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Detective Grundlestiltskin Has Exposed Bristol, Threatens To Expose Uncle Turtleboy, All Our Secrets Are Out, Fam

Earlier today SSTG blogged about this queefbox who can’t find time to get a job, but has plenty to film himself whining about police “harassment” and stalk the wife of an officer. 

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That’s a really bad case of gingervitis. I actually missed the blog as I was busy with my day job today, and not intently stuck on the antics of some unloved pentulant redheaded stepchild who holds his own dick more than a job. So imagine my confusion when I received this message:

 

Spoiler alert: Not me. I work during the hours Joe spends indulging his perverted voyeuristic fantasies by filming/photographing complete strangers. He even made a creepy video.


This poor chick is just going around, minding her business, walking around with her paperwork and then BOOM! She gets exposed for being me by the Cop Blocker himself! That’s some ace detective work, fire crotch. I would have expected more considering he’s a super smart legal expert, and all.

So. Much. Free. Time. Holy shit. For a “libertarian”, he sure doesn’t feel the need to support himself financially.

And holy shit you guys, what a genius. He figured out that Uncle Turtleboy is….Aidan Kearney!

What kind of super genius ace detective witchcraft is this??

 

Congratulations, dipshit. You managed to figure out the literally worst kept secret on the internet, and covertly photograph some random chick who isn’t me, doesn’t look like me, and hasn’t even met me. I’m super impressed. By the time I finally realized who the fuck this chud even was, I was crying tears of hysterical laughter. You can’t make people like this up.

 

And I meant it, too.

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26 Comment(s)
  • He killed his grandmother's cat over a Pokemon game
    February 11, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I went to school with this guy. He graduated 2 years after me, but I have a funny story about him. I remember his cafeteria breakdown very well. One day he decided to pull down his pants, penis exposed, and demand Domino’s Pizza. Not only was he butt naked, he was frantically running around throwing trash bins, stomping on unpaid for bags of potato chips, jumping up on tables kicking people’s food and screaming about a massive school revolt. “Unite and Fight” was his trademark phrase. Anyways, he was suspended for two months. When he came back, he was wearing a handicap helmet. I will never ever forget the day a down syndrome student told him “take off that helmet, you are not disabled”.

  • Lipstick Hippie
    February 9, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Hmmmm. So he’s going to expose all of TB. Why isn’t he jumping on the dipshit bandwagon and threatening to sue? He’s guaranteed to win, considering he’s such a legal expert that he beat a red light cam in court. I might be impressed if it wasn’t obvious that he made the whole thing up.

  • Fuck that red head fuck
    February 7, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    The worst type of person on the face of the earth is a social justice warrior. Even worse than muslims, and more specifically terrorists. This fucking ginger piece of shit is a social justice warrior. He’s white, i’m white. Guess I’m racist now. Against my own kind. Also just curious, this fag keeps mentioning court in the 2 videos i watched of his, how many times he sued cops, whats his record? How much he owe in legal fees?

  • Bath-She-Baaaa
    February 7, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    This little red headed dirty mutt needs a bath, looks like a girl, and undoubtedly prefers to bed a certain type of farm animal while screaming “baaa-RAM-you!”

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 7, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Am I seeing palm trees behind this guy? (I just got out of surgery so maybe I’m hallucinating.)

  • “Ackshually, blah blah blah..”
    February 7, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    I imagine this loser believes the beard, tinted glasses and hood gives him a protective layer of “feelz safe” , like a dirty security blanket or heavily stained feety pajamas. He feels invincible and courageous in his safety suit and gets the strength to leave the couch. What a predictable douche.

  • The angry taint
    February 7, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    if this girl goes missing we know where to look first….also the lady cops in the video are hot af! i’m the one who usually has people cuffed and locked up somewhere in my house but would totally change places with them if those ladies were wielding the cuffs….but i digress…oh hi leigha! cuff me?

  • Batteries
    February 7, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    What did he do, go to some public building and fixate on some random girl? What made him think she’s Bristol? What an asshole. 

    • Fred Knessl
      February 7, 2019 at 5:56 pm

      That looks an awful lot like the RI Registry of Motor Vehicles in Cranston.
      This shitwit ginger exposed some random lady who just endured 2 hours of hell.

  • JoeMomma
    February 7, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Dumbass, you need to have an income to pay taxes.

  • Mom's Basement
    February 7, 2019 at 9:27 am

    I blame his parents. A couple of new games and a BJs run for snacks every few weeks and you’ll never hear his name again.

  • Captain Trips
    February 7, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Some advice:

    Cut your fucking hair and get a shave.
    Stop smoking pot for breakfast.
    Go out and apply for a fucking job.
    Stop voting for Hillary and Liz Warren.

    If you can’t do the above, then off yourself, maggot.

  • Mitzi
    February 7, 2019 at 8:33 am

    Let’s hope we soon read about this pole smoker getting the back of his head smashed with a two by four.

  • Burkhalter
    February 7, 2019 at 7:51 am

    Love how he fixated on the girls ass. Think he went home and pulled his out over that?

  • z
    February 7, 2019 at 7:04 am

    He’s a better lawyer than Gafney.
    Rain Waters should have hired him instead.

    Smart phones will be the death of the human race.
    Constantly taking videos and selfies of oneself is not good for your mental health.
    Styling yourself as some masked avenger isn’t helping either.

    Youtube – Kids in the Hall – I’m crushing your head

  • Phil
    February 7, 2019 at 6:34 am

    Hey Joe when you post all over the internet it’s not hard to figure you out.

  • Sulfer Powder
    February 7, 2019 at 6:25 am

    This is a person with way way way too much time on their hands. Perhaps it’s time to expose him/her for welfare and food stamp fraud?

  • No Pussy For You
    February 7, 2019 at 6:20 am

    He is a pussy and a loser. It’s actually embarrassing watching what he does. A complete waste of a life that will never become anything

  • Ginger Antics
    February 7, 2019 at 4:54 am

    A ginger long-hair accusing a female ginger and yet a 3rd ginger revoking long-hairs powers…

    Interesting…. very interesting, always knew it was a secret alien society with special powers.

  • It's yaeh, not yea
    February 7, 2019 at 4:52 am

    How come all of these sovereign citizen types always look like a wet dog? You’d think that as a scumbag who leaches off of the state he’d have to for some basic grooming. This man looks like he has tasted many, many penises.

    • No
      February 7, 2019 at 11:21 am

      “Yeah”

  • JC protect her
    February 7, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Either way I feel bad for that girl. This guy is crazy! Friggan psycho. Get a life damn.

  • Gingah Powers, ACTIVATE
    February 6, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Better back off! This guy means business!
    As a ginger myself, I’d like to disavow him and make him free agent.
    We gingers do not claim him.
    His soul reaping powers are hereby revoked and he is now a mere mediocre mortal.
    Do with him what you will.

    • Another ginger
      February 7, 2019 at 8:13 am

      Me too. Maybe we can combine our soul less, part alien, witch skills and defeat him.

      • Gingah Powah
        February 8, 2019 at 12:34 am

        Now that he has no soul reaping abilities, his essence will slowly diminish and he will turn to illicit pharmaceuticals to replace the rush that comes when we harvest.
        It could be something as simple as synthetic marijuana to the more extremes substances like meth.
        He’ll chase the sensation but never again experience it and will eventually be found cold and stiff in grandma’s basement.
        And the world will become a slightly better place with his departure.

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