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Diddler On The Roof Vows Deformation Against Turtleboy For Posting About How He’s Been Accused Of Trashing A Woman’s Lawn Due To Pro Police Signs While Picking Up A Free Filing Cabinet That He’s Now Selling

 

Yesterday we published a blog about the Diddler on the Roof who trashed a woman’s lawn while picking up a free filing cabinet in Middleboro because the woman had pro police signs and flags in her yard, which made her a Nazi in the eyes of the Diddler on the Roof.

I have 2 updates on this story.

1. He sold that shit for $40 on a yard sale page

Not even mad about him for that. There’s nothing more American than getting something for free and selling it for a profit. This guy’s obviously a savvy capitalist at heart, but ironically he’s also on a team that thinks capitalism is the root of all evil.

 

2. He’s pressing charges against Turtleboy and may or may not be suing me for deformation and doxxing.

Sorry Diddler on the Roof, but I have some bad news for you:

  • I didn’t dox you. I posted your name and pictures from your public Facebook page on a blog. That’s not me sharing your address, phone number, and social security number. 
  • The victim claims you trashed her personal property and drove on her lawn. Multiple sources confirmed this. You are not law abiding, nor did you deny it. 
  • I look forward to speaking with the lawyer who gave you the very wise advice that we would be shut down because we used screenshots of a message you sent a woman who gave you a free filing cabinet. I hope he didn’t charge you a retainer.
  • I did share your name and a picture of your Korean boy band husband. This is something called “free speech.”
  • Maybe just don’t be a dickhead and you won’t end up on TB?

 

 

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65 Comment(s)
  • Joe Biden Memory Care Unit
    October 8, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Fuck this tinker bell! Total douche bag.

  • Hahahahaaaaa
    October 8, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Ya feckin twink.
    Go rosin up your bow and play yourself a song of failure and despair.

  • Supreme Court nominee
    October 7, 2020 at 11:48 am

    “ Amy Coney Barrett grabbed me my the pussy” -Peyton Cook

  • haha
    October 7, 2020 at 9:53 am

    hahaha, love this post. what a loser that kid is.

  • Melissa
    October 7, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Wow a priceless antique all the way from Staples in 1998.

  • Shipyardjay
    October 7, 2020 at 6:56 am

    I am SO thankful you do what you do!!!

  • RobertI
    October 7, 2020 at 12:23 am

    Could not have said it any better TB!
    Keep up the great work.

  • Not Normal MacDonald
    October 6, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    Drives 60+ miles and spends 2+ hours and gas to make $40? No Warren Buffet he…he’d be better off jerking off punks under the Queensboro Bridge, $15 a man…

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore''s bottomless legal fund
    October 6, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    I find it entertaining to learn people’s perception of reality in these chaos filled days. Furniture boy is on an alternate plain of existance which will soon close. Funny this little shit doesn’t know he will be the first or at least second group to go if Socialists succeed. We keep letting the global warming continue….

  • Pey pey
    October 6, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Pey pey I hope catch HIV and quickly develop AIDS and die a slow and painful death from respiratory and kidney failure.

  • Eddie Van Halens Ghost
    October 6, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Possibly a bigger cunt than David Lee Roth.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Justinya A. Little , Esq.
    October 6, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Dear Peyton,
    Contact me for some (almost) free legal advice.
    I promise my services only require just a tip.
    But, with a gook husband, you are used to never receiving any big advice.
    And that’s definitely not a stretch.

  • Steve Steiner
    October 6, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    I fondly remember the first time Peyton and I made hot buttery love. Peyton will never forget “Mr. Stinkfist”

  • dough bro
    October 6, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Well TB, he has a $40. down payment on his bogus charges against you. This snowflake is all talk and no
    cock!! Hope the SOB learns his lesson……… the HARD way!!

  • Paul Shanley
    October 6, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    I helped Peyton Cook get his 1st violin.
    He earned it the hard way.

  • Andy Dick
    October 6, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Pey Pey is clearly the bottom.
    His little brown ring sees more
    traffic than the southeast expressway.

    • John Wayne Gacy
      October 6, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      His throat is like the Sumner Tunnel.

  • Trevor Noah
    October 6, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    I’ll give the hubby a nice rusty trombone.

  • Albert Fish
    October 6, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    I would carve Peyton Cook up like a virtual Thanksgiving turkey.

    • Jeffrey D
      October 6, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      Save me a leg please!

  • Korean boy band husband
    October 6, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    A painful divorce looms.

    • F*U
      October 6, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      Why?
      Only assets are a violin ,a nose ring and various eye makeup.
      Discovey for Prep has a shelf life. It’s a diminishing asset.

  • Chris
    October 6, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Awesome! Keep us updated, TB! Help this violent, self-entitled little boy to accept his stupidity and admit HE’S the “disgusting” one- NOT the stranger who provided him with free furniture. We want to see this little shit give an apology to that person and fix what he’s done.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    October 6, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Is his colon equipped with a gerbil running wheel?

  • Cowardly Faggot
    October 6, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    I don’t care at all that he’s gay, marry and fuck anyone you want. Don’t care that he’s a Liberal, he can choose while party he wants to represent him. He drives to someone’s Home to pick up a free cabinet and drives over her lawn. Fuck that, he deserves a vicious beating. Not because he’s a gay liberal, he fucked up her property. Guy couldn’t fight back against a 12 year old kid, no muscle or grit at all. He would cry that he was Gay Bashed and fail to mention he asked for a beating. Sometimes people need to learn there are people that will fuck you up for something like this. Be polite and respectful to all people, you never know who your Fucking with.

    • Dads jobs are never done
      October 6, 2020 at 2:20 pm

      Great advice that this pussy obviously never got. I know my two would never do that. Might not be the best father but my kids are respectful. Kid needs a beating

    • Teddy
      October 6, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      C.F. I’m going to Bloomy’s to buy you a nice outfit.

    • Gay men for TRUMP 2020
      October 6, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Faggots like him are the reason why some people are against gay rights. The abundance of fags with beliefs like him is also why I’m single. Some might call my vote an act of violence against myself… HA! Why would I want to be associated with any party this failure is apart of. It’s like they want freedom of individuality, but hate anyone who doesn’t think like them. Liberals…

  • CTK
    October 6, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    I personally know the family that gave away that nice file cabinet to a POS person. Nazi’s? What history lesson was he in. A loving family of three police officers and a very kind family. Imagine taking something for free and then sending a message like he sent. POS! I hope someday he needs an officer and no one shows up! You cant make this shit up, then he sells it! You would have thought he would have at least given it away, being tainted and all. lol Makes me second guess ever putting something up on FB again. Ive given away alot of nice stuff in the past. Thank god I didnt meet this POS.

  • lebaron92
    October 6, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Never trust a person with ‘Cook’ as a last name.
    Been there/done that 🙁

  • Dr Wu
    October 6, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Hey “pey pey” why don’t you just go away way

  • Westerly
    October 6, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Ooh, take it down TB!! Take it down TB!! You’re causing a “deformity” in my self-image. My parents told me a I was a special snowflake.

  • Done with this shit
    October 6, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    This is what our warped racist educational system is turning out now. Stupid people who refuse to use common sense. I hope that if he’s dumb enough to file a complaint, they send the homeowners son -THE NAZI COP- to speak with him about driving on his moms front lawn. Reaping what you sow-epic

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 6, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Looks like this chink-fucking faggot went big for his deformation suit. And as we all know, the people looking for free shit on facebook usually have a whole team of high priced jеw lawyers at their disposal.

    • Faggot Detector
      October 6, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      You just wake up? Late night of commenting to own anonymous trolls. Exciting life

      • China Flu
        October 6, 2020 at 12:14 pm

        Imagine wasting your time arguing with someone named “spic tormentor” online lmao

  • CrispyC
    October 6, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Where is desk girl Abi Horowitz when you need her. I sure hope she is sending a blog removal form to this betafag.

    • Twat
      October 6, 2020 at 2:15 pm

      Many thumbs up my friend. Miss desk girl abi’s escapades.

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 6, 2020 at 11:19 am

    How cute. He is going to “press charges.“

    Hey fuckhead,, ya gotta call the cops you want to defund to do that you hypocritical faggot. This type of asshole is everything that is wrong with the world today. I hope you step on the wrong lawn and get clapped you piece of shit.

  • bloop
    October 6, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Graduated college and still can’t spell. Fucking moron. Allegedly, rumor has it that according to anonymous sources, he gives skin flute lessons in back alleys for a small fee. Or free if you’re homeless. A true artist…..

    • Griff
      October 6, 2020 at 11:27 am

      Being afflicted with Liberalism is worse than anything I could possibly imagine. When was the last time you ever saw a happy Liberal who wasn’t bitching or complaining about anything supposedly wrong in the World for less than 15 minutes?

  • Jordis Brown
    October 6, 2020 at 11:10 am

    He has a website where he talks about himself in the 3rd person So glad the crazy lovers are consistently on the left

  • Sociopathic warfare
    October 6, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Turtleboy: “Next!!”

  • No Cash, No Lawyer!
    October 6, 2020 at 10:51 am

    If you’re selling a fake antique cabinet for $40 online you defiantly cant afford a Lawyer.

  • Peyton Skinflute
    October 6, 2020 at 10:41 am

    Oh yeah????
    If you don’t take this down now…….I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue!!
    How will you feel then???
    HMMMMM????

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 6, 2020 at 10:40 am

    I hope his math skills are better than his spelling skills or his tiny-dink-chink husband is going to hit the bricks and find more efficient husband

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 6, 2020 at 11:33 am

      That was you’re lamest fucking attempt yet in your quest to be me.

  • Buzz Mandich Inc.
    October 6, 2020 at 10:34 am

    The customary definition of antique requires that an item should be at least 100 years old and in original condition.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 6, 2020 at 10:33 am

    These homo liberals are the worst of all of the SJW’s. Destroys a lawn and the yard signs, takes the free cabinet, bitches at the owner, and then goes to sell it for $40.00.

    No wonder he likes assholes. He is one.

  • peyton place
    October 6, 2020 at 10:33 am

    i met that little gook at an asian massage parlor

  • moober
    October 6, 2020 at 10:33 am

    fucking headquarters over here trying to pass off a cheap piece of furniture as an antique

  • DIDDLER
    October 6, 2020 at 10:30 am

    I like to suck gook cock thst doesnt mesn thst I am a chinese virus super spreader for everyone. I sm just an azz spreader for my beloved lil gook.

  • Little Stevie
    October 6, 2020 at 10:28 am

    On a side note, pretty sure that’s not an antique, it’s faux looking antique.

    • Frank from American Pickers
      October 6, 2020 at 12:59 pm

      Thank you! That thing SCREAMS Home Goods clearance aisle.

  • Vigil Ante
    October 6, 2020 at 10:22 am

    I guarantee this weirdo is a kid toucher. Slim hairless Asian boy husband and before he came out of the closet was with that boyish looking Asian girl. The diddler wants a little boy to touch.

  • Paul Casale
    Me So Horny
    October 6, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Which member of BTS is his so-called husband? Its hard to tell…they all look the same!

  • Orion
    October 6, 2020 at 10:21 am

    The difference between me and TB is that I can totally be mad at this piece of shit for selling that cabinet for $40 dollars after wheedling it for free and looking a gift horse in the mouth. Shouldn’t be give due diligence and tell whoever he sold it to that he got it from a ‘nazi’ for free? Oh, and it’s spelled “wear” not “ware”. Clearly whatever schooling his parents paid for went to good use. Still can’t believe he gave up a hot asian girlfriend for guys.

  • Frances Gumm
    October 6, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Funny, no $40 filing cabinet on Quincy Yard Sale site anymore. Sold already?

  • Mahty Cucks Bartender
    October 6, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Case dismissed……

  • Ode to Get a Job
    October 6, 2020 at 10:12 am

    He plays the world’s smallest violin that’s for sure.

  • Doofus
    October 6, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Calls woman’s respect for police support of, “Nazi’s” and disrespects her property, then , threatens to use the law against article that states what he had done and said to this woman.

    Ah, the fresh scent of dank hypocrisy … can’t make this shit up.

  • Big Time Hollywood Agent
    October 6, 2020 at 10:08 am

    I hope Descovy films a new step up prep up commercial starring Diddler on the Roof and his Asian husband. The little vignette could be the both of them antiquing in their Subaru Outback or their VW Bug.

  • Frances Gumm
    October 6, 2020 at 10:07 am

    HAHA. When someone says they have talked to their lawyer, you know it’s a lie. If they talked to their lawyer and had a case, the first thing the lawyer would do is tell his or her client to have no further contact with the other party. Secondly, don’t think TB ever said this little nerd admitted to doing anything. TB said they have it on video which isn’t any kind of accusation. OH, will Peyton be using that $40 profit to for lawn restoration?

  • Chester Wifflescrew
    October 6, 2020 at 10:03 am

    I’m sure the person who has to find free stuff on the internet and flip it for 40 bucks has a team of lawyers ready to go!

    • Hu Fartted
      October 6, 2020 at 10:22 am

      Yeah, maybe he traded that $40 cabinet for some cheap legal advice.

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