Social Justice Warriors

Dana Remian Is The Saddest Of All The Worcester Hippies

Want to have your business advert seen by over 500,000 people per month? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook




Every day we wake up and find that the hippies have given us at least 20 new followers, which is putting us on pace for 10,000 new followers per year. They are literally the best thing that EVER happened to TBS. Without their constant shenanigans, and non-stop free advertising that they give us, our audience wouldn’t be nearly this big. That’s why today’s article in GoLocalWorcester was such a pleasant surprise for our morning dump.

Here’s the gist of it – known hippie Dana Remian emailed GoLocal, whining about TBS. Dana is the gravitationally challenged gentleman who has been leading the campaign of harassment of TBS advertisers. He was also one of the leaders of “Occupy Worcester,” the ghettofied version of Occupy Wall Street. They pitched a few tents at Lake Park, and they had a mock funeral for the Bill of Rights. Dana is the portly gentleman in the rapey looking trenchcoat:

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.16.35 AM

How’d that turn out anyway? You guys ever take down Wall Street? You get that redistribution of wealth you wanted? Oh yea, I forgot – it got cold so you all went home. Here’s what he wrote to GoLocal:

“Dana Remian, a Developmental Services Worker for the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and Community Activist, writes, “Much has been said, of late, of Aidan Kearney and the popular blog Turtleboy Sports. This blog has posted much hateful content directed at women, overweight people, immigrants, civic activists, community members, and leadership of color in our community. Turtleboy Sports has allowed for all manner of racist and sexually violent comments on their blog, while taking time to delete dissenting views.”

Hateful venom = exposed frauds for being frauds. LOL. And I almost forgot how much Turtleboy was coming after “leadership of color in our community” and “immigrants.” Because last I checked Mesfin Beshir is a leader in the “community of color” and an Ethiopian immigrant. He actually helps people of color out, unlike gringos like Dana Remian who harass local restaurants. We came to his defense when he was being attacked by Dana’s racist friend Nathan Pickens. So I guess that would make Dana Remian the racist.

Newsflash – we will call you out if you are being ridiculous, regardless of your gender, weight, or race. There is no affirmative action in our blogs. Oh yea, and we don’t “allow” any comments on our site, and we certainly don’t take comments down. We get hundreds of comments every day, and we certainly wouldn’t waste our time censoring the comments. Time is money hippies!!

And since the hippies have no logical ground to stand on, their only move is to start blaming everything on the official TBS sacrificial lamb, and the guy who seemingly always takes one for the team – Aiden Kearney:

“Mr. Kearney has dismissed ties to the site, claiming that he no longer writes for the site, but acknowledging that he is the site’s marketing director,” added Remian. “Let us be clear in this matter: as the founder, owner, and financial beneficiary of the site’s advertisements, he is more responsible than anyone else for its content and more empowered to shape its content than anyone else.”

LOL. Quick history lesson Dana – he had nothing to do with this site until post-Buffalo. He joined us when we already had a big following. All he’s done since then is make this site profitable. Best decision we ever made. God forbid someone in America make a buck that DOESN’T come from our tax dollars. Seriously, every single one of these buttnuts gets paid off the public dime. That’s why they’re shitting their pants. Elections are coming up and they realize the voters can vote away their gravy train.

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.27.16 AM

And have you noticed that NONE of these people work in the private sector? They wouldn’t survive. Their business instincts are just THAT bad. I mean, look at the hippie boycott. Their entire purpose for existing is to take down TBS, yet all they ever do is give our sponsors more business and give us more attention. That’s why so many people out there have asked us if we’re paying them to do this. We’re not. This is all too real.

Dana’s ending was priceless:

“If Mr. Kearney is being truthful about handing writing of the site over to friends, perhaps he needs to find himself better friends,” said Remian. “Friends who will not allow him to take the fall for their anonymous activity while continuing to allow criticism to fall on him.”

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. In case you haven’t seen, business is very good for TBS right now, largely because of people like Dana Remian. So who gives a shit if he “takes the fall” for what we write? What does “takes the fall” even mean? Some hippies call him out on Facebook?? Yea, I’m sure he’s really worried about that when he’s paying his mortgage from money that Dana Remian basically handed to him.

Anyway, it’s funny that Dana Remian went out of his way to do this, because he’s been doing it for months now on his Twitter handle “Turtleboy Sporks.” We’ve never acknowledged Sporks publicly because he gains more from the exposure than we do. But now that we know that Dana Remian is Turtleboy Sporks we’re not afraid to do a victory lap.

Ya see, we found this conversation the other day on the Facebook machine. A known white local hippie on April 28 wrote a post supporting the Baltimore rioters. Obviously you’d have to be VERY racist to be a white person in Worcester who cheers on as black neighborhoods are burned to the ground. Very racist stuff. Here’s the beginning of the convo:

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 10.53.22 AM

“Keep giving Turtleboi shit for me” he tells Dana Remian. Hmmmm.


Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.00.02 AM

Hmmmm….”you have no idea ” huh? So Dana MUST be doing something to be “giving Turtleboi shit.” He’s acknowledged it. But what could he be referencing?

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.00.13 AM

LOL, of course!! Someone asked what Dana Remian “giving Turtleboy shit” was referencing. Then this hippie links to the Turtleboy Sporks hilariously stupid article. AKA, “this is what Dana is doing to give TBS shit.” He made up an anonymous rebuttal blog that revolves around giving TBS more attention. Clarence Woods Emerson called him out on Facebook about it and he admitted it was him:

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.04.50 AM

Literally two minutes later this happened:

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.07.11 AM

Gotcha!! Anyway, if you’re not familiar with Sporks, all he does is follow our 2,000+ followers on Twitter. What this does is create confusion. People think we’re part of the same thing, so a couple hundred people followed him back. Because the only way for him to get attention is by obsessing about Turtleboy and spending his entire day reading what our followers are saying on Twitter. Sporks has since come back and he’s doing what he usually does – reading every single TBS blog that has ever been written and commenting on it. He’s by far our biggest fan.

Screen Shot 2015-07-02 at 11.10.33 AM

My question is, why go after Turtleboy? I mean, if you’re as anal and uptight as these poopsmoochers then you can find TONS of shit on the Internet that is more offensive than TBS. If they have a problem with “sexist” and “racist” things on the Internet, then why don’t they go after Bill Maher or Barstool Sports? Why not try to boycott their advertisers. After all, the things Bill says about Muslims, and the daily “Better Know a Cameltoe” segment on Barstool, are much more in your face offensive than TBS.

The answer is that they KNOW those entities are above their pay grade. It’s pointless to protest Barstool because they get over a million page views a day. But TBS is a local blog, and because it’s smaller they think they actually have the power to take this thing down. They’re that delusional to actually believe that they’re winning. But we all know they’re not, and that the Turtleboy Sports Revolution will NEVER stop until every hypocritical hippie out there is exposed for being the frauds that they are.

So why do they keep doing this then? Why not just stop reading? I mean, can’t they see that all they’re doing is helping us? The answer is, because they actually think they have the power to take this down. They’re that delusional to believe they are winning.

Want to have your business advert seen by over 500,000 people per month? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook









13 Comment(s)
  • Small Town Internet Lawyer
    July 3, 2015 at 7:47 pm

    I will defending TBS and associates in the upcoming “J from his mother’s basement vs TBS”

  • Finnish Goalie
    July 3, 2015 at 9:18 am

    I’d have thought he’d do at least one more entry now that everyone knows about the authorship.

  • J
    July 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    Turtleboy your 48 hours are up. Me and my associates are suing

    • Carlo the PB&J's top blogger
      July 2, 2015 at 5:03 pm

      Hahaha. You come on the internet to say say your going to sue. Your moms calling you, your hot pockets are ready loser. Your 48hrs are up bawahaaaaaa. You’ll be contacted by my lawyers Dewey, Screwem and Howe.

  • Mousy
    July 2, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    I bet this guy owns a Prius. I always think of that Simpsons episode with Ed Begley Junior when I see people driving a Prius…”this car isn’t electric. It runs on my own sense of self-satisfaction.”

  • Sam Burnside
    July 2, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    I remember him! Everyone used to kick his ass and give him atomic wedgies in junior high.

    • Baldino's Parents Were Siblings!
      July 3, 2015 at 8:29 am

      Yeah, we were the best bullies, weren’t we. We still are! Nobody bullies like us Turtles! That’s what we call “WINNING”.

  • G-Love
    July 2, 2015 at 11:51 am

    The funny thing about their “boycott” is they’re actually HELPING the sponsors gain more business? I’m curious to know how well Pepe’s did this week after they got bombarded with TBS supporters!!!!

  • Unreal
    July 2, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Fuck Dana! He’s a fat creepy level 3 looking motherfucker! I’d hate my life too if I was that fucking ugly!

  • Carlo the PB&J's top blogger
    July 2, 2015 at 11:38 am

    Bet Dana gets grant money from Mosaic.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 2, 2015 at 11:32 am

    Those hippies are easily confused, aren’t they? I guess that’s because they are so STUPID!

    • Baldino's Parents Were Siblings!
      July 2, 2015 at 3:52 pm

      Maggie the Cat: confused, stupid, crazy as a loon, psychotic- are you talking about Old Balls by any chance? He’s all of those. Just wait and see, as soon as he sees this, he’ll comment using my screen name. He puts a new spin on trolling! He’s more entertaining than I ever imagined! Crazy old coot. c.

Comment on this Post


Angry White Folk Are Calling This UMass Basketball “White Water” Video Reverse Racism
Jesse Jackson: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Is Worse Than Rosa Parks Bus Driver
Did Minnesota Vikings Fire Chris Kluwe Because He Supported Gay Marriage, or Because He Was a Liquored Up Idiot Punter?