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Dighton Sybian Jockey Wants Free Christmas Stuff For Adult Kid And 2 Crotch Fruits, Quit Job Last Month, Lives In Nice House, Goes On Cruises, Drinks Like A Fish

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This is Angela Kershaw from Dighton.

It’s December 14, so naturally she decided to start her Christmas shopping today. Except instead of going to the store or going on Amazon and buying shit for her crotch nuggets, she decided to go on a Fall River yard sale page and beg for “xmas” stuff for her kids because she’s “hrten.”

The only thing that’s hurten right now is the English language.

Luckily someone brought up the fact that she had all year to plan for Christmas, and instead was trying to guilt a bunch of strangers into playing south coast Santa Claus for her.

As you can see, Shyanne was anxious to defend this sybian jockey’s honor by pointing out that she has an arrangement with her bestie where she buys her tampons every month and in return she gets nothing. Because without her generosity her friend’s Red Sea would overflow into the Persian Gulf and all hell would break loose.

Except here’s the problem – Angela admitted on Facebook that she voluntarily quit her job because she doesn’t like doing dishes.


She’s been posting about shopping sprees.

She has plenty of money for girls night at the bar.

And going out for movies and tampons with friends.

Nevertheless, Shyanne insisted on formulating excuses for this swamp donkey.

Ya know why people online panhandle? Because people like Shyanne exist. Because they know that when reasonable people call them out on their bullshit the enablers will be there to fight their battles for them. Of course people like Shyanne never actually offer them any money, presumably because they’ve spent it all on tampons for their friends.

Then there was Harley Ann who came in hot with the only God can judge routine.

Nah. Hard pass on that. How bout I say whatever I feel like saying and you just kind of sit there and get mad about it instead? I work my ass off all year and budget appropriately to make sure I can provide my kids with a Christmas. When I see a grown woman wasting her money on stupid shit, refusing to work, and then pulling a pity party 11 days before Christmas I am going to judge the shit out of her.

Linda was fired up too.

Did she say she doesn’t work? Actually yes.

She did. Shove that up your taco warmer Linda.

Then Pastor Chantel started quoting scripture to let everyone know that she was more enlightened than those who believe that begging for free shit 11 days before Christmas is shitting parenting.

Bitch, you ain’t never read the Bible. The day that I get lectured about Jesus by this pork grenade.

Is the day I start worshipping Satan.

So we know Angela just quit her job, and goes out drinking and whatnot, but is there anywhere else she could’ve cut corners to avoid this online panhandling? Let’s check her Facebook page.

See the bartender in background in the blue shirt? Guess where he works.

That’s the Norwegian Cruise line uniform on the pool deck. They go out of Boston every week to Bermuda. Uncle Turtleboy recognized it right away when I sent him this story idea because he went on it this summer.

She’s got TONS of pictures from what appear to be her annual trips to Bermuda.

She’s got a pretty nice house too for someone who can’t afford to buy her kid’s Christmas gifts.

And they just got the porch redone!

She’s been married.

She parties with the crew in hotel rooms.

Oh. My. God. The woman on the left. That is the most Fall River thing these eyes have ever seen.

She also has been selling her kid’s shit for the last week or so all over yard sale pages.

Here’s an idea – spend the money you made pawning your kid’s shit on Christmas gifts this year. Might work.

Oh, and she’s also bought her kids “another” dirt bike because, “my kids come first.”

And how old are these kids anyway?

She’s begging for free shit for a 18 year old. A grown adult. This is who we’re supposed to feel bad for.

Doesn’t look like she’s hurten so bad after all.

Christmas is a religious holiday and we’re supposed to enjoy time with our family and provide each other with love and blah, blah, blah. But of course these heathens only go to church when one of their friends OD’s and croaks, so that concept is completely foreign to them.

34 Comment(s)
  • TurdSlicerInspector
    January 16, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Tranney. Tranney for sure.

  • Dawn
    December 17, 2018 at 7:20 am

    Wtf is wrong with you people. She made a mistake whit her job without finding a new one first. Has no funds for christmas atm, none of this has anything to do with that she could go on cruises and shit while she still had that job. She is selling her children’s unneeded items trying to get money for her family and she is judged for this? Story: single mom makes mistake, trying to fix it herself and asks for help. Doesn’t lie! Doesn’t make pornos with children in background etc. Doesn’t do anything that the dirtbags on here all usually do. I honestly believe turtleboy should send her a gift card for groceries so they can at least have a nice holiday meal. because we all know you are now profiting off of her story.

    • Beggars
      December 17, 2018 at 9:52 am

      Go fuck yourself you piece of shit lol… I work full time, do side jobs all fn day, and don’t have a house ANYWHERE NEAR what hers looks like. Rent a shithole 1br apartment, I have never taken a cruise in my life, nor can I afford to drink or have children, so I don’t. You’re all a bunch of scumbags, I hope you guys get cancer for Christmas 🙂

  • Peter Niss
    Ethyl Murtz
    December 16, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    I am appalled by the absolutely foul language used to slander this poor woman who is clearly struggling enough without your negativity adding to her problems. All you horrible people in this comments section ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You are horrible people.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    December 16, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    I work for a children’s charity, and I run a “Toys for Tots.” I helped a mom carry her stuff to her car, which was very expensive, and much nicer than mine (because I work for a non profit.) My co worker told me that woman was going church to church asking for shit. Her able bodied husband was with her at 11 in the morning. No work boots for these parents! Guaranteed those kids aren’t going to ever see those toys. They are going to end up on Facebook marketplace or some shit.

    • Amy Marks
      Amy Marks
      December 16, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      I stopped giving to those when the lists kept getting more and more outrageous, culminating in one mom’s request for Chanel perfume. 

    • Karma Bitch
      December 21, 2018 at 5:34 pm

      Bullshit. This isn’t a poor single mom who is starving, this is a spoiled brat bitch who is married to a husband who makes a lot of money in construction and owns a truck several cars and a trailer. She brags about smoking weed every day and scamming her drug test before bailing on yet another job and she’s done enough drugs to kill a horse. Her parents and kids grandparents provide expensive clothes, toys and name brand clothes. Oh, and IPads and game systems and big screen TVs. She vacations to Disney, on cruises and to Vegas. She’s done countless expensive renovations like stone work and more to that house with a pool in the backyard. Shame on YOU fior being duped and taking away from
      People who really need it. This is a disgusting lying greedy pig who deserves the karma finally catching up to her.

    • Katie
      February 7, 2020 at 8:20 am

      This bitch would rather sell her kids prescriptions for her own gain than to actually go out and work for a living. Don’t feel sorry for a chemical dumpster like this. I’ve known this person for a long time and I’m applauded by the shit she’s done.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Phil McKracken
    December 16, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Gangsta loving, size queen, filthy whore. Her and the rest of her lazy ilk should be subject to mandatory sterilization and public shaming

  • Nasty Town
    December 16, 2018 at 10:05 am

    That right there, is a woman who has been rode hard and put up wet. That thing going on on her face though…can’t get past it

  • Clitty Litter
    December 15, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    Some day, in the near future, there will be those that mock us for using our tedious full sentences and fancy full spelling.
    FRFR 100% TTYL

  • J
    December 15, 2018 at 11:39 am

    I work as many jobs as I can and as many hours as possible. I have drastically downgraded my life and need extensive dental work. My Jeep is 14 years old. My husband and I don’t have kids because we can’t afford to. I could not possibly ask for a cent from anyone. How the hell does she live in a house nicer than I can dream of and have a new truck?
    I don’t care how much you hate your job. You don’t quit unless you have another lined up.
    My thing is if you can afford a vacation you are not hurting for money. That is a luxury. Hell for me a day off without being sick is a luxury. I work 7 days a week. I have to save up to take a planned day off. That can take months.
    If she can’t afford Christy it’s because she makes bad choices. Get a cheaper house. Tell your kid they can’t have a dirt bike, get a reliable less expensive vehicle.
    And even if her friends pay for her cruises that’s still costing her because those are days off from work.
    It’s impossible for me to feel sorry for people like this.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 15, 2018 at 9:28 am

    Man she is used looking

    Agreed. Spent her settlement. Merry Christmas!

    There’s a mattress at the shelter for you.


  • Rufus Leikin
    December 15, 2018 at 1:42 am

    What a miserable White Trash scumbag!

  • Tommy Fitz
    December 15, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Banged her at D street projects with my crew back in the day

    • old colony
      December 15, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      she shined my pole a few times parked by chuck and ann’s (daytime) fucking skank

      • Triple Os
        December 16, 2018 at 2:14 am

        Me and the crew used to do her. That girl is poison never trust a big butt smelly pussy and a smile

  • Dick LaBone
    December 15, 2018 at 12:23 am

    I dig her cock ring necklace….

  • ugh
    December 14, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    Thanks for the reminder of why I NEVER want to go on a cruise.

  • John Candy
    December 14, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Here’s a quarter, have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

  • I Hate all Ratchets
    December 14, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    You sure thats not a guy? That St Patricks day pic is looking like a guy to me

    • Scary
      December 15, 2018 at 6:02 am

      St. Patrick’s Day pic is disturbing, looks like tranny leprechaun… an evil tranny leprechaun.

  • ElJefe72
    December 14, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Shyanne is pretty cute. Dumb as a box of rocks though.

  • Gramps
    December 14, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    I know my eyes are bad, but goddamm that looks like a man, baby. Angela=Andy?

  • Milf Assessor
    December 14, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Solar, new pickup truck in drive.  House $400k+ easy.   

    M onto something indeed..spent the settlement 

    I predict she will be the div ho out nightly gonna be banging gaming 30yr olds till 50s

    ‘Friends’ are probably all same type or worse

    Coming to a bar near u

  • Reactionary
    December 14, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    “Don’t Judge!” should be the epitaph for Massachusetts when this state finally collapses.

  • Y
    December 14, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    Go on her FB and look at the rest of her pictures…she looks like she’s got the disease that’s been going around.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 14, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    These beggars have got to stop. Keep shaming them. Angela and her Newport puffing “crew” are the reason I never ever go on cruises. Who would voluntarily be shut up with these kinds of miscreants? Harley Ann has one notable redeeming quality but best not to come too close. I’ll look from behind but won’t touch.

  • itsjustme
    December 14, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    That porch must have cost a pretty penny, we just had a similar one added to our house and it cost $15,000, some of the estimates went up to $28,000.
    We are going on this same cruise this summer and those aren’t cheap either (hey uncle, what did you think about it?) You can make them cheaper by sharing a room and getting a cheap room, but I have no desire to share the smallest room on earth with my kids and on a boat. So, we get the Deluxe balcony suite and the kids get to share a regular.

    I wonder how long ago she got divorced? I have a theory it was recent and she went wild spend her half of husband’s 401k and any stocks or whatever he may have had and now she is out of money. Same thing happened to an ex friend of mine. Money was gone in a few months. Several thousand, that took many years to save.

    • Leonard Washington
      December 14, 2018 at 3:24 pm

      I think you are onto something.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Grant Fuhr
        December 14, 2018 at 8:17 pm

        From the looks of her in those pics, I’d say she needs the money to pay back Diego to feed her fix.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    December 14, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    You just know she has a gravely voice and she has no use for the letter “R” in anything she says.

  • exit 69
    December 14, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Anything new with tags and still in the wrapper… Guarantee its stolen merch. I also would not be surprised to find out her kids are gonna have a great xmas with stuff she already bought. Its so obvious she is just looking for donations hoping for cash instead of gifts. This scam is so obvious, it hurts… or I guess it hrtz!

    • J
      December 15, 2018 at 11:26 am

      She’ll just sell the shit on that yard sale page later.

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