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Dick Pic Donnie Sends Strange Woman Unsolicited Erection Pic, Convinces Girlfriend His Account Was Hacked 

 

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This is Matthew John from Litchfield, Maine.

He recently friend requested a woman on Facebook and claimed to know her from around town. She responded to a message he sent, which to him meant one thing – green light for dick pics.

I mean, why? Why do so many dudes send unsolicited dick pics? I get the thrill of sending them if the woman asks for them. But sending them to a complete stranger who could easly go and make you Facebook famous like this? Yikes!

Turns out she wasn’t the only one who got a message like that on Sunday.

You’ll notice that his bio (before taking the page down ) says he owns a restaurant. What he really meant by that is, “my girlfriend who doesn’t know I’m sending out dick pics” owns a restaurant.

 

Which is really a shame, because she’s a looker.

If your boyfriend embarrasses you like this it’s one of the easiest excuses to leave imaginable. But skeevy grunts like him live a life of lies, so they almost always go with the “I was hacked” routine. The question is, would she be dumb enough to believe it? Answer –

Yes. Yes she would be.

She can assure her that he didn’t send it because he pinky swore.

He deleted his Facebook, which conveniently means that she can’t check his messages to see who he sent dick pics to, because the account doesn’t exist.

The best lie is that he “contacted Facebook.” As someone who has lost close to 50 Facebook pages, and over half a million followers, I can assure you that there is no way to contact Facebook. They are an unreachable entity that controls the distribution of information around the world.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – no one believes you when you say that you’re hacked. It’s a default excuse that boomers believe because they don’t know any better. No one under the age of 40 should fall for it.

  • If he was hacked he would have evidence. He would’ve contacted the woman who got the dick pics to apologize and clear his name. 
  • Hacked accounts steal information, they don’t send strange women dick pics.
  • He’s been accused of this by other women.

So either take it or leave it Linze with Z. Your boyfriend has a thing for flogging the dolphin in his car and assumes random women he’s never met before will be turned on by that proposition. If you’re ready for a lifetime on that then by all means, believe “I was hacked.” But if you’re interested in self-respect and not embarrassing yourself, you’re gonna have to come to terms with reality dear.

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Strait pimpin
    October 25, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Dude looks like Jeremy Moran. Another clock head douche.

    • Pete Peters
      October 25, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      I visited the Bar / Restaurant Lindze perverted boyfriend owns the food was ok I guess I had a cheeseburger with extra Dick Pickles,I did find the hidden cam. Ova urinal also

  • Wise Asian Man
    October 21, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Dick pic man so very stupid, Dick pic man girlfriend so very more stupid!

  • DLFP
    October 21, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    It’s Dale Ernhart Jr. and Donnie Whalburger cross pollination.

    Nothing worse than a cocky guy with giant donger to lure them in.

    There is so much black erasing, I feel if someone needed to phone edit my ween it would just take a pinky finger swipe not a whole index finger of editing.

  • Honestly
    October 20, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Chic is hot and owns her business. Dude is dumb if he is openly fucking around. But hot chics like men who treat em like dirt.

    • Captain Trips
      October 21, 2020 at 1:30 pm

      Truer words have never been spoken.

      Seen it. Chick left me once while saying the greatest things about this new guy. He had her snowed lol. Turns out he was a chain smoking alcoholic cheater that hospitalized her.

      She called me up at one point to get back together.

      I said no thanks. Stick with Mr. Wonderful. Hope your health insurance is up to par.

    • WeRFucked
      October 22, 2020 at 8:54 pm

      A big dick will keep a girl, no matter how douchey the guy who it’s attached too.

  • Dafaq?
    October 20, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Turtleboy scared of bearded MC man?

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 20, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    The only thing that was possibly “hacked” was his dick during a circumcision gone wrong. Maybe he got ripped off.

  • Hey wait!!
    October 20, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Ai-d-an aren’t you under the age of 40? 38 to be exact. Ummm, weren’t YOU ” hacked”?? Can’t make this shit up. Internet gold! The master himself, exposed himself here all. Oh-oh, didn’t you send some dick pics too once upon a time BOOMER to Kate

  • Elizabeth Warren
    October 20, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    I like dick pics

    • Alex Reimer
      October 21, 2020 at 1:16 pm

      Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Alex Reimer
        October 21, 2020 at 1:17 pm

        Ooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Pete Peters
          October 21, 2020 at 1:43 pm

          A lot of Reimers in Hanson mass??? Yes Hanson??

  • Woodsie
    October 20, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Maybe she’s just fronts the business to launder money from his illegal enterprises.

  • Jeff Toobin
    October 20, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    You can always “accidentally” leave your Zoom meeting camera on!

  • Greta Thundberg
    October 20, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    I’m so glad turtleboy is exposing dudes that send dick pics. Trust me, we don’t want them and they don’t turn us on (unless we are already romantically involved with you). How dare you!

  • Paul Shanley
    October 20, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    Can you please post the uncensored version where the penis is
    not blacked out?

    Thank you.

  • Purple Bulb
    October 20, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Does she recognize the car, the belt, and of course, the purple headed yogurt slinger????

  • Amazing
    October 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Someone sent a dick pic to someone.
    More hard-hitting journalism we’ve come to expect from Aidan.

    • Aaron Hernandez’s Ghost
      October 21, 2020 at 1:02 am

      Damn I have never seen this many downvotes before. I got your back @Amazing.

      The TB brigade is really shilling.

      Shouldn’t we hold journalism up to a higher standard? TB is one of the better ones, but why is he wasting energy on some nobodies dick pics?

  • Gob
    October 20, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Ah yes, the classic hack. Go through all the photos on fb, find the dick pics he keeps in his account and only send 1 after trying to chat up a stranger. Typical hacker M.O. The fact that she’s defending him means she’s probably got her own secret hobby horse she rides when he thinks he’s being clever.

  • Rick the Dick
    October 20, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I’m gonna send my shrimp dick to a girl and we’ll see if I can get laid. It’s worth a try

  • Lee Ho
    October 20, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Dear girlfriend,

    He has already proven he is a liar by claiming to OWN the bar.

    So why would you consider believing he has hacked.
    I think it’s more like he was hacking off.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      October 20, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      He send photo of his eggroll to wrong lady, right, Lee?

      • Lee Ho
        October 20, 2020 at 2:16 pm

        Ho Li Phuk, If he wants some action, he should have sent picture to Geisha girl in back booth. She’d get right on it.

        • Pete Peters
          October 21, 2020 at 1:39 pm

          Ho Li you are very correct , I did see a sign in the window of “ His Bar” saying “ Plenty of porking in the rear”.

  • Judge dread
    October 20, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    you have to deal with two retards here….. guy or girl. both are living in the luxury of give me something cheap lifestyle. welfare and retarded.

  • Maine Joke
    October 20, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    What’s the difference between Canada and Maine?
    In Canada Moosehead is a beer and in Maine it’s a misdemeanor.

  • No Malarkey
    October 20, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    “You cannot go into a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”

    Join us.

  • dumb
    October 20, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Linze is a retard is she actually believes the “I was hacked” shenanigans. 99.9% of the people that say it are liars. Why would some low life like Matthew John be a target for hackers? It doesn’t make any sense, the guy is a loser. Hackers usually only go after targets with some value, he has no value.

  • Pete Peters
    October 20, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Hey Linze it’s either ur Boyfriends dick and white belt and I would assume you have seen it etc. B4 if not ur BF is either checking out and downloading other men’s penis’s ( possible in “His bars restroom??) or he has a tiny ugly penis and is ashamed which u also should have an opinion on.Just think he is using that hand to cook, serve drinks etc

  • Sugar Mama
    October 20, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Can we get some tit and pussy pics of the bar owning girlfriend of this dick pic sender? That lady is sexy and is a sugar momma. I’d eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

  • I was hacked
    October 20, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    My Twitter account was hacked once. It was a pain in the ASS to regain control of the account. They changed the profile picture (someone random I assume since I don’t think someone smart enough to hack would use his own picture) and they also changed the email address associated with the account. Trying to regain control of the account was a nightmare. I wasn’t able to “shut it down” and contacting someone at Twitter was almost as useless as contacting Facebook. If your Facebook account is hacked, I find it hard to believe you could shut it down so easily. I could be wrong though. It was years ago when i was hacked so maybe it’s easier these days.

  • Liawatha
    October 20, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    What a lewd, crass act! I would be so disgusted and so mortified! My heart truly aches for the poor victims. Can someone forward me the unredacted photos?

    • Barney Frank
      October 20, 2020 at 1:57 pm

      I want the photos first.

      • Jewmerica
        October 20, 2020 at 2:35 pm

        Me too!

  • He’s lame
    October 20, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Honestly I feel bad for her. I’m sure there are gonna be the “I would” posts about her on here which sucks . Don’t know her at all but I hope she leaves him.

    • Ted Bundy
      October 20, 2020 at 1:59 pm

      Would.

    • Gary Ridgway The Green River Killer
      October 20, 2020 at 5:38 pm

      “I would!”

  • J. Duggar
    October 20, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Does this mean the Duggar’s are Turtleboy famous?

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