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Ole Miss offensive lineman Laremy Tunsil was supposed to be the first player at his position taken in the NFL draft. Then shortly before the draft he tweeted out this:
This Tunsil video blows my mind pic.twitter.com/oh6KnrJoKB
— Jac Collinsworth (@JacCollinsworth) April 29, 2016
As a result of this video of him taking bong rips with a bas mask on, he fell to the 13th overall pick, and probably cost himself around $7 million when it’s all said and done.
Little cleanup from Thurs night: without video, Ravens would have taken Laremy Tunsil at No. 6; fell to Miami at 13. Lost money: $7 million.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 30, 2016
The best part was that his agent said he was “hacked.” Because that’s the excuse you give now when you do something you shouldn’t on social media. Obviously he was not “hacked,” but to people over the age of 45 who don’t understand how the Internet works, it sounds believable. Because old people assume that there are a room full of Chinese kids taking over random people’s social media accounts all hours of the day.
Anyway, it could’ve been a lot worse for him if Chris Christie was President:
According to Christopher Massie of BuzzFeed, Christie co-hosted the Boomer & Carton show on WFAN radio Friday and shared his thoughts on the Twitter-leaked video showing Tunsil smoking a bong through a gas mask: “It’s unbelievable. Because the bong hits aren’t enough. Give me the gas mask too. It’s incredible. I can’t take my eyes off it. It’s unbelievable. … When I was a prosecutor, I would’ve gone in and cuffed this guy. I would’ve been all over it.”
See, this is why Chris Christie is Donald Trump’s bitch.
Because he wants to be a hard ass, but he’s really just a nerd. Who gets this worked up about weed in 2016? This is a guy who ran on a failed campaign to start arresting people in Colorado and Washington even though weed is legal there now. This is what he thinks should be a priority in the United States of America. Too bad, because other than that we like Christie’s overall spirit and tenor. He isn’t afraid to call you out for being a clown and he tells it like it is. Too bad he’s so obsessed with a harmless plant that could probably help him calm the fuck down.
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