Last week I blogged about Michael Woodbury, the deep fried failed Uber driver who likes to park in handicapped spots because he’s allergic to exercise.
We invited Mr. Woodbury onto the Live show last weekend and I think this is his way of saying “no thank you.”
On top of that he also informed the woman who originally posted the pictures of him being a boob, that he was filing for deformation.
Oh right, tubby tornado is disabled. He’s just waiting for the paperwork to go through. In the meantime he’s free to park his fat ass wherever he so pleases. It wouldn’t surprise me if he actually qualifies for disability, considering we reward people for being laardvarks in this country. But until you get that placard you are officially able bodied.
The lawsuit should go well, considering this woman took a picture of him in public breaking the law, and then posted it on her Facebook page. Everyone knows you can’t take pictures of people in public. She didn’t even contact us either. Someone saw it on her page and sent us the screenshot. Now she obviously has, since she realized her picture made it onto Turtleboy.
To be clear, this woman didn’t swear at him. She called him a douchebag, which is a lot nicer than I would’ve been.
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