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Here’s a video of a Portland, ME slopqueef doing slopqueef things – shooting heroin into his neck directly next to a Portland cop car and putting it on Facebook:

This junkie juicer is named Vaughn Clark, and as you can see he’s got that “disease” that’s been going around.

But his disease doesn’t just make him inject poison into his body. It makes him a complete and total chudnugget who does it in broad daylight, with pedestrians everywhere, in front of a cop car (for the thrill of course), while having his boy toy record it for him.

This useless slugrake has Google trophies that have grown their own Google trophies:

A 31-year-old man with a lengthy criminal record is back behind bars after police said he broke into a Rockland home Friday and stole two school-issued iPads. Vaughn S. Clark, whose last known address was listed as the Maine State Prison, made his initial court appearance Monday afternoon in Rockland District Court on charges of burglary, theft and refusing to submit to arrest. Judge Susan Sparaco set bail at $5,000 cash, although Assistant District Attorney Christopher Fernald said the amount would be moot because Clark’s probation officer has requested he be held on a probation violation.

When your last known address is state prison things are obviously going great for you.

An affidavit filed in court by Rockland police states that Clark entered the mudroom of a home on Florence Street on Nov. 1 and stole two iPads from the backpacks of children who left them there after arriving home from school.

Do you understand what a steaming pile of shit you have to be to follow two girls home, watch as they drop their bags in the mudroom, and then sneak inside undetected for the sole purpose of stealing their school issued iPads? Oh right, it’s not his fault because got the “disease.” None of these things are an actual conscious choice he’s making.

Plus, he thought it was food:

Clark told an officer that he thought the items he had taken were food, according to the affidavit.

Lots of food is metallic and comes in the shape a small computer.

Shortly after that theft was reported, police encountered Clark while responding to a call about a disturbance at a nearby location. Because Clark was on probation, officers were able to conduct a search of him and his possessions, and found the iPads, according to the affidavit. The officers also reported finding a syringe in his pocket. Clark put up a struggle and police had to use force to subdue him, the affidavit said.

Fernald sought $10,000 bail during Monday’s hearing, citing Clark’s lengthy criminal record which dated back to a 2000 aggravated assault conviction. The suspect also was convicted of burglary in 2003 and later of multiple offenses of theft and probation violation, the prosecutor said.

So he’s been an asshole since 2000. Obviously drugs made him plead guilty to aggravated assault, and then burglary three years later. The most impressive part about this maggot is how he’s managed to stay alive for this long. His junkie warrantee expired 15 years ago.

But it’s OK because six months ago he prayed to Lord Jesus for strength and guidance to become clean and sober:

Evidently his prayers were redirected to Ratchet Jesus, who then sent him down the street to Diego for some new testers.

Oh, and it looks like he reproduced too. But it’s cool, because he’s about to hit up a meeting and get clean.

Normally I have some level of sympathy for junkies because they’re so pathetic. I feel like it’s low hanging fruit to shit on them. But Dickbag Deluxe isn’t a normal junkbox. Normal junkies go under the bridge and stumble around all day in hilarious fashion. This maggot made a conscious choice to do this in front of a cop car because at his core, and under all the disease bullshit, he’s just a self promoting attention whore.