This is Ryan Goff, AKA Michael Goff from Weymouth.
As you can see he’s a “look at my fish” guy, which by now has become the rural equivalent of the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.
Ryan is always in the market to buy shit online.
He goes to a lot of yard sales to get shit, which he then resells.
Which is fine, because this is America and there’s nothing wrong with selling something for more than you bought it and making a quick buck. Except over the weekend he went to a yard sale in Rockland, used his crotch fruit as sympathy bait, got the kid to lie to the woman hosting the yard sale in order for her to knock the price down, and then went on to sell it himself online for four times what he paid for it.
Again, I have nothing against flipping purchased yard sale crap online. But the shitty part here is teaching your crotch fruit to lie and be in on your scam. Without the kid she never would’ve lowered it to that price, and he knew it. He still could’ve made $200 profit by paying the $120 she wanted for it, but he had to be greedy and go for $240.
When asked about it Michael/Ryan insisted his kid was not with him.
Which is weird because here he is at the yard sale, talking them down with his semen demon by his side.
Imagine this is what you do with your kid on the weekends? How much of a loser do you have to be to call this your life? I mean, it’s cool to make a buck when you can, but this guy plots out yard sales all over the south shore and does this, presumably to avoid getting a real job. If you can make it work by doing it honestly that’s one thing, but teaching your kid to lie is cheating and you deserve to be dragged for that.
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