Does This Look Like A Spencer Chick Who Was Arrested For Cutting Her Boyfriend’s Balls In A Sturbridge Motel Room They Were Squatting In?
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Who remembers this story?
Oh yea!! Webster’s finest doing Webduh things:
Trying to fight cops, getting their asses beat, and then whining about it with tall tales of Internet lawsuits. Just another day for the Webster Finer Things Club.
One of these geniuses who was chiming in on the video was a local Sweaty Betty’s prodigy named Mariah Moriarty, who admittedly has had her fair share of run-ins with the po-po:
Well, she’s back in the news again, and this time she may or may not have ripped her boyfriend’s nuts in half:
A Spencer woman pleaded not guilty Tuesday to a charge of striking her boyfriend’s testicles during an argument at a Sturbridge motel, causing considerable bleeding. Mariah J. Moriarty, 21, of 57 Valley St., Apt. 10, was charged with assault and battery on a household member. Sturbridge police went Monday to the Green Acres Motel on a report of a man refusing to leave his room. Management told them that Eric Paul, 20, was supposed to have checked out at 11 a.m. but was not answering the room’s phone.
Mr. Paul answered the door wearing only a bath towel, while Ms. Moriarty was in bed covered in blankets, police said. Police noticed bloodstains on the towel wrapped around Mr. Paul’s waist. When police asked why he bled, Ms. Moriarty said she had grabbed Mr. Paul during an argument about another man who had called her cellphone the previous night. Mr. Paul confirmed the assault, saying to police, “She got me good.” Mr. Paul did not seek medical attention, according to the police report.
Oh shit, this chick it NUTS!!! Literally!! If you can’t trust a bathroom selfie queen then who can you trust?
It takes a special kind of crazy chick to cut a dude’s nuts because you were talking to some other guy on the phone. Even the craziest of the crazy chicks knows you don’t fuck with a dude’s minerals. Off limits. You can make fun of the size of it, or smack him in the face, or tell him the motion of the ocean is weak. But you can’t make physical contact with the goods.
Not only does this chick not respect that rule, she somehow managed to cut his balls until they bled. I mean, how is that even possible? Did she chain him down and put a knife to him? Sounds like a nice girl any normal guy would love to go for a weekday getaway with at a cheap Sturbridge motel.
The craziest part about this is how nonchalant the kid is about it. “She got me good.” Dude, she tried to cut your balls off. She more than got you good. That shit’s not normal. Safe to say this is not the first, nor will it be the last psychotic episode this guy’s gonna deal with. Check out this picture he posted two years ago:
Notice her commentary on the side:
Yea…..might be a good idea to go ahead and delete that comment Eric. Especially since you decided to go ahead and maintain a long term relationship with this obviously stable broad. Because apparently you’re training for the white trash Olympics. Most people’s girlfriends don’t refer to them as a “faggot ass” on social media:
And then a couple days before they try chopping your balls off they pull a stage five clinger on your Facebook page:
Oh, and this is never a good sign:
Yea, I understand that suboxone is basically Narcan except for people who still have a pulse. But that’s something a normal woman doesn’t post on Facebook for the world to see. Ya know, because if you’re dependent on a drug to get off another drug, you’re still kind of addicted to drugs. Just sayin.
Eric seems like a real winner too. He’s a “Sandy Hook was a conspiracy theory”
So obviously he’s got life all figured out. Way smarter than us sheep.
What’s funny about this is that Mariah Moriarty is apparently from Charlton:
But Charlton’s kind of a nice town, and hoodrats like her just don’t last there very long. They’re drawn like a magnet to Webster and Spencer, where she apparently now resides. All I gotta say to Eric is…….RUN!! Because this chick has Lorena Bobbitt written all over her. Just sayin.
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