Earlier today SSTG blogged about this queefbox who can’t find time to get a job, but has plenty to film himself whining about police “harassment” and stalk the wife of an officer.
That’s a really bad case of gingervitis. I actually missed the blog as I was busy with my day job today, and not intently stuck on the antics of some unloved pentulant redheaded stepchild who holds his own dick more than a job. So imagine my confusion when I received this message:
Spoiler alert: Not me. I work during the hours Joe spends indulging his perverted voyeuristic fantasies by filming/photographing complete strangers. He even made a creepy video.
This poor chick is just going around, minding her business, walking around with her paperwork and then BOOM! She gets exposed for being me by the Cop Blocker himself! That’s some ace detective work, fire crotch. I would have expected more considering he’s a super smart legal expert, and all.
So. Much. Free. Time. Holy shit. For a “libertarian”, he sure doesn’t feel the need to support himself financially.
And holy shit you guys, what a genius. He figured out that Uncle Turtleboy is….Aidan Kearney!
What kind of super genius ace detective witchcraft is this??
Congratulations, dipshit. You managed to figure out the literally worst kept secret on the internet, and covertly photograph some random chick who isn’t me, doesn’t look like me, and hasn’t even met me. I’m super impressed. By the time I finally realized who the fuck this chud even was, I was crying tears of hysterical laughter. You can’t make people like this up.
And I meant it, too.
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