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Deep Fried Woonsocket Crotch Nuggets Defend All-Star Dad Who Takes Unrestrained Girl On Motorcycle Joy Rides Without A Helmet

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Meanwhile in Woonsocket, here’s a guy driving around on a motorcycle with a small child who of course is not wearing a helmet:

Anyone have any idea who this chud is? It was near Morton Ave and Park Place. Passengers must wear helmets while riding motorcycles in Rhode Island. Surely some turtle rider who has the misfortune of living in Woonsocket has seen this douchecanoe around town. If that girl falls down she’s gonna get seriously injured or die. When we puts kids in cars they have to be in carseats until their 17th birthday these days, but somehow this jackwagon is driving around with an unrestrained child, who appears to be no older than 4, without a helmet.

Of course there are no shortage of deep friend Woonsocket crotch nuggets defending this reckless child endangerment:

It’s true. If you’re concerned about the safety of a child who is obviously being raised by an idiot who has no regard for her long term well being, than you need to get a life son! This coming from a guy who clearly has mastered the art of life:

Good point Michael. We should apply this logic to child abuse too. Not my kid, not my problem. Definitely.

“Ya its unsafe but who are we to say or do with a child that aint yours.” 

So many strong points being made. That’s why Woonsocket consistently produces brilliant scholars who go on to cure diseases and land rocket ships on Jupiter. At least he got this guy to agree with him though…

Oh look, he works at a Barber Shop. Shocking.

Then you had the “back in my dad” crew….

These people literally grew up in the jungle, hunting squirrels with their bare hands. Uphill both ways!! They didn’t no pussy helmets! Falling off a motorcycle builds character!

I have a question for Trevor Philips – is you or ain’t you a snitch?

Thank you for clearing that up. Your fashion taste is impeccable.

Please teach me your ways.

The bottom line is this shouldn’t be normal. If you think this is a normal part of growing up, or that other people shouldn’t be concerned for the safety of the child because it’s not their kid, then you are an idiot. And if you know who the driver is feel free to let us know so we can make him Turtleboy famous.

13 Comment(s)
  • Pimp Hand Strong
    June 25, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Families of 5 ride together on one motorcycle in a Latin America……..

  • Walter "Horny as Hell" Bird
    June 25, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Dumb ass.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Craig Polewaczyk is a Union Bitch
    June 25, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    Most people riding bikes these days are brain dead douche bags that think they’re edgy or special because they ride a child’s toy. The kinds of people that spend tens of thousands of dollars customizing their POS crotch rocket or Harley while living in some shithole or Mom’s basement and collecting EBT. This demographic is shared with the chipped and fartcanned Honda Civic poseurs and the D.O.N.E. virgin boys with their adult Tonka trucks. JS

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 25, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    “Get a life’ said one who will be the first to blame the highway department if the kid falls and squashes her brains on the pavement

  • whatevuh
    June 25, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Trevor’s pants are in that “I like it up the ass” style . . . . I think he’s gay, no women on his facebook

  • Noseface
    June 25, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Build the fucking wall already.

  • SMH
    June 25, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Let natural selection take its course, culling the weak or stupid with their offspring.

  • June 25, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    This brings to mind a couple years ago when the Internet lost its mind because Pink’s baby daddy was driving around with their kid on a motorcycle without a helmet. Her reasoning was that since he was a professional, it’s not a big deal and the kid was safe. It also brings to mind the horrific scene Mr. Manch and I came across a few years ago on the way back from bike week of a father and daughter bloody and laying in the street with no chaps, no leathers and no helmets. They were lucky to survive with just a couple of concussions and really severe road rash. Experience means nothing when it comes to motorcycles, your safety is at the discretion of hitting a rock the wrong way. Dumbasses.

    • Real_Finn
      June 25, 2018 at 2:13 pm

      My dad also rode a motorcycle “professionally” during his career. We were in extremely slow traffic (think <20 mph) and because of a negligent driver trying to change lanes, we were bumped (very minor – jolted us more than anything). The dummy in the car just didn't see us. I still have a scar from the burn I got from the muffler on my right leg. Doesn't matter how well the driver of the motorcycle is — there are idiots everywhere.

  • Screw PC
    June 25, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    Bitches who call out snitches should get stitches.

  • Phong
    June 25, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    They should have named the kid broccoli because it’ll probably end up a vegatable.

  • TJB
    June 25, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    A child should wear a helmet riding a Bicycle, never mind a motorcycle. But tragic outcomes would be the fault of the other operator, of course. If you don’t think so; watch a few videos of scooter accidents on liveleak.com. Even a low speed collision can crack your head open like a coconut.

  • Real_Finn
    June 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    Alphonso/Rob/Dennis – et al the dummies,

    I wonder what costs more – a helmet or a funeral? That was a trick question. Rachets don’t bother with helmets and funerals are funded by solely GoFundMe (because deaths are always “unexpected costs” or caused by someone else).

    Get Fucked,

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