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Dancing Queen’s Tumbling Performance At Flock Of Assholes Show Is The Worcester St. Patrick’s Day Parade Summed Up In 30 Seconds

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This is the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Worcester summed up into one 30 second video:

In fairness, that was the Flock of Assholes she was dancing to at Park Grill. Every time I’ve been to see the Flock of Assholes I’ve woken up with nothing but regrets and pounding headaches.

Things were going great at first. She was really working that bench and waving to the crowd…..

But she just got way too cocky with her new found fame and she started doing the high knees thing… 

The woman next to her could sense that the end was near so she jumped down. That’s when both feet started coming off the ground at the same time. And when you’re Irish step dancing on an unstable bench while holding your 11th beer of the morning as a crowd of drunken Worcester boobs cheer you on, fun things happen.

This guy was all about it, until he realized that the performance just went terribly wrong….

At least he helped her up and she went on her merry way.

On to the Blarney Stone, where half the bar has done something more shameful than that in the last 45 minutes.

Whoever this woman is gets a free Turtleboy Sports St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt if she wants to message us. That was a parade day performance for the ages.

27 Comment(s)
  • SJWHater101
    March 13, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    Fuck the parade and Flock of Assholes. So glad to see there’s nothing to miss.

  • Make America Great Again
    March 13, 2018 at 6:28 am

    Don’t tell me you never laughed at a fail compilation. What a bunch of hypocritical liberal assholes.

  • 458
    March 12, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    and she still held on to the cup! now thats a real irish pig!

  • Shaming a girl who fell?
    March 12, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    Really Turtleboy? Stick to shaming people who deserve it. A girl was dancing a drinking a beer, big deal. Everyone does that sometimes. Articles like this really turn me off to TB. I wish I hadn’t clicked on it.

    • WhatTheHeck?
      March 12, 2018 at 4:47 pm

      Another stupid senseless gossip story. There are plenty of other useful stories that can be made here.
      This is not at all what I expected when referred to Turtleboy.

      • Captain Trips
        March 12, 2018 at 6:35 pm

        Agreed. She is just some chick drinking and dancing. I don’t see pink hair, tats, heroin tracks; I’m an avid Turtle Rider but this story doesn’t cut it. Some drunk chick fell off of a stool. Big deal.

        Really? All that is wrong with Worcester?

        Up the ante guys. There are real scumbags out there to shame.

  • They call me Ponch
    March 12, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Sigmund Freud said that psychotherapy works on everyone except the Irish. “ impervious “ they are, to be exact.
    ( look it up fool!)

    • They call me Ponch
      March 12, 2018 at 5:54 pm

      Being Irish, I take it as a compliment, suckas!

  • Sloppy
    March 12, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    I’m personally in favor of a return to good, old fashioned American values… chiefly discrimination against the Irish.
    Why anyone would be proud that their ancestors hailed from that shithole country only the good Lord knows…

    • SJW Turtle
      March 12, 2018 at 12:07 pm

      They’re proud to be Irish for the same reason people are proud to be black.

      • Mom’s Basement
        March 12, 2018 at 1:18 pm

        You’ve obviously never been inside a locker room

        • Vice Squad
          March 12, 2018 at 5:39 pm

          There’s always gotta be one closet homo checking out dicks in the locker room. And there you are.

          What’s the secret to black dicks, Nancy? Do they taste like coconut or something?

          • Mom’s Basement
            March 12, 2018 at 8:26 pm

            I also watch porn completely uncensored!

    • Pogue Mahone
      March 12, 2018 at 1:08 pm

      I’m personally in favor of your discriminating against me so that I can make you wake up in a helicopter while I finish your beer with my thumb up your girlfriend’s ass.

      *grin*

  • SJW Turtle
    March 12, 2018 at 11:34 am

    Remember ladies and gents, she is sufficiently sober enough to have sex. Don’t let anyone, including your date, say otherwise.

  • Kevin's 9 iron
    March 12, 2018 at 11:23 am

    Seriously way to embarrass some kid. Picture thats your sister. Its called empathy and you have none. So much for you being above Dianne’s fb butt crack post.

    • What happens in public stays in public
      March 12, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      Not a comment I’d expect from someone who uses a murder weapon as their handle but I guess we all have our triggers

    • Bret
      March 12, 2018 at 1:38 pm

      Cry more, ,you can’t

  • df
    March 12, 2018 at 11:19 am

    Dianne Williamson’s style of writing. Hmmmm, did she take you up on the job offer?

  • The Driver1
    March 12, 2018 at 11:12 am

    Looks like she “Footlost”

  • Randy
    March 12, 2018 at 10:46 am

    See how disgusting white people are?

    • BoiInDaHoodObamaStyle
      March 13, 2018 at 6:29 pm

      Sub human niggers scum like you are still amazed by the wheel and fire.infact maybe you can go back home and get a job as a spear chucker.
      Frued said it best. 3000 years of staring at the ocean and NEVERonce thought to build a boat until the mighty white man showed them how

  • So glad I’m not in this video!
    March 12, 2018 at 10:24 am

    To be fair, I was there and that easily could’ve been any one of us! Glad she didn’t get hurt. Head gust missed that stone wall. And I totally would.

  • Joe Momma
    March 12, 2018 at 10:01 am

    Her downfall was when the other chick got off the bench and wasn’t anchoring it down. It’s like being up a shaky ladder and the guy holding it walks away. I could’ve done without the guy shot, throw a tarp over that thing

    • Joe Momma
      March 12, 2018 at 10:04 am

      gut* shot. Who am I kidding, I’d hit it

  • Rick Shaw
    March 12, 2018 at 9:53 am

    Holy god! Check out the gunt on that drunken pig.

    • juror seven esq.
      March 12, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      That’s a spare tire the chick was equipped with. Or maybe the blown one that Lady Di had to have changed in the now famous shamming picture.

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