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Danvers Newport-a-Potty Who Beat The Shit Out Of Elderly Handicapped Woman Who Parked In Handicapped Spot She Wanted And Has 84 Prior Charges Also Thinks She Is A Movie Star And Has A Wild Facebook Page

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DanversA woman at a North Shore Market Basket left a gash on a 72-year-old woman’s head after an alleged dispute over a handicap parking space. The 72-year-old grandmother told Boston 25 News she was chased down and whacked across the head at a busy Market Basket parking lot moments after a minor confrontation over a handicap spot. Elaine Moore-Ouellette had gone on a quick grocery trip to get some lunch meats for her grandkids when she and another woman had a brief confrontation over a parking spot. Ouellette didn’t think much of it, she said, until she was blindsided by a sudden blow to her head as she walked into the store.

“While we were in between the two doors she said something to me, I turned around this way and I got whacked on the side of the head,” said Ouellette. “I said, ‘I’m bleeding!’ And two seconds later she says, ‘I’m sorry you’re bleeding.'”

Police said the alleged attacker, 57-year-old Donna Rowe, whacked Ouellette with a wristlet just moments after their altercation in the parking lot. Employees at the Market Basket took down the suspect’s license plate before she ran off.

“I hope she’s alright,” said Rowe. “I cared about what happened, the whole situation. She punched me in the face first. I don’t understand why people are like this at all, I came home and said, ‘What if she had a gun? I would’ve been gone.”

Rowe told Boston 25 through the door of her apartment that Ouellette was the one who got physical first, but when asked to elaborate she said she didn’t want to talk about it. Court records show she’s caused trouble in the past. The store manager told police Rowe has a reputation for causing problems with others. Danvers Police confirm this isn’t the first time she’s engaged in an altercation with another customer at the same grocery store. Rowe is free on personal recognizance and must stay away from the Market Basket and the victim.

Watch and listen to what this Newport-a-potty sounds like in her interview with Fox 25 News:

Holy mother of fupa!! I can smell the second hand smoke, losing scratch tickets, and stench of soiled panties from here.

She had a good reason to assault a 72 year old woman who parked in the handicapped spot she was hoping to get though –

“I hope she’s alright,” said Rowe. “I cared about what happened, the whole situation. She punched me in the face first. I don’t understand why people are like this at all, I came home and said, ‘What if she had a gun? I would’ve been gone.”

The Danvers Newport-a-potty is the real victim here, because the 72 year old woman punched her first. What if this elderly woman had a gun? She nearly got shot!!

This woman has been charged with 84 different crimes now. Eighty freaking four. Not coincidentally she happens to live in a town where she’d potentially face Judge Feeley in court. She has to be the most notorious vagbeast in all of Danvers. And if the one thing you’re known for around town is starting shit with people at the grocery store, you may want to evaluate your life choices. Just sayin.

My question is, why was she still allowed at this Market Basket if she has a past history of “causing problems” with other customers? Seems like if your schtick is going to the Market Basket to cause a queefstorm with strangers in produce, then you probably shouldn’t be allowed at that Market Basket anymore. Or at least they should’ve threatened her with banishment. I’d rather die than be banned from Market Basket. I can’t go back to shopping at Price Chopper or Shaw’s. I just can’t.

If you think she sounded nuts in that video after initially voicing concern for the victim, and then freaking the fuck out on the reporter who had to run for his life, wait until you see her Facebook page. According to her bio she is a “warrior for peace, love, and happiness”:

Which evidently means that she beats up elderly women who take her parking spots.

This is the only picture we could actually find of her on there:

That’s allegedly her on the right.

We know this because she said so in the comments. And in the comments she literally writes “thank you to every single person who liked that particular picture:

But wait, it gets better. She seems fixated on and obsessed with The Beatles:

And she briefly went through a Cher phase:

And is also obsessed with whoever this is:

She posts this woman’s pictures over and over and over again:

Sadly I don’t know who that is, but it looks to be some sort of movie star from back in the day. And here’s the crazy part – she pretends to be her. When people like the images she posts of this woman, or tell her how beautiful the woman is, she thanks them:

But yea, it’s a good thing the woman she beat up didn’t have a gun. Because the victim is the crazy bathshit crazy poonado here.

22 Comment(s)
  • Duane Ingalls Glasscock DIG
    October 3, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Hello Rangoon This filthy slut lives on Connifer Hill drive (121) right behind the Stop and Shop on rte 1 and 62.
    All the deadbeats and welfare pigs live there. She is probably banned from the Stop and Shop because she is a thief as well as a filthy slut. Therefore she has to go 4 miles to mahkit bazkit which she prefers because they have less security cameras. She walks around the store and jams donuts and slices of pizza in her cum encrusted piehole and doesn’t pay. Cancer can’t come quick enough to this worthless oxygen thief

  • Wayne Bennett
    October 3, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Dame Diana Rigg, if you please.

  • Spearchucker Jones
    October 3, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    Hey Donna

    You probably were a fan of mine back in the day. Just wanted to let you know Im around and wanna tap that ripe, sweet scented ass. Get in Touch

    Spearchucker

  • Art R
    October 3, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Bitch if you park in my spot again I will key your shit!!

    The one smell you forget to mention was the stench of failure…

  • Mudflaps
    October 3, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Movie in those pics is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service – George Lazenby in a one-off James Bond role and Dianna Rigg as his love interest.

  • Smellbeef Babalonia
    October 3, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    Can you imagine the smell of the thunderous queefs she hammers out of her wretched mudflaps in the seat of the last running 2002 Chevy Monte Carlo on the planet as it slides into a handicapped spot at Market Basket? A fine mix of menthol, Dunkin Donuts French vanilla, Steak-Umms and boxed wine. MMMMM!

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      October 3, 2018 at 4:45 pm

      Comment of the year!
      The hair and jeans scream 1983. Steakums. Forgot about that abomination. Please tell me that product is not still around.

  • Jim
    October 3, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    She must think she’s Diana Rigg/Emma Peel. Hopefully she ain’t going around in a tight fitting catsuit

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Donna Rowe is a danger to herself and others. She’s mentally ill, obviously, and should be committed. How the hell has she gotten away with doing stuff like this for so long? Who is she related to?

  • SMH
    October 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Obviously shit crazy. Reportedly Market Basket had a do not trespass order.

  • Dick Naztey
    October 3, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    “I can smell the second hand smoke, losing scratch tickets, and stench of soiled panties from here.”

    You forgot Natural Light, $10 perfume, and dirty kitty litter…

  • JoeMomma
    October 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    If she tried that on my 85 year old mother with MS her family would be planning a funeral today.
    Think about that next time you spout off asshole.

    • Y
      October 3, 2018 at 3:27 pm

      Then, you’d be pandering for canteen donations…
      Not worth it!

  • Ted Baxter
    October 3, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    If for some reason an 84 year old lady through a punch at my, I would step back and slowly walk away. How does one get to court this many times. She needs to go away, you lost the right to be out with the rest of us.

  • Judge dread
    October 3, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Hey Donna the 80’s called and they want that hair do back.

    If I was a 72 year old woman I would pack heat to protect myself from the likes of Donna.

    Donna is cattle spawn.

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 3, 2018 at 11:55 am

    Thats Diana Rigg in the 60’s English tv show The Avengers. She does not look much like that 50 years later. But neither do I.

    • Fred Knessl
      October 3, 2018 at 1:24 pm

      Thanks Frank! I was thinking the same thing, she was a powerful hottie in her day.

  • m13s
    October 3, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Thais George Lazenby and Dianna Rigg from the 007 movie . On her Majesty’s Secret Service. Also starring Telly Savalas. One of the best Bond movies, ever. No back to your regular scheduled programming.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 3, 2018 at 11:39 am

    “That girl” looks like Diana Riggs from some 60’s spy tv show…

  • whitewalker walker walker
    October 3, 2018 at 11:38 am

    That’s Diana Rigg from the old show The Avengers, she’s also in Game of Thrones. This woman is no Diana Rigg

  • MashyNippleLick
    October 3, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Once…just once, I want to be witness to something like this. Give me a chance to see how hard my steel toed boots really are.

  • I’m not that old
    October 3, 2018 at 11:36 am

    I believe that is Diana Rigg from the old Avengers show. Not like the current Marvel Avengers. Diana Rigg was on Game of Thrones recently as Lady Olenna Tyrell. 

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