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Source: Raleigh police arrested a woman and placed her one-year-old child into child protective services on Wednesday after video circulated on Facebook of the child smoking, authorities said. Police have arrested and charged 20-year-old Brianna Ashanti Lofton with two counts of felony child abuse, contributing to delinquency and possession of marijuana. Warrants obtained by WRAL News confirm the child was smoking marijuana and state the incident happened around December or January. She has been taken to the Wake County Detention Center. The baby has been placed with Wake County Child Protective Services.
The video is so ratchet it hurts:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you should need a license to reproduce. The people who are least capable of raising children are spitting out babies out of their tampon tunnels faster than anyone else. We need a license to drive and catch fish. But we can create human life freely. Makes sense.
(Sidenote – I don’t really think we should need a license to have children, because I’d rather die than give the government the power to decide who can have children, but it sounds good on paper.)
I will say this though – if you list your life goals, and Jordan’s are in the top 5, you should not bear children.
If you’ve ever been tempted to buy your infant Jordan’s,
you should not be allowed to experience the sweet sensation of raw dog.
If you think posting a picture of your child with a stack of $100 bills is something that you should value
Your child should be given to a nice gay family. Just preferably not two white SJWs in the burbs who are looking to use your child as an excuse to insert themselves into conversations about police brutality.
If you’ve ever taken a selfie after dropping off your keester cakes in lake porcelain
you should not be conceiving children.
Look at the way this poor child is shaking in this video:
I’m not a doctor, but that doesn’t look normal.
We don’t blog about North Carolina much, so I’m not sure how they deal with people like this. All I know is if this was Rhode Island, she’d have the kid back by tomorrow.
Listen I work hard for my money and I’ll be damned if some blogger or commenters are going to dictate how I choose to spend it. I buy my son Jordans and hes still young so they are fairly reasonable in price. And yeah do I also buy slip on cute shoes from Walmart yes or a cheap pair of Walmart sneakers here and there yes. My son also wears Sperrys, Adidas and Vans. And me his dad work our asses off to provide him with nice things. Don’t judge people based on choice of footwear!! Fucking generic
The fact of the matter is that this really isn’t that big of a deal. Weed is natural and medicine and has been proven to help the lung function of young children.
Still think giving condoms to teens is a bad idea, conservatives?
These jigs will use them?
These people have access to free condoms, they just won’t use them. They use the excuse that condoms don’t ‘feel good.’
If you have kids and can’t care for them or get them taken away, you should be sterilized. These scumbags shouldn’t be allowed to continue to reproduce and ruin these innocent children’s lives while also costing hardworking taxpayers millions to care for these children.
One way to curtail the baby makers is to not give extra EBT $$$ for children. Well, maybe more than 1 child. Everybody is enitled to 1 mistake.
According to a Raleigh TV station, she was issued a 100,000 bond and was on probation for 5 prior cases. Two of these cases involve the same issue of the current arrest and charges.
Another piece of garbage that would harm her own child. This kid is better off with gay parents than her welfare/wic ass.
Who really gives a shit what kind of sneakers the baby has on or how they got paid for. The lady gave her baby drugs!
SO much hate on here for any parent who buys their children Jordan’s…does it really matter? A majority of parents who spend that much on kids shoes may be ratchet trash who do things like this, but not ALL. And no, the taxpayers aren’t paying for everyone’s kids to have expensive clothes and shoes either. Yes, there are so many out there that collect welfare and totally abuse the system, but does that mean every family you see whose kids are dressed in nice clothes and shoes are ghetto, welfare abusing trash bags? No. There are some people out there who actually work hard for what they have and what they provide for their children.
My 3 kids get hand me downs from cousins, and typically they are Nike or Jordan’s shoes, because they’re better quality than Walmart shoes. That doesn’t mean I’m ratchet, or that taxpayers are buying my kids stuff, but I know that’s what over half of you assume if you were to see my family in public. My boyfriend works hard to support our family, and we still accept hand me downs because kids stuff isn’t cheap, that’s why ignorant assumptions like that drive me crazy sometimes.
Sucks that people like this cause everyone to stereotype because of a certain brand or certain types of clothing/shoes.
Its a disease being black and doing drugs. No need to worry because the evil whiteman will work 3 jobs and pay his taxes to support this lil bastard that was shit out his mommas cunt.
Omg just want to drill her right in her face JUST ONCE you ignorant Cunt !!
I think you got it all wrong this usually is a good think. the baby od’s and the momma goes to jail. Thats 2 welfare leeches off the street.
She is kind of a smoke show actually — ha ha get it?
First I would do her. She is not bad. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Second – send her to jail.
I hate her so much, I would hardly enjoy doing her. Probably punch her afterwards. Dumb Nig
I believe the children are our future
It’s not black culture, it’s just trashy culture. I’ve seen trashy white people do similar things and also think it’s funny. There are plenty of good, hardworking black families and plenty of trashy white people.
I think along with the death penalty for dealers, crimes against children should also be a mandatory death sentence. Dumb Bitch Whore Cunt
Next generation of the American Nightmare
That bitch needs to have her hands cut off.
Hold a blunt with your stubs you worthless piece of shit.
That cunt needs to have her vagina taken off. Smoke a blunt with THAT! Bitch. I HATE people. And all of her ignorant friends
Either think it’s funny or are too stupid to stop
I just remembered something.
Remember the teen in Boston or Boston area last year with I think it was the turtle in the Microwave?
Anyone know if anything happened to her?
If anything did, it wouldn’t surprise me that the penalty for that is worse than the penalty for this.
so, I get a down vote. The only conclusion is, is the voter thinks a turtle in a microwave is more of a crime than giving a baby weed. Sad to be you with such a warped sense of priorities.
“Look at me!!!! I just took a shit.”
Selfies in public restrooms. Selfies in your bathroom.
Congrats. yeah (small y).
I’m waiting for the next trend to be taking a dump, scooping some up in your hand and
sending a photo out to show the world.
“Look mommy. I went #2!!!!”
“Well aren’t you the big girl now, Brianna Ashanti”.
Is that some kind of gang sign in the “thirsty” photo? She’s not using her index finger to make the O. Maybe it is a modified “throw the bird”.
But, this doesn’t concern us as we are just a bunch of busy bodies with nothing better to do.
I thought the retarded cheese hog with the kid in the back of the car while she smoked 2 at a time was bad. I was wrong.
Takes a special kind of stupid to publicly proclaim via video that you are getting an infant high. Again, you made this info public, IT IS NOT PRIVATE.
Hmmm. And what do those two have in common?
Typical nig…the Jordan’s are like a prerequisite to being trash. She is just missing the Chicago bulls flat brim hat though…
And I’ll bet you’d NEVER say that to a black guy, so shut your fuckin balldrainer shitdick, you’re not impressing anyone..
Since when do spooks name their kids “Bret”, huh learn something new everyday. Anyways ya fucking idiot, the reason MOST white people wouldn’t say that to a black guy is because they are smart enough to realize 90% of them are rabid, uncivilized, pieces of shit pussies who would pull out a gun before actually fight. That same 90% contribute nothing to society besides violence, crime, and if we’re lucky, possibly a few license plates in shop class while we pay for them/you to eat during incarceration. KYS, thanks toughguy.
Poor phil, always crying like a bitch that got fingerfucked and dumped…lol
Listen shitdick, keep your act for your boyfriend, because pussyfart pansies like you are worth less than junkies. You racist cunts don’t say that shit in real life because you’re too bitchmade to stand behind your infantile opinions. Try Harder boy
Wow. Just wow. I wonder if the shakes the baby is experiencing in the second video are signs of withdrawl?
Anyways, this bitch is fucked. Who wastes bud like that? Just kidding, you can tell it’s dirt weed cause she’s rolling blunts for her and her “everything”….
This just makes me sick.
Marijuana doesn’t cause withdrawals (withdrawals like that are from alcohol, benzodiazepines including Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, or Valium, or opiates/heroin) but it definitely looks like this baby is having seizures and needs to be checked by a doctor, not just laughed at and recorded by the ‘mother’ (I say that lightly).
What moron records their kid possibly having a seizure and just laughs and posts it on Facebook?
Please do not assume everyone who buys their children jordans are trash. My children wore Jordans and I am far from a ghetto trash bag.
Keep buying your kids sketchers. We look at you funny for that.
Hopefully this girl has decent family members to take this child in and raise him right. I would hate for him to fall into the system. She needs to be put in jail. I am sure though, she will get a slap on the wrist, maybe some probation. This is the world we live in. Crimes against children should never be tolerated. Crimes against children should have stiffer penalties.
Sketchers!? Geez, what kind of pie in the sky world do you live in? Mine get the Wal Mart $7.99 cardboard soled dream basher special. Arch support? Ha! Please…
And keep buying your kid Jordan’s and we will keep assuming taxpayers and not you paid for the damn things. I doubt YOU ever bought your kids anything. You’re welcome.
In 2015 MJ made $100 million in his cut of sneaker sales according to Forbes. If he had a social conscience he should demand the the sneakers hurt his people economically and to rectify that the sub brand should be dropped or the prices drastically lowered. He sold his sole and should be ashamed.
WTF am I thinking!!!! Stupid dumb fucks are paying $100+ for something that costs $20 on a bad day to make. Stupid dumb fucks will just move on to some other stupid dumb product, so why should MJ miss out?
He probably doesn’t even wear them. He’s happy you buy them.
K you stupid C U Next Tuesday. That is the dumbest comment ever posted on TB ever. Anyone who buys their children Jordans, is an idiot who has no idea the value of a dollar.
Yup. K uses her EBT card funds (which she sells on Facebook) to get the cash to buy Jordans. Because anyone who wastes that kind of money on a shoe that the kid will wear for a month isn’t paying for it herself. Fact. Yup, First thing I look at when I see a 6-month old in a car seat is the boy’s shoes. Jordans? Wow, what a good mom who really cares about what other people think. I know, your Section-8 apartment may not be in the best neighborhood, your cell phone bill is past due, and you lease your car because you can drive fancier for less money, but hey… your kid looks good.
My wife & I make a pretty decent living. We have a nice house in a nice neighborhood and have a savings account. We can afford to cloth our children in designer outfits, but we don’t because saving for their college is more important.
$100?… that and a $20 coupon will get you half of a pair of jordans in mens. When retros are released they can go for anywhere from $220 to $300+, and that’s if your fortunate enough to have your named pulled from the drawing you have to enter to buy them on release day at footlocker. it really is insane what ppl go through for these sneakers these days. I was all about my J’s back in the day but not anymore, u want me to wait in line for 3 hours to hand you $220+ just to be rockin the same pair of sneakers as every patron of mambo drink? I think not.
So true. Years ago I was talking to a black male who worked at Walmart and he complained that he could not afford college. I noticed as he was smiling that he had a gold grill and not just the front but every dam tooth in his non educated head.
“Keep buying your kids sketchers. We look at you funny for that.”
You’re an idiot if you think wasting money on Jordans for kids is a good idea. Kids grow fast and it doesn’t make any sense to spend $100+ on Jordans for kids that will need new shoes in a few months. What actually makes sense is to buy cheap, regular sneakers for kids and spend the rest of the money on things that will help them learn and grow. Instead of spending $100+ on sneakers, I spend that money on books, learning games, art supplies, museums, aquariums, zoos, sports/exercise, and taking the kids out to places so they can have different experiences and learn. The only people who think buying Jordans for kids is a good idea are morons that shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce and that’s why WE (responsible parents/guardians) LOOK AT YOU FUNNY (like the idiot that you are).
What is wrong with you peopl;e. She did not force that kid to smoke them doobies. That kid has been reaching for the hooch since she was 2 months old. Okay, so criticize her for being an overly spoiling mom. She just could not say no to her kid. But that little rasta has liked the ganj man since I first met her. She acutally used to pinch a few fingers from all our bags after we would all pass out from one of our great hennessey orgies.
I know that was a parody. Right?!!!!
I can also see people actually justifying her with remarks like that. DinaDuNuffin.
White man wit nuttin batter to doo udder dan pikin on poh peepla.
The baby “used to pinch a few fingers from all our bags after we would all pass out from one of our great hennessey orgies,: ahh, yeah, parody. lol
And she’s not a picky eater anymore.
This stupid whore needs to be euthanized. Fucking shit pisses me off so much I would sure love to break her ugly ass neck myself.