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Daddy Daycare Says That It’s OK To Slander Daycare That Beat Him In Court And Turtleboy Posted Pornography Next To Picture Of His Kids

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Last night we published this blog about a butthurt local Dad who was smearing his daughter’s former daycare provider on Facebook with some serious allegations that were investigated and found to be untrue. Colonel Boothe alleged that Candice Ross, the owner of Wachusett Children’s Center in Holden, threatened to put her daughter outside in the cold last spring without any shoes or a jacket, because of poor behavior.

He urged his followers to share it several times, and hundreds of them did, because he was upset that she had taken him for $450 in small claims court after he failed to give two weeks notice before pulling his daughter out. He failed to mention that he dropped his daughter off with this evil woman, who he claims he believed was a threat to his daughter, the day after his daughter told him this, because he had to go to work. This was all we needed to hear. No one who actually fears for their child’s safety would let them stay another day at a place where they were in danger.

Anyway, Colonel is sticking to his guns. The post remains up on his page and people are still sharing it. So how is he handling his newfound Turtleboy fame? This way:

Yup, he’s playing the pornography card. Evidently we shared a picture of his child (we didn’t) next to ads for porn (I wish there were ads for porn on our site).

Except that’s not porn. It’s a Revcontent generated clickbait story. It appears at the top and bottom of lots of websites out there, as Revcontent, Taboola, and Outbrain are three of the biggest native advertising networks on the Internet.

I’m not 100%, but I’m pretty sure they’re generated by your cookies and previous sites you’ve visited on the Internet. So you might not want to share that with the wifey Colonel. These are the ads I get:

So I have a thing for washed up celebrities and cannabis. Sorry, not sorry. But yea, I don’t get the same ads Colonel does:

The bottom line is that this is how you know we were in the right. When you’re so devoid of the ability to debate the facts that you have to resort to criticizing the cookie generated ads that appear on your phone, you’ve lost the battle for the truth a long time ago.

Colonel also was upset that we didn’t point out that other parents shared harrowing tales about the daycare as well:

  1. We definitely mentioned some people who had negative things to say about the daycare.
  2. Unconfirmed anecdotes in an echo chamber prove absolutely nothing.

The bottom line is that you blindly believed the misconstrued story of your 4 year old, violated a contract, lost in court, and tried to destroy a small business because you’re butthurt. You also put your daughter out there for the world to see because you were using her as part of your revenge plot, not caring at all that she might not want this. But then again, it was never really about the girl, it was always about Colonel.

20 Comment(s)
  • MyBabiesNameBe
    September 25, 2018 at 10:58 am

    He isnt in the military. His name is colon like the organ but stupid jigs cant spell. His sistas name is urinee taken off a hospital chart with an extra e gor emphasis.

  • PoorLilNiglet
    September 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Nigba be lookin to hit da ghetto lottery. He cant find his welfare check because its hidden under his work boots .

  • Patrick Saint
    September 25, 2018 at 5:38 am

    I don’t reckon that he is really Irish, he just dresses that way.

    • Sgt Friday
      September 25, 2018 at 6:52 am

      Hmmm excellent detective work, I have a hunch that Deval Patrick may also be a fake Irish man don’t tell the Libs voters until we know for sure, we need to get to the bottom of this!

  • Vorlon
    September 25, 2018 at 1:00 am

    I’m a sanctimonious taint!

    Vorlon = moron

  • The Vorlon
    September 24, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Someone hasn’t figured out ad blockers yet…

  • Nico poopydiapers feta cheese from wootown
    September 24, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    I am @ the Sox game tonight and some racist a$$hole just threw a refrigerator full of Budweiser’s at Adam Jones in left while yelling “honky power!” I was there! I saw it! Kevin Cullen is sitting next to me as a witness.

  • juror seven esq.
    September 24, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    Do we know what branch of the military the Colonel is in? Certainly is not following the code of “officer and gentleman”. He reminds me of Major Powers from Heart Break Ridge. To put it another way as per Gunny Tom Highway,
    ‘a real cluster fuck, sir”
    You go Colonel Boothe.

    • ShitzdownYourThroat
      September 25, 2018 at 10:53 am

      Filthy monkey is not fit to be a Marine. Dont ever insult Gunny again

  • Right On Bro! Black Power!
    September 24, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    Oh no! It has started already. Innocent black men being attacked because Judge Kavanaugh is being attacked by leftists.. or something like that. How does this work again, when a white judge and president get attacked it’s black men who are impacted most… or in the future? Or maybe the white men are…. or because OJ got off for murder… Trump was accused of banging a hot porn star…. and that made snoop dog a pot fiend… or was it….. nvm.

  • Christine Blasey Ford
    September 24, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    I can’t be sure because I was drunk but I think Colonel Boothe tried to feel me up at a party somewhere between 1984 and 1987.

    • Not wid my dick
      September 25, 2018 at 7:53 am

      No way…………you can tell by lookin at him he’d rather suck de pee pee…….

  • WeAreFucked
    September 24, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    The racism is strong in the two who fall below me…

    • WeAreFucked
      September 24, 2018 at 5:16 pm

      Make that three…

      • Floobidabeesha Johnson
        September 24, 2018 at 5:20 pm

        I’m pretty sure you couldn’t swing a dead cat in Harlem without hitting a Shaniqua Brown, so that one could be real…

      • ncfoothillbilly
        September 25, 2018 at 7:13 pm

        Are you one of those people who watches a comedian, goes all-SJW, then gets offended? I’m sure you’re more fun in person, though, so I won’t count you out just yet. Maybe you’re just being sarcastic…it’s hard to tell, sometimes, on the net. The subtleties of spoken English are lost in written responses, oftentimes. Stereotypes exist for a reason…we should exploit them for comedic dialect. I remember growing up and listening to a range of comedians who pulled no punches; everyone took their comedy for what it was…jokes.

        No, I’m not a comedian but I’ll still joke with people.

        • ncfoothillbilly
          September 25, 2018 at 7:27 pm

          *we should exploit them for comedic dialect. *That should be, ‘we should exploit them for comedic effect’. I had a few drops of water fall on my leather ingrained desktop and lost my train of thought. My apologies for the lack of attention, I render.

  • Shaniqua Brown
    September 24, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    The Colonel always delivers and sometimes extra crispy. I think him am my babys daddy

  • When All Else Fails, Go Mudsharking
    September 24, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Negroes do have a purpose. Fat white women need dick too.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 24, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Whats the recipe with those eleven secret herbs and spices? Enquiring minds want to know.

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