Grundlestiltksin And Fudge Finger Harass And Film Domestic Violence Victim Inside Woonsocket Police Lobby, Get Arrested, Whine Like The Worthless Chodes They Are


Joe “Grundlestiltskin” Hart is at it again, with his latest Rhode Island cop block video out of Woonsocket this time. Evidently him and his fudge fingered friend decided to spend their day filming the inside of the WPD lobby where a victim of domestic violence was making a report. Since she wanted privacy the police forced the douchebags to leave, which they then whined about and ended up getting arrested for. Watch:

If you want to lose all faith in mankind just read the comments on this YouTube video of the same event.

Just to review, Grundlestiltskin showed up in his finest flannel outfit to harass and film the police, and invade the privacy of a victim of domestic violence.

Fudge Finger gets his ass tossed out while filming inside.

Grundlestiltskin then points and yells at the obviously frustrated police who are attempting to do their jobs while these two wastes of cumshots harass them.

The cop tells Joe Hart to have a nice day.

This sets off Grundlestiltskin and Fudge Finger even more, prompting the latter to yell,

“We’re on the public sidewalk now, so eat a dick, you dick shit.”

At the point they’re now creating a disturbance and can easily be arrested for disorderly conduct, especially since Fudge Finger is wading into traffic. Thus he gets arrested and makes the same face he made during his first sexual encounter.

Grundlestiltskin then yells,

“You better believe you’re gonna be talking to my lawyer, for grabbing me.”

Even though, 1) he doesn’t have a lawyer, and 2) the video clearly shows he was never grabbed at any point.

The most amazing part about that video is how this cop gets his hair like that.

Eat your heart out Zack Morris.

Of course this is typical behavior from Grundlestiltskin. If you’re not familiar with him, let me get you a brief history of the last year of his life.

In July he harassed a hero cop from Central Falls who once saved the lives of 7 people, including a 3 year old, by pulling them out of their burning home at 1:30 AM.

He re-emerged again in February after getting pulled over by a Johnstown cop, insisting that it was illegal for him to be pulled over, and then demeaned the police officer repeatedly just because he could.

He then went down to the police station and whined like the useless clump of transfat that he is.

Then he found out where the police officer lived, went to her house, took a picture of her car, and posted it on Facebook.

The next day he saw someone at the RMV, assumed she was Bristol Turtlechick, harassed her on video, and then messaged Bristol threatening to expose her.

The woman in the video then reached out to us to let us know that he was accusing her of being Bristol because she was wearing a Turtleboy hoodie.

Fudge Finger’s name is Anselmo Morales. Him and Grundlestiltskin call themselves the “First Amendment Audit” team, and they go around Rhode Island harassing decent people while pretending to be reporters. Check out his YouTube channel to see just how many videos there are like the ones you saw above. It’s mind boggling that anyone could ever have this much free time. They’ve done this to pretty much every police department in the state.

Two weeks ago they were at the Statehouse where gun control activists and Second Amendment advocates were lobbying their elected officials. They of course showed up to pick a fight with both sides, since the Second Amendment advocates who normally would’ve been on their side told them to leave since they are a huge embarrassment, and any sort of mutual association only hurts their cause.

In September of 2018 Fudge Finger was arrested outside of the National Guard offices in Cranston after refusing to causing a scene while trespassing and refusing to identify himself to a Cranston cop. The video was uploaded to his Cop Block channel and the CPD was flooded with thousands of complaints from virgins across the country.

Notice that just like with the Central Falls video, they go after a young, attractive female cop.

It’s almost like they’re mad that women like this have rejected them their entire, worthless lives.

Literally a month later Fudge Finger was arrested again at – you guessed it – the Woonsocket Police Department, for trespassing in a restricted area, refusing to identify himself, and the usual crap.

Thus is the life of Grundlestiltskin and Fudge Finger. I’m sure they’re reading this, so I just want to give both of them some life advice – kill yourselves. And I don’t mean that in the figurative way either. I mean it in the Michelle Carter way. You are completely worthless human beings. You have no souls. The world would be a better place without you, and you certainly wouldn’t be missed by anyone since you are unlovable. There’s really no reason for you to keep wasting your time by existing, since harassing and belittling contributing members of society is the only thing you seem to know how to do. I’m sure you’re actually sad and broken men on the inside, as no normal person would ever act like this. I’m sure you’re just lashing out because you cry yourself to sleep most nights knowing you’ll never know what it feels like to feel the warmth of consensual sex with a woman.  Maybe you were abused, maybe you’re lashing out because you have Daddy issues, or maybe you’re mad at you Mom for bringing in a new boyfriend every other weekend who drank all your Mountain Dew. Whatever happened to you certainly sucks, but at this point there’s no turning back, and the damage is done. The only way to make the world a better place is for you to stop existing on it. Please, do the right thing. Everyone hates you. Everyone.


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47 Comment(s)
  • is
    June 11, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    “Notice that just like with the Central Falls video, they go after a young, attractive female cop”

    Shut up u POS
    attractive ??? fucking kidding me?

  • Joe Smith
    August 4, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    lol this blog is fucking trash

  • wharlow
    May 2, 2019 at 11:20 am

    He must be hiding there has been no new content on his YouTube page. Anyone have an update on fudge fingers?

  • You are the justice they deserve
    April 24, 2019 at 6:10 am

    These guys aren’t hard to pin down. There is plenty of you that could have an undocumented conversation with them.
    Let American History X be your guide and your inspiration. Dance like no none is watching.

  • Harry Richard
    April 22, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    SSTG, could you show us on the doll where these boys touched you? Slowly…

  • Frank Rizzo
    April 22, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    waste of oxygen, coupla fukkin pukes. somebody gonna crack their skulls

  • Anthony Grossi
    April 22, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    these guys are complete, utter, and total losers, but he’s right about the license plate frames. Half the cars on the road have them and no one gets pulled over for it. The state name and the plate numbers are legible with that frame.

    • Kim Wescott
      April 23, 2019 at 8:32 pm

      If you are not a dick, especially towards the police, they don’t bother you.

      These idiots deserve everything the police can dish out.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 22, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    that female cranston cop is knock out gorgeous,eat your heart out leigha! only a matter of time before he films the wrong person( not necessarily a cop) and ends up a drooling shitting himself vegetable. poor woman trying to get some privacy and these fucksticks start filming.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 22, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Can’t wait to see one of these cunts being threatened in some way by some local hoodbooger.

    We all know who they’ll go running to for protection. Just like the poor little Hampshire College snowflake. 😀

    • itsjustme
      April 22, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      I was thinking the same thing. That video was awesome. Or if he is he is ever in need of medical attention and the police arrive first and recognize him.

  • Crispy C
    April 22, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Oh what I wouldn’t give to slap this bitch across his gay face with a 2×4.

    I think advising these guys to kill themselves is sound advice.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 22, 2019 at 9:21 am

    SST Girl : Free speech for me but not for thee.

    • Rob77
      April 22, 2019 at 10:19 am

      So let’s get this straight as it applies to this specific incident: You’re ok with them harassing a woman whom they have never met; a woman who is trying to privately deal with a domestic violence issue, just so that they can further promote their YouTube channel? If you think that choosing this kind of battle is specifically for the purpose of advocating constitutional rights and police accountability, you are lying to yourself, a fool, and/or are a friend of theirs. What they’re doing is akin to the videos out of China where people throw themselves on the hoods of stopped cars then sprawl on the street in an attempt to get injury settlements. Utter bullshit.

  • Your Mom
    April 22, 2019 at 8:40 am

    This pisses me off because I was once a domestic violence victim sitting in that same police station. What scum.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 22, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Send them both to Somalia with nothing but the clothes on their backs and see if their attitude about the USA changes after a few days

  • Screw Snowflakes
    pussy youtube auditer
    April 22, 2019 at 8:16 am

    If this waste of a human being put as much effort into a job as he does thinking he is doing a service he may discover he can get off state funds and actually be proud to support himself. What a fucking top notch loser he is.

    • Mr. Ed
      April 22, 2019 at 8:44 am

      Why hasn’t’ TBS looked into the Woonsocket Police officers actions at The Stable on Washington St. in Providence. Two officers allegedly raped a male individual in the restroom. It was on the news in December then the story just vanished.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 22, 2019 at 8:12 am

    It seems to me that if you go into a police station as a victim, you should be allowed to file your report or speak with the investigating officers in private, without being harassed or recorded by some loser.

    • Ludwig Von Reality
      April 22, 2019 at 11:01 am

      And yet the police forced the victim to remain in a public space and then even doxed them saying they are a victim of domestic abuse. Sad.

      • bston1775
        April 22, 2019 at 5:31 pm

        I love how people blame the police or the station and some people can absolutely miss saying to themselves… ok idiots with no legitimate purpose enter a police station, a building that facilitates the processing of crimes, investigations and criminal or incident administration, and cause a scene while videoing to create drama, disruption and disorder. Maybe they could not do this, maybe they could travel in their own lane or if they need to be “protestors” do so in a non disruptive, non infringing way so as not to seem crazy or like psychopaths and therefore maybe even legitimize their message… there would be no issue but not for their actions, fact

        • FTPolice
          August 4, 2019 at 11:53 pm

          Shut up, dumbass

  • WeRFucked
    April 22, 2019 at 8:08 am

    The attractive young female officer angle = YouTube views.
    That these guys are actually getting paid for these videos sucks. And all off us TBS readers are helping them, a few pennies at a time, when we view the videos in disgust.
    They are indeed banking on a major payday when they hopefully piss-off the wrong cop. A few of the asshat anti-police video commenters on this particular issue seem to think this is going to be a payday. I believe that is their ultimate goal.
    They get off on a few hundred people on YouTube telling them how right they are in their pursuit of catching the evil boogieman police doing something wrong.
    What a couple of shit-stains on society. I sense the mental illness is strong with these two.

    • Ludwig Von Reality
      April 22, 2019 at 11:00 am

      And yet the police forced the victim to remain in a public space and then even doxed them saying they are a victim of domestic abuse. Sad.

      • WeRFucked
        April 22, 2019 at 1:13 pm

        Right… move the victim… so queer-ass-candy-fuckface and his penis-less boy toy can film/record in the police lobby… because that is their right.
        There is no law that says they have to be compassionate human beings and perhaps come back in 10-minutes.

        If someone struck your skull with a baseball bat in the woods, would it make a sound? Who cares?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 22, 2019 at 7:59 am

    Filming public officials, in a public place, is a First Amendment protected activity. So is “swearing” at the police. For someone who writes for a website so reliant on First Amendment rights, you would think SST Girl would be a little less biased toward these two guys.

    • WeRFucked
      April 22, 2019 at 8:28 am

      Fuckstick… the point is that they shouldn’t be doing this, because they should have jobs, or a hobby that doesn’t involve making a police officer’s job, that already sucks, even worse. Just because something can be done, doesn’t mean it should be done.

      Maybe if they cleaned up their appearances and acted like normal gay men, they might actually attract boyfriends. Once they are both sexually active, I think they’ll stop caring about what the police are doing all the time. I’d rather get fellatio from my wife than video a couple of cops, so I can’t imagine these two passing up an ass-pounding over instigating a pretty policewoman.

      • Ludwig Von Reality
        April 22, 2019 at 11:02 am

        Rights are like muscles. You don’t use them, you lose them. If you use your pansy reasoning when it comes to gun Rights we wouldn’t have the little amount that we do already.

        • WeRFucked
          April 22, 2019 at 1:01 pm

          That is the stupidest logic ever. Go around harassing the police… so we don’t lose our right to harass the police.
          You are a dicktwat card carrying member of the ACLU aren’t you?
          Thank you for fucking up our country and helping to make it filled with the shitty people it is today.

  • Yeah, not yea
    April 22, 2019 at 7:48 am

    I’m retired and my pension is secure. I’ll gladly beat the bag off of either one of these cock fondling, pillow biters. And when I get done pumbling these two cum dumpsters I’ll just claim the PTSD made me do it.

  • bleach eyes
    April 22, 2019 at 7:32 am

    It’s losers like this that make the rest of us wish for police harassment.

    These spoiled crotchfruits deserve it

  • Bob
    April 22, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Why is a domestic assault victim giving a statement in a public lobby? Now the tax payers are going to have to pay these losers a five figure settlement because the cops can’t control themselves. Like it or not, you can legally tell a cop to eat a dick. Why do you think protesters aren’t arrested when they chant Fuck The Police. “While I may not agree with what you say. I will defend to the death your right to say it.”

    • Uhhh no thanks
      April 22, 2019 at 7:40 am

      Wasn’t a police officer talking to them, it was a civilian worker with an outside agency. Also, the guy that got arrested had been previously tresspassed from the station as part of his probation…he could have been locked up the second he walked in with no real business

      • Ludwig Von Reality
        April 22, 2019 at 11:04 am

        Then why didn’t they arrest him for Trespass? OOps to your logic

        • thanks
          April 22, 2019 at 11:28 am

          They did though….Grundlestiltskin said it in one of his videos

      • Bob
        April 22, 2019 at 2:37 pm

        If he was trespassing, then police would have arrested him immediately. They wouldn’t have kicked him out, have him go onto the public sidewalk, wait for him to start to name call, and then arrest him. They would have arrested him as soon as he stepped into the station.

    • bston1775
      April 22, 2019 at 7:53 am

      1. Victims regularly provide statements in a police lobby and at such time certain precautions are acceptable to ensure the “safety” of a victim, which can include clearing the area, it’s reasonable. There may be a variety of things going on in a station and despite what you think, this isn’t TV or CSI and stations don’t have endless resources & rooms.
      2. Though you may have free speech rights, you do not have the right in a public space to cause a disturbance so as to infringe on the rights of people passing by, it’s why we have disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace charges… does your right of free speech afford you the ability to stand on a sidewalk or public way and scream profanity in an intent to create a disturbance, NO… it does not. I love how people think 1 persons rights trump another’s, it doesn’t and police apply “reasonableness” as the guiding boundary in taking action… these idiots were unreasonable… end of lesson

      • thanks
        April 22, 2019 at 2:45 pm

        But he was charged with willful trespass. I can’t post the photo here but if you find him in RI Court connect, you’ll see the charges.

        • bston1775
          April 22, 2019 at 5:18 pm

          Because the first effort was to tell him to leave, I.e providing notice… read the elements of willful trespass. They remained on the curtilage of the property where a duly appointed agent refused their continued presence. Law has layers and he was charged with the most benign layer… stop blaming police, or government or anyone else but the idiots who misinterpret law for their own dramatic garbage.

  • Siskel
    April 22, 2019 at 6:54 am

    If you beat the bag out of them and take their equipment, who would they call for help?. Certainly not the cops! Therefore, we just gotta cross paths with them one day. It’s easy pickings!

  • Kenny the rat
    April 22, 2019 at 6:18 am


  • Frank Murphy
    April 22, 2019 at 5:55 am

    Fucking out of work pussy farts! The police need to use these shitstains for some nightstick training and give them a tune-up they so deserve. How about Grundle there trying to look like he is some kind of tough guy biker. Homos like that are the type that goes home and jacks off to Tom Cruise movies with his idle hand stuffed up his asshole while humming “It’s Raining Men”.

  • Dipshits
    April 22, 2019 at 5:45 am

    Ask not for whom the bell tolls…it tolls for them.

  • FTheFirstAmendment
    April 22, 2019 at 4:18 am

    This loser’s actions are free speech, which is proof that the first amendment doesn’t work and should be repealed.

    • Turtle Rider
      April 22, 2019 at 6:23 am

      Completely agree. Police and the government should be able to execute citizens whenever they want. Instead we have this. And haven’t even mentioned freedom of the press yet, which is an ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.

  • warpedhead
    Pussy Stomper
    April 22, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Why can’t we ever run into one of these Idiots on the street?? I’d shove that camera so far up his ass he’d cry like the pussy he is. Hell i’d even do it in front of the cops, i’m sure there’d take their time helping him. Be worth a charge….

    • Ludwig Von Reality
      April 22, 2019 at 11:06 am

      You’d be licking some serious boots

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