Disgusting, Heartless, Vapid Poons Praise Davis Farmland For Banning 21 Year Old Man In Wheelchair And Assuming He’s A Child Molester


Last week I published a story about Davis Farmland in Sterling not allowing a nonverbal, nonmobile 21 year old in to pet the goats because their policy assumes that anyone who doesn’t have someone 12 or under with them is a potential diddler. The worst part was that they actually encouraged his caretakers to find a family in the parking lot and pretend to be with them in order to circumvent the rules, which they did. But it was a horrible experience, and one that Davis Farmland stands by despite the media scrutiny.

They posted this yesterday on Facebook.

Fuck. You.

I’ve been to this place several times, and I will NEVER go again. Words can’t describe how much these people disgust me. Their entire policy and post revolves around the idea that you assume people like Austin are deviants who are there to rape children.

Think of how twisted and fucked up your mind has to be to reach that conclusion. Who the hell is protected by keeping him out?

Their rules show how little they actually know about sexual abuse of children. Most kids who are victims of sexual abuse know their abuser. The idea that you’re protecting kids from child molesters by only allowing in adults who have children with them is laughable. And to make matters worse they encourage you to recruit strange children and their families in the parking lot in order to get around the rule, which completely defeats the purpose of having it in the first place. If you stole a kid and there was an Amber Alert out for them you’d be allowed to pet the goats at Davis Farmland, but Austin is banned.

The people who commented and voiced their support are some of the most vile, repugnant, shameful people on the planet, and you should know their names.

New normal? You think this is COVID related? For fuck’s sake.

If you’re thanking Davis Farmland for keeping you safe by keeping this man away from your kids:

Then you are a horrible, ugly, disgusting excuse for a human being. I wish you nothing but pain and misery for the rest of your soulless existence.

Look at this idiot.

You felt safe because they discriminate against people who have the mental capacity of a five year old? Bitch, you been to Haiti and let the world know about it.

Look at you groping those kids. Haiti is a third world country and the exact opposite of safe. You’ve seen kids who live in real poverty and have to worry about REAL safety. Now you’re back stateside pretending that a man in a wheelchair is gonna rape your kids? What the fuck is wrong with you?

But by far the worst of the worst was this woman:

We blogged about Kelly Cote in March when she started harassing our advertisers with fraudulent one star reviews because she’s in the Bristol Blarney cult.

She is quite possibly the biggest cunt on the internet.

She happens to be a “spoonie,” which is basically someone who isn’t sick but pretends to be and tells you that you have to believe that they’re sick even though they’re clearly not.

This dreadful, ghastly super Karen is blaming Austin’s mother and demanding she apologize to Davis Farmland.

Hey Kelly, unlike you Austin has a real disability. You are nothing more than an able bodied fraud who sits online all day, pretending to be sick, whining about how hard your pumpkin spice life is out in Ludlow, refusing to work, and being completely useless. If you died tomorrow nobody would miss you. Unlike you, Austin is loved and wanted. Something you will never be.

None of these people will ever amount to be half the person that Austin is. This young man will be under the care of his parents until they die. He will never be able to do normal day to day activities that the rest of us take for granted. All he wanted to do was pet some goats, and these evil people took it away from him because it makes them feel “safe.” Fuck your safety, and fuck you.

Anyway, on a happy note Southwick Zoo in Mendon sent Austin’s family free passes, and Barn Babies in Lakeville is driving to Central Mass on Monday to give Austin a petting zoo at his house. So there are still kind and decent people in the world, and businesses that use common sense. Not every is as evil as Davis Farmland.



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45 Comment(s)
  • Bill Lomey
    July 3, 2020 at 8:05 am

    I bet that woman has gotten an awful lot of mileage out of that Haiti photo, probably puts it on the front of her “Holiday” card

    Screw this overpriced petting zoo, Drumlin Farm is a third of the price and it’s much closer to civilization.

  • Shut'em down
    July 2, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    Didn’t they think diane William’s was as molester and told her to find some kids.

  • Damn It
    July 2, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    Is anyone else besides me pissed that the picture of the hot caregiver that was in the first blog wasn’t in this one?

  • Michael Collings
    July 2, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Oh god I use to give Kelly the Italian egg roll back in college. She LOVED getting her starfish licked and beating her cheeks with spoons.

    • Hedgehog
      July 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm

      Really? One night in the dorm she totally fished out on me. She just laid there taking it. I should have bailed when she dropped her panties and it smelled the room like piss and cabbage. She was in between doctors and also needed a new prescription for her psych medications. Average lay at best, but she did do ass to mouth.

  • flash your snatch
    July 2, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Getting likes on social media for your crotch pics and tit flashes doesn’t mean you understand anything beyond “men are horny” but that doesn’t stop liberal bitches from trying to run the world. Bitches get a couple hundred followers on insta or tik-tok and assume they know how every aspect of society should work. If you disagree they will do everything within their fantasy of power to destroy you. Remember all the “hope you die” Corona Cunts and jackass nurses.

    Stick with insta filters and flashing your privates. Liberlism is a mental disorder made worse by estrogen.

  • Mr Wonderful
    July 2, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Kelly Cote.The most vanilla lay of my life.

  • Done with this shit
    July 2, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    I’m all for inclusion, just not around me or my children!!
    If this young man has the mental capacity of a child, doesn’t matter how old he physically is, he’s a child. Shameful of the women to speak against him. Disgusting of this venue to exclude him, thank GOD. For barn babies and southwick to step up. Kelly you, and everyone who thinks like you, is a total dickhead

  • Billy Shaner
    July 2, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Despite my birth year, I identify as a 12 year old, banning by chronological age is discrimination against us transchrono’s.

  • Fuck hypocrites
    July 2, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    I wonder how each of these follow the rules verbatim Nazi’s feel about rioting, looting, graffiti, destruction of statues and the shit show of the former CHAZ?

    Rules that keep a disabled man from a day of fun; “These are the rules that have to be folowed.”

    Actual crime: “well you know, anger, racism, priviledge, blah blah blah.”

    • Truth
      July 2, 2020 at 4:18 pm

      How would you react if your child’s elementary school let grown men wander the halls and loiter in the bathroom? The building is supposed to be for kids but hey, everyone should be allowed to go in whatever their age. Right? I guess some places are allowed to discriminate and others can’t.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        July 2, 2020 at 5:56 pm

        That is the stupidest fucking response I’ve seen in a while. Disabled kids were the subject not grown adults you fucking dullard. Take a remedial reading comprehension course and try to keep up.

        • Dumbass
          July 3, 2020 at 9:24 am

          Age is the topic here. The farm won’t allow ANYONE over the age of 12 into their business without a child UNDER the age of 12. Treating everyone as equal is unfair sometimes. Deal with it.

          • You Can’t Be This Dumb...
            July 3, 2020 at 3:36 pm

            You sniveling cunt, get fucked. I hope you choke on your soy dog wrapped in a gluten free bun tomorrow.

            And lose some weight. I can smell the stench of your thighs from here.

  • jimmyd0204
    July 2, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Huge cunt, notice she’s complaining about companies besides CVS that no one shops at. She’s most definitely single with 5 cats because no respectable guy would talk to her more than 30 seconds.

  • Fuck Him
    July 2, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    21 year old retards pop a boner when they get excited.
    Sorry but I don’t want to subject my kids to some fucking retard wildly jerking off, bouncing his bed off the back of his wheel chair seat and stuffing his face with goat shit just because some asshole wants him to feel like he’s part of the fucking party.
    He had his chance to pet the fucking goats …..WHEN HE WAS 12!

    • Jeffrey Dahmer
      July 2, 2020 at 6:11 pm

      Get hit by a bus you cunt. He’s non mobile and non verbal. Fuck you.

    • Someone has been a victim of heavy petting...
      July 3, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      What? You subject your kids to a parent like you. Way worse. Is this why your ex has custody?

      Tell me I’m wrong …

      Oh, and I hope you crash your car drunk tomorrow and end up a retard in a wheel chair that can’t get it up.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 2, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    I like how you say “I’ve been going there for years but not anymore” LMFAO!!
    The fine print on the bottom of the new rules must say “No one over the age of twelve allowed in the childrens petting zoo (this goes double for the creepy guy who comes here every year wearing clothes with little cartoon turtles on them, fuck off you pervert!).”

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      July 2, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      ^ please ignore this imposter. He’s upset that juan ate the last of the rice from his families community rice cache

  • WeRFucked
    July 2, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    what about the group homes? should they be allowed in? 1 nosepicking pca and 5 fucking disabled adults with helmets running around the place, having tantrums, pissing an shitting them selves. next thing you know its a place for the disabled.

    or charge adults $50 to get in if they aren’t accompanied by a child.

    • It comes down to this
      July 2, 2020 at 4:01 pm

      Aidan is very stupid.

  • WeRFucked
    July 2, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    This is a “Hate” blog, yet she bitches publicly about every fucking thing she buys that she isn’t happy with. Kind of like blogging hate, without the the blog.

    What a hypocritical cunt.

  • Sleepy White Guy
    July 2, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Fuck you Davis Farmland. You and the rest of these cunts should be eliminated.

  • randiguy2006
    July 2, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    I dunno.

    He looks a little pervy.

  • Mike D
    July 2, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Wow. She is the WORST !!

  • Dr. David Duke
    July 2, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    I fully support this tacitly racist policy. No white parent wants a fully grown black teen violently chimping out near their small white children.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    July 2, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    What a douche bag. Hope she gets hit by a truck

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 2, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    Eating dead people like the Swedish professor proposed does’t go far enough! WE NEED TO EAT THE BABIES!!!!

  • Curious Carl
    July 2, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    I’ve always been puzzled by people who have absolute hard-ons over “following the rules.”

    Obviously, this rule was intended to prevent skinners from entering the park, not disabled, perfectly harmless adults who are, in essence, the mental and emotional equivalent of children.

    Yet the park points to the rules and says “See, we’re handcuffed here.”

    Who wrote the fucking rules in the first place? You get that shit from a burning fucking bush or something?

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    July 2, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    This whole situation is retarded.

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 2, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Kelly Cote is the product of leftist policies and education systems . “Disabled”, opinionated, A burden on society and does nothing but push leftist BS all day because she is unemployed. Yet another lunatic fringe liberal that is rapidly becoming the “new normal”.
    These people are a fucking cancer

  • Doris Czajkowski
    July 2, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Three cheers for Southwick Zoo and Barn Babies in Lakeville they have heart and soul. You rock Austin and so do your parents. ❤️

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 2, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    I fucked Kelly Cote back in 2018 and I can’t say it was a pleasant experience. Her gine was all sloppy and disheveled. It smelled like lobster broth and there’s really no justification for that. Very disappointing. 1/5 stars would fuck again

  • North of the Border
    July 2, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    I’m not normally a violent person, but I laugh at the image of Kelly suck starting a howitzer.

  • Michael Pensack
    Is Uncle the new Kyle?
    July 2, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Why do you care about this so much? their business their rules, if you don’t like it, don’t go. Trying to force your belief onto how they should run their business makes you no different than the karen’s and kyle’s of the world trying to force businesses to bend to their will, which makes you a bigger hypocrite.

    • Big Jim
      July 2, 2020 at 1:52 pm

      You sound like a faggot.

  • Orion
    July 2, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    If prescription toothpaste is just toothpaste with a little fluoride added in, just add a little fluoride to your own toothpaste. I hate mouthy, nitpicky shit like that from needy people. Choosing beggars are a major pet peeve.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    July 2, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    And I bet she voted for Bill and/or Hillary.

    Ready for this: Phase 4, which includes nightclubs and bars, cannot begin until there are therapeutics or a vaccine available, according to @MassGovernor. Well, I’d say the shit and fan are about to meet.

  • WTF
    July 2, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Using TB’s logic middle aged men without children should be allowed to hang out at Boys and Girls club given they have the mental capacity of a child. Because their rights matter more than REAL kids.

  • Thoughts?
    July 2, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    I know I’m going to get trashed for this but hear me out. A “Spoonie” is someone that claims to have an illness or disability but looks normal. Couldn’t child molesters be Spoonies? If a Spoonie child molester has a disability, should Davis Farmland allow them in? Won’t they be required to under law? If not, they’d be allowing some people with disabilities into their farm and discriminating against some disabilities by not letting them in. I agree with the premise that Austin is clearly not a threat but will a judge care? The judge will just say Davis Farmland discriminates by not allowing some disabled adults in and fine them. Let the down votes and name calling begin.

  • Greta Thundberg
    July 2, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Oh Lord…well according to this, I cannot go either as my kids are 13 etc. Nowhere does it say that they thought he was a child molester. Dumb article. Personally, I would’ve made the exception had I been working there. I know, it’s dumb. oh yes almost forgot….


    • TB Jumping to Conclusions
      July 2, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      If the farm thought the kid was a chomo I don’t think they would allow him in the park, nevermind go latch on to another family.

  • Ryan the Temp
    July 2, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Thanks Unc!

    You should also put these shitheads’ names in text in your articles and not just images, so they come up in Google searches. I think just Kelly is tagged here.

  • Crispy C
    July 2, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    This girl has such a punchable face.

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