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David Ortiz Got Shot In The Dominican Republic And The Shooter Got Chun-Li’d In The Face Because It Is In Face The Shithole Trump Described It As

 

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As reported on TB Daily News, Big Papi nearly got merked today.

He was visiting the Dominican Republic when some desperate shithead tried robbing him and shot him in the leg. (New reports are saying that he was shot through the left side of his lower back and the bullet went through the abdomen.) Of course Big Papi is going to be OK because guys who end 86 year curses can survive a shot or two in the leg. This is his fucking island after all. And on the bright side he can officially launch his rap career now.

Honestly, this is the least surprising news ever. The Dominican Republic is a nice place to vacation, but I would imagine it’s a terrible place to live. No offense to any Dominicans, but odds are if you’re Dominican and reading this right now, you’re probably in Lawrence, which means you LEFT that shithole because of how terrible it is. Sadly you ended up in Lawrence which is even worse.

This is what happens to you in the Dominican Republic when you shoot the most famous and well respected person from the Dominican Republic.

https://twitter.com/Masterfliip/status/1137900669275463686

You get the Franklin Baxley special. And that right there is how you know you’re in a third world hellhole. When you’re allowed to just Chun-Li a guy in the face instead of having him get arrested by the cops.

Here’s my questions – how does Papi not have security with him in a hellhole like this, and why the hell was he in such a shitty area? Look at the wall behind the guy who shot him? It looks like a UNICEF commercial. He’s filthy rich, so he’s gotta know he’s an easy target down there. It’s like going small boat sailing on the coast of Somalia and then being surprised when you get Captain Phillipsed.

Anyway, this proves that Trump was right when he called certain countries shitholes. Sorry folks, FACKS are FACKS. If that hurts your feelings or you think it’s politically incorrect, it doesn’t really change the reality that it’s true.

 

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42 Comment(s)
  • Shit Shocker
    June 10, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    “David Ortiz Got Shot In The Dominican Republic And The Shooter Got Chun-Li’d In The Face Because It Is In Face The Shithole Trump Described It As”

    “In Face…”

    You are “in face” retarded.

  • Chi
    June 10, 2019 at 11:10 am

    DR is the new PR. LOL

    • marilu
      June 10, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      DR has always been way worse than PR lol it’s a third world country after all

  • Forgive Me For Not Knowing The Difference
    June 10, 2019 at 10:35 am

    David Ortiz got shot in the third world shit hole of Lawrence.

  • SO dangerous!
    June 10, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Dude, the U.S. and the D.R. are TIED in gun deaths per capita.

    10.6 per 100,00

    Your just as likely to get shot here.

    • Ghetto Math Made Easy
      June 10, 2019 at 10:38 am

      You are not your.

      Importing third world shit everyday causes the increasing gun stats

      • Duh.
        June 10, 2019 at 12:47 pm

        What part of “You’re just as likely to get shot here” dont you get?

        10.6 = 10.6

        • I Dont Plan To Go To Chicago Anytime Soon
          June 10, 2019 at 1:40 pm

          What part of certain demographics try to recreate their third world here in the US. If you stay away from third world shithole towns like Lawrence chelsea etc. Your chance of getting shot is almost zero.
          Thanks for playing but unfortunately you are not a winner.

          • Duh.
            June 10, 2019 at 2:59 pm

            And if you stay out of certain places in the DR your odds go way down.
            Have a point next time.

          • Ovoid Wild Animals
            June 10, 2019 at 3:52 pm

            Great point. If you avoid the shithole known as DR your odds go way down because the entire DR is a third world shithole hood with low IQ hoodbangers.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          June 12, 2019 at 4:08 pm

          What part of THEY DON’T KEEP PROPER RECORDS OR REPORT ALL CRIMES don’t you get?
          They don’t know how to and they don’t care anyway.

          That’s basic shit that even West Virginia gets right.

          Stupid fuck.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      June 12, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      Yeah, people get chopped up in machete fights in the U.S. all the time.

      Also: it’s a shithole. You think they keep proper records or even bother to report all crimes if they don;t bother even policing the populace properly? GTFO.

      Another apologist faggot.

  • Burlando Castile
    June 10, 2019 at 9:30 am

    I’m Dominican and I can say it is a shithole country and not because of the location, but because of the rampant criminality going on there. Much of the police is corrupt where you can bribe them on the side of the road to let you go. I’m still waiting to find a case of that happening in the US.

    WE need to be honest and realize that every place has it’s problems, that’s why our parents came here to have less problems. Comparing America to DR can be done respectfully, but Dominicans are rushing to judgement here. We need to be honest and realize if you are not one of the shitbag and unproductive Latinos, then you wouldn’t include yourself in the people described in the article.

    We need to call out the POS in our own groups as well.

  • Your sisters tits
    June 10, 2019 at 8:48 am

    You professional writers absolutely suck balls. You swallow every Trump load and the way you crowbar it into your shitty low rent articles is funny. Fuck Trump, fuck you, fuck anyone that is racist like him. Shit hole country? Have you even been there a jack ass? Hey while Los Angeles almost at 60,000 homeless today. As written above Lawrence mass is a complete fucking dump. I honestly just go on this page to see how fucking stupid you are lately. Get fucked. Go get a fucking job that matters. Shua from Dorchester.

    • Chris Christie
      June 10, 2019 at 9:36 am

      I agree with you here. The Red Sox all time best player get shot and he is more worried about jamming something Trump mentioned a year ago into multiple articles that have no relation

      • Mr. Baseball
        June 10, 2019 at 10:05 am

        Hey genius ever here of Ted Williams?

        • Randall Guy
          June 10, 2019 at 10:26 am

          How many World Series did Ted Williams win?

          • Y
            June 10, 2019 at 10:57 am

            Ted Williams left in the prime of his career to win World War II, thus making America Back-to-Back World War Champions which is a tab bit cooler than a World Series win.

    • Dominican Shit Holio
      June 10, 2019 at 10:44 am

      Los Angelos has a hgh homeless rate because of the hisanic invasion thay are facing.
      These are the same animals who dont have $400 to cover a basic emergency.

  • Santiago Luis Polanco-Rodríguez
    June 10, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Any chance we can trade the island of Puerto Rico to the Dominican Republic in exchange for a few draft picks? Maybe kick in a few dollars on top? We shouldn’t be meddling in that region anyway. I mean it’s not like we’re giving up the Panama Canal.

  • Carina cal
    June 10, 2019 at 8:01 am

    What is wrong with you? And call the Dominican Republic a hellhole and who ever left is in Lawrence dude you need help writing. The Dominican Republic is not a bad place and just like any place it has its bad places question is someone with that much money should have security. You need to get your facts straight like where your born is such a wonderful place ! Write better and don’t disrespect Dominicans

    Thank you

    • randall Guy
      June 10, 2019 at 1:47 pm

      The majority of Dominicans are lazy slobs on welfare that sell drugs. The country inhabited by these scum is an open sewer. Carina Cal weighs over 300 Lbs. and smokes crack. fat pig

  • Emily
    June 10, 2019 at 6:47 am

    Unlike the rest of the comments my prayers are with Big Papi and his family.

  • need to know
    June 10, 2019 at 6:00 am

    I wouldn’t even vacation there with all the shit going on lately with American tourist. It’s a shit hole through and through

  • Louis G
    June 10, 2019 at 2:23 am

    this is why no one comments here anymore.

  • Turtle Rider
    June 10, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Spic splash I was taking a bath
    All up in some worthless spic blood
    Shoot to kill just let their brains spill
    I call it slavery gravy mud!

  • MAGA
    June 10, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Trump nailed it. Spics are worthless and spic countries are worthless. All non-white countries are worthless and we need to racially cleanse the planet. MAGA

  • John Forbes Kerry
    June 9, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    I hope Manny Ortiz pulls through

    • Swift Boat Dude
      June 10, 2019 at 7:29 am

      Ortez.

    • Miguel Figueroa
      June 10, 2019 at 8:50 am

      Say that to a Spanish American soldier who fights for your country right now. Probably has done more to help this country than you ever have. Now try saying that to that soldier’s brigade which is made up of many Spanish American soldiers who are deployed now doing their part while you are sitting at home saying that Spanish people are worthless. And if you are really that bad ass, (or really that ignorant) say it to that soldier’s face. Yeah. I will wait.

      • America Love It Or Leave It
        June 10, 2019 at 11:30 am

        Fuck you spic. You are only here by white benevolency. White men fought the most important wars that have kept America safe. Fuck You and your spic pity party

  • Chip Striker
    June 9, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Walt if it wasn’t for whites your race might actually have to work for a change.

    There was no such thing as slavery, there was no EBT back then so whitey had to get creative, and you monkeys haven’t worked since.

  • Walt Ostrander
    June 9, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    The footage of the young POC getting kicked left me shaking. His life matters just as much Ortiz’s. Big Papi should have just given him what he was asking for. He should actually re-distribute his wealth he made off of entertaining cis-whites back to the POC community.

    • Dick GoZinya
      June 10, 2019 at 9:52 am

      And you sir are a SJW limp wrist-ed fag. You redistribute your wealth? Of course not you are an underachieving whiny do-gooder For every one else but you. Fraud….

  • Ron King
    June 9, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Good thing we aren’t a country where dudes fire machine guns into crowds at a concert, walk in to elementary schools and kill dozens of pre-schoolers, walk into a bar and empty mag after mag from an AR-15 into the bar patrons, walk into a movie theater and kill everyone in it…..

    I mean what a shit hole that would be.

    • Skankhunt42
      June 9, 2019 at 11:32 pm

      Oh shut the fuck up you pussy

    • z
      June 10, 2019 at 7:55 am

      I’ll play.
      It’s not the #s that matter, it’s the percentages that matter.
      But, you know that and ignore it.

      • Randall Guy
        June 10, 2019 at 10:25 am

        Yes percentages are key…

        U.S. gun deaths = 10.6 per 100,000
        D.R. gun deaths = 10.6 per 100,000

        Hey will ya look at that!

        • z
          June 10, 2019 at 2:06 pm

          As someone above said, stay out of the hood and the percentage is negligible. But, kind of tough when the whole country is the hood. I will grant you this, for that to happen, the hood is probably more dangerous than the D.R.

  • Spelling Bee
    June 9, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    I know you guys don’t care for proofreading your articles, but you probably want to ensure the titles aren’t riddled with typos. What the face! I mean fuck.

    GO BRUINS!

    • Proofreading's Easy
      June 10, 2019 at 8:11 am

      My thoughts exactly. Seriously, how long does it take to reread what you just wrote in order to correct your mistakes? First within the blogs now the titles. It ends up coming off as sloppy and amateurish.

    • Sgt. Salami
      June 10, 2019 at 9:41 am

      ESPECIALLY when every piece of software you touch has spell check built in now for free, without the necessity to beg for funding. Guess its more important to get the crap out there then review what is actually written

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