David Hogg Is Marching From Worcester To Springfield While Protected By Armed Police Officers, Starting And Ending In Cities Where The Only People Who Can Get Guns Are Criminals

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Look who was in Worcester today…..


I almost forgot he was still a thing. Emma Gonzalez at least genuinely seems like a decent human being. This kid’s just an asshole though. Always has been. He’d doing this to get laid and make money. He wasn’t in the building when people were being killed. He’s not a survivor. He immediately sought out the cameras after the shooting in Parkland, built up his brand, wrote a book, and will capitalize on it for the rest of his life. The Parkland shooting was the best thing that ever happened to him, and if he was given the option of going back in time and stopping it he would probably choose not to.

What I hated most about him was the condescending way he spoke about adults. He’s a spoiled brat who knows nothing about nothing, yet he continually talks about his “old ass parents who don’t know how to work a fucking iPhone”:

Or when him and his buddy said on Bill Maher that they “appreciate us (adults) allowing them (kids) to rebuild the world that we fucked up”:

So edgy when he swears!!

But the left embraced him because kids were the perfect shield from criticism. If you criticized David Hogg you were picking on kids. Even though he was trying to change policy for adults.

I will say this though – the left politicizes school shootings for the purposes of gun control the same way that the right politicizes the death of Mollie Tibbetts for immigration reform. It’s the exact same thing. You see someone you don’t know die and you say, “If we just had this policy in place this never would’ve happened.” It’s just the way things work. I don’t blame either side for doing. That’s just politics bitch.

But the left was only embracing him because he was saying the things they wanted him to say. I KNEW he would eventually do something to piss them off though, because he’s been told for the last six months that he is the smartest person in the room. He’s certainly smarter than adults. Not just conservative adults either – liberal adults. And this is where he officially turned liberals against him when he said this in an interview with New York Magazine:

He believes that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is “a future president of the United States.” He is interested in the idea of placing age limits on politicians. “The reason Republicans are successful right now is because they’re empowering young people,” he told me, pointing out that Paul Ryan was 45 when he became Speaker of the House. “Older Democrats just won’t move the fuck off the plate and let us take control. Nancy Pelosi is old.”

First of all, the fact that he thinks Alexadria Ocean Spray is going to be a President one day shows you just how stupid he really is. I don’t even have time to get into all of the embarrassingly dumb things she’s said. Let’s just say, she’s the left’s equivalent of Sarah Palin, but the media isn’t giving her the Sarah Palin treatment. The last thing she wants is to run for President. She would implode.

Secondly, Hoggwash did a big no-no – he went after a sacred cow.

Nancy Pelosi is the the reason Obamacare became a thing. Obviously right wingers don’t like her, but for the left she’s like patron saint of big government. She’s accomplished a billion times more for liberal causes than Hoggwash has. But according to him…..

“Older Democrats just won’t move the fuck off the plate and let us take control.”

Of course he said this because the same people who are now mad at him for using his white male privilege to exercise ageism against Pelosi, were the same people patting him on the back and telling him how brave he was six months ago. They created this monster and now he is eating them. I personally love watching it.

Anyway, the best part about this march and the New York story is that David Hogg travels separately with armed body guards because of death threats. Ya got that? The kid leading the march to make it harder for people to buy guns, is protected by men and women with guns. And the marchers have a police escort the entire way. Ya know, because cops carry guns.

They’re on there way to Springfield to protest Smith and Wesson for selling a legal product around the country. Even though this is arguably the strictest state in the country when it comes to gun control. And when he gets to Springfield, I really want to see the look on his face. “I flew all the way to Massachusetts to see this hellhole?” Hope he gets a lap dance from Princeza Aponte while he’s there. Meanwhile the city is filled with drugs and guns, both of which are already illegal. It’s almost as if prohibition of things that people want doesn’t stop bad people from procuring them. It just makes it impossible for good, law abiding people to purchase them.

50 Comment(s)
  • anon
    August 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    cant wait to read he ODed

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 24, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    When reached for comment Smith and Wesson executives shouted “SECURITY!”

  • Charleston Heston
    August 24, 2018 at 9:32 am

    No story on Mass Lies or local news – hogg head and his buddies picked the wrong weekend to march – Woo Sox and MGM Springfield are just more important.

    • WarrenPeace
      August 24, 2018 at 9:47 am

      I t has nothing to do with that. If he had not pissed on Nancy this would be front line news.

  • Stan Rosenberg
    August 24, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Wonder if he’ll suck on my hogg – since my husband is 8th to prison!

  • the ghost of bradley mannings penis
    August 24, 2018 at 8:20 am

    Dear Davyboy,
    Id just love to be in your ‘front hole’. Tell ‘Chelsea’ I miss him/her/ it. Maybe you two could get together for a tribbing session. Soytoys love taint grinding so you would make a ‘grate’ pair.

    With the greatest affliction,
    The one who was cut short

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 24, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Just when I thought there couldn’t be anyone more fucked up than a millenial here comes Generation Z. God help us….

  • Marxist Swine
    August 24, 2018 at 5:54 am

    Smith and Wesson this group aims to destroy you, lock the gates, extra security, police detail and no comment, make it a non story. Marxist agitators taking away your rights one at a time or watering them down to the point of rights that can’t be exercised. Move along children we have no comment.

    • Y
      August 24, 2018 at 11:03 am

      That montage of crying pussies is the best thing I’ve seen in quite some time!!
      They’re all a bunch of limp-wristed, beta cucks!!

  • Lefty
    August 24, 2018 at 1:54 am

    Piss on this Lucky Charms looking turd burglar!

  • Just sayin'...
    August 24, 2018 at 12:13 am

    Emma Gonzo is not a decent human being.
    Don’t confuse her no longer being in the spotlight as being any kind of decent.
    She’ll be a militant, leftist, activist lesbian till the day she inhales the pungent aroma of her companion’s quiff one last time as her heart seizes up like an extra cheesy quesadilla going cold and rancid on the table at 2:30 am on a Sunday morning.
    David knobgoblin Hawgg has the best life insurance going.
    No one (that’s sane, anyway) would dare to cap him because it would create an instant martyr to be held up by the anti freedom, fundamental transformation, socialist left as they utilize his demise to drive the final stake through the heart of our Constitution with the eradication of the Second Amendment.
    I’m betting he’ll be viewed through more than one set of crosshairs during his trek, with at least a couple of dry fires in the process.
    Breathe, relax, aim, squeeeeze…click.
    Little liar pipe cleaner body piece of shit motherfucker.

    Just sayin’…

  • 2wEntEe
    August 24, 2018 at 12:07 am

    Leave David Hogg alone!
    You people have no idea what it’s like to go through the horror he went through.

    I am a survivor of the marathon bombing.
    I rememeber it like it was yesterday. I was in Concord New Hampshire at the time.
    5 months prior I drove by the finish line.
    Therefore I am a marathon bombing survivor… according to Hogg logic.

    Fuck this opportunist prick. I hope that Puerto Rican racist poem girl punches him in the mouth.
    Then he will finally get his dream and be a survior of malicious hate crime violence.

  • Lou Sassole
    August 23, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    David Hogg is why people shouldn’t listen to young people.

  • TJB
    August 23, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    He should fuck emma and then pop out a few brown/stink mexican babies. Oh, I forgot…emma’s a rug muncher.

  • mahty fwynn
    August 23, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    fucken faggot

  • Don't Do Anything
    August 23, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    I hope there is NO sniper who takes one for the team. Taking away your rights!

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

  • Barney Fife
    August 23, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Biggest bunch of Hoggwash I’ve ever seen. He is the biggest punchline of the biggest joke here in Florida, except for the indefensible actions of the Coward County Sheriff’s Office, by failing to perform their sworn duty to stop the school shooter at MSD High School. It took Coral Spring PD to do what the first on scene BSO was supposed to have done 15 minutes earlier, causing more lives to be lost.

  • A True American!
    August 23, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Hogg only got famous because he talked to the cameras. These kids brains haven’t developed yet. Most of them are just followers/ like groupies. They do whatever he says. They have no idea how life works yet. Bad parents! Guns aren’t the problem. Open boarders are. Close the boarders then we can focus on the bad guys already here!

    Please Stop The Insanity.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 23, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    Put him in the heart of East LA. or south-side Chicago at 1 AM. Leave him there naked.

    See if he makes it home

  • Pencil Neck
    August 23, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    I always wondered who wore the 32R jackets at Abercrombie & Fitch.
    Fucking cartoon bobble head.

  • Wabbitt
    August 23, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    You’ll notice he doesnt do this in Chicago, Baltimore, St. Louis, or Detroit. No amount of armed guards would save his ass.

    And he certainly doesnt do this shit in Texas. He’d be perfectly safe, but he’d have a crying fit at the sight of people lawfully open carrying.

    • TJB
      August 23, 2018 at 9:15 pm

      Exactly. Even boston’s historic mattapan. And make it around the time the bar’s close. Dipshit, isnt he like 27? When did he get out of high school?

    • Lady Liberty
      August 23, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      Love the bobblehead comparison. It was spot on. At first I called him a Q-tip with ears, but the 32R A&F jacket and bobblehead comment described him perfectly. What a douche this kid is. His on-air cursing makes him sound dumber than he is. He is trying to be a grown up by swearing. How adorable. Tomorrow he is going to shave with a plastic spoon in the mirror next to daddy. Why does he think he is so much smarter than every adult out there? He can do a better job? He THINKS he can because he is a pubescent shithead who isn’t OLD ENOUGH to run, to vote, OR change the world. Pipe down, Opie! Pompous fuck.

  • suckittrebek
    August 23, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    lol hopefully a wacked out heroin addict/beaner will run him over.

  • Woody
    August 23, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Reasonable person: In Massachusetts, unregistered guns held by people who haven’t had legally required firearms training, had a through, legally required background check and then been interviewed and cleared by their local police chief, ARE ALREADY ILLEGAL.

    David Hogg: Logic is for old people.

    Reasonable person: Logic always eventually wins.

    David Hogg: Then, um, then, uh…. They should be MORE illegal!

  • 1950s white male
    August 23, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    I stopped reading when the statement “Atleast Emma Gonzalez seems like a decent human being.” That’s paying a premium on an insurance plan. That’s a, “I’m looking at this objectively” sentence.
    There’s no need for any flattering preambles when you’re about to rip these piece of shit, attention whore leftists apart. Just tear em apart. Say it like it is. She doesn’t not seem like a decent person. She seems like a militant radical leftist, that certainly wouldn’t scroll through Turtle Boy Sports web page , read the article about the New Bedford Nazi girl, and then say, atleast “some writers” seem to be good over there at TBS.

    All these pieces of shit on the left virtue signaling for self promotion are scum. Don’t give them a damn inch, don’t concede an inch of ground. This is not a let’s meet in the middle type of cultural battle. This is an all or nothing type of battle.

  • Brave Soul
    August 23, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Funny I don’t see him marching in Chicago?

  • bigdaddy
    Didi Delgado
    August 23, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    I would let him do me but I hate white people

    • TJB
      August 23, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      Your giant shit colored piss flaps would smother him with your yeasty hole.

  • maudernliving
    August 23, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    This prissy little boy thinks he has perspective because he survived a school shooting where no one was shooting at him. Try getting gang raped if you really want to have some perspective. His little police march from worchester to springfrump might get him laid, but not with the likes of me.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevin's 9 Iron
      August 24, 2018 at 11:36 am

      he was out sick that day. He rode his bike to school when he heard about the shooting. HE DID NOT SURVIVE THE SHOOTING HE WAS NOT THERE!

  • LocalYokel
    August 23, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    When I see Davey Hogg, I smell oysters, mushrooms and hand-cream. Not sure why.

  • Speed
    August 23, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    LOL there was more media than activists…

  • Judge dread
    August 23, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    David Hogg is the best gun salesmen since Barry Soetoro. if you want to make money from Hogg get your home FFL and cash in. Every time idiots like these open their mouths, gun sales go through the roof! Keep it up Hogg, other than a gun salesman you’re nothing more than a twat that everyone wants to curb stomp.

  • Faggot!!!
    August 23, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    David Hogg sucker

  • Mark Berry
    Georgia Madman
    August 23, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    This punk also announced he’s going to run for Congress when he turns 25. Reality is going to bitch-slap him on the face when he gets trounced. It’ll be worth the wait. 

  • Your Old English SATs
    August 23, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    David Hawg : Retail Politics :: Justin Bieber : Pop Music

  • Y
    August 23, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    A bunch of limp wristed, beta, cuck males.

  • Big A
    August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Enough about this cum guzzling sodomite. He is upset that his lifestyle choice wont allow him to reach old age. Actuary tables dont lie. Deviants die young due to sodomy lifestyle.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 23, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Can some illegal run them the fuck over?

  • bigdaddy
    Ed Augustus
    August 23, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    I was so excited to meet him He is so dreamy

  • Real_Finn
    August 23, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    What a phenomenal douche.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    August 23, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    Hoggsucker has got to have the most punchworthy face I’ve ever seen. I just want to drive my fist through his empty head and give him the ultimate wedgie – hook the waist band back under his chin. I hope he gets to see all the sights out there, especially the gangbangers-maybe he can convince them to get rid of their guns, lemme know how that goes…

    • Captain Trips
      The Punchmaster
      August 24, 2018 at 11:09 am

      I have to agree. He has that ‘please punch me in the face’ kinda face

  • Judge dread
    August 23, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    Whatttt I thought my day was almost complete until that smart mouthed cocker sucker David Hogg had to open his mouth. He’s a chicom gun grabber operative. I will continue on my day and comment later. Isn’t it so pathetic that the left uses teenagers and victims of school shooting to push their agenda?

  • bigdaddy
    David Hogg
    August 23, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    I am hoping this will get me some attention and maybe I can get laid too

    • Mike Litoris
      August 23, 2018 at 7:56 pm

      Someone will be happy to bend you over. Try some gun oil.

  • Uncle Mike
    August 23, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Gotta disagree with the “using kids for gun reform” as the SAME THING as “using a murder for illegal immigrants”. They are both the complete lack of enforcing current laws, except one wants to take rights away from Americans.

    The lack of enforcing laws we already have is what causes the problems with both of these things. We have law enforcement (and now judges who don’t care about anything other than how the public will view them) who pick and choose what they want to do.

    Example: 75% of the blogs on Turtleboy Sports where scumbags aren’t held responsible because of the previous sentence above. Garbage mothers on drugs raising future garbage human beings. Garbage court systems letting garbage people back on the streets.


    • Hughbo Mont
      August 23, 2018 at 2:34 pm

      What did you expect from SJW Hunter?

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 23, 2018 at 3:09 pm

      THANK YOU! To the young, all adults are “old”, so they regard our often widely diverse opinions as equally worthless, I guess. But it still amazes me how many disillusioned, cynical yoots don’t get that Marxism and American conservatism are most definitely NOT “the same thing”.

      As Dennis Prager comments, “the left believes America needs to be fundamentally transformed, while the right thinks America needs to be incrementally improved.” (“Explaining American Leftists: Part I”, in frontpagemag dot com, 7/12/18; Part II posted 8/23/18)

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