Earlier today we published a blog about the Douchebag of the Day out of Attleboro parking in a handicapped spot while getting their pizza dinner at Cumby’s.
Their trashbag status was confirmed when she repeatedly called the photographer a faggot in front of her 2 year old child and mother. Of course we should’ve been tipped off to that because of the fact that a pizza from Cumby’s is a normal dinner on a Wednesday.
Well, we ran the plates and got a name – Lori Keefer from Attleboro.
I for one am SHOCKED that she’s rocking the tittoo. Shell shocked I tell ya.
But one tittoo is never enough and it spread like a venereal disease in Brockton on the first of the month.
How you gonna decorate your gerber servers like bad 70’s wallpaper?
You may notice that Lori Queefer is NOT the woman holding the Cumby’s pizza. But this girl looks familiar.
Our source confirms it was indeed her. Turns out she’s Lori’s daughter, and in true ratchet form Mom just had to name her after a season.
If you name your kid Autumn, they’re gonna run away from home for a week when they’re 16. Then they’re gonna porn. Lots and lots of porn. That’s just science. They’re also gonna have no regard for the physically disabled and call people faggots in front of their two year old kids.
I couldn’t figure out Autumn’s last name, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that it’s not the same as Mom’s. Again, just playing the odds. If you know her last name then us know so we can add it.
Feel free to send us a picture the next time you see someone parking like this so they can be entered to win the crown of Douchebag of the Day. This hurts innocent people and makes it impossible for the handicapped to do basic things that we all take for granted. Like buy a pizza at Cumby’s. It’s an epidemic and the only way to fix it is through the power of public shaming.
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The mom actually assists in taking care of women recovering from alcohol and drugs, and she’s not a smoker or recovering herself.
Despite the tattoos, you’ve got her pegged wrong. Her daughter is another situation.
“Any a you MOTHAFUCKERS MOVE, and I’ll EXECUTE EVERY LAST ONE A YA!”
[cue guitar]
Handicap spots are discriminatory. Handicap people want equal rights…but also want preferential treatment and the best parking spots. You want to be equal, wheel your ass from the last row of the lot like the rest of us, or shut up and admit that you are not equal because your mobility is restricted. Time to start calling a spade a spade.
The parking spots are not “special priveleges” they are the only way many disabled people can participate equally. You will, I hope, I think, live long enough to someday experience disability or love someone who does and you will cringe at the words you wrote. Imagine (if you have the capacity for empathy that is) that you can’t walk or at least not for very long) and your granddaughter is singing at her high school and since it takes awhile to get you ready at your horrible senior rehab place, you aren’t there early, and the parking lot is full and you can’t attend because the only parking space if farther than you can manage.and you have to go back home and miss her performance. Or you need to shop, or see your doctor or any number of things that you do freely, Corky, without even thinking about it, but many cannot. It used to be OK with our society that all these thousands or millions of people were shut out of normal everyday and even lifesaving activities. But as a society we thought better of it and passed laws so that small changes, like ramps and a few parking places, could allow disabled people a chance at equal access to things, events and places they needed or wanted to go. The equality is the access – the parking spot is a means to that end, a way to make that equal access possible. The parking space is NOT a privelege – it’s a necessity to many just to live a normal life. You need to think about it a little more and pray you never have to look at this posting you made and cringe and say I didn’t know, I didn’t understand. God has a way of teaching us about the things we don’t know an understand, especially when we are unloving and hard-hearted.
Amazing. Haven’t seen your 16 year old daughter in five days and your reaction is to post a casual status on Facebook asking if anyone has seen her.
I don’t mind handicap spots for people that are actually handicapped. Like in a wheelchair, or their leg was blown off in war. I hate when people have handicapped stickers because they’re fat, or they have fibromyalgia. It especially drives me nuts when somebody with a handicapped sticker has a jacked up pickup truck that you literally have to climb into. Newsflash- if you need a climbing harness to get into your vehicle, you aren’t handicapped.
Hi Autumn, May I push your stool in.
Mommy Mudshark is probably down for a rough bumstuffin.
Half a pack of Newports should be sufficient compensation.
Listen Shell Shocker, don’t hate on the cumbies pizza! LMFAO the pizza is actually REALLY good (the one in Stoughton, anyway)! I actually had some of their pizza a little while ago hahaha DON’T JUDGE ME!! I just might get *triggered* – whenever I’m triggered I end up spending the night crying about Hillary Clinton’s presidency being STOLEN by the orange man (bad!).
MAGA!!!!! <3 <3
Autumn Frigon is her name. She is 21 years of age.
Her father is Donald Frigon.
really? thanks, you must be nsa
BTW you inbred polesmoker you missed her bro(?)’s Brett’s wanted poster and the GFM?
Mom looked good with one titoo but by the time the rest of the jugs got inked, she went way down hill. Prob a steady diet of Newports and scratch tickets.
And, how did I know, she likes black guys too, how did I know?
Simple actually, she’s a single mom
Q: What do you call a white bitch that gets knocked up by a black guy?
A: Single
(Public Service Announcement For The Ignorant)
Usually, women with whole chest Tat’s, like mom’s, have had a Double Mastectomy. They do this to try and help cover their scars… SMFH!!!
I’d spray Autumn’s face till it looked like a Dunkin Honey Glazed Donut
She likes the Bruins, hates fags, has big tits, she’s cute and parks wherever the fuck she wants.. Nice! I would also fuck her big tit mother.
She’s supposed to be a libra if that suits you., although the kid, no GED or wheels could be a problem. You could always donate to her GFM
Would do them both at the same time, then kick mom to the curb and give Autumn one more for good measure
Newports and EBTs to go around! Mom is a woman who has seen better days. Autumn can be saved. But only if it’s in the next 6 months, after that she will be junk. Mom’s gotta feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway .
How dare she use homophobic slurs?
Only TB can do that!
HAHAHAHAJHAH FUK U RANDALL GUY
…more like Randall Gay
Autumn… I think I love her.
I definitely would. On the hood of her Hyundai. While she eats pizza. In a handicapped parking space. Any time. Any season. I would.
Granny’s titty tats made me hurl. Gross.
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Looks like a Massachusetts version of Lindsey Lohan and her mom. Just as trashy anyway
She must be the cool mom! She looks like the typical booze bag that buys alcohol for the kids.
And fks em after.