Disgraced Mosaic CEO Brenda Jenkins And WANDA Have Reached Their Breaking Point: Ready To Take “Any Means Necessary” Merc The Turtle

Disgraced Mosaic CEO Brenda Jenkins And WANDA Have Reached Their Breaking Point: Ready To Take “Any Means Necessary” Merc The Turtle

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The anti-turtle butthurt continues:

Uh-oh Urkel glasses is NOT happy that everyone on her Facebook roster is riding the turtle. Not surprising since we’ve exposed pretty much all of her stealing, hypocritical friends like Etel Haxhiaj and Keesha Casserole LaTulippe.

For those of you unfamiliar with this Turtleboy legend Brenda Jenkins is the disgraced former CEO of Mosaic Cultural Complex – a fake non-profit that claimed to do hypertension work for men of color, but really just collected government grants, wrote checks to their friends, and fudged the timesheets. One of the people she employed was Robert “Boo Shameek” Alston, who made the Elite 8 in Turtleboy Ratchet Madness.


Mr. Alston was the ultimate reason for Mosaic’s downfall after we first proved that he was lying on his timesheets, which were signed by his mother Brenda Jenkins (every Saturday he claimed to work 4 hours, but was paid for 10 hours):

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And then we revealed that he owed tens of thousands of dollars in child support that he was refusing to pay, which is why his mother Brenda Jenkins gave him a do nothing job where he could collect a salary for sitting on his ass all day, and have the child support automatically deducted:

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Of course the straw that broke the camel’s back was his Facebook confession that Mosaic was a scam that played off of “white guilt,” by finding “dumb n words,” pretend to help them, and then “you’re sitting on an empire, a conglomerate, an untapped source of power, an unlimited source of income.”


Followed by his Facebook post that he laughs when people get AIDS or cancer:


Not a good look for someone allegedly working in a non-profit healthcare organization.

Brenda Jenkins was OK with all of this, but she has a problem with Turtleboy because we are “disrespectful.” And by disrespectful she means, he thinks that people grieving the loss of a loved one shouldn’t be shutting down public roads without a permit in order to do burnouts in the middle of Chandler Street.

It’s OK though, because Congressman Jim McGovern has her back:

Plus, she just jump shipped to the next non-profit – the YWCA:

Because God forbid any of these people ever get a real job.

Old friend WANDA is none too pleased about the blockade blog either. And quite frankly she’s tried of complaining about it on Facebook because it’s not bringing her “justice.” Instead, she wants to stop Turtleboy “by any means necessary”:

Uh-oh!! Sounds serious. WANDA bout to bust a cap in that ass!!

Can I just say how much I value and appreciate WANDA? She’s a never ending source of entertainment. A lot of these characters come and go and we never hear from them again. Not WANDA though. Two years ago she was posting about Asian chicks in her basement, and literally breaking down in tears in front of Maura Healy, about how Turtleboy needed to be stopped after she was elected “queen of the circlejerks:

Never change girl!

Hope South Shore Turtlegril don’t get MURDED!!!





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19 Comment(s)
  • Lily
    July 29, 2017 at 12:03 am

    TBS should have won a public service award for taking down Mosaic. Definitely TBS biggest achievement was outing that sham. Boo Shameek was the stupid nail in the coffin though. How STUPID can he be for posting all that shit? And his pictures….ha ha ha ha ha ha….maybe if he put down the butt and assault rifle, he wouldn’t be one of the men of color with blood pressure issues. LOL

  • White Nerd
    July 27, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    None of this made sense to me, I must read too many books.

  • Berkshire Turtle murded
    July 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Its amazing that Boo boo shameek hasnt popped up during th election, or at any poetry slams. Perhaps he had an FID card for those assault weapons he hunts with??? What a bunch of low class great brooke valley bred scum of the earth. Please boo, give bleach a chance…..

  • Now that's funny
    July 27, 2017 at 11:14 am

    OMG – thanks for the chuckle… just when you think the SJW have had enough of being on TBS’s radar… but you are missing some , namely that shyster Marie Boone- co founder of Mosaic. Congressman McGovern, Mayor Petty, AG Healey what they hell are/ were you thinking? Especially when they were revealed.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      July 27, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      Are you kidding? People like Healey, McGovern, et al get elected by these criminals and rent seekers. They created WANDA & Brenda Jenkins. Without a permanent underclass and liberal Uncle Tom’s exploiting and using their fellow minorities for profit and power – the Democratic Party ceases to exist.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    July 27, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Grammar, punctuation, and spelling should have far more importance in a threat. Both should be important even when not issuing an order or a threat. Spell check people , fucking spell check!!! Better yet attempt to proof read BEFORE you hit post. It will make you sound a tiny bit more intelligent and then we won’t make fun of your stupidity …as much.

  • IrishMurphy
    July 27, 2017 at 9:34 am

    “I WAS MURDED”. 1…. she absolutely sucks at spelling.
    2. Maybe should have bought a bigger piece of poster board.
    3. Maybe try smaller letters.

    I’m going with #1.

  • Wanda has a big penis
    July 27, 2017 at 8:30 am

    Did Wanda just assume your gender(s)? How dare she?! Where’s my pussy hat, I got some protestin to do

  • Barry
    July 27, 2017 at 8:23 am

    Brenda Jenkins looks like a cross between Don King and Flavor Flav in drag.

    • Burgling turts
      July 27, 2017 at 10:19 am

      I was thinking “Faux-prah” myself.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 27, 2017 at 7:14 am

    Does Robert Alston have a criminal record? Does he have a license to carry for the firearms he so proudly waves in those two pictures? If he does have a record he shouldn’t have a license to carry and therefore his pictures should be the basis for a criminal charge. If he still lives with his mama, seems to me those pictures should encourage the authorities to search the premises. Might be some interesting evidence found if they do!

    • Homie
      July 27, 2017 at 10:58 am

      Those aren’t real guns. They’re toys-r-us specials with the orange plastic spray-painted black, so my boi can look all thugged out and ghetto for his selfies.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 27, 2017 at 6:24 am

    “Stopped by any means necessary.” This just goes to show you how militant the far-left is getting. That is why you need to be armed because one of these days, they are going to march into your home in an attempt to take you out if they don’t agree with what you say. Or they may come in and take away what you have. After all, why should you, with a job, live better than a hoodrat who spends his day blocking traffic.

    Then you wonder why President Trump says the “unpresidential” things he says. How can you be polite when dealing with far-left SJW’s.

    • JoeMomma
      July 27, 2017 at 6:40 am

      You know any means necessary does not include getting a job..

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    July 26, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    All blacks are terrorists.

    • Publius
      July 27, 2017 at 12:51 am

      why post that nonsense here. that type of comment might be welcomed on mosaic website. people who read this blog would not agree.

      • Realist
        July 27, 2017 at 1:05 am

        All one needs to do is look at the upvotes to disprove your comment, Unfortunatly expected though!

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          July 27, 2017 at 9:22 pm

          All one needs to know is that it’s phony, self-righteous, intolerant lib extremists like yourself that post that stuff – trying to make TBS look bad. Sad and pathetic – but it’s all you despicable leftists got.

          And if we use your argument of up votes vs down votes as proof – people have proven you wrong here by 3 – 1.

          You fakes need to stay in your echo chambers and stick to safe spaces like HuffPo & NYT.

  • Publius
    July 26, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    Wanda girl you are the queen of the circle jerks. Run with it don’t fight it! ran into Brenda a few times. Damn that hair and glasses.

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