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Donald Trump’s Bitch, Chris Christie, Would’ve Arrested OL Laremy Tunsil For Taking Bong Rips In A Gas Mask

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Ole Miss offensive lineman Laremy Tunsil was supposed to be the first player at his position taken in the NFL draft. Then shortly before the draft he tweeted out this:

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As a result of this video of him taking bong rips with a bas mask on, he fell to the 13th overall pick, and probably cost himself around $7 million when it’s all said and done.

The best part was that his agent said he was “hacked.” Because that’s the excuse you give now when you do something you shouldn’t on social media. Obviously he was not “hacked,” but to people over the age of 45 who don’t understand how the Internet works, it sounds believable. Because old people assume that there are a room full of Chinese kids taking over random people’s social media accounts all hours of the day.

Anyway, it could’ve been a lot worse for him if Chris Christie was President:

According to Christopher Massie of BuzzFeed, Christie co-hosted the Boomer & Carton show on WFAN radio Friday and shared his thoughts on the Twitter-leaked video showing Tunsil smoking a bong through a gas mask: “It’s unbelievable. Because the bong hits aren’t enough. Give me the gas mask too. It’s incredible. I can’t take my eyes off it. It’s unbelievable. … When I was a prosecutor, I would’ve gone in and cuffed this guy. I would’ve been all over it.”

See, this is why Chris Christie is Donald Trump’s bitch.

PALM BEACH, FL - MARCH 01: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie accompanies Republican Presidential frontrunner Donald Trump on the stage at a press conference on March 1, 2016 in Palm Beach, Florida. Christie stood by, often distracted, as Trump held a press conference at his Mar a Lago Club after the polls closed on Super Tuesday. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)

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Because he wants to be a hard ass, but he’s really just a nerd. Who gets this worked up about weed in 2016? This is a guy who ran on a failed campaign to start arresting people in Colorado and Washington even though weed is legal there now. This is what he thinks should be a priority in the United States of America. Too bad, because other than that we like Christie’s overall spirit and tenor. He isn’t afraid to call you out for being a clown and he tells it like it is. Too bad he’s so obsessed with a harmless plant that could probably help him calm the fuck down.

 

 

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • juror seven
    May 3, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Sure he should have denied it was him. They all look alike, right?

  • Wormtown Refugee
    May 3, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    Hmm. African American dude with a Confederate flag on the wall behind him as he pounds ganja. What will the Pioneer Valley and politically correct do now?????

  • Tudor turtle
    May 2, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    He took a bong hit below the american and confederate flags, sweet.

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    I’m surprised that Laremy Tunsil did not just simply deny. I mean he had a mask on and his face was not shown. To risk an estimate of 7 million bucks, I would have denied all day long…

  • CHRIS P BACON
    May 2, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    TBS likes Chris Christie? He’s about as anti teachers union as you can get?

  • Will
    May 2, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Nice. Big Chris is a little too chummy with Chicago Slick, but I still like the cut if his jib. Brady has to dance to the tune of the hoaxers, but this clown gets a pass? Marsh-on Baby, I here McDonalds is hiring.

  • Jay
    May 2, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    It’s not about the bong rip, it’s about putting it on the internet for the world to see.

  • LivesInLowell
    May 2, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    On the bright side, at least he didn’t blow of his hand using fireworks.

    • LivesInLowell
      May 2, 2016 at 1:16 pm

      *off (I really should proof read better)

    • Cheech
      May 5, 2016 at 6:19 am

      He will be another Albert Haynesworth, injured, suspended for “banned substances ” and washed up within a few years. Pothead.

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