If you think bratty American kids are out of control then check out what two 9 year old girls in Gold Coast, Australia recently did on a trip to the mall.
WATCH: Two nine-year-old girls have gone on a rampage at a Helensvale shopping centre. @JordanFabris9 #9News pic.twitter.com/OfZt9E32zJ
— Nine News Gold Coast (@9NewsGoldCoast) March 26, 2019
These kids are raised by Kangaroos. Toss these little dingo snacks in a herd of sheep and let Darwin take his course. If they lived in America they’d be on Dr. Phil by Tuesday and have their first rap album by Thursday. Cash me outback, how bow dah?
Just to review, two free range crotch fruits rampaged through a mall, got into a fight over cigarettes (of course they did), tried to fight an elderly woman, swore at a pregnant lady, spit on security guards, stomped on a stranger’s car, and then yelled, “we know the law you can’t touch us” when authorities arrived.
In other words, these poon polyps are ready to begin their new life in Brockton.
This whole thing is so Australia it hurts. This is what you get when your country was founded by British convicts. They found this ginormous land mass that was hardly being used in the South Pacific, and they said, “we’re gonna send every wonker and drunkard in England over there to rot.”
Well guess what? Convicts don’t use condoms. And the raw dog trophies they create end up producing more raw dog trophies, and the next thing you know kids are beating up elderly women for cigarettes while yelling “get fucked” on the top of a stranger’s vehicle.
The only thing security could do was take their scooter.
But these little wallabes go that back quickly too.
I don’t really know much about Australia, but the fact that they have malls and bratty kids who yell at adults leads me to believe we are dealing with the Hampton Beach of the international community.
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32 Comment(s)
Run out of local nut-bags already?
Regurgitating videos the can be seen on a million other sites is no way to build a brand.
Be better.
Someone should tell these feral kids to try doing this on the expressway when a car is going 70 mph. Very easy way to reduce the future prison population.
“If you take it I’ll bloody kill you…give me my scooter.”
Too fckn funny. Best line ever, could come from two feral Australian 9 year-olds or any Liberal in America.
Ps
Either one of these kids could kick Randall Guys ass, hahaha.
Nice job SSTG
Yeah thought this blog was about Masshole Heaven not 15,000 miles away with people who have drunk Masshole accents.
Convict descendants.
Thanks to multiculturalism, places like Australia are suffering from the side effects of bringing the shithole to the westernized world. Next they’ll be fighting over chicken wings and purple drank.
I am going to ask Pompeo if we Can place Australia on the travel ban list?
WOW!
Not enough stuff to write about in the 413?
Dredging the bottom of the barrel to find something in AUSTRALIA?
Something STINKS of desperation! And Newports!
STFU Randall,. If you dislike the site so much why do you come here every day and comment multiple times on each blog? Douchebag
I believe these need to be sent to the Jeffrey E House of Corrections and I will take care of reforming these precious children
Hey Jewbag they’re so far gone it wouldn’t even be honestly called rape.
who gives a shit about this?
The sun gets to they heads.
A dingo ate your baby.
A DINGO ATE YOUR BAY-BEE!!!!!!!!
Oops, I think you were referencing Elaine/Seinfeld:
No it was some other movie set down under, can’t remember the name. Meryl Streep said it in the movie I believe. Love your dedication Y, and comments.
A Cry in the Dark with Meryl Streep:
These kids know the laws. They already know nothing will happen to them. The worst part is no one thinks they can touch those little shits.
Little cunt grow up to be big cunts
It’s science
A solid open handed slap across the face would sort those dodgy cunts out right quick and shut those mouths up. Or go with the hand clamp on the back of the neck like the old man used to do when I was an asshole. The helpless feeling of a vice grip on the back of your neck paired with no ability to escape calms things down fast.
How about a solid AR-15 and empty some brains out.
Keep that up and you’ll be visited by the SWAT team some early morning.
Helensvale is where I settled after I was acquitted by a Fall River jury.
OY! You’d think these little buggers where at an AC/DC concert. Crikey! Off to the dunney with these lots. The dungo parents are probably tossers too.
I have to ask given the authors recent history and use of deductive as opposed to inductive reasoning; Are they RACIST too?
Steven Pinker:
If what you’re asking is: Does this author intend to suggest that the actions of these individuals are racially motivated without suppositional evidence, than yes. Yes she is.
I would like to add that, without knowing anything outside of the information provided from the article; that most crimes committed are done so from within a given ethnic or racial tribe. That being said, the probability that the perpetrators are not Caucasian or Asian is very high given crime rate data. Logic. Facts. Feeling go away.
Where’s Australia? South of Fall River?
Those little dingo BABIES swear worse than I do! What in the actual FUCK? They brought them HOME! TBS, you absolutely have to find out more. I’m dying to see what these parents are.
Also, the March shirts are fucking hilarious Totally will snag one!
Australia and the UK have been overrun by the left, and we, Americans, are next.
Avi Yemeni (AUS) and Tommy Robinson (UK) have been warning Americans for years now!
Stop voting D!!!
It’s why if you’re a republican, you need to push for a full racial cleanse. Trump is fully on board for it. Ovens, whatever it takes. MAGA.
Eat a dick