Grundlestiltskin Films Himself Whining To Johnstown Cop About Harassment, Then Goes To The Cop’s House, Takes Picture Of Wife’s Car, Posts It On Her Facebook Page

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Remember this thing?

His name is Joseph Hart, AKA Joa Orga, but we named him Grundlestiltskin last July. He’s a perpetually unemployed Rhode Island resident who goes around filming the cops and asks his cop block friends to hit up the Patreon with some donations for doing so.

Of course he’s a “libertarian,” which means he thinks that he’s a sovereign citizen and he constantly misinterprets the Constitution.

But for whatever reason he keeps the panties moist for “libertarian” women everywhere.


Unbeknownst to him the cop he was harassing was actually a hero who recently saved a 3 year old and a bunch of other people from a burning building.

After we made him Turtleboy famous he hid his video in shame on Facebook, which is totally what a real libertarian would do – run and hide.

But it’s been 6 months now, and it was really only a matter of time until he got back into the cop block game. It started last week in Johnstown he was pulled over for having illegal plate frames on his vehicle. Watch this video to see the amazing restraint the police officer had while this waste of space was demeaning him for no other reason except that he could.

He refuses to identify himself.

He calls him a pig and a piece of shit several times.

He insists that what he’s doing is legal, even though it’s not.

He says he’s scared, even though the only reason a pussy like him would speak like that to a cop is because they’re living in a free country where people don’t have to fear the police. He would never, ever, ever think about doing this in a non-Western country. Ever.

After that he filmed himself at the police station filming them and whining for an hour about all the other people who allegedly had license plate frames.

Because when you don’t have a job to go to, what does time matter?

Well, he apparently kicked it up a notch this time around and couldn’t stand the fact that the cop who interviewed him was polite, respectful, and professional. The goal of these Kyle Shockley cop block chuds is to get a rise out of the cops. They want to get hit by them because a civil lawsuit is their only chance of ever making money. He couldn’t provoke the Johnstown cop into stooping to his level, and when you compound that with the copious amounts of punching the clown/Fortnite sessions he engages in on a daily basis, he got angry.

So what did he do? Simple – found out where the cop lived, went to his house, took a picture of his wife’s car, found her on Facebook, and then posted a picture of it on her page.

Perfectly sane thing to do. Sounds like he’s really scared of the cops.

Hey dipshit – you should come on the Live show this weekend. The cops can’t tell you how they really feel, but we can. Of course you’re probably not going to because you know that. Vagboogers like you only go after people who can’t fight back.



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50 Comment(s)
  • CK
    February 10, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    According to the Motor Vehicle Code in RI 31-3-18, “be clearly visible and shall be maintained free from foreign materials and in a condition to be clearly legible.” And in case you want to stretch the logic, “foreign material” is defined as dirt, debris, or intentional coverings not normally found on the car. A license plate flame is hardly foreign to a license plate. So not only was the officer lying, but this article fails to address the fact that they clearly administer the law with partiality. This was retaliation for someone expressing frustration at police. No matter if you agree with his opinion or not, it is his right to express it.

    And even if it WASN’T the law, the fact that many member of the police force (and the issuing officer’s own wife) plainly didn’t get tickets for the same infraction, is proof that the law is being used in a discriminatory way. That isn’t a “sovereign citizen” or “libertarian” issue. . . it’s a basic Constitutional issue. The laws applying the same to everyone is a core tenet of our society. Are you saying that because someone on the force does a good thing one day, bad behavior another day should be overlooked? Because it seems pretty clear that is your opinion.

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    February 8, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    I bet the inside of this asshat’s car smells like ganja, sweat, and stale onion farts.

  • Killmicropeens
    February 7, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Bahaha bootlicker pieces of shit on a Barstool knockoff who love sucking cop dick…see if you keep that tack next time you’re detained for public consumption and you’re too dumb to realize that’s a victimless “crime” and it shouldn’t be a law at all. Libertarians are the only ones out here standing up for fratboy cunts who all too often raise police ire for ostensibly nonviolent conduct. Keep praising the cops at the behest of the only folks in the neighborhood who put up with your keg party horseshit.

    • Hoa
      February 7, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Joseph. Our families know each other. You’re an embarrassment. Why do you keep refusing to get a job? Oh right, none of them “pay you enough for what you think you’re worth.” You’re worth zero, so maybe they’re offering you too much?

    • Alex reimer
      February 8, 2019 at 9:39 am

      ^^ Oh you dainty little queef smelling pissant! Come push my stool in!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    February 7, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    This guy breathes like a pedo watching kids on a playground. High probability he had a chubby talking to the cop.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 7, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Allow me to bring some of my British reserve and perspective on this story.

    In my opinion, this fellow is a colossal cunt.

    Hope this helps.

  • Fire Bush
    February 7, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Never ever mess with someone with red hair. Let that be a lesson.

  • Frank Rizzo
    February 7, 2019 at 10:04 am

    wadda shitstain cumrag this douchebag is. i bet his mother wished she ought to have swallowed. asswipe.

  • Leonard Washington
    February 7, 2019 at 6:55 am

    That female cop is hawt

    • Magnum p.i
      February 7, 2019 at 8:26 pm

      Both female cops you mean. I would happily fornicate with both lady cops and even get a little bondage action with the cuffs going on

  • RIRed
    February 7, 2019 at 6:21 am

    Johnston, not Johnstown. FYI

  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    Great article, but
    February 6, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Let’s quit throwing the term “hero” around so liberally. If that cop just stood there and watched those people cry like bacon in that fire, he wouldn’t be doing his job. The job we compensate him very well for. Compensate him very well for years beyond the days he doesn’t “choose” to perform these “heroic actions”.

    If you ask me, the electricians that properly installed the smoke detectors in the apartment building next door, that went into alarm when the tenant in 12B started a mattress fire after falling asleep while smoking a joint

    • Lemmy
      February 7, 2019 at 6:23 am

      Electricians are killed mostly due to their own errors. Never heard of an electrician being ambushed or stabbed. Stupid ass

  • gaylord perry
    February 6, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    Good to see one of the Hanson brothers is still alive. Unfortunately its the 5-0 that needs the eye protection with this slobbering mess spraying them with his nonsense and half chewed jolly ranchers

  • warpedhead
    February 6, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Mommy Mommy the big bad PO won’t give me a break…Waaaaaaaaa

    Why ain’t people that know this cumdumpster tracking his ass for a blanket party….

  • WPWP
    February 6, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Liberal extremist SSTG triggered again!

  • Randall guys backdoor
    February 6, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    This is Randall’s cukkahut. I just want to say. I love being penetrated. I love it when people are polite enough to help push my stool in. Much obliged!

    My motto, as Randall Guy, is “hit me in the shitter”. Giggity!

    Ps: My moms smoking hot.

  • Ari Ola
    February 6, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    What a total jagoff!

  • Mom's Basement
    February 6, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    That dude is going to get grounded without tv when his parents see this.

  • TortugaNino
    February 6, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    I don’t know which was more hilarious to me, him rustling through a plastic bag looking for his ID, or him having to clarify the correct spelling of Rhode Island to his fellow legal expert.

  • A good american
    February 6, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Wow bunch of roided out bootlickers here mad their 90 IQ cop friends dont know law and get a little taste of their own harrassment. Threaten violence on a guy trying to keep public servants accountable. Shameful all around.

    • Cranston Kai
      February 6, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      Shut the fuck up Joe. You need to do something to contribute to society. Going around looking for attention is silly when a so called adult male does it

    • Kyle Shockley aka tha shocka.
      February 6, 2019 at 11:09 pm

      Since you seem to know your way around an AR. What’s say you…we paint a little target on my brown eye and you try to hit the target? Aim small miss small sailor.

      PS: don’t ask to see my DD214 please.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    February 6, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Who is this shitstain ? Find out more about this piece of crap. Who is Joe Hart ? Where does he hide out all day?
    I’d gladly trade him for an illegal immigrant who wants to work hard and make something of his and his family’s life.

  • itsjustme
    February 6, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Is it bad I hope someday these anti-police morons are having some large meeting and a fire or riot breaks out, or something horrible and they all need the police at the same time. Guaranteed it wouldn’t stop them from calling. It should be illegal for this guy to ever use the police for anything.

    I really think most of these cop hating losers who go around taping are jealous because they could never even pass the physical test to be a police officer. Notice they are always huffing and puffing just walking around filming.

    How can he pay taxes and therefore pay the salaries and own the roads with no job? Isn’t he breaking his restraining order by going to the cops house and uploading pictures?

  • White Boy Rick
    February 6, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    I have to disagree with you about him not doing this in any western country. Pretty sure Mexican cops would not tolerate him and he’d probably vanish from the earth if he tried it down there. 

    • Western Civilization
      February 6, 2019 at 8:43 pm

      “Western” generally refers to first world countries with populations primarily of European descent. Mexico is a third world country.

  • Bat Mitzvah
    February 6, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    When his day comes, and he needs the cops, pretty sure they will take the long way around the block…..

  • WeRFuked
    February 6, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    To the 1st Amendment dickheads who responded below:

    You don’t have to be an ass to the cop doing his job. This dick recording everything is obviously mentally ill by my diagnosis. He hates cops because they get something from 90% of the population that he’ll never get… respect. They’re tough and he’s not.

    Fuck him & fuck you if you think what he’s doing is “his right.”

  • Johnny Boy
    February 6, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    What a tool.  He harassed the cops!  They handled it very well. Just another Rhode Island douchebag. 

  • The Gingerbread Man
    February 6, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    Now open the oven to see if he’s done,
    This gingerbread man, he know how to run.
    Out of the oven and onto the floor,
    Now run away out the kitchen door.
    The gingerbread man, he’s out of the pan!

  • Iraqistan Vet
    February 6, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Unemployed loser taking selfies with an AR-15, this fat tub of goo could have got all the marksmanship training he wanted since we’ve been at war since 2001. Stick to jerking off to cuckhold videos douche.

    • Black boot
      February 6, 2019 at 11:55 pm

      Shitty shot group from an AR with a red dot.
      I’m old school, iron sights, hit em out at 500 M.
      This yeastquiff probably misses at 100.

  • Bob
    February 6, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Wait, so is Turtleboy for the 1st Amendment or are they against it??? It seems to change depending on if they support the agenda or not

  • Rod
    February 6, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    After watching the video I can only think how I would to react if I was a police officer, Hypothetically speaking of course. I would walk up to the two guys in the car point to the guy filming and acting like an ass and quietly tell them that he ratted them out to the cops then proceed to leave the area and allow this to work them selfs out.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 6, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    He did nothing illegal.

    Funny how selective TB is in what rights he wants people to have.

    Don’t cry about FB when you like seeing other citizens get their rights trampled on.

    • Radar OReilly
      February 6, 2019 at 5:48 pm

      Randall don’t talk with your mouth full. Wait until you’re done blowing this fucking loser. And yes he did break the law. You fucking waste of oxygen

      • Jeanne Raimondo
        February 6, 2019 at 7:38 pm

        Radar Pigshit, you didnt mention HOW he was breaking the law you hypocrite beefhead cop dock sucking Neanderthal.

        • Go Make a Sandwich
          February 6, 2019 at 7:50 pm

          If you watched the video you would hear both cops tell him how he’s breaking the law. Also what he did when he posted the picture of the cop’s personal car is a felony. You stupid ignorant cunt.

          • randiguy2006
            Randall Guy
            February 7, 2019 at 10:08 am

            Just because a cop SAYS something is illegal doesn’t mean it is.

            Most beat cops are so ignorant of the actual law it’s scary.

            They guys a dick, but he didn’t do anything illegal.

            Prove me wrong.

        • Mean Jeanne Butterbean
          February 6, 2019 at 10:47 pm

          Haha did you actually use your real name? 

    • FFS
      February 6, 2019 at 10:44 pm

      ILLEGAL PLATE FRAMES. What part of that don’t you understand? For the love of fucking God!

  • Hawkeye Pierce
    February 6, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Karma is a funny thing. He might be one of the biggest pussies ever. He looks like he eats his own jizz when he finishes jerking off.

    • z
      February 6, 2019 at 6:56 pm

      That a thing? Asking for a friend.

      • Veronica
        February 6, 2019 at 8:36 pm

        That was Snowball

  • Johnny Weymouth
    February 6, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    i am not a hardo, but I would love to cross paths with this clown. 

    I would join him in his antics to the point he would think we were pals and the second the officers left, I would beat him senseless. 

    In an odd way, he is like a middle school bully picking on someone that cannot fight back. He knows none of these officers would risk their livelihood slapping him just like a bully knows a weaker kid won’t fight back. 

    He makes me irrationally angry to the point I need to follow his live feed and go find him myself. Where is Weymouth John (6’3 269 20% BF) when you need him. 

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 6, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    SSTgirl selectively chooses when First Amendment rights should be followed. Get a job at Twitter or Facebook, they don’t give a shit about the First Amendment either. You sound like you’re married to a cop.

    • Your Mom Torris
      February 6, 2019 at 10:39 pm

      Figure out the First Amendment, then we’ll talk, ok Sport? I’m proud of you for the big words, though! 

  • Y
    February 6, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    This ginger muffin definitely still lives in mom’s basement.

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