Dooshnozzle Assaults, Robs 78 Year Old Woman In Dudley, Goes For Swim In French River

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Dudley Police Department Facebook PageOn Wednesday July 12, 2016 at approximately 7:24 pm, Dudley Police Officers Shane Didonato, Ryan Daniels, and Tyler Smith responded to a reported unarmed robbery of an elderly female at the Dollar General Store located at 13 West Main Street. The female was reported to have been injured and the suspect was identified as a white male subject wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Officer DiDonato responded to the scene while the other officers, as well as some from the Webster Police Department, searched the area. A more accurate description of the suspect was obtained from witnesses as well as video footage from the store. It was reported a 78 year old female victim was exiting the store while pushing a shopping cart. She was shoved to the ground by a male suspect. The victim’s pocketbook was stolen and the perpetrator fled on foot toward West Main Street. The victim was later treated by Dudley Fire Department Personnel and transported to Harrington Hospital at Hubbard for injuries to her arm and head. She was treated and later released. 

At approximately 7:55 pm, Officer Daniels spotted a person, known to him as Chad Rico age 33, whose address is unknown, in the area of #8 Chestnut Street. Mr. Rico was wearing clothing that matched the description of the suspect in the robbery. There was also believed to be an active warrant out for his arrest. After a brief interaction with the officer, Mr. Rico fled the scene on foot, heading toward Webster. He was pursued by several officers and was seen crossing the French River in the Oxford Ave and Pleasant Street area by Officer Didonato. He followed Mr. Rico through the water and was able to place him under arrest on the river bank. He was transported to the Webster Police Department to await booking. Mr. Rico had had in his possession a set of metallic knuckles, a knife, and some illegal prescription narcotics. It was believed Mr. Rico may have discarded evidence during his foot pursuit. A search of the area was conducted by the officers, including Webster Officer Aaron Suss and his K9 dog. The victim’s wallet and some other items were located later in the evening by Dudley Sergeant Paul Ceppetelli. They were in a dumpster near the location where Mr. Rico was first observed by Officer Daniels. Mr. Rico was held on $1,000 bail for a court appearance at Dudley District Court this morning. Dudley Police Chief Steve Wojnar commends all the officers involved in this case for the swift apprehension of this suspect.


I love it how these people who stick flying saucers in their ears like they’re being initiated into some remote tribe in the Congo, end up looking when they run out of money for studs to put in their ears. He looks like he has two slices of swiss cheese attached to his face.

This guy tried wading across the French River too. It’s like the Underground Railroad when they used to have to cross the might Ohio River. Except instead of landing in freedom you end up in Webster. I’d rather be a slave.

Check out this guy’s bio on Facebook:

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Poor Dudley. Sandwiched in between Southbridge and Webster. Doesn’t seem fair. Too bad because it’s a pretty nice town all things considered. Main Street in Dudley is like the yellow brick road for slug rakes. Might as well rename it the Dooshnozzle Expressway. Except instead of bringing you to the Emerald City it brings you to French River and morons like Chad Rico are swimming in it after beating up old ladies. That’s why that area of Dudley next to Webster is forever cursed.

Last month something similar happened in West Boylston. Some local idiot tried robbing a 72 year old lady so he could get his next fix. When we called him out on it we were bombarded with comments from morons who think that drug addiction gives you a free pass from public scorn. It doesn’t. I don’t care how high you are or how bad your addiction is. We all have a moral compass, and there is absolutely no excuse for assaulting a 78 year old woman. Ever. Lots of people suffer from addiction and don’t rob 78 year old women outside of the Dollar Store. So just stop with that bullshit.

Luckily the comment thread on the Dudley PD page wasn’t nearly as bad as the response on the West Boylston PD page. He did have a couple people making excuses:

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But those weren’t nearly as bad as the people defending the WB nudnik. Probably because this guy just genuinely looks like a grade A poopsmooch.

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And he posts stuff like this:

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And he associates with people like this:

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Oh, and he reproduced:

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So yea, this guy might technically have an “illness” because of drug addiction, but he’d still probably be an unloveable local boob if he wasn’t hooked on smack.


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13 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    July 15, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    This dipshit is a known Webster muff. Hangs around McDonald’s asking for money until the manager kicks him out. Then he just comes back the next day and starts the cycle anew.

    I hope the little twat waffle gets ass raped in prison, and the guy shanks him at the same time for good measure.

  • Reddog
    July 14, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    At least tar and feather him in the town square. Then let the elderly lady beat the shit out of him with her cane.

  • Joe Max
    July 14, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    Hope the woman is OK, at that age sometimes it pushes one over the edge not only physically, but mentally too. Him, what can one say about a true deadbeat. Imagine his past record and how many times he’s done this before.

  • BobnMic
    July 14, 2016 at 3:56 am

    If people think Donald Trump is nuts for wanting to build a big wall along the states that border Mexico in a two fold effort to keep illegals out so we don’t have to essentially pay for them with tax money and also do a better job keeping serious drugs from coming in – then those people are crazy living on Planet Delusia.

    Heroin is pouring into this country so badly which is why it so cheap now. One of my wife’s best friend’s son was in college up in New Hampshire last year and yup, you guessed it, got caught into H as New Hampshire is fucking ridiculous right now with that shit. And yes he overdosed and was found floating dead in some fucking river after gone missing for nearly a week.

    But someone said here you make choices in life. So true. I’m not feeling it with these addicts in no way. No one puts a gun to your head and says, “Do Heroin!” Conversely you will more than likely find yourself putting a gun to someone else’s head and kill them for their next fix. My wife’s friend from work is a good mother too from a good background.

  • JL
    July 13, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    So sick of the addiction is a disease bullshit. IT IS A CHOICE YOU MADE!!! its not like you were not taught in school DRUGS ARE BAD. you made that choice the first time you used. its not that the drugs made you use them, you choose to use them. I hope this ass ROTS IN JAIL

    • Skinny
      July 15, 2016 at 2:31 am

      Listen man I don’t agree wit wat this kid did or his excuse for doin it but not everyone chooses to b addicted 84% of pple addicted to opiates got addicted because there dr. Prescribed them a pain killer without tellin them the long term sideffects…knowledge is power

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        July 15, 2016 at 8:02 am

        So it’s the Dr’s fault they abused drugs and ignored the instructions on the label? Ok, I see now.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    July 13, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    An aggressive treatment with rope and birdshot used to help this affliction. It is a sickness after all.

  • Wade
    July 13, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    But hes going to Dudley court, so, ummmm….

  • Taxes Too High
    July 13, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    So sick of the addiction excuse card. Rob an elderly woman and a price should be paid……Not in our joke of a society. We need to start shipping these dirtbags to an island prison…..away from the rest of us hard working tax paying citizens. Enough is enough. Don’t start with the bullshit it’s a disease excuse.

  • Joseph Schmo
    July 13, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    Bring back public stoning.

    • Leah
      July 13, 2016 at 9:10 pm

      He was trying to! *BA DUM TSSSSS*

  • Paul
    July 13, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    He has no illness. He is a shitbag that belongs in jail and hopefully the screws will spread the word as to why he is there. Problem solved.

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