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You’ll never guess what Didi Delgado is up to today…..
Yes, that’s right. Didi is going live at 5 PM to call out the yogurt slinger who for some strange reason agreed to plant his seed deep inside Mount Woke. Evidently it was not the gay test tube guy. Someone actually agreed to swap juices with her, resulting in the creation of a human life. And this man will be revealed tonight at 5 PM. I for one cannot wait!!
Apparently this guy is a big shot in the activist community and has won awards for being an outstanding guy. He’s about to get a stampede of beefalopes calling him out though, so I don’t think he’s gonna be winning any awards after this.
And………she’s selling tickets too!!
What’s the refund policy?
This is the most ratchet thing I’ve ever seen. A rally to call out the baby daddy for beig a deadbeat on Facebook Live. Using your child as a prop to sell tickets to a public space, so you can air your personal grievances which could and should be handled in a court of law.
As usual, whenever someone who was previously a Didi supporter publicly questions her methods, they promptly get dismissed and blocked for not being woke enough:
Gotta love the white girl Jena Gong chiming while also checking her privilege:
“I’m not sure where my place is in this conversation as a non-black woman, and I’ll step aside if asked.”
Be more woke. You can’t.
The question everyone wants to know is…….
Who dat baby daddy??? Imagine he’s white?? God that would be such a juicy twist to this story.
Most normal people know who the father of their child is. But with Didi Delgado it turns into a reality TV show. One that I will not be missing.
The only thing I don’t get is how Didi is always referring to herself as “queer.” Ummmm…..since when do gay chicks get knocked up by straight dudes? And since when do straight dudes look at this:
And say to themselves, “I’d like to impregnate that thing”?
See ya at 5.