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This is the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Worcester summed up into one 30 second video:
In fairness, that was the Flock of Assholes she was dancing to at Park Grill. Every time I’ve been to see the Flock of Assholes I’ve woken up with nothing but regrets and pounding headaches.
Things were going great at first. She was really working that bench and waving to the crowd…..
But she just got way too cocky with her new found fame and she started doing the high knees thing…
The woman next to her could sense that the end was near so she jumped down. That’s when both feet started coming off the ground at the same time. And when you’re Irish step dancing on an unstable bench while holding your 11th beer of the morning as a crowd of drunken Worcester boobs cheer you on, fun things happen.
This guy was all about it, until he realized that the performance just went terribly wrong….
At least he helped her up and she went on her merry way.
On to the Blarney Stone, where half the bar has done something more shameful than that in the last 45 minutes.
Whoever this woman is gets a free Turtleboy Sports St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt if she wants to message us. That was a parade day performance for the ages.