Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Douchebag Of The Day: Skagbag Parks In Handicapped Spot In Attleboro, Calls Guy Taking Her Picture Homophobic Slurs With 2 Year Old Child In Backseat


We’ve been getting so many submissions for Douchebag of the Day handicapped spot parkers it’s hard to even keep up. We’ll publish as many as we can, the more egregious the better. Priority goes to people who have pictures of the people who actually parked there as well. Here’s one from the Cumberland Farms in County Square, Attleboro.

That’s her walking out. I told her why I was taking the picture and she called me a fat loser, faggot, and told me to get a life. She got in her car with her Mom and her 2 year old in the backseat, rolled down the window and called me a faggot again.

I feel like these cretins park in the striped handicapped spots because they can play dumb and say, “I didn’t realize that was the handicapped spot.” Bullshit. You known damn well you can’t park in places that have yellow lines on them. Parking spots have two lines on the outside that you slip your car into. You parked there because you’re a lazy queef with no regards for people in wheelchairs who need that area to lower their ramps and get out of their vans.

This is an area that’s pretty close to Central Falls and Pawtucket, so my first guess was she slithered in from Rhode Island. But as you can see she’s got Mass plates, 877 RHF. Calling all RMV, tow truck, or any other turtle riders who wanna run this one for us and let us know the name of the individual who thought that parking in a handicapped spot was OK.


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36 Comment(s)
  • The angry taint
    the angry taint
    February 14, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    holy 5 head batman! i might have to dust off the old haro and do a cherry picker on that head.

  • Hate douchebags!
    February 14, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    This girl is ridiculous!
    According to the RMV website those plates were from a 1979 camaro and the website also says plates returned. Hmmm….if that is the case? Then where did she get that shiny 20 sticker to attach to the plate. Also how does she still have the plate?

      February 14, 2019 at 5:21 pm

      Retraction it does belong to that car but says registration 2018?

  • Richyrich
    February 14, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    This is standard Masshole behavior. I think they teach it in drivers ed. In MA, along with yield refusal, tailgating, and lane-stealing. This shit just doesn’t happen in NH, just sayin’…

    • Daniel Webster
      February 14, 2019 at 3:14 pm

      Every time I’m in the fast lane the pet who break the law the most by staying in the left lane when not passing are cars from New Hampshire. Don’t kid yourself NH is full of douchebags too

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        February 14, 2019 at 6:35 pm

        Idk – 99 times out of a hundred it’s a CT driver that parks their ass in the fast lane like they own it. Most likely a transplant from NY. RI drivers are just brain dead guidos too busy fixing their ’70’s haircuts, and I don’t think VT drivers are allowed to drive their Subaru’s out of state. ME folks stay up north, can’t say as I blame them. Guess it depends which end of the state you live in.

    • Masshole
      February 14, 2019 at 3:46 pm

      Hey asshole, instead of conducting a study on driving habits, why don’t you email your representatives in NH and tell them to pressure the NHSP stop dragging their feet on the Maura Murray investigation. Her dad’s been driving up there nearly every weekend for 15 years to look for her. He deserves closure. It’s time for the police to come clean.

  • Damnit
    February 14, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Lori Keefer. North attleboro.

    Now all I have in my head is that God damn teen moms mother yelling about her stoner boyfriend Keefer

    • Lou P
      Lou P
      February 14, 2019 at 1:30 pm

      Lori is in her 50’s. Is it her, or the daughter?

      • AAA
        February 14, 2019 at 2:21 pm

        Maybe it’s Autumn Frigon? Not sure.

  • The Common Man
    February 14, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Attleboro is turning into Pawtucket, but that area is near Rehoboth and it’s actually very nice. Having said that, I would of pealed that AF sticker off the car. The Common Man is an Air Force vet.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    "fat loser, faggot"
    February 14, 2019 at 11:35 am

    I resemble that remark.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 14, 2019 at 11:22 am

    TB upset about homophobic slurs?
    Talk about ironic.

    • Turtle Nation isnt homophobic dick breath.
      February 14, 2019 at 12:43 pm

      Turtle Nation isnt homophobic dick breath. Ratchets come in all colors, sizes, and genitalia. If you truly read everything – you would realize this. Bashing someone who is gay as just as bad as kicking a dog and breaking its spine.

  • Clee Torrez
    February 14, 2019 at 11:05 am

    If you live in Attleboro you’re probably not exactly setting the world on fire with your accomplishments.

  • Drago
    February 14, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Who TF gets pizza at a Cumberland Farms???

    • Papa Gino
      February 14, 2019 at 11:05 am

      NOT ME

      • Ellios Pizza
        February 14, 2019 at 2:34 pm

        I’m your huckleberry!

    • Papa John
      February 14, 2019 at 11:06 am

      Me neither

      • dominos
        February 14, 2019 at 3:06 pm

        nope. not me either

    • Little Caesar
      February 14, 2019 at 12:32 pm

      Not Me.

      • Chuck E. Cheese
        February 14, 2019 at 1:07 pm

        Not me.

    • Chuck E. Cheese
      February 14, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      Not me.

    • Mama Celeste
      February 14, 2019 at 1:10 pm

      Not even me.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 14, 2019 at 10:50 am

    I love it! Look at her! And there she is screaming loser at somebody else. Cumbys pizza, probably a red bull, and she’s set for the night. 5 bucks says the kid gets to eat the crust that’s left

  • Travis Rearick
    February 14, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Considering it’s a green Mass plate it obviously belongs to an older person. The photographer said the perp’s mother was in the car, probably belongs to her. Is she equally responsible for allowing her daughter to park there? Maybe, probably not.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 14, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      It doesn’t look like that plate should be able to pass inspection.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    February 14, 2019 at 10:17 am

    I would make a call but since I live quite a ways from MA, I will leave it up to another turtle rider. These people will be the bane of the USA.

  • papa gino
    February 14, 2019 at 10:13 am


    • Papa Gino
      February 14, 2019 at 10:44 am

      I’m Papa Gino you must be Little Caesar…

      • clitty litter
        February 14, 2019 at 11:10 am

        you talkin to yourself? seek help

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    February 14, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Fucking green/white plates. Obviously this junk box lives at home and drives mommy’s car around parking in illegal spots. No one her age has a green/white plate. If you drive a car with green/white plates it’s time to get off the road.

  • z
    February 14, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Surprised it’s a pizza and not a carton of Luckys.

    • Hal Itosis
      February 14, 2019 at 10:41 am

      You mean Newport Talls…

    • ElJefe72
      February 14, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      Probably in her coat pockets.

  • Papa Gino
    February 14, 2019 at 9:36 am

    1st off that’s gotta be moms car as those plates are as old as the hills on my grandmothers chest.
    She is calling someone a loser as she is coming out of cumbys with a PIZZA WTF

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