Disgraced Wannabe Lawrence Cop Running For Mayor Is Defending The Skagbag Out Of Towners Who Were Trying To Buy Drugs And Got Yelled At By Lawrence PD

Disgraced Wannabe Lawrence Cop Running For Mayor Is Defending The Skagbag Out Of Towners Who Were Trying To Buy Drugs And Got Yelled At By Lawrence PD

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The other day we wrote this blog about some New Hampshire/Methuen/Dracut residents in their late teens and early 20’s, who were pulled over by the Lawrence Police late at night in a bad neighborhood because it was obvious they were looking for drugs.

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Once again, they have no explanation for why they’d be in such a well known drug area, in a city that the governor of New Hampshire recently blamed for being responsible for 85% of his state’s drug problems.

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The video starts several minutes late, and only shows the driver refusing to exit the vehicle in order for it to be searched, before he was dragged to the ground and cuffed. Meanwhile the chicks in the back won’t stop asking why they were pulled over, and no matter what the cops said they always had some sassy response. They obviously were not expecting the cop to keep it real like that, so they posted it to Facebook and whined about how he hurt their feelings. Now the mainstream media has bought into it hook, line, and sinker.

Anyway, a fake, disgraced Lawrence “cop” named “Yo Soy” William Green did a Facebook Live in which he basically said the Lawrence cops were in the wrong when they made this video:

HAHHAHAHHAHA!!! The 10:00 mark is the best,

He’s yelling at them. He’s not asking them if they can help in any way. There was no opportunity for any of the passengers in that vehicle to speak up. What if there was something they needed help with. That’s not the way we develop relationships with the community.”

Asking them if they need help? The cops watched them aimlessly drive around a high traffic drug area with New Hampshire plates. They’re not stranded motorists on the side of the highway. They didn’t pull them over to help them. More importantly, this isn’t the Lawrence “community,” and thus there is no need to “develop relationships” with them. They’re out of towners who came to Lawrence to buy drugs. Their Facebook pages are covered with pictures of them drinking and smoking blunts under age. But yea, it’s important for the Lawrence Police to pull them over and ask if they’re having a good night.

Of course I call him a fake cop, because he’s not a real cop. He was at one point, but now he’s not because he was so bad at his job. That’s why his opinion on anything police related doesn’t matter. Because he tried to be a cop and failed. He’s incompetent and nothing he has to say on that tape is at all relevant.

In 2014 while still a cop, he was arrested at his home on the suspicion he was calling police headquarters threatening to kill cops. Turns out someone else took the fall for that one, but he was suspended for four months unpaid because he was also stealing money from details. Read about it here:

“Green’s unpaid suspension for pocketing the city’s share of his pay for nightclub details he worked ended May 19, but he was kept off the force for another five weeks for reasons Police Chief John Fitzpatrick would not discuss, citing personnel policy.”

Seems like a reliable source. Definitely.

While he was suspended he attended a City Council meeting to allege unfounded racism in the police department:

 ‘“systemic racial discrimination in our Police Department.”’ He said the department keeps blacks and Latinos from moving up the ranks or serving as detectives and in the special units. Acting Police Chief John Fitzpatrick asked state Attorney General Martha Coakley to investigate the allegations.”

He then went on to make a video explaining why he was suspended. But instead of talking about himself, he whined about another officer who was only suspended for 30 days for an unrelated incident. It’s basically what happens when one of your kids gets caught doing something naughty and then he points to his sister and says, “she was naughty too.”

But wait, it gets better. This was not first, nor second, but THIRD suspension from the Lawrence Police Department:

“It was Green’s third suspension from the force. The first was for a day — March 14, 2009 — without pay after he took a sick day even though he had run through his allotted sick-time. He was suspended with pay for about seven weeks beginning Dec. 2, 2012, after shooting a man who was beating another man with a baseball bat outside Club Copa. Green was off duty and working a detail at the club when he shot the man in the chest. Cops who discharge their weapons are routinely put on leave while the shootings are investigated.”

Finally at the end of 2016 he was fired for publicly criticizing the police department for not searching harder for a teen who was missing for a week and was eventually found decapitated. On this Youtube video he says he no longer wanted to be a cop, and would resign if Mayor Dan Rivera met with him for the cameras:

And in the ultimate power move, Rivera refused to meet with him and fired him instead, calling him a “rogue police officer.”

Of course Green did this to feed into the victim’s family’s hysteria that the cops weren’t looking into his disappearance because they’re racist and they didn’t care about decapitated Latino kids. Green blasts the Mayor and Police Department as “embarrassing” and “terrible.” And when you’re a cop who’s already walking on eggshells and has been suspended a million times before, you probably shouldn’t feed into race baiting hysteria and bad mouth your bosses so you can get more Youtube followers. The Supreme Court has ruled on this issue already – public servants can criticize their bosses for workplace related issues, but they don’t get to keep their jobs if it’s interfering with the job their boss is doing. And clearly this video was created to incite distrust of the police department.

Oh yea, and he’s running for mayor:

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And he admits that the reason he’s sharing these idiot’s Facebook video is for political gain:

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One of the people in the car was Ryli Pappalardo. She’s been messaging us on Facebook and asking us to take the blog down. We said we would if she could explain why she was in that part of Lawrence at that time if she lives in Dracut. No response. But now her Dad is a big William Green fan:

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Except you have to live in Lawrence to vote for the mayor of Lawrence. And your kids don’t live in Lawrence, which is why they were pulled over in the first place.

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According to the enabling father, they were pretty much almost home when they were pulled over unjustly:

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LOL. They were “ten miles from our home.” Because that’s pretty much right down the street. Ya know what’s 10 miles from where I’m at in Worcester right now? Oxford, Charlton, East Brookfield, and Rutland. Same thing.

Someone pointed out that one of these chicks has a baby, so why would this guy be defending her if she’s out looking for drugs in Lawrence:

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Yea, his kids would NEVER use any type of contraband.

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And the whiny New Hampshirities in that car have also become good friends with William Green.

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Nice try skags. But your boy William Green is a fraud and a failure who can’t shut up, and so are all of you.



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7 Comment(s)
  • Stu Pidazzo
    March 14, 2017 at 9:16 am

    Yeah OK, Billy Green! The officers asked for their help FIRST by asking them to open the doors for their safety. Minivans don’t have windows you can roll down so there is no way to know what’s going on in the back. They comply and the kids are sent off with a stern warning to stay away from this dangerous area.
    But no, you gotta keep it real and gotta be wangstas and in your bitchiest, bitch face tone you have to question why you were stopped and ignore the officers instructions. They’re not going ro be helpful and kind after that. All of the occupants are lucky they all weren’t arrested.
    Happy motoring, cunts!
    BTW, this clown gets fewer votes than Lynchy- guaranteed!

  • Lawrence Losers
    March 13, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Lawrence is the same thing as Holyoke now. Both cities have become drug
    hot spots in the state. Dealers go there, just like Holyoke, to buy and distribute
    somewhere else. That area they were in is chock-full of heroin. And most deals are
    done at night. They were definitely buying. Those stupid parents will learn
    when their kids inevitably overdose.

  • Birds of a feather
    March 13, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    Everyone of them are idiots. The wanna be mayor, the girls, the father in law and every single one of the “green people” are complete wastes of air.

  • Sharpton
    March 13, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    Another example of Affirmative Action, hire by race quotas. Not by job qualifications.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 13, 2017 at 11:51 am

    Blunts are such a waste of weed. I hope they used schwag in those, but knowing those dumbasses they probably destroyed a $300 oz of weed for that instead of toking wisely.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 13, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      Mmmm, that guy looks young and virile. If I could drug him I’d have him brought over to granny’s house and shackled in the dungeon for awhile (take the job Brian, I need you). I’ll have my own personal tap for sperm slurpees. I can get some of my manliness back! Nah, I’m fucking with you! Never had any manliness to begin with. Now back to bagging my weed and heroin and cocaine.

      • The Ghost Of BobnMic
        March 13, 2017 at 8:59 pm

        I’m cumming for you Tredgie Wedgie…err I mean I’m coming for you…to like get you…like arrested and stuff…you poison peddling sonofabitch.

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