Yesterday we published a blog asking for your help identifying some chud who parked like Helen Keller in a handicapped spot because he didn’t feel like walking far on his way into Starbucks to buy an overpriced coffee.
His name is Michael Woodbury, and he’s from Attleboro, which is quickly become the top spawn of ratchets on Turtleboy Sports.
Newsflash tubby, since you’re apparently unaware of this – you can’t park in handicapped spots just because your fat ass doesn’t feel like walking. Also Newsflash – just because it fit in 2008 when you got it on sale at Saver’s doesn’t mean you should wear it for eternity.
He’s also got a whole bunch of points on his driving record, because evidently he drives worse than he parks. According to his Facebook page he is a former Uber driver too. Because evidently they’ll hire anyone.
I got another blog coming in a minute featuring the next douchebag. I hate people who do this and they all deserve to be exposed one by one.
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