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Here’s your Turtleboy Death threat of the Day, brought to you by O’Reilly Auto Parts:
So we get these all the time, and they’re always wicked fun. First of all, if you message us on Facebook, chances are you’re gonna get a chick. Everyone who blogs for us on the regular (as well as some who don’t) has access to our pages, and most of us have vaginas. We go in there looking for story ideas, but sometimes we catch a chudbanger like this. Someone who’s convinced that Turtleboy is one guy, and that they are speaking to him. You have no idea how hard it is not to send these people a picture of my tits just to shut him up, but it would kill the mystery.
So we called in Abi……
Uhoh, he’s running IP addresses. He must be a Russian hacker. We’re fucked for good this time, and this is the face of the clearly sober individual who will be taking us down:
Abi went to go take a smash (and likely didn’t spray afterwards) so I jumped on and just couldn’t help myself with this assnut.
Oh snap!! He’s working on acquiring my info. Any day now he’s gonna crack the code!! Just as soon as he snaps out of his latest crack binge.
Watch out though turtle riders – our days are numbered:
Sorry Joshy Poo, but I have plans this weekend. However, if you’d like to drive up here to Haverhill with some flowers I will graciously accept them. Although knowing Mr. Turtlebae he’ll probably say they were from him.
“You may never breathe again.”
Oh man, that sucks! I really like breathing too!
Watch out though, he’s about to “cross that line”:
And from the looks of it, that line is somewhere between steps 7 and 8 on the 12 step program.
Oh, and he reproduced a couple times too, which seems to be a sensitive issue for Mr. Tough Guy:
Once we told him we were gonna be sending this obvious death threat to the cops he quickly changed his tune:
Maybe we should reread it? Pretty sure you said you’re coming to our house, and that as a result we will no longer be breathing. If that’s not a death threat what does it mean? Are we going deep sea diving?
Remarkable. I don’t think he spelt “You’re” right once. But he nailed dehumanize over and over again. Someone’s been reading some Clive McFarlane before bed!
Anyway, threats like this mean absolutely nothing to us. We get them all the time and no one ever does anything. Because ultimately all these people do is talk and talk and talk. If you think for one second we’re gonna be scared or deterred from our mission because you wrote some words on the Internet then you clearly don’t understand who you’re dealing with. We back down from no one. We’re scared of no one. And we provide the citizens of this great country with real news by exposing troglodytes like this and the crooks he seeks to defend the honor of.
Do you know Joshua Thompson’s real name, or anything about him? We’d love to learn more. From our search it looks like he’s from Chicopee and works in Enfield, CT. So we’d love to do a follow up with his real name so that that whenever a potential employer Googles him they find us. Smart move Joshy Pie. Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
Shit… where to start with this loser. Hes an absolute trash bag. Talks down to women, still telling them all that hes “a good guy” LMFAO!! How the hell he ended up married I haven’t the slightest idea. I seriously feel bad for that woman and especially for his newborn that has sadly adopted a shitty father. You people sticking up for him are fucking clueless. Beats up bullies?? Lmfao!! You forgot to mention how he bullies and mentally/physically abuses every woman hes ever been with. Folks, he is
IS the BULLY!!! His exes are fucking afraid of him… hmmmm
Josh, listen here buddy, you belong in a jail cell period!! You’re a shitty father,partner, employee,brother,son etc.. list goes on and on. You know all this too! So stop playing the good guy act, you are not a good guy and never have been. Prob never will be either!
The people using fake names to comment make my day. How come none of y’all reach out to him and let him know how ya’ll feel? Cause you already know you respect him enough not to say shit to him..cowards. although he has been in trouble in the past, I can assure you he’s not a drug addict or a deadbeat dad. That guy has been standing up to bullys since middle school. Seen him knock out some big dudes too. Its funny how many haters he has. He’s actually doing very well for himself. Im sure way better than the lowlifes who follow this page and commented. Grow some balls and use your real names or let him know how you feel. Mostly everything that was said on here about him is a lie. Besides his mother, brother and cousin Ryan Thompson who have struggled with addiction. Also he told me the reason he made the threat was because turtleboy sent him a screenshot of his daughter and he lost it. I dont blame him. Must suck to see him doing netter than y’all
He threatened me on fb after trying to fuck my baby mom before I could read or respond to the message he blocked me like a pussy just a big bitch that carries a gun and don’t want real hands my 165 pound ass would destroy your big 200 pounds ass pussy you were wise for threatening me online then blocking me and your brother best stop pretending to be a king before real kings get his ass
Who are you? He is married and doing well. I never understood how people can say things, but hide behind a fake name. At least say who you are.
The pics of him is when he came home from jail after beating his ex lmfao because hes always melted and is the size of his hep c needle
Yes i know josh
He is from chicopee
He’s a drop out
Dead beat dad
Went to jail for beating and stalking his daughters mother cuz she was pregnant by another guy and this was years after josh and her broke up
He did 2 yrs for that
He also dates young girls , teenagers.
I think he might be a sex offender
He lives in a storage bin in chicopee
His dad don’t talk to him
His mom shoots every drug a person can
His brother Jeremy was ona gay app on back page to support his drug addiction
Josh is also a full blown heroine user
His mom’s bf lost his while life,401k, and everything he worked for because if debs ( josh’s mom ) addiction
So what do i gotta do to get a picture of your tits? Identities will be kept private.
Yes his name is Joshua Thompson. He’s been in and out of jail as long as I can remember! He’s specializes in jumping people. Sucker punching people robbing them and jury about anything he can do to make a lick. He’s always been a dirt bag and he always will be. HOPE YOU READ THIS JOSHUA YOUR A DIRT BAG AND WE ALL HATE YOU
Wow alot of you people are cowards honestly. This man went out of his way to defend people who were in hard times. I known him for years. Although he has been in some trouble, he is not a drug addict and he is ahard worker and great father. Why dont some of y’all come out the woodworks and message him and tell him how you feel. But none of you will. Most of you are trash anyway. I will bet money on it. That guy has always stood up for people who were bullied and I have seen him knock out some big dudes. Stop the lies you cowards. Step up and let him know how you feel. Most of you are probably jealous haters. Josh is doing very well for himself.
That IS his name
That is his real name. He lives in the hood of enfield,ct and he comes to Chicopee, Springfield and west Springfield to do his dirt and robberies. He specializes in setting ppl up and robbing them! He’s a egotistical maniac with an inferiority complex inside!
This comment is absolutely correct!
Who are you? You know him personally? I mean you must if you know he lives in the hood of Enfield. Has he done something to you to comment on this a year after initially posted?
That is his real name
Heres his own business page that he runs.
Omg this was completely hilarious, nothing like watching powerful women stand up to a jerk off. Well played my chubby redhaired sister, who has time to run. I may have to read this again for more giggles. Have a great night
You want a piece of me?
I’ll be waiting for you at
48 Cedar Street
Fitchburg ma 01420
I’ll donnybrook your ass!
My mother is the big giant smelly fat lady who answers the door!
I guess Mr Internet expert has never heard of a proxy server……..
Former equipment operator.
Sounds about right, looking at his pics.
When you get popped for being a drunken scagmaggot junkpunk they tend to pull your license pretty quick.
I wonder if he will be wearing the full camo outfit while hunting for your IP address or the Landscaping jacket while trying to pull up dirt on you.
“This is the IP Police! Hands on the keyboard where we can see them!”
He’s got our number and he’s taking names.
LMAO Best decisions decisions OMG brilliant !! This guy is a douche on his BEST day !!
Anderson Services LLC is a landscaping supply spot on Bay St. in Springfield. They sell mulch, and dirt and shit like that. Drive past it fairly regularly.
He should consider what he wears in his ass-clown selfies before he goes threatening to kill people.
Hey JOSHUA ! are you missing a chromosome or just plain stupid ? Making threats here against Turtle girls is suicidal. These gals will RIP your balls off and make a change purse out of your shriveled nutsack, then send it to your mother for her birthday present.
Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
there’s a trail of tears left by nitwits like you stretching from R.I. to Maine so you can’t say you haven’t been warned. good luck to ya, sappington !!
Looks like he’s threatened others before. Takes a genius to threaten online. Get the cops in on it, would bet he has a questionable record too.
What do you expect from a guy who can’t finish Westover Jobcorps? He’s an absolute moron. He can barely spell IP.
They still have Job corps, really ? I thought that bullshit left with Jimmy Carter. If you can’t make it in a make work program, than he must be a total loser !! Sweeping broken bottles from city b-ball courts was about the extent of their “employment”.
Scrolling down his FB page, he certainly likes some gay-ass music…
I will say though, he actually strings a sentence together surprisingly well for a white trash slob from Chicopee.
What pissed him off in the first place?
His tits don’t match. But he’s still a Chicopee 4.6.
another internet/computer expert that can trace your IP address and find out where you live. How many people have said that, and how many times has it happened, hint: zero fucking moron
I live in Chicopee, I’ll be sure to look for that doped out face of his lolol fuckin tool.
What a fucktard
Oooh, an internet tough guy! Hey Fucko…get over yourself and go back to what you do best: sucking dick. Fuck you, tough guy!
That is his real name . And he’s had allot of run ins with the Chicopee police years ago
Of all the times to be banned on all 5 pages. See ya in about 25days shitdick….lets play
Look at this fucking clown. Shave much? Shower much?
I love the Irish shirt. Your about as Irish as Moscow.
Without even reading this turd’s threats, and simply by looking at his picture, I would instantly peg him as a douche. A cocky, narcissistic, total douche.
I wonder if he pulled that gianormous crab from his pubes.
I look forward to the follow-up (after MSP pays his ignorant ass a visit).
Pathetic piece of shit.
When you say that you’d peg him as a cocky narcissistic douche is that just a role you would be playing? How can you tell that he’s into it?
Biggest pussy to exist. I know him in real life. A friend of mine met him for a challenge to fight. Hit him once and this faggot cried asking him to stop
I could totally picture that. A big blow-hard who probably couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
He’s wearing an Anderson Services LLC employee jacket in the one photo
His name is Robert Paulson.
You forgot the first rule of Fight Club.
Reverse image search?
Looks like Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae just had her #MeToo moment.
Yo, J! Word!! You got these sidewinders shakin in theyre boots, brah!!! I been tellin the Turtle that I’ma smash his head in with my battering ram fist for years, cuz! We oughta hook up and go find him and that pussy Brett and make them suck our dicks!!!!
…and then maybe, y’know, a little vapin’, a little cuddlin’, finger in the ass, what’s good???
We Democrats call those kinda guys “power bottoms”. His mouth calls you a pussy, but his eyes say “Please kick my ass, and then fuck it hard. Really… really… HARD.”
The best part is that after all that talk, he has no idea who we are, but we’ve got everything on him.
He’s got far less upstairs than he thinks he has. Big mistake on his part.