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Mike’s Pastry, a bakery on the North end of Boston, picked up this extremely unhygienic heist on their security cameras:
Jesus, if you’re going to go around stealing from bakery cases like the Cookie Monster’s degenerate cousin, could you at least steal some gloves first?
Particularly because, if her hands have been where I think they have been….*shudder*. And she didn’t tie up her hair, either. Nobody wants your hair all up in their eclairs, nasty Nancy.
The blatant theft is bad, sure. But hasn’t she watched Sesame Street? Stop sharing your germs, you worm.
Anyway, if anyone knows who this self-entitled skank is, let us know. I’d like to teach her how to pay for her cookies, and wash her damn hands.