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Disgraced El Paso Cop Turned Meter Maid At Berklee College Apologizes To Spoiled Students For Letting Boston Cops Piss In The Bathroom During Riots

 

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Berklee College is an overpriced music school that steals money from stupid 18 year olds who think they have a future as musicians. They graduate from there with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of loans and can’t pay them back with their useless degree. They are tax exempt and receive huge endowments. And last week they announced that the biggest problem they’re choosing to tackle is the epidemic of police officers pissing in their bathrooms.


If you’re a college president and a student contacts you and says they were “hurt” or “betrayed” because a police officer had to go to the bathroom, then you should laugh in their faces and never, ever stop. Because they are children and no rational adult should ever take them seriously.

But of course these cowering, pathetic, pandering pussies did the exact opposite. They apologized to the spoiled, wealthy, elitist, useless slugs they call “students,” for “perpetuating feelings of oppression, silencing, and marginalization.”

How the fuck are you oppressed by a cop taking a whiz? Would you rather he wear a diaper? I hope Boston Police urinate on the street in front of these children any chance they get. What are they gonna do? Call the cops?

I can understand President Roger H. Brown cowering to a mob like this. I mean, just look at this pathetic looking beta cuck.

That’s the kind of guy who lets you bang his wife as a form of reparations.

He probably makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year from the entitled cunts who pay his salary for a worthless degree, so he has to keep them happy.

To an extent I can understand CFO Mac Hissey doing the same.

His job is completely unnecessary and is funded by the the fees that these idiots fork over to learn how to play the transgender trombone.

But David Ransom is the police chief on campus.

What a disgrace to the badge. This guy actually served as an El Paso cop for 20 years and rose to the ranks of Lt. But apparently doing real police work wasn’t his thing so he moved to Massachusetts where he could get a job that doesn’t require much work, and he could completely sell himself out until he retires on a full pension.

 

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79 Comment(s)
  • North of the Border
    June 21, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    I visualize the typical Berklee grad as that guy in Animal House who got his guitar smashed to shit by Bluto.

  • Stinky Marty
    June 19, 2020 at 12:56 am

    Bpd should install 25 port o potties on the sidewalk in front of Berklee. Right by the President’s window. Available to all but never empty them.

    • PissOnThem
      June 21, 2020 at 1:55 am

      What a great fucking idea!!!!!!!

  • Ray ray
    June 18, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Roger the prez
    Lives in my neighborhood with his negroe boyfriend
    The negroe invites his friends over on the weekend to corn hole the prez and cum in his hair

    • extermanator
      June 18, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      KILL ALL THE MOTHER FUCKIN NERGERS AND ALL THE WHITE TRASH THAT SUPPORTS THEM!!!!!! THIS WILL SOLVE 99 % OF THE PROBLEMS IN THIS COUNTRY.
      SUPPORT WHITE POWER AND THE KKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Forrest "I gotta go pee" Gump
    June 18, 2020 at 10:19 am

    How da fuch did we get to the point where people can publicly talk about being hurt, betrayed, threatened and every other bullshit whiny complaint without being ridiculed and not have an ounce of shame for being so pathetic. And how is it people actually pretend to give a shit about and waste everyone’s time entertaining this crying, as if it’s believable.

  • vinny
    June 18, 2020 at 7:39 am

    The only job these trust fund troubadours are qualified for is singing on subway platforms. Starting today everyone should refuse to put their hard earned dollars into their tin cups and the cops should kick them out of the train stations.

  • Done with this shit
    June 18, 2020 at 6:02 am

    Works for me. When the ‘peaceful protesters’ make it to berklee, they can defend themselves with percussion instruments. That’ll be fun to watch.

  • Uncle Corncob
    June 18, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Bad hombre

  • Dr. Ozzy
    June 18, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Fuck the Kung Flu what we got is a liberalism mind virus epidemic. God help us all!

  • Ice T
    June 18, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Is this where those war-raq rappers went to school?

  • Aunt Jemima
    June 17, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    You be chanin’ my shit mothafucka? Fuckin,’ fuck you!

    • Aunt Jemima
      June 17, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      You best be not puttin’ no white mutha fucka up in my mutha fuckin’ syrup . Shiiiit!

      • Uncle Ben
        June 17, 2020 at 11:53 pm

        Them mutha’ fuckas’ better not fuck with my mutha’ fuckin’ shit!

        • Mrs Buttersworth
          June 19, 2020 at 6:57 am

          Happy JUNETEENTH my brotha and sissta

  • Old Tom Morris
    June 17, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    …”and he could completely sell himself out until he retires on a full pension”. What are you talking about Turtleboy? Ransom already collects a pension off the backs of the citizens of El Paso. He is now in Mass. at Berkeley, double dipping, cop costume and all.

  • Whitey Herzog
    June 17, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    Are they gonna kick me out of the Hall of Fame?

    • Bud Black
      June 18, 2020 at 7:37 am

      I’m taking your fucking space

  • Atlanta Police Chief, Erika Shields
    June 17, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    Campus Police Chief David Ransom should just quit and run away like I did.

    • Deputy Fife
      June 18, 2020 at 8:25 am

      I’m absolutely sure, Atlanta Police Chief Erika Shields was “asked” to resign by Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms, who is using her progressive black female Democrat platform to get the nod from Joe Biden, to become his primary snuggle bunny, hair sniffer, and Vice Presidential running mate.

  • Jimmy Two Shoes
    June 17, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Fact. All spineless pension grabbing career “cops” suck dick. It’s been scientifically proven.

  • Chip Striker
    June 17, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Pulled the stunt of retiring with a pension, moved here, got a job at Berkeley where his kids get free tuition on top of his now two paychecks.

    Fuck him.

  • Liawatha
    June 17, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Chop is a beautiful country that each and every state should emulate.

  • Old Tom Morris
    June 17, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    3 pandering faggots.

  • Zorro
    June 17, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Can anyone tell me where I could get a mask?

    • Mj
      June 17, 2020 at 11:46 pm

      Good one

    • The Lone Ranger
      June 18, 2020 at 10:23 am

      They are defective, I can’t see shit.

  • JoeMomma
    June 17, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    Free musical instruments at Berklee

    Get yours now before they are all gone.

  • Get Tanned
    June 17, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    I need a darker complexion here to get in on this racket. Does anyone know how I can permanently change my beautiful Cloud White “Skin Tone of The Gods” on my decrepit body to more of a shade of Benjamin Moore Barbados Sand or Monroe Bisque color. Like a reverse Michael Jackson or some shit. Skin that says “I don’t what this fucker here is? He a Cracker or PoPo? A Fag Mediterranean Euro or Strange Not-Black North African? A Puerto Rican or a Bolivian mixed with Nazi blood? What is this motherfucker? Maybe dude had Freed Slave ancestor that liked Fat Butt White Women?”

  • The angry taint
    June 17, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    When did Billy Tibbets become a cop?

  • Woke whimps
    June 17, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Berklee College Public Safety to Boston PD, we have a riot situation, please send backup!!! Boston PD, yep be there shortly, after the next 12 coffee breaks and a piss.

  • ames1049
    June 17, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Deny a crossdressing freak access to any bathroom of their choosing, and it’s a hate crime punishable by the wrath of Maura Healy. Allow a police officer access to a bathroom and that’s also a hate crime?

    New Hampshire is looking better every day.

  • Norm
    June 17, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Somebody tell the BLM looters that Berklee College has lots of expensive audio equipment, stereos, and gear just waiting to be redistributed to the community

    If Berklee College gets pillaged, they better not call the rayciss police, call BLM

  • Lee Ho
    June 17, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Let’s assume the Boston Police have members that are male, female, black, white. and some who are gay.

    Berklee college has now discriminated against all of these people because of their job. The Police Departments report to the Mayors. Where is the mayor? Is he supporting discrimination against an organization he is in charge of? Walsh should be held accountable, he has final say on all Police matters in Boston.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      June 17, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      Some gay? You mean happy, Lee?

      • Ho Lii Phuk
        June 17, 2020 at 9:26 pm

        Like Happy Family Stir Fry, Lee?

        • Lee Ho
          June 18, 2020 at 8:01 am

          Ho Li Phuk, I mean people who go in back booth with same sex Geisha Girl.

    • For Fuck Sake
      June 17, 2020 at 9:39 pm

      The best part is that its berkeley cops doing it too Boston Cop’s.

      Hello is anyone home? I cant find the light switch, I know it is somewhere around here but something is hindering my ability to figure it out!

  • Too Tall Deval
    June 17, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Dave’s a stand up guy. He had and still does have the BPD’s back. This BS is coming from Brown. Brown’s afraid he’ll upset the snowflakes at his school, so he threw Dave under the bus. When you saw all the damage done in that area due to the riots. The only reason The ALMIGHTY Berklee didn’t have any damage done to it’s buildings was the BPD was right there. Brown should be buying them lunch. We can see he knows how to do house work. Maybe he can clean up this mess,

  • JJ
    June 17, 2020 at 6:14 pm

  • Deputy Fife
    June 17, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    This pussy whipped poor excuse for a College President is definately not Dr. John Silber from BU. Dr. Silber, who idolized the police, stood up to protesters at BU in the 60s and 70s, would have invited the Police into BU, not only to use the restrooms, but he would have put them up, fed them, and taken care of whatever needs they had. Then he would have told the butt hurt students to piss off.

  • Whacky Jacky
    June 17, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    What a bunch of snowflakes! Let the cops piss in the bushes. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

  • Dick Hertz from Holden
    June 17, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    Piss on the front steps, a lot, as you said, what are they gonna do, call the cops?

  • Even you can become a successful rapper
    June 17, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    $60K+ per year to learn how to rap? You’d do better watching those videos of the Warwick, RI wannabe rappers.

  • When cops are gone
    June 17, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    There is going to come a time, and probably soon, when the police are just going to go away and not come back.
    They are being assaulted, vilified, harassed. The towns and cities they work for are more than happy to throw them under the bus with nary a second thought.
    They risk maniacs coming to their house and committing violence against their husbands/wives/children/pets/property.
    They risk poison in their food, spit in their face, blood on their person.
    Why anyone in their right mind would continue to do it is starting to become a huge mystery.
    When the cops do leave, and anarchy reigns, and the mobs come to the suburbs because they are still mad, and it’s never enough, the very people who thought their virtue signaling and selling out would save them will be so very, very wrong.

    • Ftp FBLM and fuck anyone else I dont know.
      June 17, 2020 at 5:42 pm

      Well in this state you can make close to 400,000 dollars as a cop in methuen and average over 100,000 as a sleepy statie while a union electrician plumber carpenter, construction worker truck drivers, welders, cooks laborers all make the same or alot less. And they actually produce something. The heroes in this state….. haha. I’d like them better if they did there killing on duty rather than that Nathan’s bill coverup shit. Oh And uncles TB family was so poor his high school couldn’t afford walls or to educate his broke ass. But I loved open gym Wednesday.

  • Jew country
    June 17, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Too many beta kikes run the country. Jewish countries never last long.

  • Roger H. Brown
    June 17, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    That Dyson is one strong vacuum, it can get my erection up to about 3 inches.

    • Carl the Groundskeeper
      June 17, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      (golf clap) Well played!

    • whatevuh
      June 17, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      The Dyson Ball Cleaner isn’t what the name implies . . don’t aks how I know this.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 17, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    Revisit that other story on TBS, “Grown Ass Man Starts $80K GoFundMe For 30th Birthday To Pay Off Student Loans Because He Can’t Give Up The Dream Of Being A Failed Musician And Get A Real Job”.

    Berklee grad…. He has talent. But his dream was crushed by the naivete he had, about what it takes to make dreams come true. Dreams will not come true with $100K debts, that can not be discharged.

    Any parent that would allow their child to pursue this path is pathetic. Getting your kid hooked on heroin would be preferable. Some people get off of heroin. Emerson grads will never get out of debt.

  • Obvious Guy says
    June 17, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Berklee is a private school. The Chief can retire from the El Paso PD, collect the pension, and double dip in the private sector. This is what you have here and the majority of private campus officers.

  • blow my trumpet
    June 17, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Professional musicians know that when Berklee kids get dope sick, it is a great place to buy quality musical instruments that were originally purchased by the parents.

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 17, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Academia at it’s finest!

    These snowflakes seriously pretend words “hurt” and humanizing public servants “betrays” then.

    “Sticks and stones may break bones but words will never hurt us”

    Oh, and hollow points expand on impact.

  • Needledickbugfuker
    June 17, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Wait til the next time one of these little cock smootch MF gets mugged or bum fucked. Well, we’ll take a lot around but the perp seems to have eluded us by dumping your empty wallet down the sewer.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 17, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    What’s with all these Chiefs’ of police and the four stars on the uniform? You’re the chief, your badge says Chief. No one is going to mistake you for General Curtis LeMay, General Jim Mattis, Admiral Elmo Zumwalt and that’s for sure.

  • George Orwell
    June 17, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Cowardice is Bravery

  • Fenway Frank
    June 17, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Who are they calling when there’s a serious crime on campus? Fuck Berkeley, hundreds of dykes and Antifa

    • Ray Parker Jr
      June 17, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      Ghostbusters

  • CONN
    June 17, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Recently collected data has determined that 43% of all guys panhandling by banging on plastic barrels as if they were real drums are Berklee percussion majors. It’s true it’s true.

  • Good
    June 17, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    As he should.

    Listen, all scared little white men…your time is over!!!

    • Yeah, but...
      June 17, 2020 at 3:10 pm

      What about us brave white men? You know, the ones walking around carrying our balls in a wheel barrow, what about our time?

      • LOLz
        June 17, 2020 at 3:24 pm

        I ain’t seen anyone who fits that description in a looong time.

        Your all safely blogging from your basement like Aiden.

        • You're such a little bitch, like a little tap tap dog
          June 17, 2020 at 5:28 pm

          Hey cookie, any time you want it toughie let me know. Ide be glad to punch your little liberal dolphin teeth in. Truth is, you’re just as much of a pussy as you claim that others are while hiding in your moms basement . No turtle lives in their moms basement bitch, but nice try at projecting your failures. You’re just a scared little cunt and what do scared little cunts do, they project from their moms basement in the burbs while crying and listening to billy elish while drinking craft ipa’ because they are mad at their stepdad jeff for being the 4th stepdad that fuck their moms analy!

          • The angry taint
            June 17, 2020 at 7:38 pm

            In all fairness I did read this in the basement of my 700k house while rebuilding a carb, resetting my sights and doing my own laundry….yeah i’m a puss

          • They all smell like cabbage and shit
            June 17, 2020 at 10:00 pm

            I didnt mean you, you little rascal but touché! You have been here a while so I know you’re intelligent and completely understood what I was getting at.
            Sights will be set tomorrow night. tonight’s cleaning & handloading night.

  • Hey Aiden...
    June 17, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    How much did you make as teacher?

    How much do you make now?

    • Life ain't worth a penny in my book faggot
      June 17, 2020 at 4:31 pm

      How much did you make when you smoked penis?
      How much are you making as an online anonymous troll?
      Go back to taking loads down your gullet you feckless fuck..
      NLM

  • Orion
    June 17, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Why would you bitch out on your pension after 20 years and move to Yankeeville? What really happened to that guy?

    And yeah, a CFO at a wealthier-than-god music school is about as useful as Anne Frank’s drumkit. That must be one of the easiest jobs in the world, and he can pay himself whatever the fuck he wants.

    • Massholio
      June 17, 2020 at 3:06 pm

      I consulted to a college CFO once. If you like to be subjected to insane ravings by the Board of Directors and entitled over paid faculty members ten hours a day, you’re welcome to mid six figures and all the scotch you can guzzle.

    • Light em up
      June 17, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      This is how it works. You do 20 years in a police dept, then you get full retirement. Then you go to some other cushy crap job or even another police dept for another 20 years ( or less) and VOILA, a double retirement, and health care paid at 75% for the rest of your life. It’s quite the racket really.

      • Orion
        June 18, 2020 at 2:04 pm

        That makes sense. So he’s probably a money-grubbing worm. Thanks!

  • Mr. Holland
    June 17, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    That’s a lotta cabbage to become a high school music teacher .

  • Dr Wu
    June 17, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Well, as long as they only took a piss I suppose it’s ok.

    If they had to drop a deuce, however, THEN we have a REAL problem- because we all know that cop shit smells like- well- shit. And limp wristed white snowball shit smells like fresh baked cinnamon buns.

  • To be fair
    June 17, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    I went there to learn how to play the skin flute and I got quite good at it!

    • The real question is
      June 17, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      Did you just learn to play the skinflute or did you learn how to play the rustytrombone too? Asking for my demokkkratic frandzzzz.

      • The angry taint
        June 17, 2020 at 7:40 pm

        I PREFERRED THE HAIRY BAGPIPES!

        • Lennie
          June 17, 2020 at 8:29 pm

          You haven’t tried anything until you’d tried the Groovy Tuba. If you ever get the opportunity, just say yes.

          • Luke Fondleberg
            June 19, 2020 at 1:09 am

            Morbid curiosity makes me want to Google this.

            Rational intelligence dissuades me from doing so.

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