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Dank Nug Dustin Moves To Fitchburg, Roommate Gets Shot, Does Legendary Interview On TV Admitting They Got Robbed Because He Sells Pot

 

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Police are searching for two suspects after a man was shot during a home invasion in Fitchburg on Tuesday morning, officials said. Fitchburg police responded to the incident at a multi-family home on Chester Street around 11:50 a.m. Authorities said the victim, a 29-year-old man, was targeted. He was taken by ambulance to a Worcester area hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries. His roommate, 24-year-old Dustin DePauw, was also injured in the altercation. He was released from the hospital after undergoing treatment for a sprained ankle.

“I chased one guy out of the building,” DePauw said. “Then I grabbed a shovel and turned around to come upstairs, and I came around the corner and the dude had the gun right in my face.”

DePauw said he dropped the shovel and the man ran out of the home. The suspects are described as a black man and a Hispanic man who could be traveling in a black Chevrolet pickup truck with Pennsylvania license plates.

Wait until you see Dustin DePauw in all his glory….

 

“Ya know, honestly, I grow pot. Straight facts. Ummm, I think 100% that’s the reason why.”

This guy grows pot??

Never would’ve seen that one coming.

Ever. Good thing he didn’t advertise it on Faceboook or anything.

Home invasions are never random, and the “victims” are almost always drug dealers. Not that pot’s a drug, but if it’s worth money and you’re selling it illegally in Fitchburg, then you’re eventually gonna be the victim of a home invasion. That’s just science. You’re basically telling the world by posting on Facebook, “I’ve got a lot of cash in this house that I don’t report as income, and if you come and take it there isn’t much I can do about it. Plus, I mostly sell weed so I can smoke for free, so there’s no chance I have a gun or would know what to do with one if I did own a gun.”

But good for him for not beating around the bush.

Here’s his chill explanation as to what happened:

“The bottom line here is that I’m glad I didn’t get shot, but umm…definitely worried about my boy.”

If you’re a grown man who still refers to their friends as “my boy,” it’s almost a guarantee that you sell shitty weed in Fitchburg.

The best part are the 2 reviews that the Greenville, NH native left on his Facebook page:

Dank Nug Dustin is easily my favorite stoner of all time. Just out here whining to various police departments on their Facebook pages about busting him for selling weed. Almost like they don’t want you selling weed illegally because it increases the chances that you’ll end up on the news after your boy got shot in the stomach.

“Thank God I’m moving to Massachusetts.”

Yea, how’d that work out for you? If you’re gonna leave New Hampshire to move to Massachusetts, pick some place that doesn’t start with “Fitchburg.” I don’t know much about Greenville or Hampstead, but I’m willing to bet they are superior to Fitchburg in every conceivable metric.

P.S. Stick to weed bruh.

 

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • Joe
    April 26, 2019 at 8:48 am

    The kids an idiot but all of you guys turning political and bashing democrats and likening all Democrats to this asshat are just as stupid. Glad I left Massachusetts, a state full of ignorant dildos. Not all of us are stoners that sit on our ass all day thank you very much.

  • Bonnie Tyler
    April 25, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    “He’s Got Charlie Manson Eyes”

    Says “Concentration or Major” is “American English?” Given Dustin DePoo’s reference to “decrimalization,” I’d call that a FAIL.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    April 25, 2019 at 9:11 am

    The worst part of the story: because of the brain damage, and the psychological issues, Dustin will be deemed disabled, and he will get a check from the government (thank you taxpayers) every month.

  • Ljs
    April 24, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Greenville nh is about 15 mins from fitchburg and it’s basically fitchburg’s weird redneck cousin. They have a 3rd of July midnight parade called the pots and pans parade. Complete with makeshift broken tractors as floats… and everyone drunkenly bangs on pots and pans at midnight as the “parade” goes by… I swear I’m not making this up.

  • DarkPrincess0680
    April 24, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Yall aint heard the best I went to school with this homie BFE ohio. He use to hid uder his desk like a little baby when he got in trouble now he act like a strait up gangsta who need no man in his life.
    Ah he also a claim he a communist
    Ironic a communist capitalist.

  • Be an Adult
    April 24, 2019 at 11:52 am

    Pot heads are the lowest form of life. They think they matter and really think they’re intelligent They smell like shit and vote for anyone with a D next to their name

    • TheCureForHope
      April 24, 2019 at 2:27 pm

      They vote?? How do they know, or remember when Election Day is? Plus don’t you have to register? Don’t think they are capable of so many confusing requirements.

  • Scott
    April 24, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Keva Rosenberg from Robocop.

  • Billerica Punk Forever
    April 24, 2019 at 10:49 am

    This punk bitch should be in a Jizzy video

  • Kosh Naranek
    April 24, 2019 at 9:43 am

    He brought a shovel to a gun fight…

  • Google It.....
    April 24, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Dude looks like he could be a stand in for Sid from the movie Ice Age.

  • TheCureForHope
    April 24, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Seriously, how did the reporter keep a straight face? I wouldn’t have been able to.

    Good work, dude.

  • Farmer Joe
    April 24, 2019 at 8:59 am

    That little queer has the same hair style as my lamas.

    • Zeke
      April 24, 2019 at 9:32 am

      Them llamas sexy as hell. You need an experienced llama handler?

  • MrSparklePants
    April 24, 2019 at 8:56 am

    I look at this guy and all I can think about is how much bacteria lives on him. Geesh…

  • Eobard Thawne
    April 24, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Russell Brand lives in Fitchburg now? He was funny in the Arthur reboot.

  • Spic Basher
    April 24, 2019 at 8:33 am

    Hopefully the southbend shovel slayer and his boyfriend continue to get robbed because they’re useless to society.

  • Barry
    April 24, 2019 at 8:31 am

    Just watching that guy make me want to order D.P. Dough. Ahh the good old days.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    April 24, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Look at his dormant Twitter account. The picture shows him a few years ago, clean cut, with a bow tie.

    • Angry Giant
      April 24, 2019 at 8:38 am

      oh wow he’s so cute

  • Dick Scratcher
    April 24, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Poor old Edge from WWE has really let himself go.

    • Spic Scratcher
      April 24, 2019 at 8:37 am

      no thanks

      • Dick Scratcher
        April 25, 2019 at 7:42 am

        Anyone? Anyone at all?

  • Hart Ford
    April 24, 2019 at 7:54 am

    And the crooked politicians in Masshole think legalizing pot and making more of these zero IQ zombies. At least Heroin kills the weakest. Pot gives these losers the idea that they actually have productive lives.

  • whatevuh
    April 24, 2019 at 7:23 am

    if you look up ‘useless piece of shit’ in the urban dictionary, his picture is there . . . .

  • JJ
    April 24, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Light and fluffy airy buds. Bro get your temps, relative humidity and ph in check. Follow a vpd chart. If using led lights, your plant will show symptoms of ca, mg deficiency. Its actually not a ca, mg issue. With led you need to up your temps and rh to be in proper vpd range. Under led the plant transpires at a faster rate then hid lightning. As the plant transpires it’s taking water and nutrients from the soil at a much faster rate. Put your temps at 85 and rh around 75%. Get rid of the blurple lights! That tech is old and has been proven to be productive in veg only. Those lights are not powerful enough for flower stage.
    The foxtailing is strong on those buds!
    You couldnt give that shit away never mind sell it lmao. Everyone wants to grow pot but no one knows how to grow it properly!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 24, 2019 at 2:11 pm

      Good eye.

  • Tiger Woods 9 Iron
    April 24, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Just another day in the Burg

  • David Wade is a DB
    April 24, 2019 at 6:31 am

    So where did he state that he/they were selling weed?

    • z
      April 24, 2019 at 7:51 am

      The WHDH video never mentions weed at all.
      The left photo looks like a screen shot from that video.

      Boston25 said he said he grows weed in the apartment. But, that not’s illegal if you follow the law.
      I didn’t hear “Sells” anywhere in 2 videos.

  • Lancelot Holland
    April 24, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Good Christ !
    I can literally smell the body odor mixed with weed-stink right thru my phone’s screen !
    And all this before breakfast.
    Uggghhhh.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 24, 2019 at 5:59 am

    I can smell the patchouli oil and incense from here.

    A $100 says that he’s been to 20+ Phish shows, and vintage Spin Doctors posters adorn his bedroom walls.

    • Crystal
      April 24, 2019 at 7:18 pm

      Well, no shit..
      You are completely wrong. Dustin doesn’t listen to Phish.

      Pay up

      • Well, No Shit
        April 24, 2019 at 7:57 pm

        Do you take personal checks? I know a guy who’ll write one up for you.

        He does smell like patchouli and incense, though, doesn’t he?

  • Bill + Ted's not so fun adventure
    April 24, 2019 at 5:50 am

    His facial expressions just kill me this dude’s great

  • Weezthejuice
    April 24, 2019 at 4:59 am

    burnouts use to be fun when I was a kid at least we understood we acted like idiots and laughed about it. Today they really believe that they are intelligent.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 24, 2019 at 4:54 am

    These idiots never learn. Open the door with the chain on and say ” no comment” instead they soak up the spotlight and look like complete idiots.. He must smell so fucking bad. And his teeth need a toothbrush desperately!.. Gross

  • Grammy
    April 24, 2019 at 4:19 am

    Can someone explain the mouth hardware? That’s a new look he’s rockin there.

  • Dick Scratcher
    April 24, 2019 at 2:43 am

    Hahaha! Fucking hell! What a complete tool. 🙂

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