Dooshnozzle Of The Day: Laconia City Councilor Bob Hamel Mocks Dead Firefighter At Meeting, Then Claims He Was Mocking Another Dead Guy From 55 Years Ago

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Saw this post making the rounds from Laconia, NH…..

Little background here. Lt. Mark Miller died in a a diving training exercise in 2004 at The Weirs, which is a beach at Lake Winnipesaukee in Laconia. The guy on the City Council is Bob Hamel, a former cop who now appears to be a right wing, anti-union elected official. And he’s currently in a pissing match with the firefighter’s union, the details of which we care very little about. Because nothing bores turtle riders more than small town politics.

All you  need to know about Bob Hamel is that he’s one of these:

The “I stand for the flag” people are some of the more self-important nudniks on the Internet. Bro, we get it – you’re so Patriotic. You piss red, white, and blue. We were all wondering what you do during the National Anthem while at home watching the game. No I know – you stand at full attention in front of the couch, put your hand over your heart, and sing at the TV. You obviously love America WAY more than the rest of us.

But what does make this turtle worthy is that he appears to be be mocking Kelseys’ deceased father, Lt. Miller, with this comment:

“I know you guys think you can walk on water, but there was a man in this town a long time ago who said he could walk on water and he tried it up on Weirs dock and he didn’t.”

Obviously the union guy speaking didn’t care too much for that, because Hamel appears to be mocking a dead firefighter. The chief tried to hold him back but he pulled a “don’t hold me dog” and gave him a staredown that went deep into his heartless soul….

Don’t worry though – Bob Hamel had an excuse ready to go….

Hamel later walked up to the firefighters and said he knew and liked Miller. He said he was referring to a self-proclaimed minister named Red Dunn, who once said he could walk on water and tried to do so without success at The Weirs. On Tuesday, Hamel said he mentioned the anecdote only because it points up the danger of having an overly inflated sense of self, but that, in retrospect that he could see how the comment could be open to misinterpretation.

Wait…..what? He was referring to a “self-proclaimed minister named Red Dunn” who said he could walk on water and ended up dying at the same place Lt. Miller did? Well, if this guy is so well known that a City Councilor would reference him and assume the room would get the reference, then Red Dunn must be all over the Google machine right?

Nope. Google “Red Dunn The Weirs.” Guess what comes up first? The most recent story about the City Council meeting. The only article we can find about a Red Dunn in Laconia is this one, about in 1961 when Red Dunn ran for Ward 5 City Council. No mention of drowning or being a preacher who thought he could walk on water. And the City Councilor looks old, but not that old. There’s just no way possible he could’ve been referencing Red Dunn in his comment.

Of course he was talking about the firefighter. Of course he was mocking a dead guy to score political points. And it backfired in his face. But instead of just being a man and apologizing he has to make up some bullshit story about Red Dunn that no one believes.

Dooshnozzle of the day – Bob Hamel.

25 Comment(s)
  • Article is Shit
    July 12, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    This article is shit, you should be ashamed for writing it.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    July 12, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Sorry SJW Hunter: I usually love all of your blogs, but this one is too incomplete. Yes, Hamel obviously took a cheap shot in the heat of the moment, but there’s no context around what Corky Thacher from the TV show “Life Goes on” said to provoke his reaction. And yes, it matters. Just waving your hands and saying that nobody cares or wants to hear about small town politics doesn’t cut it. It doesn’t excuse Hamel’s behavior, but it would at least give some balance and context around why he made the remark.

    There are plenty of Massholes who have moved to NH who want to make it just as unionized, socialist, and corrupt as the place from whence they came.

  • clinging to my own low rung
    July 12, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Just because someone is a ‘patriot’ (by which you mean demonstrably flagwaving) doesn’t mean they are somehow better a American, or even more patriotic, than anyone else. Not any more that believing (or saying) Jesus Christ is your ‘personal savior’ makes you good (or even Christian). These are typical of the minimal standards of any tribe. Insulting the ratchets the next rung down from you doesn’t make you a patriot either, and won’t make America a better place. It’s just more tribalism, and name me a tribal country that’s a world power. Stumped? Here’s the complete list:

  • z
    July 11, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    Mr. Hamel may be a doos noozle, but I’m not buying this line:

    “……the details of which we care very little about. Because nothing bores turtle riders more than small town politics.”

    I guess if you are a slut for public employee unions you’d feel that way. This blogger is probably a Scientologist as that belief seems to have many similarities to public employees.

    401K? No. Chip in a tiny bit for your health insurance? No. A few bucks for co-payments? No.
    Retire early? Yes. Double dip? Yes. Cost of living increases for the rest of your life? Yes.

    I’ll probably get downvoted because I don’t understand and I’m too stupid to take advantage of that racket. If so, Fuck you, leech.

    • Real_Finn
      July 11, 2018 at 4:08 pm


      I wouldn’t downvote you for your opinion. 🙂

      I think in this situation, 2 hot heads went at it and 1 of them took a dirty/unnecessary shot a deceased fire fighter. I really felt like I was watching a pissing contest and then 1 of them went for the jugular.


      • True Reality Speaks
        Finn is EBoyler's Bitch
        July 11, 2018 at 6:58 pm

        Contrary to your inflated sense of self, nobody gives a fuck what you think. In fact, I think YOU are SJW Hunter.

        • Real_Finn
          July 11, 2018 at 7:18 pm

          Sorry to disappoint Dickweed — I am *not* SJW. Wrong parts. Thanks for trying though.

          Get Fucked,
          Only Finn

        • Kevin Fleury
          Richard Cranium
          July 11, 2018 at 7:19 pm

          Guy is spot on 99.9% of the time. Come here I got protein shake for you. Get Fucked.

          • Kevin Fleury
            Richard Cranium
            July 12, 2018 at 8:17 pm

            To be clear here, I am on Finn’s side; but fuck it I guess I should be happy that got 5 reactions period. Positive or Negative is irrelevant, at least you’re awake enough to hit a thumbs up or down button.

    • Tony valentin
      July 11, 2018 at 9:16 pm

      Another reason why this useless blog turtle. The key board pussys are kicked off fb and google. They just scream for attention and will do and say anything for reaction. You guys are a bunch of media whores

  • Real_Finn
    July 11, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    Councilman Hamel,

    Eat a bag of dicks. Jersey Girl can certainly help you. It’s laughable that you compared the Fire Fighter’s Union members as people who “walk on water”. YET — you sit on your on the council and disregard legitimate concerns with righteous arrogance and self-importance.

    Jersey Girl – your “vote” doesn’t count in regard to TB’s future as a broadcaster. That’s pretty laughable. By the way, patriotic people can be assholes too. They don’t “walk on water”. They sometimes get into pissing contests with other patriotic people. It happens.

    What usually DOESN’T happen is when one “patriotic” person takes a crack shot at a deceased fire fighter. Hamel got hot under the collar and went for the low-blow. He should man up and apologize.

    Get Fucked,

    • You are a pussy
      July 12, 2018 at 4:15 pm

      People die every day, stop being such a pussy.

  • Careful who you alienate
    July 11, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I googled this guy and all I could find, (other than City Council activities), is that he belongs to Veterans for Trump, and is heavily involved in Laconia’s Christmas festivities. Seems like a good guy. Why doesn’t SJW Hunter stick to humiliating the likes of welfare cheats and pink pussy hat psycho feminists?

  • Barney Fife
    July 11, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    I wonder where Hamel “was a cop for 10 years” and why he left after just 10 years. 

    And who is he to say “I have seen what you have seen”….

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 11, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    It seems to me SJW Hunter is a CNN wannabe, or maybe, reject.

    • Patriot
      July 11, 2018 at 2:21 pm

      Yup. I thought I clicked on the wrong website when I read this article.

  • America Love It Or LEAVE It
    July 11, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Tb sucks cock and eats cum when the National Amthem is playing all while getting a foot long shoved up his azz.

  • Jersey Girl
    July 11, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    PS. The comment section shouldn’t be 6 1/2 miles down the page and so difficult to find.

  • AgingCynic
    July 11, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    I grew up in Meredith, next town over. 95% of the people there are the salt of the earth. But some asswipes have decided that all Massholes are responsible for the destruction of Southern and Central NH rather than members of a particular political party.. That “Massachusetts” crack indicates that Mr Lifetime Pension is one of them. He might want to review how much of his budget is dollars left there by MA residents.

    • Finger Pointer
      July 11, 2018 at 2:38 pm

      Massachusetts is largely responsible for the opiate epidemic in southern New Hampshire because Lawrence is a sanctuary city and Massachusetts has lax drug laws. The lax drug laws and sanctuary cities are completely the fault of liberal Democrats. There’s a drug pipeline across America to Lawrence, and consequently, southern New Hampshire is full of addicts, effectively causing its destruction. There is a political party responsible for the destruction of central and southern New Hampshire, and it’s the same political party that fought at all costs to legalize marijuana in the midst of an opioid crisis without a method for testing for impaired drivers.

      • Effin Flatlanders
        July 11, 2018 at 3:14 pm

        Yeah, because it’s totally impossible to get drugs from Mangester. You gotta make that 40+ mile trip down 93 to 495 to Lawrence.

  • Jersey Girl
    July 11, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Hamel is a jerk for taking a low shot at a firefighter. TB is a jerk for taking a low shot at patriotic people and making such an unwarranted generalization. Most of TBs readers are likely ‘patriotic’. TB expressed an interest in taking over for Howie when the day comes. That won’t happen if he pisses off all of Howie’s followers first. Mr TB: You are no Howie Carr. Keep this up and you never will be.

    • Nothinh wrong with being patriotic
      July 11, 2018 at 1:41 pm

      Spot on Jersey Girl. I for one am very patriotic, and I don’t see anything wrong with that. If TB keeps vilifying patriotic people, they will alienate their followers.
      Not that they seem to care, though. If they cared about their readers, they’d do something about the fact that it takes 20 minutes to get to the comment section because the page keeps filling up with ads.

      • SJW Hunter Sucks
        July 11, 2018 at 5:04 pm

        I’ve noticed that if the article is left leaning or attacks conservative and or patriotic ideals the writer is SJW Hunter. Most of SJW Hunters articles have snipes here and there aimed at conservatives.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Give a Lib a Throat Punch
          July 11, 2018 at 6:51 pm

          Yeah, sometimes it seems SJW Hunter is just a new screen name for the infamous Liberal TB from earlier days.

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