January 16, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    No need for negative for negativey comments guys I was literally just trying to rent a room enough is enough. We arent renting nomore cut it out. You got what you wanted.

    • JJ
      January 16, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      Here Ashley ide like to dedicate this video too you and your boyfriend, MOLESTER MIKE! You scabies scabs!

  • Safety First
    January 16, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    I really hope nobody goes on the different Rhode Island community Facebook pages and posts community alert warnings about the child molester living in their neighborhoods.

  • New boot goofin'
    January 16, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Any word if she sold the Vizzio broken TV or not?

    • Tired of Idiots
      January 16, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      You’d REALLY have to know how to fix it 😉

      She paid $1000 for that 2 years ago? I paid $799 3 years ago for a 65″ UHD…slampig got ripped the eff off.

  • Frank
    January 16, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    That girls boobs in the ad under sponsored content are unbelievable.

    • Boobs
      January 16, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      Which one? The one in the orange shirt and long straight hair, with the resting bitch face look? I’d like to know more about her too.

      The fat slob in this blog has some big church bells too.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    January 16, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Would love to give her a lobotomy with a sawzall.

  • Hand me a bucket please,...
    January 16, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Omfg….no shirt on? She could tuck those f’g disgusting saggy balloons into her fucking stretch waistband pants. What’s so wacked is this nutjob really thinks she’s a Queen Bee. Do you see all the frigging cleaners on the bureau by the door? Fuck, the full on body suit, gloves and gas mask has to be nearby! The lock on the door….damn creepy! Full on ratchet skanks. Listen dumb bitch, you both are typical nasty ass trash…..you try to justify your crap bf’s past amd reason he’s a sex offender? My gawd, get fucked! Get a grip, you’re NO f’n beauty queen and I bet your cellulite ass and thighs look like a large trash bag full of frosted flakes. You’re nasty, your molester bf is nasty, your apartment is disgusting and I feel bad for the animals who are the only humane ones!

  • JJ
    January 16, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    She looks like what a can of meow mix smells like. Fat fucking spunk donkey. At least they have not had any children. Good ole molester mike would have to move out as soon as that kid arrived because hes a SEXUAL OFFENDER!

  • Hunter Biden
    January 16, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    I’ll pass.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 16, 2020 at 12:59 pm


  • Ham Drapes
    January 16, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Probably has not seen her vag since Clinton
    was in office.Would imagine it stinks pretty
    bad south of the border.Could curdle a tube of KY jelly.

  • Make America Great Again
    January 16, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Dem titties tho…

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    January 16, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    She is a 3 holer for sure.
    Problem is 2 of them are
    almost impossible to find.

    • Peter North
      January 16, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      roll the plumper in flour
      then aim for the wet spot

  • Turdchomper
    January 16, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Lol that fat cunt and her “Level III Larry” bf aren’t going anywhere near a police station.

  • Captain Trips
    January 16, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    The bitch has the entire SJW starter kit going on. The pretentious glasses, artificial-colored hair, black lipstick, piercings, ready for the next Liz Warren rally.

    • Granny Warren
      January 16, 2020 at 12:39 pm

      I’m an Indian.

      • Peter North
        January 16, 2020 at 7:28 pm

        wanna fuck?

    • Judge dread
      January 16, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      1/1000th Cherokee I bet you really regret that 23andMe

  • Deval Patricks Scrotum
    January 16, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    What a sea cow.Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

  • Richard N. Vulva Esq.
    January 16, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Looks like I have another deformation lawsuit.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    January 16, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    She is seriously nasty.350 pounds of shit in a 100 pound bag.

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