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This is the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Worcester summed up into one 30 second video:
In fairness, that was the Flock of Assholes she was dancing to at Park Grill. Every time I’ve been to see the Flock of Assholes I’ve woken up with nothing but regrets and pounding headaches.
Things were going great at first. She was really working that bench and waving to the crowd…..
But she just got way too cocky with her new found fame and she started doing the high knees thing…
The woman next to her could sense that the end was near so she jumped down. That’s when both feet started coming off the ground at the same time. And when you’re Irish step dancing on an unstable bench while holding your 11th beer of the morning as a crowd of drunken Worcester boobs cheer you on, fun things happen.
This guy was all about it, until he realized that the performance just went terribly wrong….
At least he helped her up and she went on her merry way.
On to the Blarney Stone, where half the bar has done something more shameful than that in the last 45 minutes.
Whoever this woman is gets a free Turtleboy Sports St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt if she wants to message us. That was a parade day performance for the ages.
27 Comment(s)
Fuck the parade and Flock of Assholes. So glad to see there’s nothing to miss.
Don’t tell me you never laughed at a fail compilation. What a bunch of hypocritical liberal assholes.
and she still held on to the cup! now thats a real irish pig!
Really Turtleboy? Stick to shaming people who deserve it. A girl was dancing a drinking a beer, big deal. Everyone does that sometimes. Articles like this really turn me off to TB. I wish I hadn’t clicked on it.
Another stupid senseless gossip story. There are plenty of other useful stories that can be made here.
This is not at all what I expected when referred to Turtleboy.
Agreed. She is just some chick drinking and dancing. I don’t see pink hair, tats, heroin tracks; I’m an avid Turtle Rider but this story doesn’t cut it. Some drunk chick fell off of a stool. Big deal.
Really? All that is wrong with Worcester?
Up the ante guys. There are real scumbags out there to shame.
Sigmund Freud said that psychotherapy works on everyone except the Irish. “ impervious “ they are, to be exact.
( look it up fool!)
Being Irish, I take it as a compliment, suckas!
I’m personally in favor of a return to good, old fashioned American values… chiefly discrimination against the Irish.
Why anyone would be proud that their ancestors hailed from that shithole country only the good Lord knows…
They’re proud to be Irish for the same reason people are proud to be black.
You’ve obviously never been inside a locker room
There’s always gotta be one closet homo checking out dicks in the locker room. And there you are.
What’s the secret to black dicks, Nancy? Do they taste like coconut or something?
I also watch porn completely uncensored!
I’m personally in favor of your discriminating against me so that I can make you wake up in a helicopter while I finish your beer with my thumb up your girlfriend’s ass.
*grin*
Remember ladies and gents, she is sufficiently sober enough to have sex. Don’t let anyone, including your date, say otherwise.
Seriously way to embarrass some kid. Picture thats your sister. Its called empathy and you have none. So much for you being above Dianne’s fb butt crack post.
Not a comment I’d expect from someone who uses a murder weapon as their handle but I guess we all have our triggers
Cry more, ,you can’t
Dianne Williamson’s style of writing. Hmmmm, did she take you up on the job offer?
Looks like she “Footlost”
See how disgusting white people are?
Sub human niggers scum like you are still amazed by the wheel and fire.infact maybe you can go back home and get a job as a spear chucker.
Frued said it best. 3000 years of staring at the ocean and NEVERonce thought to build a boat until the mighty white man showed them how
To be fair, I was there and that easily could’ve been any one of us! Glad she didn’t get hurt. Head gust missed that stone wall. And I totally would.
Her downfall was when the other chick got off the bench and wasn’t anchoring it down. It’s like being up a shaky ladder and the guy holding it walks away. I could’ve done without the guy shot, throw a tarp over that thing
gut* shot. Who am I kidding, I’d hit it
Holy god! Check out the gunt on that drunken pig.
That’s a spare tire the chick was equipped with. Or maybe the blown one that Lady Di had to have changed in the now famous shamming picture.