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Meet John Bonifaz.
John Bonerfonz is from the People’s Republic of Amherst. He’s very important there, and he thinks Amherst is very important. They’re both so important, he’s hoping that together, they’re going to get Trump FIRED:
Submitted by lawyer John Bonifaz, the petition takes aim at Trump for allegedly violating the Constitution’s emoluments clause, which bars members of government from receiving gifts or money from foreign states….The petition asks Town Meeting to call upon U.S. Rep. Jim McGovern, D-Worcester, “to sponsor, support and vote for a resolution of that House authorizing and directing the House Committee on the Judiciary to investigate whether sufficient grounds exist for the impeachment of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States…
He’s pals with our favorite EBT champion Rep. Jim Mcan’tGovern who he hopes will help Amherst with their big Trump showdown. And for the trivia fans, his head is only about half the size as Jim’s. Maybe Jim can loan him a comb for that mop on his head, I’m sure Jim doesn’t need it:
I thought Facebook was for keeping up with friends and family. Not for John Bonerfizz it isn’t. He uses it pretty much exclusively to get mad about Trump. It seems kind of unhealthy:
He doesn’t just want to get Trump fired, he also wants to get the NY state attorney general’s office to rip up the charter that incorporates Trump’s family business:
His whole Facebook is full of that crap. He really has it in for mean old Mr. Trump. Maybe he’s mad because he went to Brown and Harvard Law but couldn’t hack it as a lawyer. Must be soul-crushing when you show up at the alumni picnic and you have to park your Prius between a Maserati and an SL-Class.
I hope someone told President Trump about all this he can start packing his suitcase, because Amherst doesn’t mess around. Amherst isn’t just a town, it’s sovereign friggin’ entity with global clout, man. I mean, they don’t even fly the American flag at their town hall; they fly the United Nations flag (and the Tibetan flag because hippies love Tibet):
So April 26, when Amherst town meeting begins, is the beginning of the end for this democratically elected administration, because the hippies mean business out in West Mass. That is, if this big lady doesn’t eat Mr. Bonerflip first:
If Amherst ever has a town meeting to get rid of town meetings and have a mayor, $10 bucks says those liberal ding-dongs out there elect this guy first. I don’t think we’ve seen the end of him…
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11 Comment(s)
It finally hit me. That 1st picture with the fake lips. I keep seeing Mike Francesa from WFAN!
What the hell happened to Western Massachusetts? It’s been a while since I’ve out that way and I think I’m going to stay far away. From reading these articles, it seems like western mass cities and towns are either redneck, hippie or burnt out cities.
Deerfield is one of the few normal towns out there that’s fairly balanced and normal.
That would be Queerfield…
It’s West Mass now. Geez where have you been? Lol… Turtleboy just did a story about it. Kinda funny they think that taking the “tern” out of western is gonna make it a nicer place. Taking the scum outta Western Mass will make it a nicer place….
“The sky is falling” said chicken little.
THE single best thing about Trump being elected is watching dipshits like him.
These people really have no understanding of the Constitution.
Ignore him. Let him prattle on. Friend of mine once said when you come from the position of power, or winning, not to get angry at the losers who complain and go on & on. Worst thing you could do is pay attention to them because it legitimizes their cause. So let this pissant cry & whine. He’s epitomizes what being a loser is all about. In simple terms, fuck ’em!
Impeach Donald Trump Now Free Speech For People??? I don’t ever remember Trump trying to get rid of the First Amendment. He’ll if he was all the protesting fupasloths at the women’s marches would have been arrested. This guy is fuckin nuts, his head should look like Rufus’s head.
This is part of why I don’t watch msm , but doesn’t trump have to do something other than be disliked in order to get impeached? I know I don’t know much but the common sense part of my brain is very confused. My preference to have the world explain by TBS and semi normal commenters. Thanks!
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.