Didi And The Reparations Patrol Is Filing A Rico Lawsuit Because Turtleboy Is A Terrorist Organization
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A turtle rider suggested that we should take the high road and stop blogging about public figure Didi Delgado. Wrong. The queen cheesehog declared war on the king of revenge. One thing we are very committed to at Turtleboy Sports is holding a grudge. When someone shuts down our Facebook page we don’t stop exposing them. However, we DID specifically request that you guys NOT report the racist Facebook Live video she put out earlier. And as usual none of you listened because the video has since been removed. So whatever you do we implore you NOT to keep reporting her posts. She is a successful, hard working, and totally NOT racist winner at life. Plus she’s gonna call the secretary of state, revoke our business license (don’t even know that is), and is even filing a Rico suit:
Uhoh, they’re kicking it up a notch. Apparently Turtleboy is now the Mafia AND a terrorist organization. The ghost of Bobby Kennedy himself will rise from the ashes and take up the case for Didi Delgado, and the tribunal will be held at Guantanamo Bay.
Can’t make this stuff up. At least her African-American friends come up with better ideas than the basic white chicks do:
Check your privilege hunny. Wild West Domains hasn’t hosted us in years. We have much, much more expensive hosting than that because of the tremendous size of our physically attractive audience. But hey, you Google Turtleboy Sports and that free website came up so you must’ve cracked the case.
Seriously though, what good are your white supporters if this is the best they can come up with? This chick’s bringing up crazy ol’ Gordon Davis:
I don’t know much about Niz here, but I’m willing to bet three things:
- She’s single
- She owns at least one cat
- She eats dinner aloe in bed and likely cries herself to sleep at least once a week
Ironically she realizes that encouraging people to read our blogs, even if it’s to hate us, still makes them turtle riding supporters:
I know one person who can’t stop…..
Didi herself. She shares most of the blogs we publish. She might’ve gotten our page taken down, but other than that she’s actually great for business.
Seriously though, if you get a couple minutes to spare for some amazing people watching, head on over to Didi’s page – it’s a real trip: