Dedham Webcam Mom Had The Greatest Facebook Meltdown Of All Time And Her Fap Boy Fans Want Her To Shutup And Get Back To Work
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The other day we published this story about a Dedham mother who sells her naked webcam shows and interacts with shady customers on her Facebook page. The same Facebook page that is littered with pictures of her kids, who these sketchball dudes frequently comment on.
Because what mother wouldn’t want guys like this talking about whipping up some tummy pancakes for her in one comment, and then complimenting her on her children with the next comment?
Anyway, once Sarah found our blog she basically had a meltdown, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. Let’s sit back and enjoy the madness…..
So Sarah’a caps lock button was broken for most of her rants. And at first she played it cool, like her new found fame didn’t bother her:
Then she defended herself by pointing out that porno is legal:
Which of course we all knew anyway. But when people go on Pornhub they don’t get to comment on pictures of Jenna Jameson’s kids. Besides that it’s the exact same thing.
Then she told the world how her mother held her legs open during childbirth:
Which sounds lovely.
After that she clocked back into work:
But soon afterwardss her frustration with Turtleboy became more evident, and she announced that she was going to make Turtleboy her bitch:
Then she said that her boys won’t grow up to “make a fucking sexy ass milf cry n shit.”
Because Sarah Burke has taught her children to respect milfs by throwing tokens at them on webcam shows.
It was only a matter of time until the “who is Turtleboy” stuff came out:
She’d probably come find us but she’s got court on Monday. Nevertheless, Turtleboy can go fuck his mother.
Then she said she wanted to make a baby with Turtleboy:
From that point on it was just ranting madness:
You’ll notice that the guys who are taking advantage of this mentally unbalanced woman and pay her to take her clothes off with her kids in the other room, are adamantly defending her. After all, if the show ends, then they’re gonna have to find a new local mom to make gutterslug soup to.
Anyway, one of the her biggest defenders is this guy from Plymouth, who is of course a salesman for Beachbody:
Because when I look at this face:
The first thing I think is “beach body.”
His number one priority while watching this mental breakdown happen in front of his eyes on Facebook, was to make sure she stopped talking and started taking her clothes off again:
Paul Costello is a real winner too, which is why he’s always looking for dates on Facebook
But no one ever responds.
So when that fails he pulls this move, where he pretends like he has a “good lookin dude” friend in Wareham, and tries to pimp him out on Facebook:
Of course we all know that if a “sexy lady” were to take him up on this blind date, they’d show up and see this face:
He’ll pretty much party with any babe on the south shore. You name the town and he’ll be there. If you’re DTF in Weymouth or Quincy
Hell, he’ll even go as far north as Waltham
The bottom line is, if you’re a chick on Facebook and you’re looking for a shady guy who pays mothers to take their clothes on webcam shows, then Paul Costello is ready to deliver the goods to you.
Just don’t fuck with him, because Paul Costello does not forgive or forget:
It looks like Sarah’s Facebook page is temporarily shut down. She’ll thanks us later, because when she makes her glorious return there is gonna be a sea of Paul Costello’s who have been saving up some tokens and tummy pancakes just for her glorious return.
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