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Didi Delgado Violates Facebook’s Terms Of Service By Openly Discussing Her Vibrator Usage And Comparing With SJW Cult Followers

Didi Delgado Violates Facebook’s Terms Of Service By Openly Discussing Her Vibrator Usage And Comparing With SJW Cult Followers

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Here’s your daily dose of “Didi Delgado posts terrible things on Facebook that don’t get taken down because Facebook doesn’t wanna be accused of being racist”:

Yup, that’s right. Just what everyone was hoping to see tonight. The queen cheesehog polling her followers about how they sauce their taco. Lord knows there isn’t enough queso dip that would make that enchilada edible.

Unfortunately there were many, many respondents who happily offered up their weapon of choice when finding Nemo. Like Susan here:

Oh for fuck’s sake. She’s gone through not one, not two, not three, but EIGHT selfie sticks. Not because they broke, but because she “wore them out.” Sure, she could’ve just offered up a recommendation, but I think we can all agree that we wanted this woman right here to explain to us just how often she double clicks her mouse.

Oh, and she’s a school teacher in Providence:

A teacher publicly boasting on a known racist’s public Facebook page about how often she diddles the skittle, in a place where kids can easily read it? Definitely NOT appropriate. Luckily the Juanita Sanchez Educational Complex does not have a Facebook page. They do however have Google reviews which you can find hereand you should definitely NOT leave a review about this teacher openly bragging about how often she stimulates her local economy.

There were more…

Johanne, we all wanted to know more about the methods you use to reach the G spot.

So thanks for sharing!!

And apparently Didi feels that clitoral orgasms are over too quickly. She’s all about that “g spot intervention.” This is information that normal people share publicly with thousands of followers.

From the looks of it it certainly seems like Didi Delgado will be spending her next reparation fundraiser cash on the Hitachi Magic Wand:

Didi bout to get that Groupon for the rechargeable one too:

And she’s got a promo code for 20% off:

#Winning!

Others had different recommendations with more visuals:

 

Gee whiz Liz, tell us all more about the thrusting motions you experience from your magnetized Dr. Phildo.

Didi likes what she hears though:

I’m telling you, once those reparations payments start coming into her PayPal on Friday she’s gonna be hitchhiking the south like it’s going out of style!!!

Anyway, this is an obvious violation of Facebook’s terms and conditions. But you should definitely NOT mass report this post for sexual content and//or pornography. She could get in trouble, and then she’ll never get the Hitachi Wand that reparation Santa promised her!!

Honestly, Didi was the best thing that ever happened to us. Sure, our Facebook page is temporarily gone, page views are down a little bit, and there are currently 88,500 missing turtle riders without a home. But it’s really brought us together, stregthened our resolve, and given us a never ending source of material to blog about.

Oh, and the lawsuit’s looking promising too. Facebook still as not responded to our demand letter, and they probably won’t in the next 11 days. This of course will force us to take legal action against them. And if you don’t think we’re gonna win that then you’re smoking crack. We’ve already assembled a small team of small business owners who have had the same exact thing happen to them. We’ve spoken with several class action attorneys who want in. And most importantly, Facebook has a long and documented history of settling out of court when people bring lawsuits much weaker than ours. Like this one for $20 million, this one for $3.9 million, this one, and this one for potentially $1 billion!!

Notice a trend on any of those? Facebook didn’t fight any of them. They never do. Because it’s easier to pay people to go away. Their product is that weak, and their operation is that much of a clownshow. And if we got in a courtroom and showed a California judge some of the things that Facebook’s world class engineers determined were sexual violence, they’d be humiliated.

So yea, at the end of the day we’re not only gonna get our page back, but we’re gonna make a shitload of money off of this and invest it back into the company to make Turtleboy a billion times better for you people. You deserve it. We deserve it. And Didi deserves to be the greatest villain in Turtleboy history. Sorry Didi, $0.00 will be given to your reparations fund.

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

35 Comment(s)
  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    December 20, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Fucking SICK. Just SICK.

  • Turtle Rider
    December 20, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Forget about Didi Delgado. We wanna know about the 59-year-old Webster stripper that left the club with a level 3 sex offender and was later found dead in the trunk of a burning car in a Worcester cemetery.

  • The IRS
    December 20, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    Nobody gets away from us, Delgado. Al Capone found out the hard way.

    Karma is a bitch, but we’re the biggest bitch of all.

    You’ll have plenty of skittle playtime in federal prison.

  • oops we did it again
    December 20, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    i had to sign in and re-post review just now not sure why that happened but reviews appear to be shrinking

    • No such thing as free speech
      December 20, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      They are being reported.

      • oops we did it again
        December 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm

        i figured since there were six and then mine and another was missing

        just sign back into gmail, and re-post

  • Yuck
    December 20, 2017 at 10:50 am

    The only sex these fat, ugly women will ever get is with a vibrator. No surprise here.

    • SVU
      December 20, 2017 at 12:02 pm

      Well DiDi has a child. The father is gay. Before he could come out, he giving it to DiDi cause that was as close to a man he could have at the time. Finally it came out that he was playing for the other team which explains his relationship with doggy. But other then him I can’t imagine any men who is attracted to woman, ever wanting her. If her looks don’t turn your stomach, the minute she opens her mouth it will for sure.

  • Bridgewater bound
    December 20, 2017 at 9:56 am

    Gross sexual pervs.

  • Bub
    December 20, 2017 at 9:46 am

    This blog reminds me of that South Park where Cartman sucks Butters’ dick and thinks he owned him because that means Butters is gay, only to discover most people think it actually makes him gay.

    Yeah, publicly posting about one’s vibrator usage is somewhat trashy, but in writing a blog attempting to rationalize why and shame the participants is infinitely more trashy and retarded than the post itself.

    • oops we did it again
      December 20, 2017 at 10:04 am

      the back story on my the hell the blog is giving her is key. without that one would have no context, read back to other blogs.

      • oops i did it again
        December 20, 2017 at 2:20 pm

        to clarify, as posted above:

        reporting a schoolteacher speaking nastily on FB because you think it’s nasty is not a moral crime. having the IQ to post where you work while posting nastily about sex on a racist you worships page is just deserving a smack just for failing the human race. not to mention yes her cult is the one who took down TBS FB CONSTANTLY

  • JoeMomma
    December 20, 2017 at 9:00 am

    When you are that ugly inside and out, batteries are your only friend.

  • Ohhhhh yuck
    December 20, 2017 at 8:39 am

    What do you think vibrates more…..the vibrator or didi’s fat rolls?

    • SVU
      December 20, 2017 at 11:54 am

      The rolls, no doubt.

  • paranoiawilldestroyya
    December 20, 2017 at 8:36 am

    I get you being butt hurt and looking for a payday with facebook. I also get wanting to take DiDi down for taking the main TB page down, but, why are you trying to take people who comment on her page down too? You get your panties in a twist about it happening to you, then turn around and constantly send your cult masses to do the very same thing to other people. Not just DiDi and her lame ass followers, you do it to people all the time. Some deserving, some not. Keep playing the victim, and reaching for the little things to cry about happening to you though. Sometimes, you are no better than the people you blog about.

    • oops we did it again
      December 20, 2017 at 10:02 am

      because Susan and the others are cult followers whose mass false reports brought down turtleboysports main source of traffic

      • White girl/black girl.., just a girl
        December 20, 2017 at 11:31 am

        If it wasn’t for all DiDi’s white women followers she wouldn’t be the way she is. They feed into her. And they are the problem just as much as DiDi.

      • paranoiawilldestroyya
        December 20, 2017 at 1:42 pm

        Don’t misunderstand me, I think DiDi’s followers are bat shit looney to give her money because they are white and feel bad about it.

        So, because some of her cult followers reported you, they must all pay? You can’t honestly assume all of her thousands of insane followers reported you. Just like you shouldn’t assume all of your turtleriders report her. TB would flip their lids if any of the riders were at risk of losing their jobs just for commenting on a post. Wasn’t there just an entire blog yesterday about how unfair it was to successfully get something taken down just because someone was wearing an item of clothing that said Turtleboy?

        • oops i did it again
          December 20, 2017 at 2:18 pm

          reporting a schoolteacher speaking nastily on FB because you think it’s nasty is not a moral crime. having the IQ to post where you work while posting nastily about sex on a racist you worships page is just deserving a smack just for failing the human race. not to mention yes her cult is the one who took down TBS FB CONSTANTLY

  • Sheik Yerbouti
    December 20, 2017 at 8:36 am

    Ah yes, the “pro trump” troll will be my most amusing slave.

    I will give him an all-over Brazilian wax and put him in a dress, and he will have blue cheese-scented Taliban balls across his chin continuously.

    I am quite interested in enslaving useful idiot liberal boys, especially the Antifa ones. They are experts at pretending their mouths are vaginas. They even grow facial hair to cover up the stretch marks, so good are they at treating their tonsils like a cervix.

  • BlackandWhite
    December 20, 2017 at 8:25 am

    When choosing a toy, does she discriminate by color????

    • oops we did it again
      December 20, 2017 at 10:00 am

      epic

  • SVU
    December 20, 2017 at 7:20 am

    It’s completely understandable that each of these woman use a silicone tool to get off. I don’t think any man in his right mind would ever stick there’s in them. Nasty bitches. And that Susan Garland.. awesome job writing on the internet how you destroy such a hefty plug in the wall dildo. It’s only the internet. It will be there forever

  • whatevuh
    December 20, 2017 at 5:43 am

    In my mind, that’s vibrator abuse, they should be fined

  • pro trump
    December 20, 2017 at 4:59 am

    if u hate niggrs this has been the best site out there recently. go get em turtleboy

    • d
      December 20, 2017 at 5:18 am

      Good effort troll. Real convincing!

    • 2017
      December 20, 2017 at 7:28 am

      Thanks asshole, your the reason everyone thinks the turtle is racist. The black people that suck ate the ones who think we owe them everything as they suck off our country. Sone whites dro that too; the turtle writes about them as well. Loosers come in all colors.

  • HAndy helper
    December 20, 2017 at 12:53 am

    Didi in your Caden for ultimate g spot simulation I would recommend the Stanley BR87 underwater jackhammer. It is colored bright yellow so should be easy to spot if you lose it in any of your rollls. Also, the underwater feature should be useful as it will operate once the copious amounts of perspiration begin to trickle down from every fat cell in your body. Another handy feature would be the extendable handles on each side to spread and hold those roast beef flaps from blowing in the wind for ultimate penetration. Good luck

    • Fitzy
      December 20, 2017 at 11:38 am

      Whatever she ends up using will either require an outlet supported by a 30 amp breaker or something running a 50 to 1 fuel mix

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        December 20, 2017 at 6:43 pm

        Omg AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      December 20, 2017 at 6:46 pm

      I had to look up your recommendation. Yep, that’ll definitely do the job for Fat Whale Delgado!!

  • #dinnersnogoodcomingup
    December 20, 2017 at 12:17 am

    Talk about puke-fest, nobody wants to think about this cow getting it on with toys, f that! She’s so nasty, has no morals, she’s trash. Any sjw that pays her, or anyone at that matter that pays her, they should be put down for being the dumbest morons on the planet. I feel very sorry for her daughter and any children of these idiots, they are being raised by brainless asshats. God help us.

  • Steve
    December 19, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    No more turtle before bed gonna have nightmares After reading that Already trembling.

  • oops i did it again
    December 19, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    “Definitely NOT appropriate. Luckily the Juanita Sanchez Educational Complex does not have a Facebook page. They do however have Google reviews which you can find here, and you should definitely NOT leave a review about this teacher openly bragging about how often she stimulates her local economy.”

    done! oh you said NOT to, my baddd 🙂

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