Grundlestiltskin Harasses Central Falls Cop Who Saved 7 People From A Burning Building, Whines About How Scared He Is Of Her

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Central Falls is the armpit of New England. I can’t emphasize enough what a dreadful, hopeless cesspool it is. I honestly believe it’s the worst city in New England, in a close race with Lawrence, and maybe some Connecticut shitholes too. So obviously the cops there routinely have to deal with assholes, gang bangers and drug dealers. But the only thing worse than them are people like this:

On Facebook Grundlestiltskin goes by Joa Orga, and he is likely an unemployed, possibly transitioning man, who spends his days harassing the cops, whining about how they’re harassing him, and then begging people to donate to his PayPal so he can do it again tomorrow:

So let me get this straight. The cops have pulled someone over for a routine traffic stop. Then out of nowhere this slop bucket appears, starts filming, gets in the way, and they politely ask him several times if he can give them space to do their jobs. And this is some sort of evidence of police brutality?

Involuntary abstinence is one hell of a drug.

Keep in mind, this is a dangerous city. Cops never know who they’re dealing with when they pull someone over. The backup gets there and they see some greasy hippie standing right next to the car behind a cop who is asking the driver for license and registration. The cops ask him, “Is this your car?” A normal person says, “No.” A perpetual virgin says the following:

“I don’t answer questions. I’ll ask questions, but technically you work for me.”

Nah bitch, they work for the taxpayers. Taxpayers are at work during the middle of the day.

The scene itself is so Central Falls it hurts. It takes place across the street from the Family Dollar. Because if you get pulled over in Central Falls, there’s a 98% chance a Family Dollar will be across the street. And of course every storefront has the bars around the windows:

Which is always a sign of a vibrant economy. As are the empty storefronts littering this busy road.

I love these “muh rights” people who learned everything they need to know about the constitution from Cop Block. As if we have the right to interfere with lawful police business simply because it’s happening in public. Next time there’s a murder in Central Falls (any day now) try going up and harassing the detectives and let me know how that goes.

Loved this:

“You can’t tell the press to leave.”

“Do you have any ID to ID’s you as the media?”

“I don’t have to answer that.”

First of all, yes they can. Secondly, you’re not press. You’re a troglodyte with an iPhone who hasn’t showered since Memorial Day.

This is how you know you’re a sheltered American pussy. Because you can do this and not get your ass beat, while whining about how oppressed you are. This is how you know you live in a completely non-fascist state. Ya know where Joa wouldn’t do this? North Korea. Or Russia. Or China. Or Saudi Arabia. Because he’s an entitled American pussy who is only doing this because he knows he’s not in any danger for doing so. The second there were actual repercussions for this he’d immediately stop. Because he’s a pussy.

The only thing the cops could’ve done differently is just not engage with him. I’m sure it’s hard because they probably have to deal with this bullshit all the time, and it would be hard for me not to bite my tongue (which is why I blog for Turtleboy). But don’t even debate these clowns about their rights or who pays whose salary. Just tell him to move, and if he doesn’t he goes to jail. Period.

Of course the dungeons and dragons fuck 12 fap patrol was out in full force to tell him how brave he is….

“Good work brotha.”

What work did he do exactly? He inconvenienced the police during a routine traffic stop. This is what we’re dealing with here:

Muh rights!!!

Lumpy thinks he’s a hero….

And Joa was quite impressed with how “cool” he played it in that video of him whining about a female cop walking down a public sidewalk in his direction:

So what is the donated money going towards? More cards of course….

This cop’s last name is Rodriguez:

As he mentioned, he’s scared of her. Because he’s a pussy. And unlike him, she’s actually done something positive for society. Like saving the lives of 7 people, including a 3 year old, by pulling them out of their burning home at 1:30 AM:

Three Central Falls police officers are credited with saving two families from a burning home. The fire broke out early Saturday morning on Earle Street and is now being investigated as a case of arson. It was 1:30 in the morning, Officer Yomaira Rodriguez was patrolling when she noticed the fire at a home at 137 Earle Street and immediately called it in. Two other officers who were nearby, Sergeant Derrick Levasseur and Officer Bari Cameron, responded within seconds and all three jumped into action. Levasseur and Cameron removed a couple and three-year-old son asleep on the first floor. Officer Rodriguez woke up 4 adults on the second floor and got them out.

Just a reminder. Seven people are alive today who would be dead were it not for the bravery of the officer seen in that video. That’s her contribution to society. Grundlestiltskin’s contribution is harassing them on film during a routine traffic stop and then begging other virgins for cash so he can do it again tomorrow. If you see Grundlestiltskin you should definitely NOT follow him around with a camera all day wherever he goes. He probably wouldn’t like that.

58 Comment(s)
  • Nelson
    September 3, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    I agree that the guy is stupid, and he shouldn’t harass cops, but from a legal point of view, he has the right to refuse to answer questions, and to film. The reason people don’t answer questions when they are stopped by police is because your answers can be used against you in a police report. For example: A cop pulls you over, walks up to your car and asks you: Do you know why I pulled you over? A normal person would say: “Oh my bad, I was probably speeding.” Well guess what? That person has just incriminated themself. Now the cops will write on his police report that the driver you admitted to speeding. The 5th amendment gives us the right against self incrimination, which therefore gives you the right to refuse to answer questions, and that is exactly what people should do. Also, cops can’t trespass you/make you leave a public place, unless you are suspected of loitering/disorderly conduct, which the man wasn’t doing. I agree that it is unnecessary and rude to go and bother the police and film them, but the personal feelings of cops don’t come above the law, and exercising your rights is important if you want to keep your rights.

  • The Professor
    Leonard Washington
    July 13, 2018 at 7:56 am

    What are the odds that this shit stain has, or has ever had, a paying job? I’d say .05%

  • Just A Boy
    July 13, 2018 at 12:09 am

    Officer Rodriguez is pretty hot. I hope she’s wearing a vest.

  • qs
    July 12, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Joe was at Starbucks and asked a guy at our table for $5.00 so he could get a coffee with the other guys at the table. Dude got his $5.00 went to McDonalds, got a .90 small coffee and then went back to Starbucks like he was Mr. Cool Shit. The next part is my favorite. He actually told the guy he got the $5.00 from that he would, instead of paying him back the $5.00, by him a coffee next time. The guy asked “McDonalds or Starbucks?” Joe says, “We can go to Starbucks, but I’m buying your ass a McDonalds coffee. ” He’s a shit hole.

    • Kanacke Hasser
      July 12, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      That’s because he’s poor and he’s taking out his loss at life by fucking with the only ones who not only won’t kick his ass for it, but will show up to help him out if he shoots his mouth off at the wrong people.

      What’s it called when someone picks on people who can’t defend themselves? Bullying.

      And what’s the non-liberal-soccer-mom answer to what needs to happen to bullies?

  • Acid Bath
    July 12, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Let me ask you fucking dicks who record the cops a question.

    If you’re recording and antagonizing cops because you think they’re corrupt, and some random guy who’s had enough of your anarchist shit walked up, smashed your phone and started beating the fuck out of you for it until you started bleeding and convulsing , do you think the CORRUPT cops would stop that random guy, or help him disfigure the asshole who makes their job difficult?

    Think fucking hard about that, punks.

    • Ray Patriarca
      I hate fucking liberals
      July 12, 2018 at 8:41 pm

      The answer to your question is that the liberal fanooks would cry like the little bitches that they are…and then run immediately to the police for help.
      These unwashed faggoty ass SJ W’s are all the same. They harass the cops because they know the cops have no choice but to put up with their whiny bullshit.
      Try doing it to me, fuckstain’s !
      You will without a doubt be in need of dental implants.
      Then….you can run to the police you hate so much…. holding your teeth !
      Get fucked !

  • Yuck
    July 12, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    Throat punch that fucking pole smoker!!!

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    July 12, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    “Nah bitch, they work for the taxpayers. Taxpayers are at work during the middle of the day.”

    That is an A-fucking-plus line!

  • The Truth
    July 12, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    I see we have a vigilante on our hands. He’s like batman but different, batman had a real day job. Maybe we should call this new hero Skatman. His call signal could be the emoji. Every time a cop pulls you over, you just cast that emoji into the sky and Skatman will be there to record it all.

    • The Truth
      July 13, 2018 at 12:08 pm

      There was suppose to be poop emoji in this. Dammit
      The sentence goes:
      His call signal should be the poop emoji.

  • Fringe
    July 12, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    *hands NoID card bearing the inscription “I WILL NOT PRODUCE ID unless I am engaged in a regulated/licensed activity”…

    …to a person engaged in a licensed activity*

    Cockstain played himself, because he can’t read.

  • Dr. Ed
    July 12, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    WRONG Turtleboy — of all people, I would think that YOU would know this!

    One does NOT need to be a licensed journalist to do journalism — a journalist is using the same First Amendment rights that every one of us has. Some may brownnose extra access, and some might be like the Turtle, but there is no official approval of journalists.

    Or licensing of the press — which literally is what John Milton was opposing when he wrote Areographia and I’d read it some time. Our founding Fathers had, and it is what they meant by “freedom of the press.”

    • Dr. Ed
      July 12, 2018 at 3:01 pm

      Like, umm, I’m so certain that The Turtle is ever so popular with the MSP right now….

      Enough said?

      • True Reality Speaks
        Give a Lib a Throat Punch
        July 12, 2018 at 8:41 pm

        Just the honest ones is my guess.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      July 12, 2018 at 3:22 pm

      I done got me a journalizin’ license at the DMV.

    • John Adams
      July 12, 2018 at 4:52 pm

      If you told the Founding Fathers that freedom of the press included interfering with a police investigation in support of suspects just to be an obnoxious jackass, you’d be pilloried in the town square with rotten fruit all over your face on a hot day when you can’t reach far enough to keep the flies from crawling up your nose.

  • Fire with fire
    July 12, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    If the law protects people like Joa who want to create problems for cops by protecting people who go outside the law, then people will go outside the law to create problems for Joa.

  • The Mooch.
    July 12, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    “I’m a liberal that likes guns so I’m gonna call myself a Libertarian despite knowing dick about what defines actual liberty in a constitutional republic.”
    –this cockweasel

  • Mike
    July 12, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Actually, what she did was smart. She engaged Joa and kept him occupied while the officer was free to conduct his traffic stop. Had she not engaged him, he likely would have got in the officer’s space that was talking to the driver as well as asking that officer a bunch of dumb questions distracting the officer from doing his duty. Guys like Joa just like to talk shit, and as long as he has a cop to talk shit to, he isn’t being a nuisance to an officer conducting a stop.  She didn’t stop him from filming, she didn’t arrest him, she just distracted him. He like a infant that needs shiny keys dangled in front of their face.

    July 12, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Time to find whoever’s downvoting the comments. Run the report so we can Wireshark them and triangulate their locations.

    • Chubby Fingers
      July 12, 2018 at 10:36 pm

      Only probable with that is chubby-fingered folks like yours truly sometimes accidentally hit the down when up was the target, and unfortunately this system does not let you undo your vote.

  • z
    July 12, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Joa Orga is an asshole. Joa Orga has a right to take the video.

    I don’t care if she saved France, assholes have that right.

    Cameras are the best thing to ever happen when it concerns cops. In some cases, it has saved the cops ass from what someone said the cop did and in other cases it has confirmed that a cop has done something shitty.

    • Silent Majority
      July 12, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      Whatever, now we have his picture and location. He’s forgetting who runs this country. He’ll remember soon enough.

  • y
    July 12, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    what a giant pussy…

  • Rhode Island Statutes Title 11
    July 12, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    § 11-32-1. Obstructing officer in execution of duty.

    Every person who shall obstruct any officer, civil, military, or otherwise, including any state, city, or town police, deputy sheriff, or fire fighter, while in the execution of his or her office or duty, shall be imprisoned not exceeding one year or be fined not exceeding five hundred dollars ($500).

    • AgingCynic
      July 12, 2018 at 3:12 pm

      These morons don’t know the difference between a libertarian and an anarchist. That’s what 20 years of getting all your news from CNN gets you.

  • loser generated content
    July 12, 2018 at 11:37 am

    ‘libertarians’ are not liberals! omg you people.

    • Screw PC
      July 12, 2018 at 11:46 am

      A tick on the ass of society is a tick on the ass of society.

      Call it whatever the fuck you want.

      You want to make problems, we’ll return the favor.

      • Seriously
        July 12, 2018 at 10:53 pm

        No fucking shit. How big of a mouth breather do you have to be to assume that just because there’s ‘liber’ in the name that means they’re what people call ‘liberals’ these days, or anarchists, or anything else any of these retard commenters assume they are. For fuck’s sake, Paul Ryan is further left than any of these libertarian ‘sovereign citizen’ tube steaks.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    July 12, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Another lazy, liberal piece of shit. Get a job and take a bath !
    Some day, when your lazy liberal ass is getting beaten by one of these cretins you are defending, here’s hoping the Central Falls cops slow-walking to the call.
    Fuck you ! You stinky liberal piece of shit !
    Stick that camera in my face. I’ll shove it up stinky, hairy ass !
    Get fucked !

    • I cant believe you are this dumb.
      July 12, 2018 at 11:43 am

      Are some sort of idiot?

      • Record this
        July 12, 2018 at 11:51 am

        I think you should ask him that in person so you can get a more accurate response. Give a location so we can tape what happens to you and upload it.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 12, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Central Falls is so bad it even has it’s on maximum security prison. LOL!

  • finbar martin
    July 12, 2018 at 11:00 am


    In Robinson v. Fetterman, 378 F.Supp.2d 534, 541 (E.D. Pa. 2005), the court ruled that there is a free speech right to film police officers in the performance of their public duties. Robinson claimed to be concerned about the way police were conducting truck inspections on a local road, so he decided to document their behavior by filming them from an adjacent property. Robinson videotaped from a position approximately 20 to 30 feet from the highway and never physically interfered with police activities. The police told him to knock it off and, when he refused, they arrested him for harassment.

    Robinson was convicted of harassment, but the conviction was overturned on appeal, and Robinson filed a § 1983 action against the troopers. The judge found that no officer could reasonably believe that Robinson was violating the Pennsylvania harassment law. The court ruled against the troopers and took the rare step of awarding punitive damages against the individual officers in addition to general compensatory damages.

    • XXX
      July 12, 2018 at 11:10 am

      Go ahead and do it. Show us your technique.

      Make sure you free up your day so we can take you out for lunch someplace afterwards and have a talk.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Old Gumshoe
      July 12, 2018 at 11:41 am

      Finbar……. another shit-house lawyer, I see?
      If you spent as much time and energy on things that matter, like a fucking job, maybe you’ll make it out of Mommy’s basement some day?
      I just love you liberal SJW’s.
      You hate the 5-oh…..but when someone does something to your faggoty liberal ass or property, who do you call?
      You are nothing more than a cum-stain on the mattress of society….like the cretins you defend.
      Get fucked !

    • cf stinks like tacos
      July 12, 2018 at 1:56 pm

      its a federal prison.

  • finbar martin
    July 12, 2018 at 10:59 am

    You do not need any credentials to be a journalist NEW YORK TIMES V. SULLIVAN 1964 and ABERNATHY V SULLIVAN 1996. It is increasingly important that unaffiliated journalists know they have the same legal protection as a reporter at a newspaper. It’s significant for the development of alternative forms of expression that do not fit neatly in our traditional concepts of speech or press.”

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    July 12, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Typical douche and that cop is a smoke show…..that is all

  • Sick of it
    July 12, 2018 at 10:46 am

    I love how he and his little fucknugget buddies are all commenting about the officer being “ghetto” and calling her a “bitch cop.” Racist and misogynist motherfuckers. Take a shower and get a real job, you useless cum stains!

  • hankd
    July 12, 2018 at 10:45 am

    Never ceases to amaze how stupid people can be. If someone caved his gender-fluid face in, he would be calling the police before he hit the pavement. This is what happens when normal people are forced to placate the mentally ill and pretend they contribute to society.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    July 12, 2018 at 10:44 am

    Be nice to the dipshit, it’s got to be tough to go through life being allergic to soap and water. BTW Grundlestiltskin, you stank ass hippie wannabe, get a real job and quit making the trees and plants work overtime replacing the oxygen your lazy ass is stealing. I thought hippies loved the earth…

    • itsjustme
      July 12, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      I was going to say the same thing. These anti-police people are the first to call police if a crime is committed against them.

      I remember once, on my local pd fb page, a girl was arrested for something fairly minor, I can’t remember now what it was. She took to the comments calling the police every name she could thing of, and someone said “I guarantee if a crime was committed against you or someone you love, the police is the first you would call.” She tried acting all tough, saying she had a “crew” that would deal with it, or she could handle herself because she “didn’t need no pigs help.”

      Then someone found a post she made on fb not long before that said something like “whoever keeps calling me and hanging up, you’re wasting my minutes and I have already called the police and when they catch you they will charge you with harassment.” HAHA, she called the police over someone pranking her, but she is so tough wouldn’t call them if someone assaulted her, or worse. Sure, ok.

  • XXX
    July 12, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Time to see who’s a better shot, me or the hippie.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      July 12, 2018 at 11:06 am

      Kinda can’t miss from 14 inches away. LOL!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 12, 2018 at 10:36 am

    Coming soon to a Bernie Sanders or an ‘Occupy whatever’ rally near you!

  • Dave Lind
    July 12, 2018 at 10:31 am

    hopefully someone sees this that thinks he is as big of an asshole that he is and slams him in his cocksucker. Works full time as a loser

  • John
    July 12, 2018 at 10:30 am

    “If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund”

    You’re an idiot, you just railed against this dude for being harassed trying to exercise his 1st Amendment rights. Cognitive dissonance much jackass?

    • XXX
      July 12, 2018 at 11:05 am

      You cocksucking punk. You’re the type of stupid little cunt who thinks that free speech includes yelling about your gay porn collection at a church picnic.

      Yeah, let’s impede the cops from catching drug dealers and gangbangers. Some fucking help to society you are. Listen, you little pussy, for every douchebag like you who wants to fuck with the cops, there are 50 people who get fucking pissed when you do it. You enable fucksticks to make neighborhoods unsafe for children. Kids get shot because drug dealers are able to enjoy the support of you and vermin like you. Keeping children safe is a primal instinct, and assholes like you are abetting a threat to them. There’s no telling what people will do to protect their progeny.

      Sooner than you know, scum like you and this fucker are going to fuck around in front of the wrong people who are going to silently watch and record you fucking with the administration of justice.

      What will happen next is a matter of conjecture. See you on the streets.

      • finbar martin
        July 12, 2018 at 11:09 am

        Police today are so accustomed to asserting their authority and using brute force, that they have no idea how to engage the public in a civilized manner. Instead of leaning on the law, they rely on intimidation, and when a citizen doesn’t back down, the next step is to violate their rights by getting physical or taking away their freedom. Until law enforcement embraces the truth that our laws govern us all – including those charged with making and enforcing our laws, and the reality that law enforcement works for the people – there will always be friction

        • XXX
          July 12, 2018 at 11:18 am

          Finbar, huh? That name is so Irish that Irish Americans don’t even use it.

          Tell me you’re not some smug off the boat Irish expatriate who’s going to slither into our country and cause problems.

          If that’s the case, son, you have no concept of what the fuck you’re doing.

          • XXX
            July 12, 2018 at 12:21 pm

            Yeah, I thought so, you little mick cunt.

            Fuck off if you know what’s good for you.

          • XXX Is a Badass! Yeah!
            July 12, 2018 at 12:25 pm

            XXX, you’re such a badass dude! Please tell us more how you bend over the second police ask you for ID. Please tell us more about how you follow cops around with flags and a dick in your hand. Please tell us more about how you are a 30 year old ‘dude’ who is too much of a pussy to put his real name on his internet comments while pretending to be a badass.

            This dude in the video is potentially a twerp, but you have clearly demonstrated your ability to recognize your own.

      • Do society a favor
        July 12, 2018 at 11:12 am

        Go whine to someone that cares cuck…..

      • To the little pussy who said "XXX Is a Badass! Yeah!"
        July 12, 2018 at 12:39 pm

        Want to meet me somewhere and discuss our differences? Give me a location.

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