If you think bratty American kids are out of control then check out what two 9 year old girls in Gold Coast, Australia recently did on a trip to the mall.
— Nine News Gold Coast (@9NewsGoldCoast) March 26, 2019
These kids are raised by Kangaroos. Toss these little dingo snacks in a herd of sheep and let Darwin take his course. If they lived in America they’d be on Dr. Phil by Tuesday and have their first rap album by Thursday. Cash me outback, how bow dah?
Just to review, two free range crotch fruits rampaged through a mall, got into a fight over cigarettes (of course they did), tried to fight an elderly woman, swore at a pregnant lady, spit on security guards, stomped on a stranger’s car, and then yelled, “we know the law you can’t touch us” when authorities arrived.
In other words, these poon polyps are ready to begin their new life in Brockton.
This whole thing is so Australia it hurts. This is what you get when your country was founded by British convicts. They found this ginormous land mass that was hardly being used in the South Pacific, and they said, “we’re gonna send every wonker and drunkard in England over there to rot.”
Well guess what? Convicts don’t use condoms. And the raw dog trophies they create end up producing more raw dog trophies, and the next thing you know kids are beating up elderly women for cigarettes while yelling “get fucked” on the top of a stranger’s vehicle.
The only thing security could do was take their scooter.
But these little wallabes go that back quickly too.
I don’t really know much about Australia, but the fact that they have malls and bratty kids who yell at adults leads me to believe we are dealing with the Hampton Beach of the international community.
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