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Derby Douchebag Burning Money In Front Of Waitress At Sidelines In Salem After Bill Dispute Is Accused Of Being Boston Attorney Charged With Rape 4 Times 

 

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You have to be a pretty big douchebag to burn money in front of a waitress because you’re upset the bill, but that’s exactly what some asshole did at Sidelines in Salem this week.

What a queef. It’s hard enough for businesses and servers to deal with 7 months of suppression by the government in the form of lockdowns, but this piece of shit actually burned money in front of a hard working woman just to let her know that he couldn’t give a fuck less about her problems. Because he’s so well off he can afford to just destroy cash.

Multiple sources are reporting that this Boston Criminal Defense Attorney Gary Zerola.

I called his office to confirm but have not heard back. While speaking with his secretary I informed her that I am from the media and identified the outlet as Turtleboy Sports. She asked me to spell “Turtleboy,” and I told her it was the animal turtle and boy. She then asked me to spell turtle, I refused, and she hung up on me after receiving my call back information. I’ve yet to hear back.

If the name Gary Zerola sounds familiar it’s because he was once named to People magazine’s list of America’s “Most Eligible Bachelors.” But if you don’t read People Magazine, you may remember him more for being the attorney who’s been charged with rape on four separate occasions.

His most recent charge was from 2016, but there is no media outlets who have published how that was resolved. However, Boston Magazine did an extensive story about his legal problems a decade ago. Here are some excerpts.

Zerola’s legal problems began February 27, according to court documents, when he met a 19-year-old woman at the Boston nightclub Light. Zerola got behind the bar himself to pour the woman a Long Island iced tea, and after last call she and a few friends headed with him to his apartment on Joy Street. Around 3 a.m. one friend left (the police report is vague as to whether the other friends did, too), but the woman was tired, and Zerola offered her the downstairs bedroom. The woman fell asleep fully clothed, only, she claims, to be awoken by Zerola. “I just want to play,” she says he told her, according to a memorandum filed in court by prosecutors. After she told him no, he allegedly repeated his entreaty: “I just want to play. I just want to play. ” He then allegedly raped her.

According to the prosecutor’s account, after the alleged attack the woman left Zerola’s apartment, told a friend, and then called the friend’s mother, who drove her to a Salem hospital where doctors performed a rape examination. There, police questioned the woman. A few days later, she received a voice message from Zerola that said, in part, “I have some things going on in my life that we need to talk about.” Prosecutors also claim Zerola and his friends harassed the woman in the following days, with one of Zerola’s friends allegedly stopping by her house and asking her to “settle” the matter out of court. For the time being, she decided against filing charges.

This month Zerola will stand trial in Suffolk Superior Court on a second set of sexual assault charges. There is a third accusation of sexual assault, in Miami, which is scheduled to go to trial in May. What the accusers have in common is that all are very young, 18 or 19 at the time they met him, and say Zerola first wooed them at clubs. Boston magazine has found reference in court documents to prosecutors’ allegations of a fourth incident, involving a young woman who claims her friends had to whisk her away from Zerola after he allegedly drugged her, though no charges were ever brought.

Zerola did his best to keep up appearances despite his tax burdens. He bought a Porsche in the spring of 2006 and continued partying on the weekends. It was this profligacy that brought him to the attention of another young woman.

She, like the first, was 19. They spent the afternoon of August 17, 2006, shopping on Newbury Street, Zerola buying her a $450 Dolce & Gabbana leopard-print dress and $200 shoes. Later, driving back from her parents’ house in Newton, where the woman had retrieved some makeup, they passed a fender-bender on Route 9. The woman says Zerola yelled out the Porsche’s window, “Do you need a lawyer?”

That evening at Zerola’s condo, the woman met his acquaintance Jesse Bumbaca. According to Bumbaca’s later testimony, at one point, while the woman was in the bathroom, Zerola told him, “I’m going to bang this girl.” (Zerola denied the allegation during the January trial.) The couple then visited two nightclubs, Saint and Mantra; Zerola snorted cocaine and swallowed Vicodins throughout the night, according to the prosecution. (Zerola denied the charge.) The woman did drugs as well.

Early the next morning, they returned to Zerola’s place, where he allegedly asked the woman to “take another Vic.” She grew nervous. According to her account, Zerola then got on top of her, held down her arms, ripped off her dress, and slammed her head into a wall. She ran into the hallway naked but he caught up with her, covered her mouth, and dragged her back inside. As the alleged assault continued, Zerola said, “I just want to play,” according to the prosecution. The woman alleges he let her go when he noticed blue lights flashing outside his window.

“He said, ‘I’ll take you home now,’ and told me to put on the dress,” the woman testified. Some time later she ran into Zerola at a club, according to prosecutors. Touching her arm, he said he was “so sorry” for what happened, she alleges.

On November 21, 2006, Zerola was indicted for two sexual assaults: the one from that August, and the alleged 2004 incident. He posted the $50,000 bail and was awaiting trial last October when he decided to go to the Patriots-Dolphins game in Miami, in violation of the conditions of his release. There he met an 18-year-old Florida International University student at Club Mansion in South Beach, according to police reports later filed in court. They drank and then headed off to a room at the nearby Catalina Hotel, where Zerola allegedly “held her face with his hands and forced her to take an unknown amount of pills with an unknown liquid.” She passed out, and when she woke up, according to police reports, “she felt pain all over her body.” Zerola was still with her, trying to persuade her not to leave. She managed to put on a robe, grab her cell phone, and escape. The woman called a friend on campus, who then called police. “I never had sex with her,” Zerola reportedly said when the officers arrived.

Significant weaknesses exist in the remaining cases against Zerola. In the trial scheduled for April 7, the court will hear from the defense that the accuser in the 2004 incident took a shower after the alleged attack and did not get a rape examination until 12 hours later, and that the exam found scarce evidence of sexual assault. Should the Miami case reach trial, prosecutors must contend with an alleged victim who is unable to remember anything from the incident. (One of the charges from that night has already been dropped due to her wavering account, according to Zerola’s legal team.)

In fairness, he has never been convicted of raping anyone. Just charged four times with similar stories involving drugs, alcohol, arrogance, and a display of wealth, which is perfectly normal. People still hire him when they’re charged with serious crimes, possibly because he’s got a lot of personal experience in that department.

But one thing is for sure – the person in that video burning money clearly gets off on demeaning attractive women (seems to be a pre-requisite to work at Sidelines), flaunting his wealth, and being a bag of dicks. All of which are characteristics Gary Zerola has been known to possess.

P.S. Call her back.

 

 

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61 Comment(s)
  • Horacio Sanz
    October 19, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    I used to be a server at Chianti in Beverly and this guy came in with three people for dinner. When I say he was super kind friendly and super patient because I was pretty new I mean that I was worried I wasn’t gonna get a tip instead when I told the party that I was new and I was just about to start college I was saving up for my books which were $650 that dude tipped the bill 30% and then gave me $650 cash for my books. I’m a 20 year old Hispanic male been a server for 2 years now and it’s not easy to be a server to mostly white people from Beverly who can be very demanding. That guy is still the nicest and most generous man I ever waited on. That waitress must’ve been really rude and unreasonable for him to do such a thing. If he even did it I think we need to stop hating on someone when we do not know the full story :). I want to be a cop some day and I hear police say that “videos never show the whole story” this video is 3 seconds long let that sink in.

    • The angry taint
      October 20, 2020 at 1:53 am

      The taint is a sucker for a success story. Oh btw ICE has been notified

  • Jay Martinez
    October 19, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    First of all I never heard of turtle boy before but I looked you up Adrianne Kenny? Sooo anybody that wants to find out about the guy that started this website (he lied about it forever because he’s a bully plain and simple) just google who is turtle boy. According to a REAL investigative reporter from a REAL news paper, The Telegraph, Adrienne is former school teacher in Worcester who was forced to resign after ALLEGEDLY sexually assaulting a woman at a patriots game. I’m sure he has his own version of what happened. Unlike the stories he types (grammatical errors and all) there are 2 sides to them all. People in glass houses and all… Second of all … no second of all necessary. garbage website, 3rd rate blogger.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 19, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Your friend Leigha knows him. I assume he banged her.

  • Mike Deruki
    October 18, 2020 at 6:42 am

    He’s like a less good looking Patrick Bateman.

  • dough bro
    October 17, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Soooo…. What’s the issue again?
    We have reviewed his resume and everything checks out. Typical dirtbag “criminal” lawyer. Are there any other kind?

  • Independent Thinker
    October 17, 2020 at 6:33 am

    What a jerk! Servers and bartenders work hard and put up with a lot of nonsense from complete losers. What if that fire got out of hand? People could have been seriously injured or killed. He should have been arrested, again.

    • Whitesnake
      October 17, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      Right?!?

      • Great White
        October 17, 2020 at 7:10 pm

        Fuck, I got the band name wrong.

        • Channel 7
          October 17, 2020 at 7:11 pm

          He kinda looks like that Jeff Derdarian from that fire….. hmmmm

  • Fojo's Empty Suit Jacket
    October 16, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    In the picture next to the mugshot….
    Thats my suit!!!!!

  • Hahaha
    October 16, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    That mugshot is the face of a man who just learned he’s going have a big black wet cock shoved up his ass every single day of his life until he dies. He will never touch a pair of titties again.

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 16, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    This parasitic dick cricket likes his ladies like he likes his Covid… 19 and easily spread.

  • zerolahater
    October 16, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    this man is pure evil he represented my ex for a domestic violence case i had(state of mass filed assault on a pregnant woman) .. zerola made threats to me; approached me at court asking about our sex life(when i was 8 mos pregnant).. i ended up reporting zerola to his parole officer (he was out on bail for his 4th rape at the time)…
    two years later i was at aveda salon in salem mass getting my hair done— when his human predator came in(this is a woman’s salon where young girls work) i felt so uncomfortable he had two girls in their 20 dying his hair (at the same time) he texted my abusive ex i was present and then caused a scene. this man keeps getting away with rape and is a the lowest form of life. how does he have a license to practice law? once would think after the 4th rape charge he would crawl under a rock and move to north dakota??

    • Genes wife
      October 19, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      Okay Stacey Roller Aka Anastaysha roller/Stacey devendorf…. who is a wannabe real estate agent and who fucked a married man with two children, my husband Gene clements from clements reality (a legitimate real estate mogul,) but stupid when it comes his cock like every other man and… if ur going to shit on people I want to let everybody here know u fucked my husband while you knew he had a baby at home and his wife was pregnant. Just to trap him for his money. But the joke was on you stacey wasn’t it hahaha. The judge called you a liar on open court and threw out ur bullshit restraining order. And took both of ur children away and gave them to me and gene who are raising them now. Zerola may burn money but you burned your own kids. He has won awards for being an outstanding lawyer (he certainly exposed ur lies in a court room which is why I am raising ur children) and he has won awards for helping thousands of children in foster care. You certainly are NEVER going to win an award for mother of the year, now are you. Now go crawl under a rock urself, You filthy home wrecking disgusting pig. Nobody asked u about ur sex life and I’m shocked my husband was dumb enough to stick his little cock in ur filthy pussy twice.

  • greased Lightning
    October 16, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    This guy is a piece of work. When I was a law student, he would prowl around campus with flashy clothes, wads of cash, a charming smile and promise internships at his “prestigious” firm. After we made efforts to avoid he, we laughed and warned others of walking behind him as they may slip! Surprisingly, there were many who fell for this. We always knew it was only a matter of time for him. So the money burning is right up his alley – arrogant POD

  • Barney Frank
    October 16, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Well known predator. Some chicks are really stupid

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 16, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    When I was in high school some idiot threw a $20 in a fire at a party to try to make a similar point to Ted Bundy 2.0 here.

    Last I heard he was a line cook at Chillis with a heavy pill addiction

    • LOL!
      October 16, 2020 at 6:40 pm

      I don’t know if this is the real or fake ST, but the fact remains, that was really funny!

      • Spic Tormentor
        October 16, 2020 at 6:56 pm

        The fake one is still sleeping. Him and the landscapers hit the peruvian percs hard last night

  • Mr. Bigshot
    October 16, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Dude you’re a fucking riot and I like your site but C’mon man. You’ve gotta stop calling yourself a reporter and referring to this site as a legit media source. I mean I get it, it’s part of the joke but for real you’re a blogger and this is a blog. That’s it and nothing more.

    • Journo
      October 16, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      As you know he broke the MSP scandals and that, among other things, gives him more bona fides than most reporters out there. But he will never get into the club when 90% of his writing is littered with profanities and he says some of the things he does.

  • I don’t care, do you?
    October 16, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Eh this isn’t convincing. Those rape allegations mean nothing. Anyone could be accused of rape for anything. Are we really gonna pull a Kavanaugh here?
    We also don’t know what the hell is going on in that video.
    Are we really going to be like the Left and crucify someone for what we think happened without all the facts?
    Do we know what she did? She might have been a shitty waitress, she might have been a terrible person.
    We know absolutely nothing other than the fact that he burned some money. Who cares? He’s crazy, so what?
    This site is degrading.

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      October 16, 2020 at 6:54 pm

      you must suck his 4″ cock when he can’t hustle a teen girl, lowly faggot

    • Acquaint Yourself With Your Own Stupidity
      October 16, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      Kavanaugh was never charged with rape 4 separate times.
      Kavanaugh slso has superior intellect which this shotbsg lacks.

      • I don’t care, do you?
        October 17, 2020 at 9:13 am

        Innocent until proven guilty. I believe in the Law and police. Do you?
        Apparently not, if you want to lunch someone solely based off of circumstantial evidence from a blog post.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 19, 2020 at 8:48 am

      If you can’t appreciate the type of person it takes to burn money over a shitty waitress, if that was the case, then maybe you’re a piece of shit too.

  • Ozzy
    October 16, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Needs to be put down. After due process of course.

    • zerolahater
      October 16, 2020 at 5:17 pm

      guy is a predator–he likes to have power over women–i saw it first hand. no way did he not rape these young women–he seems to still be bold–how did he get off the 4th time? he is going to kill his next victim he won’t stop.

      • genes wife
        October 20, 2020 at 10:55 am

        Okay Stacey Roller Aka Anastaysha roller/Stacey devendorf…. who is a wannabe real estate agent and who fucked a married man with two children, my husband Gene clements from clements reality (a legitimate real estate mogul,) but stupid when it comes his cock like every other man and… if ur going to shit on people I want to let everybody here know u fucked my husband while you knew he had a baby at home and his wife was pregnant. Just to trap him for his money. But the joke was on you stacey wasn’t it hahaha. The judge called you a liar on open court and threw out ur bullshit restraining order. And took both of ur children away and gave them to me and gene who are raising them now. Zerola may burn money but you burned your own kids. He has won awards for being an outstanding lawyer (he certainly exposed ur lies in a court room which is why I am raising ur children) and he has won awards for helping thousands of children in foster care. You certainly are NEVER going to win an award for mother of the year, now are you. Now go crawl under a rock urself, You filthy home wrecking disgusting pig. Nobody asked u about ur sex life and I’m shocked my husband was dumb enough to stick his little cock in ur filthy pussy twice.

  • Pepperidge Farms can’t remember
    October 16, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Was he involved in a boating accident also? Think there were underage girls involved there as well.

    • Cheddah
      October 17, 2020 at 1:32 pm

      That’s a negative. Two different criminal defense lawyers involved in local high profile cases.

      • Not OP, but pretty sure..
        October 17, 2020 at 7:02 pm

        ..this was the “high powered Boston lawyer” (as they described him at the time) that was like 38 and had a 19 year old chick fall off the back of his boat, then, trying to rescue her ran over her arm with the propeller, chopping her arm off. The Herald ran him through the mud back then, before I knew what a Turtleboy was. Wouldn’t be the first time that I’m wrong, though could possibly be the last.

        • Bob stor
          October 20, 2020 at 11:28 pm

          Different attorney in the boati g accident

  • The angry taint
    October 16, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    This guy always leaves court to return video tapes and his last client is dissolving in a bathtub in Hells kitchen.

    • Your Mom
      October 16, 2020 at 4:25 pm

      No that was Ben Urbelis.

  • Monkey Lives Matter Fiction Strikes Again
    October 16, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    The NFL honored a Wisconsin woman who claimed to be the victim of a hate crime on its Instagram page, more than a week after local and federal authorities found no evidence to support her claims of being attacked.

    In June, 18-year old Wisconsin resident Althea Bernstein claimed that she was attacked by four “classic Wisconsin frat boys” at 1 a.m. near the Wisconsin State capital in Madison. She claimed these four white men called her racist names, then threw lighter fluid on her as she sat in her car and set her on fire.
    Jusse Smollett part 90.

    • David Duke
      October 17, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      If this is #90, then Emmit Till was # 88

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    October 16, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Two primates were killed and 11 others were injured in shootings Thursday across Chicago.

    The latest fatal attack left one man chimp and another injured that afternoon on the Southwest Side.

    They were headed north in a vehicle about 1:40 p.m. in the 3700 block of South Western Avenue when they slammed into another vehicle, obviously naggers can’t drive, Chicago police said. Paramedics responded to the crash and found that the chimps had been shot, but it wasn’t immediately clear where the shooting took place, according to police.
    A 15 percent kill rate is mediocre at best snd is snother example of underperformance within certsin communities

    • Laurie Lightfoot
      October 17, 2020 at 12:53 am

      Them killins’ and a shootins’ ain’t sheet you stoopit dick sucka. I thought I done told you, keep my city name ouch ya mutha fuckn’ mouff.

  • Captain Trips
    October 16, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    So that’s where Bob Hope’s brown striped tie that was stolen in Vegas in 1973 ended up.

  • Danny R
    October 16, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Didn’t he represent TB’s chick the former trooper at some point?? Asking for a friend.

  • Bill Arnold
    October 16, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    He’s been a piece of shit since day one Not a surprise. It is a surprise he hasn’t been on tb before …

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    October 16, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Not a good guy, but a damn good attorney, he pulled me out of a tight spot more than once.

    I can ‘t disclose details but it involved sheep. Lots and lots of sheep.

  • Mastiff squint
    October 16, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    You can ALWAYS tell the character of a person by how they treat people that they don’t have to be nice to. My magic 8 ball tells me, this cocksucker has a date to meet karma like a fucking freight train. I hope the next girl he pulls this on and he will, has a brother who is a giant gay sadist who will put him on the train of redemption. That way he will have a place to park his porsha rent free from then on.

    • Captain Trips
      October 16, 2020 at 1:31 pm

      An asshole relative of mine was just like him. User, piece of shit that stole from everyone and didn’t give a fuck.

      Karma:

      Had a subdural hematoma. Been in a coma for a year.

      Karma gets you in the end.

      • Fact
        October 17, 2020 at 7:02 pm

        Or God.

  • It’s me
    October 16, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    He bought her over $600 worth of shit and then went back to his house ? What did she think he was just being nice

    • kevins9iron
      October 16, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      So you are saying you would do the same? Got it.

      • Geno
        October 16, 2020 at 2:26 pm

        Yes. I would get my money’s worth.

    • crank
      October 16, 2020 at 3:05 pm

      He has the kind of face that says ‘ my breathe smells like shit 24/7’. She probably realized he’s a loser that has to pay for sex but too ashamed to get a hooker so she took what he offered. Good business on her part.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 16, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Must be nice having enough money to actually burn some of it. What an assclown.

  • Beverly Hillbilly
    October 16, 2020 at 11:57 am

    They are fucking animals on the other side of that bridge.
    She’s lucky she wasn’t hanged or drowned. He was clearly checking the kindling to burn her at the stake.

  • bloop
    October 16, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Older guys that prey on 18-19 year olds are insecure most likely from tiny dick syndrome. Years of being laughed at by women when he pulls his pinky dick out would certainly explain his behavior. Also, destroying US currency is a crime. So when does he get picked up for this?

    • Mythbusters
      October 16, 2020 at 12:30 pm

      Destroying currency is not a crime as long as it’s yours. That’s a myth.

      • kevins9iron
        October 16, 2020 at 12:40 pm

        Title 18, Section 333 (google is your friend)

        “Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.”

        • Kevins10iron
          October 16, 2020 at 4:55 pm

          Yikes !!

      • Chris Tranos
        October 16, 2020 at 7:00 pm

        hey Mythbusters, how’s it feel to be humiliated and exposed as a moron on turtleboy? you are dismissed soyboy

      • MythIdiot
        October 17, 2020 at 6:31 am

        Mythbusters also believes:
        1. they have to let you go if you get arrested but don’t read you your Miranda rights
        2. you don’t have to give police your name or license as a driver during a car stop
        3. If you yell “you can’t do this” while also physically resisting police efforts to arrest you, that it’s brutality.

        • Boss Hogg
          October 17, 2020 at 3:35 pm

          Down south we hit you upside the head then it’s off to county.

      • Abe Washington Franklin
        October 17, 2020 at 6:58 pm

        Once they decriminalize destroying money (that’s what all the riots are for, right? Certainly there is some ‘disparate impact’ going on) I’m melting all my pre-’82 pennies. Them bronze ones have been worth more than $.01 each since like 1985!!

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