Danielson Skagbag Stripper Mom Who Once Starred On Jerry Springer Arrested For Heroin Distribution AGAIN, Defends Her Honor On WINY Radio Facebook Page
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Meet 25 year old Aleah Talbot, from the mean streets of Danielson, CT.
As she will tell you, she is beautiful. And if you disagree with that then you are jealous and hateful you should stop creeping and talking shit bitch!!
Down in the Connecticut corridor she’s probably one of the top five most well known junkie monkeys, as she’s set the world record for most appearances on the WINY Radio Wall of Shame. Including last week when she was arrested yet again for possession of all kinds of drugs with intent to sell:
And every time this roadkill rash poses for a mugshot she looks like a completely different person. Like that time in July when she was busted for driving drunk on I-395 and crashing into the guard rail:
Looks like there’s some guy sitting in a trailer in Killingly who had a long night with Redtube when his 2 AM girlfriend didn’t show up.
Then there was that time a couple months ago when she was arrested for having 86 bags of heroin with intent to distribute:
Holy Moly! Look at the junkie bun to nowhere she’s got growing on her head. If you climb to the top of that thing you’ll find the Putnam goose that lays the golden eggs!
Anyway, most people would stay far, far away from a public Facebook page where half the state is having a laugh at their expense. It’s embarrassing. But then again, when you’re a chick who once went on Jerry Springer to tell the father of your child that you’re banging his best friend from down the trailer park street, embarrassment is something you probably have become immune to:
Perfect. Too perfect.
I’m sorry, but if you’re girlfriend is a crackhead stripper ho-bag, and she says to you, “Hunny, let’s go on a weekend trip to Stamford so we can be on the Jerry Springer show,” you should probably figure out on your own that you’re about to be inducted into the gutterslug Hall of Fame. I mean, look at this poor guy. He even went to Marshall’s to get himself a sweater vest for the special occasion:
Guess he thought that the big announcement was gonna be that she finally finished nursing school and he won a free car. Turns out she was just there to tell him that she was playing bury the biscuit with this swamp donkey:
In the future people will study our civilization and watch these Jerry Springer tapes and thank the good lord that the second bubonic plague came through. Seriously, the whole concept of this show is fascinating. Bring a penis fly trap out on stage with her toothless sperm donor. Have her tell him that she’s banging the guy from across town with the new bedsheet curtains. Then stand and cheer as they do the white trash waltz for our amusement.
(Also, not sure why Jerry called this show “You’re a dude,” but this chick is in fact a chick.)
Anyway, as you saw at the end of that tape, her baby daddy Jay Denton says that he’s not gonna be with her, even though she made the choice to be with him. The audience clapped because they apparently believed him. Turns out that Facebook shows that this was a lie. This show was taped in January of 2013. This is what Jay Denton posted two months later:
Oh yea, I’m sure it will work out this time. That’s why they decided to make their first of many engagements to come, Facebook official:
Yup, this sounds like a healthy environment for children to be grow up in.
So as you can see from the Springer performance, Aleah Talbot stopped giving fucks a long, long time ago. Thus she had no problem jumping on the WINY Radio Facebook page to defend her honor anytime someone had something to say about her. Like when she told people that she hoped their children, parents, grandkids, or anyone whom they loved, became junkieslurps like her:
And apparently she’s still with Jay Denton, since she also defends her honor from his Facebook page:
As you can see, she doesn’t really like to use periods. Then again, missing periods is what she’s really, really good at. Also, there’s nothing crazy or insecure about a woman who has access to her boyfriend’s Facebook page. Nothing at all.
However, Aleah Talbot is very proud of herself for making progress. Usually the cops are catching her in the act of committing a crime and she gets taken away in cuffs. Not this time though. This time she turned herself in:
Shockingly she doesn’t like cops who pull her over for throwing cigarette butts out of her moving vehicle while she’s not wearing a seatbelt:
When people who have lost loved ones to drug addiction express their anger that people like her are selling drugs in order to finance their own habits, Aleah Talbot is very sympathetic:
Just kidding. Fuck all you bitches!! YOLO!!
But yet according to her Facebook posts, she’s totally against heroin:
And according to her comments on the WINY page, she’s also sober now:
Because lots of people who get busted with that much heroin are sober. Definitely.
She’s a hard working stripper mom who is totally sober and takes great care of her growing litter of children:
Some people have pointed out the irony of someone who frequently shits on people who are arrested in drug busts, being the most notorious bag bitch in the 860:
But according to her, she never shits on people who have been in her position:
Yea, she would NEVER publicly shame a dope fiend:
Of course people like her will never change because addiction is a “disease.” And when you’re a diseased single mother working a cash only job, you can bet your bottom dollar that the first of the month is formal night at Applebee’s for Aleah’s family. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of people lining up to defend this skagbag with the usual litany of excuses:
This is the official face of the “junkies have a disease – I know because I used to be one” crowd:
You can smell the Newport Lights and hear the raspy voice from Worcester.
No Corrina, it’s not a sickness. Cancer is a sickness. Drug addiction is a choice that becomes a physical dependence over time. But one of the first things you have to do in recovery is admit that the choice is yours to make. Then again, I would expect nothing less from someone who advertises herself as “A bitch.”
Or who has such exquisite taste in domestic partnerships:
Then there’s this slop mop, who claims that when she was addicted to heroin it wasn’t her decision. Someone literally made that decision for her and she had no idea she was doing heroin.
I feel you girl. That happens to me all the time. One time I went in to get the polio vaccine, and the next thing you know I’m giving handjobs in an alley in Webster to raise cash for my next fix.
Then again, this is exactly the type of excuse I’d expect to hear from a retired junkie named “Jaydine.”
Anyway, the fact that this GED caboose somehow still has custody of her kids is insane. People like her shouldn’t be allowed to raise children. You get arrested once for heroin and you lose them for six months. You get caught again and you never get to see their faces for eternity. End of story. We have to stop fucking around and playing these games when it comes to children. They witness this garbage growing up, think it’s normal, they become like the savages who raised them, and the cycle continues. Just look at Aleah’s profile pictures:
As you can see, she saved France and gay people over the course of a few months. But you’ll also notice her profile pictures are all selfies of her. And I’ll tell you right now, the only people who do this are self-indulgent junkies who wanna give themselves a cookie because they stayed sober for six days straight. If you have children like this chick does, and you don’t have them in any of your profile pictures, that’s the first sign that you’re a trashbag cock socket who prioritizes your own needs and desires over those of your children.
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