Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Douchebag Of The Day: Let’s Identify The Chud Who Parked In Handicapped Spot At Panera Bread In Webster



It seems like every day a turtle rider is emailing or sending us a picture on Facebook of someone they saw parking illegally in a handicapped spot, so we decided to make a new category called “Shaming Handicapped Parkers.” We’ll put them up there and you turtle riding DMV or tow truck people can run the plates and give us a name. Don’t worry about getting caught, we do this all the time and we don’t have to know who you are. Just let us know where you saw it happen, and it’s definitely better when you get a picture of them doing it as well. Here’s today’s winner at Panera Bread in Webster:

Again, those lines are NOT there for you park on. They exist so that people who require handicapped ramps on their vans don’t have this happen to them:

I am blown away by how common this is. I’m no virtue signaler, but I can say emphatically that I have NEVER parked in a handicapped spot. I don’t even think about it, and it’s mind boggling that so many people see no problem with it. It’s a real pet peeve of mine because you’re basically making life that much more difficult for people whose lives are already so difficult, because your able bodied ass is too lazy to walk. And don’t give me that “I didn’t realize you couldn’t park there” bullshit. You know damn well that those lines are striped for a reason. Even if you don’t know what they’re for, you know it ain’t for you. The only way we’re going to correct this epidemic, because based on our inbox messages that’s exactly what it is, is by public shaming in order to spread awareness.



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22 Comment(s)
  • HP Man
    January 29, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Do that at the Dartmouth Mall, and you’ll get a $350 ticket.

  • Ryan
    January 29, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Wait, there’s a Panera bread in Webster??

    • WErFUKED
      January 29, 2019 at 5:57 pm

      Right? Da Fuq they got a fancy place like that in Webduh for?

  • A
    January 28, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Lots of “interesting” PR males making the news for lately…

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 28, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Oh goodie. Then they can fake apologize and we can all move on with our lives.


    • Captain Trips
      Donald Trump
      January 28, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      Go suck Bernie’s cock

    • jerry mathers
      January 29, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      fuck off shit for brains

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 28, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Back when cars had keys I would key the car when I saw this….

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      I'm On the State
      January 28, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      You better not key my car, bitch. I’m a state worker and I can park wherever the fuck I want. Just keep paying your taxes and shut the fuck up.

      • Captain Trips
        Leonid Brezhnev
        January 28, 2019 at 6:28 pm

        Keying your car?


        Throwing a lit Molotov cocktail on it to see how the paint job holds up?


        • Big Wick
          January 29, 2019 at 3:23 pm

          That’ll work. I though like letting a meal brew in my belly, then stick my fingers down my throat to make a deposit on the hood. A stomach’s hydrochloric acid does wonders to a paint job. Better at night.

          Either that or reposition the van to lower the ramp down into the side of the car.

      • You Suck
        January 29, 2019 at 12:10 am

        Well then the state should hand you a parking badge that states, “I can park like an insensitive prick because I’m in the mood for soup”.

      • dball31211
        January 29, 2019 at 1:57 pm

        You sound ghetto like you work at the DTA office. 

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      January 29, 2019 at 9:14 am

      I don’t care the reason, you key cars you are a grade A asshole and a little scared bitch to boot. I sincerely hope someone catches you doing it and beats the shit out of you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    I'm On the State
    January 28, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    If it’s a state worker, then it’s ok.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      I'm On the State
      January 28, 2019 at 1:57 pm

      We can park wherever we want. All we have to do is show the cop I.D. and we’re good to go. The jealous haters need to shut the fuck-up. Just keep paying your taxes loser bitches.

      • Captain Trips
        Leonid Brezhnev
        January 28, 2019 at 6:30 pm

        Feel free to park wherever you want. May want to call Uber for a ride home though

        • I'm On the State
          January 28, 2019 at 10:31 pm

          Fuck-off Brezhnev.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    January 28, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    I hope everyone has seen the video on YouTube “don’t piss off your plow guy” it is a must watch and share. Lol.

    • Y
      January 28, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      • Y
        January 28, 2019 at 12:36 pm

        • Y
          January 28, 2019 at 12:37 pm

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