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Do NOT Text This Somerville Hotline That Organizes Resistance And Tips Off People To ICE Raids With Fake Tips About Raids In Town

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Somerville has lost its mind:

The Welcome Project is launching the Somerville Response Network, a text message service providing advanced and immediate notice of federal ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) raids in Somerville.

“The Rapid Response Network is more than just an action plan,” says Development Coordinator for the Welcome Project Kenia Alfaro. “There is a lot of fear in our immigrant communities. Though we can’t puta halt to the actions of the federal government, we can be prepared to help families in our city affected by ICE arrests or deportation move forward in the face of uncertainty.”

The system is simple: if you observe a raid, text 617-863-7783 or 857-928-1987 and be as specific as possible, including your location. A team of volunteers will verify the information anonymously and, if confirmed, will send a message to the entire network. Rapid Response allows advocates who are not at risk of deportation to mobilize in support, either by going to the scene directly or coordinating resources in the aftermath of a raid.

“The goal of the Rapid Response plan is to try and keep families together,” says Executive Director of the Welcome Project Ben Echevarria. “We will alert the community to ICE activity in our community. Some may decide to stay away from the area, while others will go to the scene to protest and help those impacted by the raid.”

In his 2018 inaugural address, Mayor Joe Curtatone emphasized Somerville’s commitment as a sanctuary city.

“Many immigrant families have been plunged into fear and chaos and we have rallied to support them,” he said. “I want to say to anyone who finds themselves or a loved one or someone they know fighting against the cold-hearted and craven immigration policies of our current President — contact us. You are not alone.”

Wait….what?? How is this legal? They’re actively organizing to prevent law enforcement officials from doing their job. They’re encouraging mobs to show up at raids to apparently stand in the way of federal agents, or let the targets of federal raids know that it’s time to leave. Can we do this for the next DEA fentanyl bust too? Like, if we know a stash house is about to get raided, can we call up the ratchet patrol to protect the product in exchange for some free testers? Asking for a friend.

Look, I’m pretty liberal when it comes to immigration. You might not agree with my philosophy but I can think of a million other things I’d prioritize right now in this country than kicking out people who’ve been here for 20 years, haven’t violated the law since coming here, and are making some sort of effort to assimilate into American culture. I can’t help it guys – I’m a softie at heart.

But at the same time, we have no idea who ICE is raiding here. I have a hard time believing they’re going after the cleaning lady who kept her nose clean since she was brought here in the back of a UHaul in 1986. Despite what the MSM is telling you, deportations have been going on well before Trump. Obama was nicknamed the deporter in chief. But apparently it’s only a problem now.

Either way, what they’re doing is illegal. The whole concept of a sanctuary city is illegal and hypocritical. Either you’re part of the USA or you’re not. If you’re seceding from the Union and don’t wanna abide by federal laws, then you have to fight Abraham Lincoln. Those are the rules. The people pushing for sanctuary cities are the same people who would lose their mind if a city in Alabama decided they weren’t going to allow abortion in spite of federal law. We don’t get to pick and choose what laws apply to us and what laws don’t. That’s not how a civilized society conducts itself.

Shockingly this is not sanctioned by the City of Somerville, even though it seems like something that would make Mayor Joe Curtatone moist. After all, this is the same guy who wanted to drop the charges against the assholes who blockaded Interstate 93 a few years back, and flies a black lives matter flag at City Hall.

Anyway, the phone numbers to let them know that you have a tip about an ICE raid are 617-863-7783 and 857-928-1987. Whatever you do, DO NOT text that number with fake ICE raids so that these nudniks show up to random places in Somerville and wait hours for federal agents who will never show up.

49 Comment(s)
  • Big Fat Ornery Irish Pervert from Weymouth
    April 3, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    I hate all people, white, black, rich and poor. All of you are parasitic pieces of feces. I’m going to watch Archie Bunker reruns in my decaying post-war ranch and enjoy the dregs of my slowly draining pension dollars.

  • panzer9811
    March 29, 2018 at 9:21 am

    How ’bout this? All you supporters of illegals- take a family of them into your home. Hell, take in a couple of the “poor, misplaced” 20-something male gang-bangers. You all feel so sorry for the criminals, put your money where your fucking mouth is. Feed and clothe them, pay for their medical care, and other day to day needs. Leave your door open, your car keys on the counter, your valuables laying around, and most definitely do not hide the weapons. Be sure to set up bunk beds in your kids’ rooms to accommodate as many as possible. And for Christsake teach them to speak ENGLISH!!
    If protecting people who are here illegally is your cause, then by all means, make a REAL stand.
    Doesn’t sound like a good idea? Then STFU, keep your little homemade cardboard signs to yourself and stay the fuck out of ICE’s way.

    • panzer9811
      March 29, 2018 at 9:28 am

      There is a nauseating story out of Springfield BTW, about a church giving sanctuary to a woman who came here 17 years ago from Peru using fraudulent documents. She was to have been deported on Tuesday. Of course she pooped out two anchor babies during her illegal stay here, who are now also living in the church with their criminal mother. Mayor Dominic Sarno ain’t havin’ it, and the aiding and abetting Pastor says he is afraid for Dom’s soul lmao! Check it out.

      • panzer9811
        March 29, 2018 at 7:59 pm

        Hey “thumbs down”, you illegal too? NO? Just supportive of these barnacles? You support criminals? You pick and choose which laws you obey? Then GTFO!!!! We don’t want you here either.Take Gisella Collazo, her two anchor babies and ignorant husband with you. I hear Peru is lovely this time of year.

    • Anonymous
      March 29, 2018 at 8:01 pm

      Spot on comment Panzer!

      • Steve
        March 30, 2018 at 10:28 pm

        I hear the weather is hot near a special prison in Peru

        • Steve
          March 30, 2018 at 10:30 pm

          Or Venezuela, same sh hole

    March 29, 2018 at 1:06 am

    Yeah I think it’s high past time to start taring & feather fucking a lot of people. This is a fucking shame. We have cops running a muk a long with dirt ball politician’s who get away with more crime than most ratchets. we also have illegals, killing, raping, pillaging & drugging our neighborhoods. Wiggers, spics & niggs” (which is a huge difference between white, black & tan people! Defiantly not racist, nice try though! I say it how it is & I dont give a fuck about your feelings or if you think I’m wrong. I know I’m right & although my grammar sucks. I’m much smarter than a lot of people 176 i.q. at 12 years old & as of last year the same! O im also only 31. So, even after your brain starts to deteriorate in your late 20s mine is still beautiful & smart now fuck off.) Yes our country was built on immigration but my grandparents & countless others did it thr right way! Not sneek across the border like a fucking rat. They came here did their thing, they contributed too society lived happy quiet lives & raised a respected/respectful family! The first slaves who were actually in our country if you did your research & really got into history. Not school propaganda history but real history. you would know it was the Irish. I forgot dudes name but he was the first slave owner in america, he was black! There is more slavery on earth today than any given time in history! I’m sick of people crying about everything, im sick of my tax dollars going to ebt, health care, section 8, & all that other bull shit, when it should go to roads & other things we pay for not some idiot’s illigtamint kids. I’m sick of ratchet people, I’m sick of the msm & their brainwashing of people. I’m sick of dumb people who think they are smart but really have no fucking clue. I’m sick of kids getting shot in school! I’m sick of the niggs killing each other enough is enough be a nice black person and do something with your life. I know a lot of black people who are sick of your shit. Im sick of liberals wanting me to give up my firearms. They say that the police are the only ones who should have firearms. That the police will protect us hahaaa fat chance, have you seen the state of the police forces from all over the country? lol its not just mass/miss/illegal/tax~achusetts
    It’s all over. So, I give up my firearms, something happens. the only few good cops are atlesast 7 minutes away. Mind you a lot of shit can go down in 7 minutes. Lets say im your neighbor, you know I have a firearm & That even though you want to take my firearm away 2 weeks prior now you want to be my buddy. No fuck that. Don’t try to take people’s firearms away then when shit hits the fan run too us for protection. I’m a stand up solid kid, I would do anything for anyone but not you sorry. You see how that works. You want to take away people’s firearms who are legal, mentally fit & extensively trained like me, no fuck that.go screw a goat. That’s why our fore fathers wrote the 2nd amendment so we can protect our selfs our family & friends along with property from people like that. I’m sick of this shit happening in Massachusetts. this is where the revolutionary war started. you know the war to get us away from shit bum people. It really is about time we start tar & feathering people. It’s also about time we stand up for our self this country has gone to shit. Being a junkie is not a disease it’s being a junkie. I’m sick of woman using the courts to fuck guys over, I’m sick of dudes fucking their wife,girlfriend, babie mommas over. I’m sick of people killing & almost killing others because they want to drink andvor text while driving. Im sick of lenient chrges for sex offenders. I’m really just fucking sick f it all to be honest. I’m a good dude as stated and I know lots of good people, but secretly I wish the world would burn because the bad definitely out weighs the good. I’m also sick &tired of being sick & tired. There is so much more I want to say but it’s not even worth it. the government officials/ police are still going to be shit, wigs, niggs, spicks & ratchets are still going to wigg,nigg, spick & ratchet. the rest of us good folks white, black or tan either conservative or Democrat are going to get fucked with no lube day to day unless we find common ground & fix the problem. Again tar feathers & rope would do very well. I know some in the military & police forces feel the same it’s just a matter of getting to them and asking for their help. Also let me add this. This is not up for debate everything said was true I check facts and think before I speak I’m not brainwashed I’m not liberal nor right. I’m me and I know lots of others feel the same and are educated enough to know the truth & not let mass media put stupid shit in their heads.

  • Quality Control
    March 28, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    I registered a complaint on the 311 app, and it’s been forwarded to Somerville’s “municipal site”, whatever that is.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    March 28, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    You all know that kid who makes up long-winded, convoluted excuses for not doing their homework? The parents and teachers then point out to the kid: “All that time you took to make up the excuse, you could’ve been done with the work!”???
    These people are exactly like that…if they put all the time & effort they put into protecting illegals into making these people do it properly, they’d all be legitimate citizens by now! 

  • MrSmiley
    March 28, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    So you’re okay with the 20 year illegal who racked up thousands in unpaid medical bills because they work off the books. Never learned english and drove nontheless without a license or insurance. Think about what a little border jumping turns into. I can’t change your opinion on immigration but maybe you should consider the costs to us as americans. Not that you can hit the eject button on all of them unfortunately. Fuuuuck them. Enjoy the ride in the unmarked vans.

  • coach
    March 28, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Coach was surprised that it took 5 rings for them to pick up at 617-863-7783. Maybe they will be quicker at 3:30 a.m.

  • Brian Cooper
    March 28, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    If ICE is smart, they will tip the hippies off to several false alarms from the same 2-3 phone numbers… then use one of the same numbers to tip off an actual raid. The hippies will think they’re crying wolf again and won’t alert the network.
    Someone with bigger balls than me should text a raid in, then show up there with 6 buddies and a U-Haul truck. Hippies show up, beat the fuck out of them, hog-tie them, toss ’em in the back of the truck, and take them down to the middle of nowhere in Kentucky or some shithole and leave ’em there.

    • Brainless Alltalk
      March 28, 2018 at 7:30 pm

      Fuckin’ right.

    • panzer9811
      March 29, 2018 at 9:00 am

      Allow me be the first to volunteer to rent/drive one of those U-Hauls.

  • budman
    March 28, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    heres an idea. instead of crying about it, why not just file for citizenship? it seems pretty easy, but instead you want to stay here and collect everything the hard working citizens paid for. if i was prersident, i would make it legal to shoot and kill all illegals that are found here. they are terrorists. This country is in ruins because of the libs and it seems they give housing and handouts more to illegals than citizens. it will come back and bite them in the ass in the long run. i vote on purging this country of libs and illegals.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 28, 2018 at 2:15 pm

      They don’t want to be citizens – then they would have a pay taxes

      Same with Puerto Rico not wanting to become the 51st state

      Just a big sham

      • Seriously
        March 28, 2018 at 3:17 pm

        There is no way to “apply for citizenship”. You first apply for legal permanent residency. For undocumented people, there is no way to do this. No line to get in. Do you really think people don’t want to apply?

        Also, did you know undocumented immigrants file taxes? They paid almost $12B in taxes last year. The IRS gives out nifty numbers known as ITINs specifically so they may file taxes. They pay into Social Security and never get it back.

        • Blackie O'connell
          March 28, 2018 at 3:37 pm

          And the bucks go to supporting associates back in what ever country they send American dollars to-if working under the table (thought that was illegal) there are no taxes collected – if legit why do these illegals get a SS#? And the taxes collected where you think they go? The benefits collected by illegals medical care, snap and so on these leeches take way more than they ever ever given and Hey, how many are living in your home?

          • Blackie O'connell
            March 28, 2018 at 3:40 pm

            and for never collecting SS give me a break they just apply for disability

        • Screw PC
          March 28, 2018 at 3:42 pm

          Are you defending these assholes, you cocksucker?

          Let’s be fucking smug like your sorry ass. You know how many of those fucking vermin steal dead people’s Social Security numbers? You know how often they have multiple anchor babies to claim tax credits and defraud us? “Nifty” ITINs. You stinking cunt.

          Fuck you, you fucking conspirator of a blood-sucking bottom feeding piece of shit. I hope an illegal immigrant (fuck your “undocumented” bullshit) with an uninsured vehicle runs you over and then does a brake stand on your squashed head while trying to flee the scene.

          • Seriously
            March 28, 2018 at 4:23 pm

            Anchor babies, also known as everyone who is not a Native American.

        • msheadkracker
          March 28, 2018 at 4:32 pm

          You are a special kind of stupid. I’ve been in contact with an ICE agent about a certain illegal that is screwing with a friend of mines family, and he bragged his paperwork was bought, meaning he paid someone for an illegal passport, illegal greencard, illegal working papers, yet ICE can’t do shit because the paperwork looks completely legit. It’s someone else’s paperwork that is dead, with a new name, so ICE can’t touch him without proof that it’s falsified, even if he admitted it was bought. Anyone that supports illegal immigration should be tried for treason, they’ve been here long enough to apply for citizenship, too bad if you get caught, you get a one way ticket back to your shithole and if you get caught again it’s straight to GITMO. These criminals steal billions in Medicaid, snap and welfare, they don’t contribute anything to society except us having to pay to clean up their messes. Don’t get me started on the bed bug and lice outbreaks that have happened nationwide because of it!

        • Screw PC
          March 28, 2018 at 5:28 pm

          Seriously, you are a fuckstick. The actual purpose of these sweeps is to liquidate the MS-13 gangs that have a presence in Somerville as well as Chelsea and East Boston. ICE is not looking for Conchita Valdez the house cleaner. They want machete wielding, drug dealing rapist assholes to be brought to justice. You’re supporting efforts to thwart law enforcement and are therefore at least passively aiding and abetting criminals and obstructing justice as well as putting lives in danger.

          “Anchor babies… whoever isn’t Native American”. You fucking liberals are America’s case of herpes. You are a useless plague.

          I repeat what I said earlier, and I also fucking hope you become a victim of bloodthirsty butchering scumbags like the MS-13. Drown yourself, you fucking scum.

        • Hanginpossum
          March 28, 2018 at 8:15 pm

          That’s .003 of the 2018 budget. Exxon alone pays more than twice that amount.

        • KAno
          March 31, 2018 at 10:02 am

          and they cost 26 BILLION in Welfare payments each year.

  • Pawfurbehr
    March 28, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Best thing to do is to leave this state. It’s not worth living here anymore.

    • Seriously
      March 28, 2018 at 4:23 pm

      Anchor babies, also known as everyone who is not a Native American.

      • Blackie O'connell
        March 28, 2018 at 5:31 pm

        Really ?so hand over all of your property to the First Nation and shut the fuck up

      • SMH
        March 29, 2018 at 1:23 am

        Native Americans? We all know how badly it went for them after a flood of immigrants entered the Americas and took over.

    • Kanacke Hasser
      March 28, 2018 at 10:34 pm

      If we somehow could do that, I’d require the stipulation that all residents must be documented. That seems reasonable to me.

  • Hughbo Mont
    March 28, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    The reason why Obozo’s deportation numbers were high is that they changed the criteria for counting. The started including people “turned around” at the border. Previously, “turnarounds” were not counted. Same as how they changed UE numbers years ago.

    • Hughbo Mont
      March 28, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      *They started

  • Reason
    March 28, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    If we could find someone who could hack into their alert system network, we could send out hundreds of alerts a day. Then we could sit back and watch them all run around the city like cockroaches when you turn the lights on. That would be glorious.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      March 30, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      Make bots great again!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 28, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    Is that fucking Forrest Gump at the mike?

  • 2wEntEe
    March 28, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    It’s like the underground railroad for people that aren’t even supposed to be here.

  • Blackie O'connell
    March 28, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    Sanctuary cities are wrong and if you truly believe in this form of protest – move the illegals into your home – that’s right put your money where your mouth is and protect their rights as non citizens with your life, liberty and home. Shut the fuck up and do it.
    As a citizen and very productive member of this country ; I am pissed that an illegal killed my brother (vehicular homicide)and was fined and given 3 years probation –
    She had no license, registration or insurance however she did have her anchor baby on the front seat and did try to leave the scene, but her auto was too damaged to do so. The man also riding in the car jumped out and ran off – what a pussy. I was surprised she showed up in court, but shortly there after left the state. I am not happy with the illegal immigrants in any state.

    • Blackie O'connell
      March 28, 2018 at 1:59 pm

      Oh, this finished my mother off- she died heart broken. This “accidental Homicide” put friends and relatives in a total tail spin ; not only did illegal asshole kill one person – she affected many.

    • Sonny's Mom
      March 30, 2018 at 7:28 pm

      I don’t believe for one split second that illegals really want to “come out of the shadows”. Because then they’d have nowhere to run after the road accidents and other crimes they routinely commit.

      And I’m sorry about what your family has gone through. Leftists and “liberals” wouldn’t be so quick to make excuses if they actually had to pay the deadly price that so many American families end up paying.

      • Blackie O'Connell
        March 30, 2018 at 10:55 pm

        Thank you – all of us have paid a personal cost that is way too high – I miss my brother every day and I’m not the only one. And the comment about the illegals paying all those taxes and into SS that they don’t get to collect This makes me feel so much better for fuck sake give me a fucking break.

  • red
    March 28, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Joe looks like a Dick Tracy with those orange sun glasses

    • Blackie O'connell
      March 28, 2018 at 2:59 pm

      More like he is identifying as a liberal from California

    • Kanacke Hasser
      March 28, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      Less Dick Tracy than Dickless Nancy. Way to suck up to the ethnic community by letting unidentifiable people hide in your town, Joe. Anything for moonbat votes.

  • Public Safety
    March 28, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Traitors, protecting illegal felons too. Jail them all, fine them.

  • TortugaNino33
    March 28, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Un. Fucking. Real.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 28, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    This qualifies as an obstruction of justice.

  • Anonymous Turtle
    March 28, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    I see a raid (and domain seizure) coming for the “Somerville Response Center” some time soon

    • z
      March 28, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      One can only hope.

      I’m not sure what kind of relationship I could have with these people if I was related to them. We’d all be at some family get together and they would be going on about things like this. I’d “Oh yeah” them, and most likely I’d be labeled the turd in the punch bowl.

      Randy Jackson in back row is looking pretty good these days. Looks a bit taller than I would have imagined.

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