Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Douchebag Of The Day: Basic Becky Parks In Handicapped Spot Outside Of Daily Catch Seafood In Smithfield


Here’s the douchebag of the day parking in a handicapped spot at Daily Catch Seafood in the Greenville section of Smithfield, Rhode Island. And not only do we have a picture of the driver, we also have video.

As you can see, she decided to park in the striped handicapped zone, which is striped because you’re not supposed to park in it. Those are part of the handicapped spots adjacent to them that allow people in wheelchairs to have enough space to put their ramps down and exit the vehicle. But when you really want fish and chips I guess your needs come before those of the people who have physical disadvantages through no fault of their own.

Rhode Island plate #588 649.

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53 Comment(s)
  • Norm MacDonald sent me here
    February 20, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Now, now. Maybe it’s somebody else….

  • Libtard
    February 20, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Randall Guy & Mass Girl no doubt are swine that drive around in their Prius’ like it’s Le Mans. They are glued to their binky, I mean iPhone, texting away totally oblivious to anyone else unfortunate enough to be anywhere near them. For them stealing handicap parking spots. is child’s play when it comes to being a wart on the ass of society. I’m sure they have graduated to speeding through school zones and not yielding to elderly people in crosswalks. Then they have the audacity to virtue signal about all the perceived problems they have with the world. Randall if we truly wanted to ruin her life we’d hook her up with you.

  • Catch’n Stripas Big Guy
    February 20, 2019 at 9:25 am

    The law in RI (and MA) clearly states that parking spaces designated as ‘handicapped spaces’ must have the proper signage installed at a height or approximately 5’ from the ground. By itself, painting a ‘handicapped symbol’ on the ground, doesn’t qualify the spot as handicapped.

    Bottom line: parking where she did was a selfish move… regardless of whether the lot was full or empty OR whether or not the adjacent spot is designated as handicapped. She made the decision not to park in a real parking spot but instead to block egress to the door/sidewalk by blocking the curb-cutout.

  • She's the kind of cunt
    February 20, 2019 at 8:55 am

    that drives around the block 6 times trying to get a space right outside the yoga studio…

  • WeRFuked
    February 20, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Why didn’t she just park right next to the curb, along side the “Live Lobsters” window sign? That would have saved her 20 steps easily, and no chance of Turtleboy shame.

  • Malcolm Y
    February 20, 2019 at 7:06 am

    I’m on the road a lot in MA and passenger cars w/RI plates have a special knack for speeding, tailgating, making dangerous lane changes and otherwise acting like reckless ass munchers in traffic. Am I the only one who’s noticed?

    • z
      February 20, 2019 at 8:05 am

      Must be really bad because that’s how we drive in Mass.
      Drive offensively, dare them to hit you, use cars, trucks and pedestrians as picks.

      “Come on, mutha-fucka, hit me, I dare you. You won’t? Pussy!!!”
      I think it has to do with rotaries. Nobody is going to give you break so you make your own.
      Which is the way they drive in a lot of European cities. You make your own break.

      Near the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton International Airport in PA. they put in a couple of rotaries.
      Biggest dumb fucks in the world. The people have no idea how to enter or leave them.
      Some people wait until the rotary is completely empty. And wait and wait and wait.
      Uh that’s the point, you don’t have to wait.
      They bitch to newspapers how dangerous they are.

  • Gronk
    February 19, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Look, regardless of how many open spaces there are, the fact is, she parked in a space that was for wheelchair unloading. Go ahead rag on the turtle, but she broke the law. She deserves to be shamed. Sorry people.

  • Try it lefty
    February 19, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    There is a parking lot at the end of a hiking trail in my town. The trail is steep and winding and it follows along a small river. If you hike the whole circuit it’s about three miles. There is a handicap parking spot in the lot. Can someone please explain why parking 20 feet closer to a three mile long, steep, rocky hiking trail will help a handicapped person?

  • Bob
    February 19, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Yawn. Find a new thing Turtleboy. These daily posts about people parking in handicap spaces are boring as hell. Now if they block in a car’s handicap ramp then go with it. But this is just getting boring

    • WeRFuked
      February 20, 2019 at 7:02 am

      Slob… you can choose not to read the articles that you think will bore you.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 19, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Okay, now, I’m going to take a somewhat opposite position on this. I know a number of people who have Handicapped placards WHO DON’T DESERVE THEM! I don’t know how they do it, but it’s wrong. For example, a few years ago I saw the husband of a friend of mine dropping his kids off at some event, and he had a Handicapped placard. The next time I saw my friend I asked if her husband was okay…she said yes, and that he had the placard because he was…wait for it…LEGALLY BLIND! I knew that guy well enough to know he cheated on everything he ever did in his whole life, but perhaps someone should have noticed that a legally blind guy was driving. I guess they just hand out those placards willy -nilly and don’t care why they’re giving them out. (My friend and her husband moved to Florida a few years ago, so I don’t think anyone here will be telling them about my comment.
    And then there are the employees of the state and city who somehow have handicapped placards though everyone knows there’s absolutely nothing wrong with them. It’s a system that’s rife with abuse and the people who do abuse the system think the rest of us are the suckers.

  • Captain Trips
    Bill Clinton
    February 19, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Do you have any better pictures of this lady? I’m not fully convinced that she is The Daily Catch

  • Captain Trips
    Gen George S Patton
    February 19, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Anyone got a LAWS rocket? Open fire!

  • Linda
    February 19, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Invisible handicap? Jesus, then maybe those people shouldn’t be driving.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 19, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Someone go to the Daily Catch and investigate all of this. Look for signage, the correct stripes on the pavement. The position of the sun in the sky. Perhaps some was blinded from glare. While your there pick up two orders of fish and chips, extra tartar sauce and one cole slaw. I’ll pay you when you get back.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 19, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    The Home Depot in Smithfield has 12 handicapped parking spots.Must be some kind of record.

  • Shes a criminal
    February 19, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    This platform isn’t big enough.
    You need to spread this video on all of the R.I., Mass, and N.H. community Facebook pages! This handicap parking space stealing psycho must be stopped!!!
    The entire parking lot is empty and this parking spot whore just had to use that handicap spot.
    She’s probably a heroin junkie and a vaginasaurus or a herpesoppotomus!!!
    Call the fucking FBI call the Cops call Donald Trump call the Nes\ws stations shame this cunt to oblivion hahahaha! Time to school this bitch!!!

  • Don't Become Church Ladies, TB
    February 19, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    The handicapped parking stories are becoming the Coors Light of TB content.

    What’s next…the modern-day Stalins who go through the 12 items or less checkout lines with FOURTEEN ITEMS?

    • John Q Public
      February 19, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      Great idea! I hate those cocksuckers..

    • Turtz McGurtz
      February 19, 2019 at 4:59 pm

      When you buy multiples of the same item, is that considered one item for the purposes of the express lane? I’ve always counted it that way.

    • Kevin
      February 20, 2019 at 12:11 am

      Hey Don’t Become Church Ladies, TB, you are an A#1 asshat.

  • Just a sensible girl
    February 19, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    When I was going through chemo, I always wanted to use handicap spaces because the lower body radiation made me physically exhausted… But I didn’t have a plaque so I never ever dared. Maybe she has an “invisible illness” as someone else suggested, but there’s some things you just don’t do. No plaquey = No parkey

    • MassGirl
      February 19, 2019 at 3:12 pm

      I don’t disagree with you. The issue is TBS is assuming she doesn’t have a plaquard. But the video and photos don’t tell us one way or another. That’s just the assumption HE is making. She could very well have one that hangs from her rear view mirror, we just can’t tell one way or another.

      But to act all mock outraged and accuse someone of something without all the facts like TBS has done … and blast their license plate … that’s just wrong.

      • whatevuh
        February 19, 2019 at 6:11 pm

        mentally handicapped doesn’t count, you only get a participation trophy for that

      • cumrag
        February 19, 2019 at 7:57 pm

        you stupid cunt, it’s illegal to park where the stripes are. Go wash your filthy stenchtrench

      • True Reality Speaks
        Is Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae Wearing Khakis, Maybe?
        February 19, 2019 at 9:43 pm

        Uhh – Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae is a SHE, so …

      • WeRFuked
        February 20, 2019 at 7:15 am

        AssGirl… whether or not she has a placard does not give her the right to park on the stripes.
        I have a placard. I use a wheelchair. It is almost guaranteed that when I get out of my van, I will come back to find an elderly or just plain lazy driver (who may also have a placard) has parked next to me. but ignored the actual parking space. Instead thinking that the lines are just an extension of the parking space. I’ve told more than one driver that is not the case. It may be for wheelchair ramps, or people who need to swing their door wide open to get out of the car, with or without assistance.

        How about all the asshat handicapped drivers who park their tiny penis Smart Cars in the spots that are labeled “Van Accessible?” Fuck those cripples too.

  • Dick Donahue
    February 19, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    The Parking garage in Providence with ZERO spots? I agree.

    But an empty parking lot? Or a fucking 24 hour dunks at 4am when there isn’t a soul in sight!?!?

    Barstool went down this same road… watered down content for the sake of content.

    No gimp would have been inconvenienced here and frankly I agree… I do not see any signage like I do for the third spot down and the lines are faded at best.

    This is as weak as the recent “news reports” you shit all over. How about you go after the people with fraudulent placards? That is far more egregious than a questionable spot in an empty lot.

    But I bet the guy that took the video is so proud of himself. Mind your business. In fact, like “wypipo” talking about racism… until it’s YOUR chair not able to go rolling out of the van…

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      February 19, 2019 at 3:08 pm

      “gimp”? Go fuck your mother.

  • MassGirl
    February 19, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    You are also making the assumption that because she does not have a wheelchair she is not handicapped.

    You cannot tell from the video if she has a handicap plaquard that hangs from her rear view mirror. But you are making the assumption she does not.

    There are many more kinds of handicap than just the ability to use your legs. Some of these illnesses are not always obvious to the naked eye, but are just as valid, they are called “invisible illnesses” .

    But way to jump to conclusion, and make judgements and assumptions without all the facts. Pretty par for the course for you though.

    Pretty sad story, your attempts to find something to be outraged by are more and more pathetic by the day.

    What was it that Turtle Girl said that nailed you so perfectly in her beautifully written satire on “feminism” ….

    “But despite all the hype, these terms are meaningless drivel cooked up to keep [Turtleboy] in business as they steadily run out of things to complain about. Now that the well has all but dried up, the sediment that remains are perpetually miserable shrews expending boundless energy in making other [people] as brutally unhappy as they are.”

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      February 19, 2019 at 3:21 pm

      you are missing a very important point which is not surprising. she parked in the area with the lines which means NO parking even if you are handicapped. there is nothing in the video to show any physical disability. she can move her car over 6 friggin feet and park in a regular spot. in todays society lack of common sense or being an ignorant douchebag must qualify as disabilities in your bizarro world. oh wait i have ptsd and couldn’t leave my comfort hermit crab alone for too long…gtfo

      • MassGirl
        February 19, 2019 at 3:45 pm

        Yes your ignorance is a terrible thing and you do seem to be missing a very important point.

        Research “invisible illnesses” …. handicaps aren’t always visible. But what you can’t see on the outside can have a BIG inpactbon the inside and on what someone can and can’t do.

        But carry on with your ignorance, as I doubt it will change. You don’t strike me as the type of person who says, “hey maybe I don’t have all the facts” and without humility there is no progress forward.

        • The angry taint
          The angry taint
          February 19, 2019 at 4:12 pm

          you truly are a twisted bitch who would defend bullshit like this. i bet you”re the type too lazy to walk your shopping cart back to the collection spot? right? you are now assuming she has invisible illness’? yet she can drive just fine…hmmmm. oh the picture and video are the facts dummy. do you not see the lines under her truck? of course you don’t when you have horse blinders on 24/7. you really should take your own advice before advising others. i too have invisible illness which is you. your unshaven legs,pits and stache is making my fibromyalga flare up but you can’t see it

          • MassGirl
            February 19, 2019 at 5:39 pm

            Defend shit like this? You mean suggesting people should work with all the facts instead of jump to judgement. We have laws about “shit like this” it’s called innocent until proven guilty. Perhaps you’ve heard of it?

        • Tara
          February 19, 2019 at 4:14 pm

          Even handicapped people cannot park on the lines. The lines mean no parking, period! She is just being ignorant.

          • z
            February 19, 2019 at 7:16 pm

            Jesus fucking christ.

            google maps.
            enter “Daily Catch Seafood in the Greenville section of Smithfield, Rhode Island.”

            Satellite view
            Zoom the fuck in.
            There’s a painted Handicap sign about 3 foot square where the SUV is.
            And if she does have an invisible handicap then she drives like shit.

        • The angry taint
          The angry taint
          February 19, 2019 at 6:34 pm

          wow! just wow! first, this isn’t trial court so i don’t need a unanimous jury decision think of it as a civil matter or trial(think judge judy) where all you need is preponderance of evidence. second, do you or do you not see the lines under her truck? be honest. if you see the lines then she illegally parked no matter what her suppossed handicap you imagine she has. she is just plain lazy or ignorant. third, it’s obvious you don’t have invisible illness’ because you keep showing us how stupid you are. by all means please keep responding you are endless entertainment.

    • MassGirl does anal
      February 19, 2019 at 8:07 pm

      hey fatso, is that a new way to spell placard
      Dictionary result for placard
      noun: placard; plural noun: placards

      a poster or sign for public display, either fixed to a wall or carried during a demonstration.
      synonyms: notice, poster, public notice, sign, bill, sticker, advertisement;
      you keep writing “Plaquard” are you retarded? dumb bitch

    • True Reality Speaks
      Why Won't Someone Love Me?
      February 19, 2019 at 9:35 pm

      Try harder, poseur. You almost have me convinced you’re not some bored, tittoed, twice married suburban Becky selling pyramid scheme cosmetics or weight loss shakes on Fakebook. Take your guilty-conscienced outrage and phony self-righteousness and find a safe space in some liberal echo chamber. Oh – posting bitter comments on TBS isn’t going to stop your husband from cheating on you, either. Should’ve figured that out with the first one.

      • MG
        February 20, 2019 at 5:21 am

        It’s realy hard to burn someone with insults when you don’t know a thing about them, and you’re merely just flinging whatever random insult you can think of hoping something will hit a nerve.

        I mean ouch, way to sting me with completely innacurate judgements about my life. You got me. I’m over here crying worried Turd Riders might misunderstand me. Whatever will I do?

  • John McCarthy
    February 19, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    How will you feel if she is assaulted, because you not only posted her license plate, but also prompted someone to “you know what to do.”.. Poor poor “journalism”(giggle) as usual. TB Will be gone soon enough.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      February 19, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      as long as the assaulter is handicapped i’m cool with it

    • john McCarthy sucks juvenile cock
      February 19, 2019 at 8:02 pm

      I’d like to see two lesbians in wheelchairs fight to the death with machetes

  • Nee Chi
    February 19, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    You’re worse than Jussie.

    The video is not clear that is a handicap spot. Where the car packed is not marked as handicapped. I can’t really tell. But obvi you can…

    There is clearly a handicap spot three spaces down though.

    Fucking parking spaces on an empty lot.?? And you’re having them doxxed for this?? You sir are the douchebag.

    • Anthony Grossi
      February 19, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      You can tell if you enlarge the photo. Look at the asphalt. The car is parked in a diagonally striped area, which means no parking for anyone, handicapped or not. The space to the right of the car has the handicapped symbol painted on the asphalt.

    • JimmyBooms
      February 19, 2019 at 6:39 pm

      Whoa whoa whoa, ok TB may use sum colorful language and sum unattractive adjectives to describe most of the Criminals in his comical tales of Ratchetry. But he tells the truth, like it or not that’s what they do here. The truth of this is an adult walking woman parked illegally to get sum delicious Haddock filets and maybe sum plump shrimp for dinner, but she parked in an illegal spot. All this is Truth.
      Jussie is the opposite of the truth
      Jussie is the left and they lie

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      February 19, 2019 at 9:12 pm

      Wouldn’t expect someone without any character to understand why this is wrong. That’s why the Left is ultimately going to lose – you’re all blissfully or willfully unaware that you are mental cretins.

      • MG
        February 20, 2019 at 5:24 am

        Oh but your morals of giving people throat punches oozes integrity right?

  • JimmyBooms
    February 19, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    This woman doesn’t look like your typical Ratchet. I thinking we may have an actual normal person here that just had a lazy moment. Im hoping she gives a tearful apology and is a better person after. That is the goal I think right. Stay tuned.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      February 19, 2019 at 2:43 pm

      There’s a goal to this??

      • JimmyBooms
        February 20, 2019 at 10:51 am

        Yup and the goal is to make better human beings by shame.

        But sum of the people in these blogs have no shame.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 19, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Lets ruin her life!!!!!

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