Dingo Snack Crotch Fruits Assault Elderly Lady, Stomp On Cars In Mall Rampage While Telling Strangers To “Get Fucked”


If you think bratty American kids are out of control then check out what two 9 year old girls in Gold Coast, Australia recently did on a trip to the mall.

These kids are raised by Kangaroos. Toss these little dingo snacks in a herd of sheep and let Darwin take his course. If they lived in America they’d be on Dr. Phil by Tuesday and have their first rap album by Thursday. Cash me outback, how bow dah?

Just to review, two free range crotch fruits rampaged through a mall, got into a fight over cigarettes (of course they did), tried to fight an elderly woman, swore at a pregnant lady, spit on security guards, stomped on a stranger’s car, and then yelled, “we know the law you can’t touch us” when authorities arrived.

In other words, these poon polyps are ready to begin their new life in Brockton.

This whole thing is so Australia it hurts. This is what you get when your country was founded by British convicts. They found this ginormous land mass that was hardly being used in the South Pacific, and they said, “we’re gonna send every wonker and drunkard in England over there to rot.”

Well guess what? Convicts don’t use condoms. And the raw dog trophies they create end up producing more raw dog trophies, and the next thing you know kids are beating up elderly women for cigarettes while yelling “get fucked” on the top of a stranger’s vehicle.

The only thing security could do was take their scooter.

But these little wallabes go that back quickly too.

I don’t really know much about Australia, but the fact that they have malls and bratty kids who yell at adults leads me to believe we are dealing with the Hampton Beach of the international community.





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32 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 29, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Run out of local nut-bags already?

    Regurgitating videos the can be seen on a million other sites is no way to build a brand.

    Be better.

  • Independent Thinker
    March 29, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Someone should tell these feral kids to try doing this on the expressway when a car is going 70 mph. Very easy way to reduce the future prison population.

  • Too funny
    March 28, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    “If you take it I’ll bloody kill you…give me my scooter.”

    Too fckn funny. Best line ever, could come from two feral Australian 9 year-olds or any Liberal in America.

    Either one of these kids could kick Randall Guys ass, hahaha.

    Nice job SSTG

  • Been Here Too Long
    March 28, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Yeah thought this blog was about Masshole Heaven not 15,000 miles away with people who have drunk Masshole accents.

  • Kim Un Jong
    March 28, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Convict descendants.

  • Cleon Skousen
    March 28, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Thanks to multiculturalism, places like Australia are suffering from the side effects of bringing the shithole to the westernized world. Next they’ll be fighting over chicken wings and purple drank.

  • Donald J T
    March 28, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    I am going to ask Pompeo if we Can place Australia on the travel ban list?

  • Slow News Day Bloody Wankers?
    March 28, 2019 at 2:21 pm


    Not enough stuff to write about in the 413?

    Dredging the bottom of the barrel to find something in AUSTRALIA?

    Something STINKS of desperation! And Newports!

    • Batman
      March 28, 2019 at 5:06 pm

      STFU Randall,. If you dislike the site so much why do you come here every day and comment multiple times on each blog? Douchebag

  • Jeffrey Epstein
    March 28, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    I believe these need to be sent to the Jeffrey E House of Corrections and I will take care of reforming these precious children

    • Greg Not Normal
      March 28, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      Hey Jewbag they’re so far gone it wouldn’t even be honestly called rape.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 28, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    who gives a shit about this?

  • Crockoshit Dundee
    March 28, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    The sun gets to they heads.

  • Elaine
    March 28, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    A dingo ate your baby.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 28, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 28, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      Oops, I think you were referencing Elaine/Seinfeld:

      • Batman
        March 28, 2019 at 5:09 pm

        No it was some other movie set down under, can’t remember the name. Meryl Streep said it in the movie I believe. Love your dedication Y, and comments.

  • Nee Chi
    March 28, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    These kids know the laws. They already know nothing will happen to them. The worst part is no one thinks they can touch those little shits.

  • Women’s Studies Major
    March 28, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Little cunt grow up to be big cunts
    It’s science

  • hank
    March 28, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    A solid open handed slap across the face would sort those dodgy cunts out right quick and shut those mouths up. Or go with the hand clamp on the back of the neck like the old man used to do when I was an asshole. The helpless feeling of a vice grip on the back of your neck paired with no ability to escape calms things down fast.

    • Klan Rider
      March 28, 2019 at 8:25 pm

      How about a solid AR-15 and empty some brains out.

      • Ricks
        April 4, 2019 at 6:37 am

        Keep that up and you’ll be visited by the SWAT team some early morning.

  • Lizzie Borden
    March 28, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Helensvale is where I settled after I was acquitted by a Fall River jury.

  • Crocodile Dundee
    March 28, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    OY! You’d think these little buggers where at an AC/DC concert. Crikey! Off to the dunney with these lots. The dungo parents are probably tossers too.

  • Steven Pinker
    March 28, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    I have to ask given the authors recent history and use of deductive as opposed to inductive reasoning; Are they RACIST too?

    • Colin Flaherty
      March 28, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      Steven Pinker:
      If what you’re asking is: Does this author intend to suggest that the actions of these individuals are racially motivated without suppositional evidence, than yes. Yes she is.

      I would like to add that, without knowing anything outside of the information provided from the article; that most crimes committed are done so from within a given ethnic or racial tribe. That being said, the probability that the perpetrators are not Caucasian or Asian is very high given crime rate data. Logic. Facts. Feeling go away.

  • Harry Richard
    March 28, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Where’s Australia? South of Fall River?

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    March 28, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Those little dingo BABIES swear worse than I do! What in the actual FUCK? They brought them HOME! TBS, you absolutely have to find out more. I’m dying to see what these parents are.

    Also, the March shirts are fucking hilarious Totally will snag one!

  • Christopher Lettiere
    March 28, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Australia and the UK have been overrun by the left, and we, Americans, are next.
    Avi Yemeni (AUS) and Tommy Robinson (UK) have been warning Americans for years now!
    Stop voting D!!!

      March 28, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      It’s why if you’re a republican, you need to push for a full racial cleanse. Trump is fully on board for it. Ovens, whatever it takes. MAGA.

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