WH DH :
Police are searching for two suspects after a man was shot during a home invasion in Fitchburg on Tuesday morning, officials said. Fitchburg police responded to the incident at a multi-family home on Chester Street around 11:50 a.m. Authorities said the victim, a 29-year-old man, was targeted. He was taken by ambulance to a Worcester area hospital with serious but non-life-threatening injuries. His roommate, 24-year-old Dustin DePauw, was also injured in the altercation. He was released from the hospital after undergoing treatment for a sprained ankle.
“I chased one guy out of the building,” DePauw said. “Then I grabbed a shovel and turned around to come upstairs, and I came around the corner and the dude had the gun right in my face.”
DePauw said he dropped the shovel and the man ran out of the home. The suspects are described as a black man and a Hispanic man who could be traveling in a black Chevrolet pickup truck with Pennsylvania license plates.
Wait until you see Dustin DePauw in all his glory….
“Ya know, honestly, I grow pot. Straight facts. Ummm, I think 100% that’s the reason why.”
This guy grows pot??
Never would’ve seen that one coming.
Ever. Good thing he didn’t advertise it on Faceboook or anything.
Home invasions are never random, and the “victims” are almost always drug dealers. Not that pot’s a drug, but if it’s worth money and you’re selling it illegally in Fitchburg, then you’re eventually gonna be the victim of a home invasion. That’s just science. You’re basically telling the world by posting on Facebook, “I’ve got a lot of cash in this house that I don’t report as income, and if you come and take it there isn’t much I can do about it. Plus, I mostly sell weed so I can smoke for free, so there’s no chance I have a gun or would know what to do with one if I did own a gun.”
But good for him for not beating around the bush.
Here’s his chill explanation as to what happened:
“The bottom line here is that I’m glad I didn’t get shot, but umm…definitely worried about my boy.”
If you’re a grown man who still refers to their friends as “my boy,” it’s almost a guarantee that you sell shitty weed in Fitchburg.
The best part are the 2 reviews that the Greenville, NH native left on his Facebook page:
Dank Nug Dustin is easily my favorite stoner of all time. Just out here whining to various police departments on their Facebook pages about busting him for selling weed. Almost like they don’t want you selling weed illegally because it increases the chances that you’ll end up on the news after your boy got shot in the stomach.
“Thank God I’m moving to Massachusetts.”
Yea, how’d that work out for you? If you’re gonna leave New Hampshire to move to Massachusetts, pick some place that doesn’t start with “Fitchburg.” I don’t know much about Greenville or Hampstead, but I’m willing to bet they are superior to Fitchburg in every conceivable metric.
P.S. Stick to weed bruh.
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