Defense Attorney Excludes All Jurors Who Admit To Reading Turtleboy For Pubestache Charged With Murdering 2 Elderly People In Orange Home 

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Back in October of 2016 we wrote about this pubestached killer named Joshua Hart who murdered a 95 year old World War 2 veteran and his wife in their Orange home.


Kind of says everything you need to know about Athol when a crudmagnet like this wins a prize from the library:



Well he’s finally having his day in court and the jury selection in the murder trial is set to begin. Except there’s a twist……

Hart’s defense team repeatedly brought up two chief points of concern on potential jurors: extent of media exposure to the murder and the person’s feeling on if Hart doesn’t testify, whether that leads them to think if he is anymore likely to be guilty; legally, it should not influence a juror’s point of view on guilt if the defendant chooses to not testify.

Hart’s lawyers expressed concern over if someone heard information in the media before Monday. Many potential jurors said they had heard about the murder either through the newspaper or on TV. Some also said they heard about it on Facebook. Hart’s attorney said he was concerned if people read about the case on the online blog “Turtleboy.”

This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports now – we get you out of jury duty. Long gone are the days where you have to pretend to be racist in order to avoid several days of laborious testimony about whose insurance will pay for a fender bender between two soccer moms. Now the question is actually being posed to potential jurors – are you now or have you ever been a turtle rider? Those who are need not apply.

Seriously though, what kind of standard are we setting for jurors in general now? We’re excluding people who read Turtleboy, watch the “news,” and go on Facebook? So they’re basically looking to cut it down to just uninformed old people who can’t figure out how to turn the Internet button on. Seems like a bold strategy for a case that involves the murders of two elderly people.

So the lesson here is simple – if you get picked for jury duty and you wanna go home early, just buy a Turtleboy t-shirt or hoodie from our online store and the rest will take care of itself. There isn’t a defense attorney in Massachusetts who would ever let an admitted turtle rider on a jury.

16 Comment(s)
  • Tom Blackburn
    April 3, 2018 at 9:26 pm

    WOW…!! TB REMOVED the pic of a Turtle Rider in a MAGA hat from this post!! Clearly trying to advance a far left liberal agenda. Disgusting! HuffPost-level censorship at its finest. Liz Warren would be proud.

    • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
      April 4, 2018 at 9:28 pm

      You can still see the pic on Facebook. The best part is, Turtleboy will NEVER address this or give a reason why they’ve decided to censor themselves. Or why the opted to not offend folks rather than post a pic of a REAL Turtle Rider. Yet they’ll champion themselves as free speech heroes and a blog that won’t censor themselves because they don’t care about offending people. When in reality they’re just a bunch of snowflakes. Ultimate sheep in wolves clothing behavior.

  • Sloppy
    April 3, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    This is terrific news. Next time I get called up for duty, I’m wearing my Turtleboy sweatshirt; guaranteed free day off from work! I’ll be back on my couch by 9:30am, with a bong on my coffee table and porn on the big screen!
    My usual tactic is to walk up to the jury pool supervisor and say “Any idea what time this gets over? I have a Klan rally tonight and I still haven’t made the potato salad…”

  • pro trump
    April 3, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    love that dudes MAGA hat WHITE POWER!!!’

  • Judge Wapner
    April 3, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Anyone stupid enough to admit to reading turtleboy shouldn’t be allowed on a jury

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      April 3, 2018 at 9:30 pm

      Guess you missed the day they taught the meaning of irony, huh?

  • UsualSuspect
    April 3, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    Kill this shitstain. Turtleboy or not, this fucker is a waste of oxygen. Killed two well respected, hard working people. I am disappointed that the criminal population in county hasn’t offed this fucker yet. Die motherfucker die!

  • Reasonable Doubt
    April 3, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    That’s one way to make sure that he is judged by people who truly are his peers.

  • fordsnharleys
    April 3, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    This country went to shit when anyone who watched football could not serve on the OJ jury.

  • Duh
    April 3, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Seems excessive until you read TB comment sections.
    Smart on both sides if it’s an open and shut court case. Nothing this slime ball can attack for a new trial.

  • Remember When Barstool Was Funny?
    April 3, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    I’m shocked his answer to “why are libraries are important?” was not, the bathrooms are mostly empty and you can shoot up in them.

  • Blackie O'connell
    April 3, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    That is one of the questions asked for jury selection but since I use an alias – NP for me
    How ever being a senior myself and a vet. I would be dismissed as having a “special interest” and could not be counted on to give to be open minded and unprejudiced.
    Assaulting or killing a senor is a felony – give this fuck a compassionate or fair sentencing – not on my watch.

  • TJB
    April 3, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    Reading TB….BAD.
    Murdering two elderly Americans in their home…misunderstood.
    The worm has turned.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 3, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    We will not allow properly informed people on a jury.

    Hence, no Turtle riders

    • Bret
      April 3, 2018 at 2:48 pm

      Every time I see you post, I start singing Anthrax songs.

  • Uncle Randy
    April 3, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    I’ll allow this.

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